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Options November 21, 2012: The Stalking Episode

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  Wed. 11/21/12 6:06pm Caryn:

I never understood the old stalking advice of "if they stop, you stop". Certainly, if you're on the street, if someone keeps stopping whenever you stop, you'll start to notice them. It would be way smarter to keep going and maybe stop soon after you've passed the person you're stalking. Say, to pretend to look at a store window.
  Wed. 11/21/12 6:08pm M:

Stop with the rape jokes, men get hand jobs and women rape
  Wed. 11/21/12 6:08pm Caryn:

Hold a phone in your hand, and cover the mike with your sleeve, so it seems like you're talking on your phone, guys!
  Wed. 11/21/12 6:08pm hamburger:

hey gang - i was walking across the street and saw someone who I thought looked like andy breckman's brother, or relative, and then he gave me a double take and looked surprised, I didn't think anything of it, but as I walked passed him, he said "hey! oh... I thought you were someone else.." which led me to think, who did this andy breckman look-a-like think I was?
  Wed. 11/21/12 6:09pm Carmichael:

@hamburger: do you look like Ken's brother?
  Wed. 11/21/12 6:10pm Caryn:

@hamburger: are you sure it wasn't Andy stalking you, and trying to blow you off the scent by pretending that he was just looking at you because he thought you were someone familiar?
  Wed. 11/21/12 6:10pm hamburger:

@Carmichael, hah, I'd doubt it
  Wed. 11/21/12 6:14pm hamburger:

@Caryn, Speaking of stalking advice, I was on my way to my hotel room, which had a door next to a frozen yoghurt store, and just as I crossed the street, this girl was in front of me, and as it was quite late at night, I figured it could seem as though I was stalking her, but just as I was going to enter the hotel door, she went in first, and I was like 'good grief!' so I decided to walk past it and have a cigarette so as not to seem as the non-stalker I wasn't...
  Wed. 11/21/12 6:14pm Listener Dave From Seattle:

Hopefully this ends up better than the elevator episode
  Wed. 11/21/12 6:15pm Caryn:

If this show ends up turning into "Blow Up" or "Blow Out" or "The Conversation", it would indeed be good radio. Of course, all us listeners would be liabilities who would then be hunted down and killed. So maybe we should make do with slightly worse radio.
  Wed. 11/21/12 6:16pm hamburger:

@Caryn Def not Andy, but he had glasses with a broken frame
  Wed. 11/21/12 6:17pm ?:

Skintillating radio at this point.
  Wed. 11/21/12 6:17pm Caryn:

Ooh, Andy's idea has me thinking: maybe this is indeed a case of them being lead somewhere. If Andy and Ken end up in a giant wicker man by the end of the show... well, it'll be good radio.
  Wed. 11/21/12 6:20pm Robert:

Years ago at the bank I was just looking for the right deposit tickets at the little table and looked around one shoulder of the customer and then the other, when he said, "Get away from me, get away from me!" Because it must've looked like I was looking at the transactions he was writing down.

Maybe we should follow this on Google Maps & Street View.
  Wed. 11/21/12 6:22pm hamburger:

haha, classic social barrier destroyer: I wrote Monk
  Wed. 11/21/12 6:23pm Caryn:

Andy, if you go up to people and start rambling "I wrote Monk, I wrote Monk", they're going to think you are a total loon.
  Wed. 11/21/12 6:24pm ?:

Mall scene doesn't seem to reflect folks dealing with a Sandy disaster. Maybe they should have gone to a more sympathetic stretch of real estate.
  Wed. 11/21/12 6:26pm Listener Dave From Seattle:

Maybe Andy could pick up some new shoelaces or something.
  Wed. 11/21/12 6:26pm Caryn:

If the person you are following in a car starts to go to NY, remember to pick up an intern at WFMU so you have 3 people in your vehicle!
  Wed. 11/21/12 6:26pm Ken:

Hi everybody!
  Wed. 11/21/12 6:27pm d-d:

the no-tech stalker edition
  Wed. 11/21/12 6:27pm Listener Dave From Seattle:

Hey, I guess that proves that Ken made it out alive.
  Wed. 11/21/12 6:27pm ?:

Hi Kenbody!
  Wed. 11/21/12 6:28pm Caryn:

The duo you were following earlier has sent their goon to distract you with a food cart! Fantastic scheming!
  Wed. 11/21/12 6:28pm Speaking of Stalking:

@Ken: God, no, don't touch Andy's hot dog!

I just *knew* 7SD would end up "there" eventually...
  Wed. 11/21/12 6:28pm Ken:

Yes, I made it out sick but alive.
  Wed. 11/21/12 6:29pm Caryn:

It took Ken this long to get to the playlist, because he just got out of jail.
  Wed. 11/21/12 6:31pm hamburger:

Andy's stalking would be the perfect terrible spin off of The Wire
  Wed. 11/21/12 6:32pm ?:

If Ken had been exorcised before Oct. 28th, maybe Sandy wouldn't have hit?
  Wed. 11/21/12 6:32pm Robert:

Ken, post the coordinates please so we can map this.
  Wed. 11/21/12 6:33pm Caryn:

Man, the financial crisis has resulted in weird bank ads. Glanced at the tv and started wondering what the hell was being advertised: it was a jumble of OWS footage, iPads, lesbians making out, and double amputees running. WTF? What does that have to do with a bank?
  Wed. 11/21/12 6:34pm GPS:

This whole process occurred in the breakdown lane of the Highway to Hell.
  Wed. 11/21/12 6:36pm d-d:

@Caryn Desperate attempt to portray themselves " 'we're not the gambling irresponsible jackasses you think we are' ?
  Wed. 11/21/12 6:36pm hamburger:

COPS meets 7SD
  Wed. 11/21/12 6:38pm Skirkie:

Ridgeline, Honda Ridgeline
  Wed. 11/21/12 6:38pm Listener Dave From Seattle:

too bad there isn't a way to broadcast wireless or something. I guess you could use Skype on a cell phone
  Wed. 11/21/12 6:39pm Caryn:

@d-d: I think if I didn't have the tv on mute to listen to this, I might have made some sense of it. But still, beyond the OWS footage, nothing made any sense. "Yeah, I'll pick the bank with the lesbians making out in close-up in the ad." Although there are some people who might be intrigued by that.
  Wed. 11/21/12 6:40pm Caryn:

Stalk FEMA until they give you money!
  Wed. 11/21/12 6:40pm FEMA Motto:

An Alberto for every boiler.
  Wed. 11/21/12 6:42pm Speaking for Alberto:

I'm actually a FEMAle.
  Wed. 11/21/12 6:43pm FEMA Motto:

Alberta judge of that.
  Wed. 11/21/12 6:45pm d-d:

@Caryn: What's OWS? 'Occupy Wall Street' ? Advertisers have a long history of studying, branding and selling 'rebel'.

Same old same old.
  Wed. 11/21/12 6:48pm blee:

Two Murry's with a merkin. Great spy work guys.
  Wed. 11/21/12 6:48pm Caryn:

@d-d: just remembered there was also footage of rally cars. Now I suspect they were targeting some stereotypical 18-49 male demographic. "Our bank is rebellion, fast cars, sports, tech gadgets and lesbians!" I wonder if the volume had been on if the soundtrack was some lowest-common-denominator, generic hard rock. Probably Nickelback or something.
  Wed. 11/21/12 6:49pm blee:

@Caryn Kid Rock for sure.
  Wed. 11/21/12 6:49pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Follow that car!
  Wed. 11/21/12 6:53pm Robert:

So exciting following this on Google Maps.
  Wed. 11/21/12 6:53pm hamburger:

Can't quit 7SD. because quitting would be like giving up.. ?! :o)
  Wed. 11/21/12 6:53pm blee:

Run that light!
  Wed. 11/21/12 6:55pm Caryn:

When the blind people hear a car coming with "Dr. Bootygrabber" on a loop, they know: "Oh, it's that Freedman again!"
  Wed. 11/21/12 6:56pm Listener Dave From Seattle:

Reminds me of the McDonalds episode. Those were the days.
  Wed. 11/21/12 6:56pm Caryn:

If you see Neil Patrick Harris at White Castle, stalk him!
  Wed. 11/21/12 6:56pm White Castle:

Sliding into home.
  Wed. 11/21/12 6:56pm Robert:

Yes, got the White Castle on Street View!
  Wed. 11/21/12 6:57pm Listener Dave From Seattle:

Where are the pictures from today's episode?
  Wed. 11/21/12 6:58pm White Castle:

Exactly my question. Maybe things will make more sense after Ken is exorcised.
  Wed. 11/21/12 7:00pm White Castle:

Michael row the show abort.
  Wed. 11/21/12 7:00pm Listener Dave From Seattle:

I like that they don't allow knives at WC.
  Wed. 11/21/12 7:00pm Skirkie:

Coulda drove up to my house. I have many knives.
  Wed. 11/21/12 7:01pm Robert:

nNobody can do that math, Andy.
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