Professor Dum Dum's Lab:
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from May 15, 2012
Professor Dum Dum, scientist of music, performs experiments in music and human behaviour. Living, breathing volunteers subject themselves to his verbal vivisection, helping all to understand what laymen call "absurdity."
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May 15, 2012
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Tue. 5/15/12 12:10am
Dave:
The only thing enjoyable about my Mondays.This Show.Thank you Professor. | |
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Tue. 5/15/12 12:34am
Mary on the Rag:
Get to fucking with that little brat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
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Tue. 5/15/12 12:55am
Joseph:
Mary's a slut, she fucked some kid. Her pregnancy she couldn't keep hid. To put her off guard I acted the clod, and pretended an angel had said it was God. I bided my time, and when he was born I concocted revenge to express my scorn. While Mary slept I bought a glass box That I knew I could shut securely with locks. That little brat I then closed inside With hundreds of toads along for the ride. The baby wailed as the toads bit and chewed. His wretched screams said he knew he was screwed. Mary woke up and started to cry, When she saw her precious was soon to die. She ran to the box and smashed it open, Savin' that bastard was what she was hopin'. But the glass smashed bad and cut her hands, Which was exactly what I'd planned. The toad-gnawed brat got cut bad, too, On top of the hundreds of toad bites and chews. I cut both their throats with shards of glass And then fucked the both of them right in their ass. Degrading a slut and her bastard felt good, But best of all was getting back my bachelorhod. | |
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Tue. 5/15/12 1:03am
Dave:
Absolutely Brilliant.Out of all the poetry I've Ever read or heard on here.In my opinion,which doesnt mean shit,One of the best.Copyright that one Joseph. | |
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Tue. 5/15/12 1:04am
Joseph:
Yeah, I actually have rhythm, unlike some people. Maybe I'll get the next teenage slut pregnant first before someone else beats me to it. | |
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Tue. 5/15/12 1:13am
Joseph:
That poem *cannot* be read on the air. | |
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Tue. 5/15/12 1:22am
Joseph:
I believe in Planned Bastardcide. | |
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Tue. 5/15/12 1:25am
Grandma:
Douche with holy water. It gives divine orgasms when you use your vibrator. | |
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Tue. 5/15/12 2:06am
Dave:
The little bastard by the pond one day, Began to noisily splash & play The frogs became upset at this some of the became quite pissed so upp his butt they made their way & in his colon their eggs did lay soon thereafter his stomach hurt & as the eggs hatched his colon burst as the dead bastards carcass in the pond decays little tadpoles swim away Forgive me professor.I meant no harm | |
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Tue. 5/15/12 2:08am
FCC:
The Prof is very submissive! | |
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Tue. 5/15/12 2:12am
King Dean:
ribbit ribbit what that sound an army of frogs holding jesus down they all hopped on as the child splashed trying to drag his arms under as they thrashed they had committed quite a blunder he's far to bouyant to drag under how on earth can they kill the bastard through the use of poison that they had mastered each frog could poison 1000 men they should be able to make short work of him then each rubbed his skin on a sharpened thorn and made that crown he's known to have worn | |
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Tue. 5/15/12 2:36am
Dave:
I apologize,but I'm having a hard time understanding this one.It's O.K. to talk about killing the ugly bastard baby jesus on the air,YET, it's NOT o.k. to say pissed??I do however understand this is not your doing Professor.Perhaps the F.C.C & I simply have a totally different grasp of what is vulgar & what isnt.Again,I apologize Professor.I hope I didnt cause you too much greif. | |
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Tue. 5/15/12 2:51pm
Tom:
Dear Professor! I love your show and I think it's one of the best on WFMU! I was born and raised in Germany, is that where you are from too? I like the music you play, it really fills the room with demonic force! | |
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