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Options August 15, 2012: How to Kill Your Spouse

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  Wed. 8/15/12 6:00pm kat330:

Here!
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:01pm kat330:

[Philo will be here momentarily]
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:01pm hamburger:

clap
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:01pm the glowing one:

Ken & Andy are always slightly undecided about the show.
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:02pm Angry Youngman:

Kill my wife, please!
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:02pm other david:

anseo!
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:02pm Matt from Springfield:

Broken mic stand being repaired, stunning new frontier for 7SD!
Hey kat, glowing one, hamburger!
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:03pm Aloha from Pearl Harbor:

Must have been a hard week, need a message?
Rusty
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:03pm the glowing one:

hey!
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:04pm kat330:

Ha! This should be rich.
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:04pm kat330:

Oh. Next week.
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:04pm the glowing one:

Sarah Lipstate is a cutie!
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:05pm Carmichael:

Have her tune in?? <rimshot>
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:05pm Matt from Springfield:

Ladies night! If I was in the NYC area, I would go to meet some 7SD-inclined ladies!
(And maybe sneak some chocolate-covered tampons out in my purse--I'd also dress up as an effeminate man to get in for free)
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:06pm Carmichael:

I'm wearing a WFMU shirt. That's $2.00, please.
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:07pm kat330:

Makes me think of the Seinfeld episode with the bra-outside wearing woman.
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:07pm forked tongue:

I've given up on trying to be entertained by the live shows, but it's beginning to bug me that Ken and Andy spend so much time talking about them during the studio shows.
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:07pm Matt from Springfield:

She is an activist, while topless. No "stripping" of clothing is ever mentioned.
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:07pm mike noble in dc:

women are free to be topless in new york city.
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:07pm NYC:

...unless they are involved in commerce.
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:07pm Philo Gristle:

I'm here! Sorta.
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:09pm kat330:

Hi, Matt! [missed the shoutout! ] :)
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:09pm the glowing one:

can you get in for free if you bring your own x-ray-spex and wear them?
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:09pm kat330:

Just add a topless X-ray Burns.
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:10pm MISTER JOHNNY:

What, no X-Ray Tampons!?!?
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:10pm Matt from Springfield:

They are very AGAINST comedy--anti-comedy activists, even!
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:10pm kat330:

@forked tongue: [way behind, trying to sup while listening & typing] I agree to the extent whenever I hear an archive from the studio-only days, I am most often entertained beyond any UCB show to date.
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:10pm mike noble in dc:

prank patrol!
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:11pm Matt from Springfield:

@kat: Irwin's Amanda performance at this year's Hoof & Mouth was an amazing experience. In addition to throwing Chips Ahoy packs into the audience and Ira Kaplan on sax, a shirtless X.Ray Burns thrusting his beer gut was an amazing touch!
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:13pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Will Andy be performing the circumcision of his grandson?
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:14pm Mark from VT:

That does seem to fit with this show. Anticomedy. Tom's show may be pretentious comedy.
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:14pm kat330:

Speaking of which -- HEY, any other women here listening?? I know Caryn's away, but surely someone else is there?
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:14pm the glowing one:

Irvin, please stop smiling then.
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:16pm northguineahills:

In the immortal words of Chris Rock, you've never been in love unless you've fantasized about killing your gf/bf.
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:17pm kat330:

I think it gets gender lopsided starting around 3 pm.
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:19pm kat330:

Follow the Double Indemnity plot -- only make it work out.
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:19pm Dan B From Upstate:

Are we just giving Andy ideas for a new detective tv show? Or the Monk movie?
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:19pm Matt from Springfield:

Lots of logistics you still have to go through with that plan, but it makes a pretty good 1-hour "Monk" show.
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:20pm hamburger:

x-files with x-ray specs - surprisingly disappointing :)
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:21pm Matt from Springfield:

Maybe you should have reminded them that it's a new number--maybe they dialed the old one out of habit :)
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:21pm kat330:

Bet it's Danne D?!
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:22pm kat330:

Or not.
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:22pm hamburger:

Andy is a troll master
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:22pm Matt from Springfield:

Ha HA! Don't disguise the voices, just dump tons of reverb!

"II wwant to killll myy wiiiiiiffffee!"
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:23pm Matt from Springfield:

I'd love Andy to try Sitting-Standing-Lying Down with Ken and a guest! He'd get sick of physically shifting around and explaining what he's doing so fast!
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:24pm kat330:

We have to find good wives for you, Matt, and OD, before this show has any connection for you two. :)
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:24pm Philo Gristle:

Catch them off guard by pretending you're going to give them a massage. Practice before, so you don't get Rusty.
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:24pm Don Rickles:

Hasn't your wife died of embarrassment yet Breckman?
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:24pm the glowing one:

Did Andy try some of those bath salts?
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:25pm kat330:

@DR: Oh, snap! :>
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:27pm kat330:

Hey, Andy, how about the answers to Evan's and Molly's riddles from weeks ago? Reminding me, has ANYone here ever get a single blip from Ken's so-called ECL list!?
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:27pm the glowing one:

there's no need to talk slowly with that device
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:28pm Matt from Springfield:

@Don: What do think happened to the FIRST WIFE?!?!
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:28pm other david:

I think this is actually anti-anti-comedy

@kat: good luck with that - once any self respecting lady finds out I willingly listen to this show.. well they'll run the other direction :P
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:28pm Don Rickles:

Boredom.
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:29pm Matt from Springfield:

Did kat and Philo meet before, or after hearing about 7SD? :)
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:30pm kat330:

Give the riddle answers GD-it!
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:30pm hamburger:

hahaha the creep factor has been amped up!
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:30pm other david:

There we go.. there we go.. bless you Andy!
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:31pm kat330:

@Matt: *I* knew of 7SD before Philo -- Brooklyn guy, remember? -- but Philo did know of FMU over in Finland. I brought him into this fold. I've listened so long because I'm a masochist.
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:31pm Mike Fun:

This show must be hilarious to those who can understand the pitch-shifted voices.
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:32pm Matt from Springfield:

That's stupid! Buy a house in San Fran, then have a mysterious re-appearance of "the Zodiac Killer". It's a double-or-nothing! Either you get away with killing your spouse, or you get the rap for all the Zodiac killings! :D
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:33pm kat330:

It would give me no end of pleasure to be a matchmaker for such swell menschen as you, OD, and you, Matt. Whatever happened to the Babe from the Bay of Fundy?
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:34pm Matt from Springfield:

@kat: With all this "anti-comedy", us 7SD fans could all be the "Self-Hating Listeners", regardless of ethnic origin!
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:34pm kat330:

Strangers on a Train is always a good strategy.
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:34pm Mike Fun:

of the callers, that is.
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:34pm other david:

aw shucks
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:35pm Matt from Springfield:

"Whitney 3"?...I've only seen her twice on the boards before.
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:35pm Mike Fun:

Great idea, kids' voices might be intelligible.
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:37pm Matt from Springfield:

Christopher Nolan's next villain, right here!
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:37pm hamburger:

who better to be a grandpa
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:37pm Bob the Shark:

We get no respect.
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:39pm kat330:

As a female, I can grasp why single women are less likely to post on public boards. Even when your "protector" half is nowhere around, there is still some sense of security that's absent for a single gal.
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:40pm mike noble in dc:

does ken have a kid who regularly soils himself?
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:40pm dale:

my child is afraid of the dark and refuses to sleep without a nightlight. andy - can you help him?
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:41pm kat330:

I stand corrected. Jenna is fearless.
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:41pm the glowing one:

genius! give your kid bath salts in order to get rid of your spouse!
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:42pm Matt from Springfield:

Great call Jenna! Playing along just made this more delusional! :D
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:42pm kat330:

@glowing one: Saves on groceries, too.
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:43pm other david:

Jenna is destined to be a WFMU DJ isnt she? :)
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:43pm kat330:

GOOD ON YOU, KEN!! Do not let Andy tempt you!!!
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:44pm kat330:

I dunno, OD, Doug S. claims to be gutless. He lies though.
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:45pm Matt from Springfield:

@OD: "Bath Salts Orphan, with Jenna" :)
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:46pm kat330:

The Kennibal and Jennable Hour.
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:46pm hamburger:

got one of them electronic cigarettes recently - obviously not the same as quitting, but they're quite adequate, though still a slave to nicotine - no idea how people can chew nicotine gum having it that once
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:46pm Marco Berzovini (Milan, Italy):

We are decades behind you!
it's impossible to listen transmissions like this in Italy. Free from any presumption, simple and funny.
Thank you very much WFMU NY
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:47pm northguineahills:

How effeminate do I have to be to get in free? I might have to make some adjustments.
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:48pm northguineahills:

How effeminate do I have to be to get in free? I might have to make some adjustments.
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:48pm kat330:

I stopped using the nicotine patch while also taking a vacation in -- hey! -- NYC! The combo works really well when staying with kind friends who are nonsmokers.
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:49pm dale:

is it amps more than the volts that kill you?
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:49pm Matt from Springfield:

Fantastic, Marco! Glad you found us!
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:49pm kat330:

@Marco: I heard that Mitt Romney is looked on very unfavorably in your country -- true?
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:49pm other david:

Hehe!

Also on the subject of death by electronics submerged in water:
http://whythatsdelightful.wordpress.com/2008/01/06/surely-the-people-in-this-photograph-are-dead-now/
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:49pm northguineahills:

I'm back to smoking 2 cigarettes per week. However I did quit fully for 4 years before I could have just one.
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:50pm northguineahills:

dale is correct!
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:50pm Matt from Springfield:

@dale: That's what I was taught about amps. More resistance (ohms) correlates to less amps, more amps means less ohms.
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:51pm other david:

"It's the volts that jolt, it's the mills that kill!"

Anything over 30V should be considered potentially lethal, also a mere 50mA can disrupt your heart
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:51pm kat330:

Cute laugh!
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:52pm forked tongue:

I'm glad that guy said it. See, stuff like this is so much greater than listening to Andy be a terrible interviewer.
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:53pm mike noble in dc:

was that kid named gnocchi? i'm making gnocchi right now.
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:53pm Matt from Springfield:

@kat: The kids, when they call into this show are usually quite cute!
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:54pm kat330:

@Matt: Yep. Andy's a consummate showman. He knows on which side his bread is buttered.
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:55pm Matt from Springfield:

@kat: Mitt is just foolish when it comes to anywhere outside of the US--"London's not ready for the Olympics"--the Conservative Party should be a natural ally of his, yet he ends up insulting the Tory PM, and the Tory Mayor of London! Not good omen for foreign policy!
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:55pm kat330:

Fecal incident!
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:56pm kat330:

[pssst @Matt: Don't post that on Irwin's list.]
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:56pm Mr. Hanky:

Encopresis is fun kids!
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:57pm dale:

if you poop at the station it would have to be on turntable number two
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:57pm Matt from Springfield:

@kat: Not unless I want "anonymous" commenters striking back! ;)
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:57pm Philo Gristle:

Matt, you could have just ended that after the word "foolish" and it would have been universal.
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:57pm kat330:

Cats and dogs are sometimes encopresis sufferers.
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:58pm Matt from Springfield:

Ken, a group of boys that age, one of them probably dared the other to do it.
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:58pm dale:

sounds like andy's been there
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:58pm kat330:

@dale: THAT explains all the technical difficulties.
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:58pm Matt from Springfield:

@Philo: Hmm, I *was* being redundant..but I like to ramble on! :)
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:59pm the glowing one:

maybe it was the other Andy from Shut Up, Weirdo... ;)
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:59pm other david:

thank you, lunatics <3
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:59pm erik in the woods:

I agree Ken, Break Bad was/is the BEST show i have ever enjoyed on the tube - and thats sayin' sumpin',cause i've watched some serious tv since the early 70's!
But for me- the 3rd season had NO "fall-off", it was "All Good".
  Wed. 8/15/12 6:59pm dale:

add fecal cleanup detail to station manager description
  Wed. 8/15/12 7:00pm Matt from Springfield:

What a show!
Have a good night, lunatics! :)
  Wed. 8/15/12 7:00pm kat330:

I will make it my mission - -I will NOT give up trying to match my menschen!

Thanks all & g'night!
  Wed. 8/15/12 7:00pm Marco Berzovini (Milan, Italy):

@kat it's true, but these are not decisions that I can have feeling with: after Berlusconi we are just breathing a bit...we are just coming back to reason for what we can. Mitt Romney at the moment would be simply coming back to mental slavery.
He is simply improper
  Wed. 8/15/12 7:00pm Philo Gristle:

Gutterhelmet, you kind lot! Ta!
  Wed. 8/15/12 7:01pm the glowing one:

good night demon andy, good night encopresis cleanup specialist!
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