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Ken and Andy further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards as the program enters its death throes. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)

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Options July 10, 2013: Advance Obituaries for Pete Seeger, Vera Lynn and Others

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Listener comments!

Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 6:04pm Nick the Bard:

uncleandytoys.com

ERGHMAHGAH it's real O_O
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 6:04pm the glowing one:

Uncle Andy Toys.... oooh creepy
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 6:04pm Matt from Springfield:

Uncle Andy Toys Inc. dot com!
He buys toys for $10, and sells them to you for $5. Good luck Andy!

Hiya 7SDelayers!
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 6:04pm Danne D:

Fatal Flaw: Andy included an actual e-mail address.
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 6:05pm Matt from Springfield:

Now you have to do standup better than Hearty White! The competition's ON! :)

Hey Nick, glowing one, Danne!
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 6:06pm the glowing one:

Hey hey!
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 6:06pm steve:

Hearty White is doing standup? did i miss a recent episode?
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 6:07pm cklequ:

I'm not buying any toys from uncle Andy unless i get a guarantee that it's at least 50% asbestos.
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 6:07pm Matt from Springfield:

Ken anti-comedy < Andy anti-comedy
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 6:07pm cklequ:

... or at least an asbestos/lead mixture.
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 6:08pm davex:

How about some anti-anti-comedy?
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 6:08pm Matt from Springfield:

@steve: Last night's, in fact! :) He performed his stream-of-conscious monologue to a bar audience!
Avatar Wed. 7/10/13 6:08pm spodiodi:

Bag of Oily Rags!
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 6:08pm herb.nyc:

i remember what andy said about his FIRST comedy show, that a woman kept on laughing & laughing. dare i do that tom'w at ken's show? (oh wait, it's bowling night for me!)
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 6:09pm steve:

whoa! yeah i missed it... thanks Matt, ill listen later
Avatar Wed. 7/10/13 6:09pm spodiodi:

oil-soaked*
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 6:10pm Matt from Springfield:

@davex: That would be where a comedian appears to be doing anti-comedy, but only the very clever people in the audience find it funny. That is to say, a sliver of the already small anti-comedy audience.
Avatar Wed. 7/10/13 6:10pm spodiodi:

aka "Johnny Human Torch"
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 6:10pm Danne D:

Was it Richard from Venezuela? :)
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 6:10pm davex:

Actually, Venezuela is in the Northern Hemisphere.
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 6:11pm Matt from Springfield:

Wow, Richard of Venezuela called 7 years ago?? Cool.

@steve: No prob!
@cklequ: Make it asbestos/magnesium mixture--cancerous AND flammable!
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 6:11pm davex:

@Matt: Come to think of it, this is anti-anti-comedy.
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 6:11pm Jeff:

Coriolis effect: the swirly thing.

Coriolanus (which is funny because is has the word "anus" in it): a Shakespeare play.
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 6:11pm herb.nyc:

wait a second, bob dylan is still alive?
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 6:12pm Matt from Springfield:

@davex: That it is, but most listeners probably don't know that offhand. And, a call's a call--kills time on a show devoted to killing time :)
Avatar Wed. 7/10/13 6:12pm spodiodi:

Bob Dylan vs. Keith Richards?
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 6:12pm Matt from Springfield:

@davex 6:11: You're RIGHT!
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 6:12pm Danne D:

Then it probably wasn't Richard from Venezuela :(
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 6:13pm davex:

Maybe it was Richard from Venezuela on vacation in Brazil.
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 6:13pm Danne D:

@Ken: www.stiffs.com is a celebrity death pool site - this might give you an idea of the folks that there's a consensus will be departing soon. I don't participate in such things btw.
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 6:13pm hamburger:

hah, "that is old"
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 6:14pm herb.nyc:

this guy lives in kansas. if he's dead, then he's dust in the wind.
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 6:14pm cklequ:

Vera Lynn is still alive??
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 6:15pm Matt from Springfield:

@Ken: SHAME!! You're stealing from the hard, hard workers of the dildo industry!!!
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 6:16pm the glowing one:

oh I thought they were talking about Virna Lindt
Avatar Wed. 7/10/13 6:16pm spodiodi:

Give it to us straight, Ken...
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 6:16pm steve:

that was some serious riffing with the dildos Ken
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 6:16pm davex:

Very witty, Matt!
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 6:17pm Nick the Bard:

Anyone bringing their calls to THAT point of topic, you're getting hung up on. Repeatedly.
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 6:17pm herb.nyc:

if you can do whatever you want in the adult sex store then maybe next wk's should should be b'cast from there. (no rain issues)
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 6:18pm Matt from Springfield:

@davex: Just don't go around, saying my bit everywhere! ;)
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 6:19pm davex:

They really won't get any calls this way.
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 6:19pm cklequ:

@herb:
Maybe Andy as Elmo in the sex store.
At least it's air conditioned.
Avatar Wed. 7/10/13 6:19pm spodiodi:

:(
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 6:20pm herb.nyc:

i just found out that VERA LYNN is playing russian roulette with a coupla her friends, at this very moment.
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 6:21pm davex:

I wish I had said that, Matt.
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 6:21pm Matt from Springfield:

Ha ha! Listen how earnestly Andy is talking--even listeners just joining now should suspect that something's up!
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 6:22pm Matt from Springfield:

YAY! We're all nuked! Dr. Strangelove can walk! And a fun pie fight scene--which you can't look at. "We'lllllllll meet againnnnnnnnn...!"
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 6:22pm davex:

I think it's about "yip"!
Avatar Wed. 7/10/13 6:23pm spodiodi:

yip yip yip brrrring www.youtube.com...
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 6:24pm davex:

Vera Lynn should call in.
  Wed. 7/10/13 6:24pm Noely-D:

there is a pink floyd song on the wall called Verra which references we'll meet again
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 6:27pm Matt from Springfield:

Oh Gawd, they're PRE-recording live call-in tributes, to air after their deaths! :)
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 6:27pm Danne D:

I love the Silver Bullet Band.
Avatar Wed. 7/10/13 6:27pm spodiodi:

Me too, Danne
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 6:28pm Matt from Springfield:

Advobits!
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 6:28pm Matt from Springfield:

@Danne: I hope we don't have to give a Bob Seger tribute for a long, long time.
Avatar Wed. 7/10/13 6:28pm spodiodi:

7secondobits.com
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 6:31pm Matt from Springfield:

Pete inspired Andy to attack folk rock groups' sound systems with an axe.
Avatar Wed. 7/10/13 6:31pm Greg of Portland:

The image of Andy at a clogging class wins funniest imaginary visual of the day.
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 6:31pm Matt from Springfield:

Ticky Tacky!
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 6:33pm Matt from Springfield:

They can edit out the dropped call on the recording too! Sweet!
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 6:34pm Matt from Springfield:

Hmm, I'm losing track of Andy's sister's date rapists now...
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 6:34pm Matt from Springfield:

Fredericks!!
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 6:34pm herb.nyc:

pete ALLEGEDLY date-raped andy's sister!!!!
  Wed. 7/10/13 6:34pm Dave Brubeck:

I thought I had that moment with your sis
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 6:35pm Danne D:

So the ultimate ending would be one of these non-dead celebrities calling in, right?
Avatar Wed. 7/10/13 6:35pm spodiodi:

Well, the way she dresses...
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 6:35pm Matt from Springfield:

@Danne: That would be PERFECT to re-air once they do pass! :)
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 6:37pm cklequ:

Word on the street is that Vera Lynn dated Andy's sister once or twice.
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 6:38pm Danne D:

They should a Don McLean one.
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 6:38pm davex:

Danne, there's an idea.
  Wed. 7/10/13 6:41pm Michael:

I was impressed by his rueful honesty, and appalled at his actions, when he told of how a singing group in which he participated back in the days of the Nazi-Soviet pact had recorded an entire album of anti-war songs designed to convince people that the U.S. should stay out of the Second World War...and their relief when the Germans broke the pact a couple of weeks before the album's release, so they could re-record all the songs in new, pro-interventionist, versions.
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 6:42pm Nick the Bard:

didn't willie nelson have some kind of tax evasion thing?
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 6:43pm the glowing one:

willie nelson after taxes = less than willie nelson
Avatar Wed. 7/10/13 6:43pm spodiodi:

R.I.P. Little Jimmy Dickens
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 6:44pm Nick the Bard:

If only every tax dodger had it as easy as Willie Nelson (called “the poster boy of tax evasion by CNN) did. After receiving a $16 million bill for back taxes in 1990, Willie didn’t call his lawyer. He didn’t hold a teary TV interview. And he certainly didn’t panic. Instead, he went into the studio and recorded The IRS Tapes: Who’ll Buy My Memories?, an album created and sold for no other purpose than paying off the embattled country singer’s tax debt. With most of the debt repaid by album sales, Willie went on the offensive, suing his accountant and settling for enough money to square away all his problems with the IRS within three years. Of course, it probably sped up Willie’s recording time to know that the feds were auctioning off his belongings while the album was in progress!
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 6:45pm Matt from Springfield:

I often confuse country songs with works of American literature, myself.
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 6:48pm Caryn:

Soon, Andy's sister will call in to tell us all about her date with Little Jimmy Dickens. Spoiler: it ended badly.
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 6:48pm Danne D:

I gotta jet have a good night Delayers :)
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 6:48pm davex:

Technically, that was not about Willie Dickens.
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 6:49pm the glowing one:

Bye Danne D
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 6:50pm cklequ:

I don't think the news will "break" when Lil' Jimmy Dickens dies....
Keep those DJ's vigilant.
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 6:50pm Matt from Springfield:

Good night Danne! JET!
WooooOoooOooo... JET! :)
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 6:53pm davex:

This is definitely anti-anti-comedy.
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 6:53pm still b/p:

If it walks like a duck...
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 6:54pm davex:

I should call in and talk about the time I saw Back to the Future.
Avatar Wed. 7/10/13 6:54pm spodiodi:

That was such an important film.
  Wed. 7/10/13 6:54pm Michael:

Little-known facts: Chuck Berry learned to play rock 'n' roll over the phone from a small white teen boy with terrible chops...and later would hire the boy's mad scientist "mentor" to develop the state-of-the-art cameras he installed in his motel's bathrooms.
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 6:56pm Caryn:

The first concert I went to was a Chuck Berry one. I also had a memorable bathroom incident on the way to the concert, but it was not Berry- or camera-connected.
Avatar Wed. 7/10/13 6:56pm Dr. Goot:

this is fun.
Avatar Wed. 7/10/13 6:56pm spodiodi:

He made Back to The Future possible.
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 6:56pm Caryn:

It's not a palindrome, it's an ouroboros.
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 6:57pm Matt from Springfield:

@Michael: HA!
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 6:58pm Matt from Springfield:

@Caryn: What's an ouroboros?
  Wed. 7/10/13 6:58pm Chuck Berry:

The place to go is the bathroom.
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 7:00pm Matt from Springfield:

All right Ken & Andy! Go strange new concepts! :)
Have a good night everyone!
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 7:00pm davex:

Good night, Montgomery.
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 7:00pm Caryn:

@Caryn: a symbol of a snake eating its own tail, occasionally used to symbolise unending loops (and time travel paradoxes) like the "Johnny B Goode" story.
Avatar Wed. 7/10/13 7:00pm spodiodi:

The RAMONES make everything much better.
Avatar Wed. 7/10/13 7:02pm Dr. Goot:

Goodnight Gracie!
Avatar    Wed. 7/10/13 7:02pm Matt from Springfield:

Ah, thanks Caryn!
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