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Options May 18, 2012: Unprofessional Professionals

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  Fri. 5/18/12 6:02pm Pete from Boston (and NJ):

I'm already bored.
Avatar Fri. 5/18/12 6:02pm FRANGRY:

HI WEIRDOS
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:03pm Jesus:

Andy is fresh!
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:03pm Danne D:

Hi Andy :)
Hi Frangry :) <333
Hi Weirdos :)
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:03pm robyn:

WOAAAAH we already walked into class issues and molestation. Nice start.
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:03pm Sack Macaque:

Frangry gettin' it on with a hot chick in a French Maid outfit...hawt!!!
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:03pm Danne D:

So the countdown to Michele is now at 167 hours and 56 minutes
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:04pm Sack Macaque:

Frangry gettin' it on with a hot chick in a French Maid outfit...hawt!!!
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:04pm creepydude69:

YO FRANGRY YOUR VOICE IS CUTE AS HELL TONIGHT ok bye
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:04pm Scarlett:

Doesn't this topic describe Andy's DJ skills
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:05pm Sack Macaque:

A Maid is totally a Professional...
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:06pm Sack Macaque:

What if Frangry & Michelle when out like Thelma & Louise???
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:06pm Scarlett:

mic's in mono...nuff said
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:06pm Scarlett:

New topic...anniversary gifts
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:07pm Danne D:

Hopefully this paves the way back to a regular Michele show :)

So I'm confused - is this topic about people who make a living (i.e. they are professionals) who suck at it (and are thus unprofessional) or is it about people who are doing something that people normally get paid for but are getting ripped off (like DJing on a radio show and not getting paid).
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:07pm Sack Macaque:

The extra "L" is for LOVE...
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:08pm Sack Macaque:

Was the Maid a LESBO???
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:09pm Scarlett:

I think "Feet Rubbing" is anniversary present year 2
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:09pm Pskrillex:

You're able to hire a maid @ 26.
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:09pm Danne D:

So the 4th anniversary gifts are Fruits/Flowers (traditional) or appliances (modern) according to this website: http://www.findgift.com/anniversary-table/

Next year (5 years) is the "wood" anniversary.
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:09pm robyn:

A former boss once went on about a lesbian porn she watched one afternoon at the office. I wasn't exactly sure what to say in response. But I didn't really mind.
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:10pm sticks:

90.1 went off the air
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:11pm Danne D:

Frangry's doctor's office doesn't show up on google maps I bet
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:11pm Sack Macaque:

We've all got "wood" anyway, Danne D,
from the obscene Maid story...
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:11pm Porn Star Paul:

I was once in the middle of a porn scene and the director yelled 'Time for the money shot!' and after I did the deed, he said 'Oops! The cameraman left the lens cap on, can we get another take?'
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:12pm Matt:

Can Andy please never say, "chestal area" ever again. THAT was professionally creepy....
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:12pm Caryn:

One of our teachers was showing us a VHS tape of a rock concert and tried to fast forward to a specific song. Only he fast forwarded too far and ended up at the porn he had apparently taped on the VHS.
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:13pm Danne D:

Picture of Frangry's doctor:
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTVQi36xECZMmo6tEk8EJ4N_hlsoi4vSm3YXnGKJN-WMC4k5GUOLQpdFxhQ
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:13pm Scarlett:

7 minutes ago Andy said he hasn't made a mistake...called it!
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:13pm sticks:

Frangry always throws out some hot, wood-inducing bs to get things rolling.
Avatar Fri. 5/18/12 6:14pm FRANGRY:

it wasnt bs it was true!
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:14pm Sack Macaque:

Is a Hen a Chicken?
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:14pm Danne D:

Andy woud be the Peter Lawford in the WFMU Rat Pack
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:15pm Danne D:

Frangry is obviously the Dean Martin)
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:15pm Danne D:

Spike apprarently missed the space in the word therapist on that guy's office door.
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:16pm Sack Macaque:

Is Andy Frank Sinatra?
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:16pm Caryn:

Our university's dentist was nicknamed Dr. Mengele. I think that tells you everything you need to know about her approach to patients, pain and pain relief. Her favourite thing was tearing small strips of flesh from patients' gums.
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:17pm Sack Macaque:

Gee, I wonder Why Spike was in therapy???

He seems so normal and together...
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:17pm Danne D:

@Sack - I've heard Andy sing. No.
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:17pm random listener:

what did I miss! endless topic changes?
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:17pm Danne D:

@Caryn - University of Sao Paolo?
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:17pm random listener:

dirty ass cops
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:18pm Scarlett:

new topic... what professional hasn't felt up Frangry
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:18pm Sack Macaque:

Who hasn't tried to get it on with Frangry!!!
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:18pm robyn:

this is ....bleak
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:18pm Danne D:

Jenna is 3 minutes late.
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:18pm Caryn:

@Danne: heh! Of course, the Nazis were here briefly during WWII, until we kicked their asses out...
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:19pm Jordan:

Most girls I know have been felt up by cops when they were teenagers. Pretty common.
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:19pm Danne D:

50/50 chance I'm calling. There is nothing I can do to drag down this show further tonight.
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:20pm Danne D:

Subtitle "Jenna's accidental trip to Jersey City"
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:20pm Sack Macaque:

In the bus driver's defense, he was distracted by Jenna's constant boring blather...
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:21pm robyn:

Andy totally has.
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:21pm Sack Macaque:

Frangry should wear a bikini for the summer shows...that would improve the quality of the calls...
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:22pm Scarlett:

Andy felt Frangry up with his eyes and photo crotch shot
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:22pm robyn:

Also, I received my SUW swag last weekend. I was most impressed by your promptness. Very professional.
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:23pm robyn:

And I was especially touched by the included note, that began "Robyn - I don't remember your comment at all..."
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:23pm Danne D:

See that Frangry - I managed to make a call without mentioning Michele! :)
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:24pm Danne D:

New Show Topic: Recommend a Doctor to Frangry. Preferably not one with an office in a back alley.
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:24pm Danne D:

(The doctor that wanted to do a skin graft and was harrassing Frangry and her mom really just wanted to get Frangry under anesthesia)
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:24pm Caryn:

When my brother had to have surgery to remove his spleen, my mom (a nurse) told him beforehand "as long as the surgeon is not X or Y, you'll be fine"). When he was being wheeled into surgery, he asked who his surgeon was. When he found out it was one of the ones my mom had warned him about, he said out loud "Oh no!" The nurses and doctors around him had interesting expressions on their faces at that.
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:24pm Danne D:

What did Frangry do to piss off her regular doctor?
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:25pm Jordan:

Frangry, What have you been drinking today?
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:25pm Danne D:

@caryn so what happened to your brother?
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:25pm Sack Macaque:

How often does Michellle get felt up?

More that Frangry? Does that make Frangry envious?
Avatar Fri. 5/18/12 6:25pm FRANGRY:

vodka
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:26pm robyn:

Andy! Don't be putting my location on blast!
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:26pm Danne D:

This guy sounds like he drank some antifreeze
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:26pm robyn:

Unprofessional.
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:26pm Jordan:

Good choice.
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:27pm Danne D:

pinky?
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:27pm Scarlett:

we heard this before
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:27pm Caryn:

@Danne: oh, he was fine, despite the giant scar. I somehow think the "oh no" made the surgeon be especially careful.
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:27pm Skirkie:

Women have ponies? Jeez I no nothing.
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:28pm Danne D:

Next year's premium - Johnny Muller illustrates Frangry's gross stories.
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:28pm Sack Macaque:

I wonder how that creepy teacher lost his eye?
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:28pm Skirkie:

"no nothing" I'm also an idiot.
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:29pm Caryn:

I think my hairdresser story would be too grim even for this show.
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:31pm matt:

Q: what's long & hard & full of semen?
A: a submarine
[old joke]
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:32pm sticks:

The flip book would be a keeper!
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:32pm Skirkie:

Maybe they have pledge takers with bad writing just like us.
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:32pm Sack Macaque:

Fuck WBAI...they can suck it!
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:33pm Caryn:

I e-mailed my grim story to Frangry.
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:33pm Ken the Scientist:

I worked with a pseudo-homeless guy once. He would bathe in the bathroom. He seemed to carry the entire contents of what would be his refrigerator in a series of coolers that he would eat from in the break room.
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:34pm Frangry's future husband:

Frangry, are you channeling Annie every time you say. "Mister"? Or one of the Little Rascals?
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:35pm John:

I see the gay calls have started. Any gambinos gonna call?
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:35pm Ken the Scientist:

We think he lived in his car.
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:35pm Danne D:

Why does Andy know where this clinic is?
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:36pm Danne D:

Does Frangry call Mike McKenzie "Mister"?
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:36pm Sack Macaque:

Gay Sean was totally asking for it...
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:37pm robyn:

What is it? 1 in 25 people are sociopaths? They're out there people.
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:37pm Ken the Scientist:

Any institution with extraneous "e"s or "ye olde"s should be taxed, per superfluous letter. Fuck them.
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:38pm Sack Macaque:

Could Andy be secretly gay...or is he not good looking enough?
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:38pm Ken the Scientist:

The owner of "Ye Olde Barne Shoppe" would simply be taken out back and shot.
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:38pm other david:

Andy Cohen: "I was only in there to get directions on how to get away from there."
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:39pm Sack Macaque:

Ye Olde Gaye Dispensaree
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:39pm Danne D:

Tonight: Phlegm with Frangry
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:40pm Caryn:

I almost suspected Ken to say: "Unprofessional professionals? You two!"
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:40pm Ken the Scientist:

ZING
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:41pm Skirkie:

How famous could an eye doctor possibly be?
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:41pm Ken the Scientist:

As famous as his commercials would have you believe.
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:41pm Danne D:

Ken's Dr. was Don LePre
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:42pm Frangry:

Oww enzite !
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:44pm Scarlett:

This show feels like it's been going on for 2 hours
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:44pm Danne D:

You guys ever have "Products that shouldn't be allowed to be sold" topic?
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:44pm Ken the Scientist:

That's not how teeth work.
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:44pm Sack Macaque:

Was that guy calling from the summit of Everest?
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:45pm robyn:

Caryn's email is that bad?? Come on give us a hint...
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:46pm Danne D:

Example for Andy: "Den-Temp Temporary Filling Mix" - that's a real product. Sure, of course I want to do do-it-yourself dentistry on myself!
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:46pm John Travolta:

Is a masseur a professional?
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:46pm Marissa:

I have an unprofessional professional story: a few years ago my cat got sick. He passed out and it was really sad. So I took him to the vet. The vet wouldn't see him for an hour even though he was passed out. I was crying and so when she finally checked up on the cat I was too sad to really grill her about information. After she takes the cat she doesn't talk to me for three days.

When I check in because they say they are closed on the weekend and they have to take my cat the emergency clinic I found out that my cat hadn't eaten the three days he been there. My poor kitty was so sad.
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:46pm Sack Macaque:

Drink some more vodka, Frangry.
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:47pm Caryn:

See, even Frangry thinks my story is too grim! I rest my case.
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:47pm Scarlett:

Andy's unprofessional upskirt shot of Frangry
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:47pm mike no-balls:

what the hell, do you have some sort of filter on frangry's voice right now, because it's sounding 5 years younger than it normally does.
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:47pm Pete from Boston (and NJ):

I wonder when Frangry's court-ordered radio-hosting sentence will be up. You might consider the whole "good behavior" route, you know.
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:47pm Caryn:

@Danne: where the heck has that been advertised? I somehow suspect that the infomercial would be as awesome as the "Punk" one.
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:48pm Ken the Scientist:

Frangry's voice always sounds like a basket of kittens.
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:48pm Danne D:

At my old job I had a co-worker that would fall asleep in her office. We'd ring her extension and wake her up.
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:48pm Danne D:

@Caryn - "You can eat on it": http://www.amazon.com/Dentemp-Custom-Repairs-Loose-Fillings/dp/B001GCVJE2

I saw it in a grocery store.
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:49pm mike no-balls:

i had a co-worker who used to pull the costanza thing and sleep under a desk... but someone else's desk!
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:49pm mark on the train to northport:

I feel hipsters showing up to any job is unprofessional !
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:49pm Danne D:

@Marissa :( did your cat get through okay? :(
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:50pm Ken the Scientist:

Wow, Andy.
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:50pm mike no-balls:

i want to hear what a basket of cat fetuses sounds like.
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:50pm Caryn:

@mike: for once, she's been made to feel deep emotions (other than anger) by a show. I think that may have affected her voice.
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:50pm mike no-balls:

has SUW ever considered renting out a theater, like the beacon or something.
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:51pm Danne D:

Mark clearly heard another driver curse at him and he thought it was the radio.
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:51pm Billy on the Street:

I am not a professional!!!
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:52pm Caryn:

Ooh, there's a cherry flavoured filling material too!
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:52pm robyn:

My gynecologist talked about Cher during the "crucial" moment.
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:52pm Ken the Scientist:

@Mike no-balls: Imagine a large saucy bowl of Mac-N-Cheese being stirred to the tune of "Night on Bald Mountain", being accompanied by a barbershop quartet on acid.
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:52pm Danne D:

You guys should do a live audience show and air in it a week where you 2 aren't in the studio.
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:53pm Jordan:

Frangry, Are your pants Hippy (as in big hips) or Hippie?
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:53pm Spineless:

Thank you Uncle Sam!
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:53pm Marissa:

@Danne D Yeah. It cost $3k because they didn't disclose all the fees and stuff. But he's alive and crazy.
Avatar Fri. 5/18/12 6:53pm FRANGRY:

hippy as in tye die
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:53pm mike no-balls:

were they being set up for a spineless joke?
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:53pm sticks:

Its nice to think of frangry having stage fright!
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:54pm Dooseldorf:

President Clinton: who could be more unprofessional than a world leader who declares to all of the world that Oral Sex is Not Sex
Avatar Fri. 5/18/12 6:54pm FRANGRY:

so i guess thats hippie?
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:54pm mark on the train to northport:

Robin what's the crucial moment?
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:54pm Sanitation professional:

Garbage is garbage.
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:54pm Marissa:

@Robyn what is the crucial moment?
Avatar Fri. 5/18/12 6:54pm FRANGRY:

im shy on the inside!
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:54pm Jordan:

Yes, that would be hippie.
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:55pm Dooseldorf:

ok shut up weirdo
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:55pm Danne D:

@Marissa at east your kitty is okay :)
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:56pm Caryn:

Should I consider this the gambino call that was expected after the gay call?
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:56pm Danne D:

at least - stupid "L" key on keyboard keeps messing up
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:56pm Frangry's future husband:

you can't get pregnant, its not sex
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:57pm robyn:

begins with an "s," ends with a "peculum."
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:57pm Jordan:

Who's your winner Frangry?
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:58pm Prostitute:

As a professional I consider sex ANYTHING I get paid to do.
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:58pm Pete from Boston (and NJ):

Ok, bad joke, but man -- who could be that upset about doing something unless they were being forced to do it?
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:58pm Frangry's future husband:

that popped P was sexy
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:58pm Dooseldorf:

Homos dont have sex?
Avatar Fri. 5/18/12 6:59pm FRANGRY:

BYE WEIRDOS
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:59pm Danne D:

Breaks the comments-board winning streak at 2, doesn't it?

Anyway have a good night weirdos :)
Bye Andy :)
Bye Frangry :) <333

Yay 167 hours until Michele!!!
  Fri. 5/18/12 6:59pm Mr Softee:

I have many stories I can't tell,,,,
  Sat. 5/19/12 3:34am ,:

Glad G didn't comment.
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