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  Wed. 12/7/11 6:02pm mike noble in dc:

lou reed.
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:03pm lorenzo:

I think they mean Lou Weed, the dude the Dandy Warhols wrote a song about on that one album.
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:04pm Danne D:

Love the board, can't believe I got through.
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:05pm VT Mark:

we are decorating our tree tonight. maybe while listening to this show, or last year's archive of Ken's krampus show.
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:05pm conrad:

Guess what I'm eating right now?

Zingers.

Yup. Chocolate flavored, from Dolly Madison. We should make it a show tradition.
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:05pm kat330:

Is there still the insurance against canceled guests?
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:06pm MISTER JOHNNY:

First time poster, long time reader.
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:06pm Danne D:

Wow next week on Seven Second Delay - my 1992 cassette rotation
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:06pm KM:

vega I can believe, andy knows her husband, but lou reed? how the heck
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:06pm PMD:

Placid or flaccid?
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:07pm Danne D:

Luka and Pedro from Dirty Blvd could share stories I bet.
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:07pm VT Mark:

we are eating corn weenies as part of our tree decorating tradition.
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:07pm Mr. PT Cruiser:

Ask him if that Metallica project is supposed to be a huge joke.
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:07pm Danne D:

VT Mark, really? REALLY?
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:08pm Matt from Springfield:

The fire alarm went off at work -- standing around in the rain for a half hour!
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:08pm Carmichael:

Ask him if that Bob Dylan Christmas album is supposed to be a huge joke.
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:08pm Danne D:

whoa Lou Reed could serenade Vega with a rendition of "I Love You Suzanne"
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:09pm kat330:

Do y'all think Reed and Vega either/both will actually show? I won't be fooled again....
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:09pm Matt from Springfield:

Lou Reed and Laurie Anderson are supposed to be big fans of the station, I'm sure someone there knows them.
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:09pm G:

a good office pool would be how many minutes, 1 to 20. i'd take 3, if i wasn't sure he will cancel at the last minute.
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:10pm Matt from Springfield:

"I Got You Babe" would go well with Lou and Suzanne. Or, @Danne, Leonard Cohen's "Suzanne"! Leonard and Judy Collins duet style.
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:10pm Carmichael:

Ask him where his effing Xmas album is!?!
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:10pm kat330:

Dylan's Christmas and corn weenies: whee I'm in the spirit now!
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:11pm Mr. PT Cruiser:

Really only two? Who's stormed off on this show?
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:11pm VT Mark:

we have corn weenie ornaments. and a pic of Zoe eating a corn weenie from a while back
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:11pm BW:

Andy can try and impress Lou by pretending that he is familiar with Lorenzo Mattotti (the artist who drew the Raven)
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:11pm FBI Trafficking Persons Division:

"A. Breckman is bringing Luka out into the open--Wed Dec 14, 6 p.m., UCB Theater. Let's move in on him then."
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:12pm Dave Lifton:

The Dylan album, "Dylan" wasn't a contractual obligation. It was payback by Columbia after he switched to Asylum.
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:13pm Danne D:

@FBI - now THAT would be worth the 5 bucks
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:14pm kat330:

Don't you dis Joni!!
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:15pm Matt from Springfield:

Ha ha! Irwin makes up "Corn Weenie" as a song title! Wait, why HASN'T Dylan done a song called that yet??
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:16pm asb:

Yeah, what Dave said -- he went back to Columbia afterwards, probably for fear of what else they'd release.
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:16pm kat330:

Is the intimation Dylan only covered "Big Yellow Taxi" as payback? Harumph.
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:17pm Mr. PT Cruiser:

Way to keep it pervy Breckman
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:17pm Danne D:

Blog that claims that Metal Machine Music was a Contractual Obligation Album:

http://www.rocktownhall.com/blogs/index.php/contractual-obligation-albums/
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:17pm Kat:

You're thinking of Ted Bundy
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:17pm Matt from Springfield:

The Child Molestation Bible -- it's a "kid friendly" read!
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:19pm Jerry Sandusky:

kid friendly, that's the ticket!!!!!!!
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:19pm Danne D:

Here's a list that cites "Dylan" amongst 20 Contractual Obligation Albums. Andy speaketh the truth!

http://rateyourmusic.com/list/AstroZombie/contractual_obligations_albums
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:19pm Hugh:

The Vanishing - a film that used the broken arm conceit.
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:20pm tony:

You're trending on dangerous water in that pool Andy.
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:22pm tony:

Treading, not trending. Could be both I guess.
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:25pm Danne D:

A hax0r with a show? I might be scared of that comments board...
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:25pm slackula:

Was it Radio Chat Room?
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:25pm Matt from Springfield:

@Danne: Weev attracts the worst commenters (or trolls, rather).
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:27pm trolly mctrollerson:

EVEN I - trolly mctrollerson find weev's fans troll-ness out of controll
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:27pm Matt from Springfield:

Troll dat!
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:29pm mike noble in dc:

HOLY SHIT how did i not know about weev? so excited!
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:29pm Muhammed:

Get Andy a burqa!
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:30pm Marquis De Sade:

And a gag!
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:30pm Spike:

Thank God, I'm normal.
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:31pm Matt from Springfield:

Bath & Body Works stuff?
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:31pm Muslim Anti Defamation League:

What about the Muslim skull on Irwin's playlist? Can't anyone read German?
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:31pm Danne D:

oh so you think I'll fit in, Matt? :o)
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:32pm David Shortell:

The Kipling tiger was Shere Khan.
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:32pm Spike:

How about enemas from the Pleasure Palace?
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:32pm Noely-D:

Get the hippy vegan a couple of pomegranate
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:33pm trolly mctrollerson:

bacon flavored lipstick - the irony would be rich
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:33pm Matt from Springfield:

@Danne: ha ha, actually I meant if you're going to listen to that show, tread cautiously, or make its comments board a spectator sport!
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:34pm Hippie:

Patchouli, hippie chicks dig Patchouli man.
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:34pm mike noble in dc:

ken freedman = encyclopedia brown
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:34pm Aly Dukes:

Sheerkahn was the tiger from Jungle Book I believe.
As ironic as it is, hippie chicks love bath products as long as they're organic. Lush and Happy Hippie are two really nice brands that hippie girls will love. Pomegranate bath bombs all the way.
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:34pm VT Mark:

the Muslim version of Krampus, Andy Breckman?
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:35pm mike noble in dc:

ken freedman = boy detective.
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:35pm Danne D:

If I start a blog it probably would be dedicated to the 1965 Compton's Encyclopedia I have.

Things were different then. The entry on family was quite classic.
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:36pm Danne D:

@matt - I think my blathering probably could hold it's own there. Should I be afraid if this host gets a hold of my real e-mail address? ;)
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:37pm Matt from Springfield:

@Aly: Sounds about right. But mind you, you can be a "dirty hippie", without having to be a dirty hippie!
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:37pm Danne D:

She should buy the uncle a subscription to Omaha Steaks
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:37pm kat330:

I've an uncle as she describes. I'm getting him a ukulele.
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:37pm Danne D:

Or some beer of the month thing or something like that
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:38pm Audry's Uncle:

A date with a hairless flip midget!
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:40pm Matt from Springfield:

@Danne: As long as you're not part of "the 1 percent" I think you'll be safe from Weev outside of the show ;)
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:40pm asb:

Metal detector = ultimate aging dad gift?
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:44pm Matt from Springfield:

Go To Hell?
Bumper Sticker I saw today: "I would tell you to GO TO HELL, but I work in Hell and don't want to see you there!"
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:45pm Danne D:

That might be my most successful call ever.

GO TO HELL wine would be a great SSD premium.
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:45pm VT Mark:

what is the percentage of all people in the USA that listen to wfmu. Probably less than 1%. And this show? a very elite number.
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:45pm kat330:

Aha! Was just going to ask it that was you!
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:46pm Danne D:

Is Weev's minion a weevil?

And does he fall down?
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:46pm New Show:

Th3 Haxs0r Tr0ll H0ur
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:46pm Danne D:

Oh wait that was weebles that wobble.

Thanks Kat that was in fact me :)

Good luck to Audrey if she's reading this :) I hung up before Andy could make it creepy.
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:47pm Producer Laura:

I love when they talk about my butt on the show.
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:47pm mike noble in dc:

at this rate, SSD will have more people booking the show than in attendance.
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:47pm Danne D:

@audrey - Personal Wine will mercilessly spam you after you order though - hence the name was easy to find in my e-mail
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:48pm BW:

This has devolved into the 'Andy lets his family call in show'
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:48pm Danne D:

The bookers would make a great set of show guests - that would be like a "behind the music" version of SSD
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:48pm Haxs0r:

Calls in late to show... already trollin...
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:48pm mike noble in dc:

ken, sarah bernhardt died in 1923.
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:49pm Danne D:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/38376048/ns/us_news-weird_news/t/its-percent-wrapped-roadkill-worlds-most-shocking-beer/
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:49pm Danne D:

Sounds like PETA would love that beer.
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:49pm mike noble in dc:

there was once a plan that i would teach the basics of "wet shaving" during a UCB show.
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:50pm PETA:

@Danne D: We love that beer. It's the NUTS!
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:50pm mike noble in dc:

i think ken was referring to sandra bernhard.
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:50pm Danne D:

For dessert they serve Mousse in Squirrel
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:51pm Anthrax:

What's wrong with us?
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:51pm Matt from Springfield:

@mike noble: Just make sure you give a disclaimer that you're not responsible for injuries received by the audience while shaving along with you.
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:51pm Matt from Springfield:

...especially if they're driving at the same time.
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:52pm kat330:

Rocky & Bullwinkle ref -- :)
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:52pm Matt from Springfield:

Ken was correct: we didn't "get" the anthrax guy--he killed himself as the investigation into him focused.
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:53pm Danne D:

yup :)
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:54pm trolly mctrollerson:

andy is my idol :D
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:54pm Matt from Springfield:

WFMU: Your playing cassettes about the Occupy Wall Street movement headquarters!
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:54pm VT Mark:

skin and bake the squirrel first and it is safe.you can do the same thing with wood chucks.
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:55pm Danne D:

Do you think that the "12 Days of Christmas" song was just created as a big f.u. to Hannukah?
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:56pm Matt from Springfield:

Flesh (and Metal Rock Opera) for Lulu.
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:56pm Danne D:

Andy realizes that's LAURIE Anderson not LONI Anderson, right? :)
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:56pm Danne D:

Later folks :)
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:56pm LA:

how do you think it feels?
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:57pm kat330:

G'night all!
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:57pm Matt from Springfield:

LOL Danne!
Have a good night, peoples!
  Wed. 12/7/11 6:58pm VT Mark:

i thought jewish folks got only those little tops to fuck around with and be pissed about.
  Wed. 12/7/11 7:04pm Danne D:

His delivery is reminiscent of Joe Frank
  Wed. 12/7/11 7:07pm Matt from Springfield:

This is working out better than I thought--Kenny G has returned in spirit!
  Wed. 12/7/11 7:17pm Dave Emory Bored:

Islamofacism
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