Listener comments!

Tue. 1/10/12 12:07am barry:

greetings oh great one! I hope all is well with you professor!

Tue. 1/10/12 12:22am Lee:

Rifle from a high window.

Tue. 1/10/12 12:23am ex:

whats calling number to usa from europe what should i dile to get DD online .thx for musica ..

Tue. 1/10/12 12:26am Booth:

Small handgun shot above the ear

Tue. 1/10/12 12:27am Col. Mustard:

In the study with a candlestick

Tue. 1/10/12 12:30am ex:

rolling ..

Tue. 1/10/12 12:35am ex:

you all are baby jesus and become martyr

Tue. 1/10/12 12:37am Ted Nugent:

With a really highend crossbow

Tue. 1/10/12 12:40am tramshed:

whats the topic of the poetry contest, I was devouring souls and missed it

Tue. 1/10/12 12:43am Ted Nugent:

you paint baby jesus's fingernails pink, he gets queer bashed, what happens to him?

Tue. 1/10/12 12:43am tramshed:

I smell lies

Tue. 1/10/12 12:49am The Board:

don't fuck the phones up!!!

Tue. 1/10/12 12:56am tramshed:

my first poem is complete.
FEAR MY WRATH KING DEAN

Tue. 1/10/12 1:02am Shakespeare:

Forsooth, these dudes kick versificational arse.

Tue. 1/10/12 1:05am ausmanx:

jesus is sick of all this abuse.
god's sick of it too and so he turns him loose.
christ goes into town to buy ammo and guns
preparing to hunt down professor dum dum.
he's checking his satnav for wfmu;
carjacks a chevy, kills the driver too.
kicks his way in through the studio door
and sprays dum dum's brains over desk, walls and floor.

Tue. 1/10/12 1:11am tramshed:

A glorious poem, but there was a decided lack of baby jesus.

Tue. 1/10/12 1:15am Shakespeare:

That was about baby jesus. He used a booster seat in the carjacked chevy.

Tue. 1/10/12 1:17am Seth:

Think baby Stewie.

Tue. 1/10/12 1:21am ausmanx:

jesus does have abilities beyond mere human babies, so i assumed driving and packing a magnum shouldn't be beyond him...

Tue. 1/10/12 1:23am the cornbread hour:

Someone should tell me where I can get that awesome rendition of Light My Fire

Tue. 1/10/12 1:23am Dirty Harry:

Baby Jesus is one hardass dude.

Tue. 1/10/12 1:24am G:

@cornbread: It's by "The Jethros" if memory serves

Tue. 1/10/12 1:24am ?:

Kaitlyn? Here's where the Prof gets all hot and bothered.

Tue. 1/10/12 1:26am ?:

Julie would appreciate you "mopping up" afterwards...

Tue. 1/10/12 1:28am tramshed:

oh man, thats pretty goof

Tue. 1/10/12 1:32am King Dean:

the baby jesus looks pretty gay
we dressed him up like young john bennett
the little child has painted pink nails
and his long hair is done up in pig tails
the christians are mad and make such a fuss
"hasn't this child read leviticus"
being gay in the south, now thats some bad luck
so the local rednecks tie him to their truck
they pull off and he begins to drag
they yell thats what you get for being a homosexual
they abandoned jesus in a vacant field
but a short time later his wounds are healed
he wanders in torn clothes toward the nearest town
where shortly after he is found
a priest comes to the half dressed child
jesus says take me home, and the clergyman just smiled

Tue. 1/10/12 1:44am G:

Jon Benet

Not one of the King's most outstanding efforts, maybe there's blue sky this week...

Tue. 1/10/12 1:52am tramshed:

my brain has failed me, this topic is a tough one.
Bravo king dean.
At least until I finish this bottle of whiskey, then all bets are off.

Tue. 1/10/12 2:02am T. S. Idiot:

Pink-nailed Jesus, the baby's so cute
Dress him up in girly boots
Off to the prison with the baby boy
Where's he's passed around as a helpless sex toy
Anal rapes leads to anal warts
Nothing can help him, not even the courts
When he dies of VD they just throw him away
But he gets mixed in with the ground meat they all eat the next day

Tue. 1/10/12 2:07am NightfallGuidesInsomniaToBeEverlastingMentalTortu:

Awesome job T.S.

Tue. 1/10/12 2:17am home sick New Yorker:

Keep up the good job. My commute from Brighton to London (UK) is a pleasure today. Andrea

Tue. 1/10/12 2:26am Deeeeeeeeeeeee:

Please speak aloud the WFMU number again... MmmmMmM

Tue. 1/10/12 2:44am Julie:

I can't believe Dum Dum played Cocteau Twins

Tue. 1/10/12 2:47am miss cheri:

good morning julie,, i have something to talk to you about on your show,,,

Tue. 1/10/12 2:47am Julie:

Um...okay Cheri

Tue. 1/10/12 2:48am T. S. Idiot:

Be careful when you stick your head above the rampart

Tue. 1/10/12 2:54am miss cheri:

ohh btw happy 2012 julie.

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