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Options December 14, 2011: Live from the UCB Theater with Sandra Bernhard, Tao Lin, and Suzanne Vega

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  Wed. 12/14/11 6:02pm Matt from Springfield:

Suzanne Vega actually FOLLOWED THROUGH! It's a half-victory!
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:02pm Laurie:

He cancelled, I can never get his lazy ass out of the house.
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:03pm Matt from Springfield:

Hey Laurie, I'm a HUGE fan of yours!

You couldn't go in his place??? Perform something from "United States Live"?
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:04pm L.:

Lou is like hair: You get him washed, but then you can't do a thing with him
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:04pm Matt from Springfield:

Anti-talent discrimination drove Andy out of the folk industry.
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:06pm Danne D:

Dang :( This woulda been a great show to see!

Suzanne Vega totally is above this show :)

  Wed. 12/14/11 6:06pm L.:

Danne's in love.
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:07pm L.:

(as usual)
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:08pm Matt from Springfield:

Zane had better not be driving!!!
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:08pm Danne D:

  Wed. 12/14/11 6:08pm other david:

Danne - a duet with Andy will bring her right down to the shows level :)
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:09pm kat330:

@L. Yeah, blood boils.
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:10pm L.:

One good thing about a from-afar Vega crush is that it does not require browsing the Strand afterwards...
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:10pm Matt from Springfield:

I can't tell if I'm in the VIP Group or not! Such a typical Andy joke...
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:10pm MISTER JOHNNY:

I want the sponge bath from Andy!
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:12pm L.:

You mean no famous actors on Monk suffered from Andy's rudeness in all those years??? Hard to believe.
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:12pm Matt from Springfield:

@OD: A good thing about Vega appearing is that maybe other famous people will listen in, thus warning them against appearing on this show in the future!
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:12pm schticklegruber:

Andy won't let Ken get word 1 in.
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:12pm other david:

@Matt: HAH! You're right, it's a real public service
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:13pm Matt from Springfield:

Andy lets his kids express themselves through a belt on the kitchen chair.
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:13pm L.:

Andy ha to network relentlessly in pursuit of his next entertainment world work/income.

Ken always has FMU, which in a way he's an owner of.
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:14pm schticklegruber:

THE owner!
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:14pm Brass Knuckles:

Ha. I never would have imagined Bernhard bringing up Tim Tebow
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:15pm Matt from Springfield:

@OD: You know, it would have been better though to have famous people sentenced to community service to appear--they get their community service fulfilled and it lets the public know that actions have consequences :)
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:15pm moose:

sandy gays the show up nicely
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:15pm L.:

@sticklegruber: I believe in understatement
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:16pm G:

Tebow has been getting discussed, pro and con, all over the media for several weeks. It's not cutting edge at this late date.
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:16pm Living Doll:

it's the other way around WFMU owns Ken
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:16pm #K:

Irwin & I agree that Suzanne Vega does a spot on Pseu Braun
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:16pm schticklegruber:

@L.: Me too, when I can get around to it.
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:17pm PMD:

Darn, missed Suzanne Vega
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:17pm Brass Knuckles:

Bring back The A-List.
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:17pm other david:

@Matt - On reflection I'm not sure if this is public service, or simply cruel and unusual punishment
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:18pm Brass Knuckles:

...when comedy central still showed stand-up comedy.
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:18pm schticklegruber:

SB sounds sauced, possibly powdered. Can't imagine why her career is where it is. Great in King of Comedy, though.
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:18pm G:

@OD: Waterboarding on a Couch
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:20pm PMD:

hmm... squatted on flaming beaver...
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:21pm G:

or vice versa, PMD
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:22pm Danne D:

Why wouldn't I wanna hit the Strand?
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:23pm G:

weather might be bad, danne. but a vega crush requires no commute.
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:23pm Danne D:

@Matt are you sure that community service isn't what's happening here?..
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:23pm Matt from Springfield:

"Old Rabbi In Leather Pants" -- wasn't that a 1977 album of Lou's? The one that came out right after his contractual-obligation "Testy Old Bastard"?
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:23pm kat330:

Curmudgeonly, cantankerous, grumpy old rabbi.
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:23pm Living Doll:

He couldn't come he has scones to kick
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:24pm Danne D:

true, that, G
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:24pm moose:

he's always been sweet to my dogs lou reed
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:24pm schticklegruber:

Any yous remember the Honda ad?
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:24pm kat330:

I think I know why Lou's grumpy....
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:24pm Danne's Options:

"Hit that" (at her place after dinner) <----> Hit the Strand

Only *he* doesn't get to choose
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:24pm Danne D:

She's remember way too many words for this to be an authentic Lou Reed impersonation
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:25pm Danne D:

(she sounds more John Cale than Lou Reed btw)
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:26pm Listener Dave From Seattle:

History in the making!
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:26pm schticklegruber:

Next SSD guest: Mo Tucker.
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:26pm PMD:

You know, it doesn't quite work for me....
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:27pm Brass Knuckles:

radio edit, please!
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:27pm G:

wonder if this is preplanned and she has a lyrics sheet? or she really knew the lyrics that well off the top of her head?
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:27pm kat330:

Rather hear "I Got You, Babe"...
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:27pm PMD:

Oh, it was pre-planned fer sure
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:28pm G:

28 after? someone's getting shorted and it aint suzanne.
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:28pm tim:

I had to text her the lyrics. Just another part of the job.
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:28pm Listener Dave From Seattle:

I enjoyed the occasional doot from Ken.
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:28pm G:

life is a long series of disillusionments
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:29pm mike noble at ucb:

G, didn't you know we had a cue card guy?
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:29pm G:

sniff sniff sniff
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:31pm G:

someone writes ken and andy's material? that's actually worked on? (ok, except for facts about the guests, cue cards make total sense for that)
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:32pm Listener Julian:

Wait. Wait. Tao Lin took Xanax?
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:32pm Brass Knuckles:

Don't know anything about this guy but just hearing his voice I got the impression he might be just the right kind of awkward misanthrope that writes for VICE magazine.
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:32pm PMD:

Oh, he took xanax? what a surprise.
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:32pm Matt from Springfield:

Xanax+Ken and Andy??!! Dear Lord, be prepared in case he passes out!!
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:33pm Listener Julian:

I actually laughed out loud at: "I asked you if you'd have cheese and crackers. And you said no."
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:34pm mike noble at ucb:

you all can't see andy is just nodding a lot.
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:34pm kat330:

For the love of God, please, bring on Ms. Vega!!
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:35pm Listener Julian:

Shouldn't Andy be more afraid of this guy?
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:35pm mike noble at ucb:

best interview of 2011.
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:36pm Danne D:

Don't they give out Xanax before all of their UCB shows?
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:36pm ?:

I don't see why this guy isn't such a huge star. He's so charismatic!
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:36pm G:

The tao of boredom
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:36pm Matt from Springfield:

@Julian 6:33: I did too!
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:36pm Living Doll:

Is he single?
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:36pm Listener Julian:

I actually do love this interview. PLEASE let him sing Pale Blue Eyes.
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:37pm Danne D:

I like how he spelled Tao but not Lin
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:38pm ?:

He will start writing his next novel right around May 1
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:38pm G:

Tao Lynn Redgrave
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:39pm kat330:

He makes Steven Wright sound like a speed talker.
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:40pm G:

Light the hannukhiah!
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:40pm Living Doll:

Nothing good ever starts with the words,"Jews come on down."
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:40pm G:

Obama did it weeks early, why not, and lit every candle at once
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:41pm Larry:

Except Wright is funny, even on xanax.
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:41pm mike noble at ucb:

they're all standing on the "trap door"
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:41pm Al from England:

when people talk about being jewish a lot...
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:41pm G:

Ken's gonna let Krampus stuff them all in a basket and carry them off with him
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:43pm kat330:

Pleeeeeez, leave ample time for SV?!
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:43pm G:

Maybe Suzanne said, PLEASE, 5 MINUTES TOPS
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:43pm Living Doll:

Do Jews believe in Krampus?
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:44pm Michael:

25 Kislev

Sayin', "Hey, Jew, take a walk on the wild side"
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:44pm mike noble at ucb:

@kat330 aeh, we're thinking of bumping her. this Jew stuff is comedy gold!
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:45pm Go Yam:

What is this crap? Bring out Vega.
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:45pm Danne D:

Do ya think there's only 15 more minutes before they announce SV canceled?
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:45pm kat330:

@MN@UCB -- Heh!
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:46pm G:

Suzanne has her fingers crossed in the green room, hoping she can get bumped and not have this out there in archive
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:46pm kat330:

@Danne: Nooooo!
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:47pm G:

"I'm happy to be here" -- we need sodium pentathol on that.
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:47pm PMD:

So, Andy's cnnections are working!
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:48pm Matt from Springfield:

"Tom's Diner" formed the basis of MP3 compression:
"The Mother of the MP3"
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:49pm Matt from Springfield:

WROTE for Monk!
Boo ya!
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:49pm Living Doll:

that is SUCH a great song
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:49pm kat330:

  Wed. 12/14/11 6:50pm Jasperodus:

99.9F -- fave album, great song!
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:52pm Matt from Springfield:

I only know of a couple Vega songs, but I like this one.
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:52pm PMD:

  Wed. 12/14/11 6:53pm kat330:

Wonderful! Thank you!
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:53pm Danne D:

yay :)
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:54pm kat330:

  Wed. 12/14/11 6:57pm other david:

What a beautiful voice, should have been an hour of Suzanne Vega :)
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:58pm Danne D:

that may be the most tuneful I've heard Ken and Andy be
  Wed. 12/14/11 6:59pm Matt from Springfield:

Mmmm, listen to this on headphones, that voice packs a punch right where it's needed. Powerful!
  Wed. 12/14/11 7:00pm PMD:

And they have to cut her off... ok maybe not...
  Wed. 12/14/11 7:00pm Bad Ronald:

Sweet!, thanks!
  Wed. 12/14/11 7:01pm Brass Knuckles:

Good voice for lullabies.
  Wed. 12/14/11 7:01pm Matt from Springfield:

Wooooo! Thanks to Suzanne for stopping by!
  Wed. 12/14/11 7:01pm absolute_value:

this was a great show!
  Wed. 12/14/11 7:01pm other david:

  Wed. 12/14/11 7:02pm Danne D:

That was good :)
  Wed. 12/14/11 7:02pm kat330:

G'night all
  Thu. 12/15/11 10:26am Lizardner Dave:

When will weev be on SSD again to discuss "international bankers"?
  Thu. 12/15/11 10:55pm trssh:

Good show.

Making an effort the day after in afterhours to post that bit, too.

One for the decent reels. It rarely and always gets better than this.
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