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September 16, 2011: Plane Horror Stories
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:00pm
stinkbug:
yay! | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:01pm
stinkbug:
Star Wars A New Hope basically starts with a Plane Horror Story. | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:01pm
Plane Lady:
SOME BITCH YOINKED MY GODDAM GUM WHILE I WAS TAKING A PEE. CN U BELEEVE IT??? FREAK. | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:02pm
Danne D:
Hi Weirdos :) Hi Andy :) Hi Frangry :) <333 | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:02pm
FRANGRY:
HI WEIRDOS | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:02pm
Plane Lady:
WHY WLD FRANGRY NOT LIKE THIS TOPIC? GEE, I WONDER. | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:02pm
Danne D:
I thought professionals got, um, paid. | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:02pm
GC:
new topic. things that Andy does that makes him unprofessional. | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:03pm
Danne D:
over/under on cannibalism story is 32 minutes | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:03pm
g:
Hello? | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:04pm
Listener Dave from Seattle:
Please argue for an hour. | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:04pm
stinkbug:
Name a movie from the 70s that Harrison Ford is in that ends with a shot of an airplane. | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:04pm
Boring Topics:
Weird weather we're having, huh. Oops, Andy actually beat me to that lame-o fallback. | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:04pm
seang:
is anybody going to this occupy wallstreet event? | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:05pm
Danne D:
last week was stories about creepy people. Maybe this week people can call in to ask whether or not something they themselves have done is (or is not) creepy | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:05pm
slab:
I am making brats and kraut. smells wonderful. It is kraut that I made from cabbage from our garden. | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:06pm
Boring Topics:
Advice to Frangry. Stab Andy repeatedly till he stops making noises. | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:06pm
stinkbug:
I think jenna was -19 when the first star wars came out. | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:06pm
Danne D:
Here's a flying horror story - one time I was on this plane and when I went to the restroom the hot chick next to me stole my last piece of gum out of my bag :( | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:07pm
Boring Topics:
KILL SPIKE, PLEEEEAAAASSSEE | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:07pm
Danne D:
Oooh, can I call in with a greyhound bus story? | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:07pm
g:
I have been in Italy without media for 2 weeks. This show is like shock treatment back into NJ reality. Like NJ, I love it and hate it at the same time. But it's my home... | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:07pm
Boring Topics:
Spike is Ratzo Rizzo's bastard grandson. | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:07pm
Julie OBX:
"Guttersnipe?" Is he calling from the 19th century? | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:08pm
GC:
i bet Spike is a Trekkie | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:09pm
g:
Please don't talk about your Force on the air... | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:09pm
stinkbug:
It's not about quantity of calls, Frangry, it's about quality. | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:09pm
slab:
what about helicopter stories | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:09pm
Danne D:
When I worked on the census way back when I asked a co-worker if he was a trekkie and he snottily said "the term is Trekker". | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:09pm
Boring Topics:
quality? who dat? | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:10pm
dhowl:
went on the Vomit Comet zero-g flight. it lives up to it's name... | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:12pm
g:
I was tricked into babysitting an small child on a red eye flight on Air India back from Paris. Her father kicked off his shoes and splayed out over 3 seats while I taught her tic-tac-toe for 3 hours. Good times. | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:12pm
Danne D:
If someone is able to merge an airplane horror story with a star wars story they should automatically win | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:12pm
john:
so i was on this plane and it started to roll forward and then took off and WENT REALLY HIGH UP!!! i was so scared... | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:13pm
Plane Lady:
I got a "plane hore story". About the skanky hore that stole my freaking gum. | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:13pm
GC:
i was on this flight once and went to the washroom and i walked in some guy with his pants down around his ankles doing #1. it was awkward. | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:14pm
Julie OBX:
the gum story will never die | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:14pm
Plane Lady:
It's immortal, Julie. | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:15pm
Julie OBX:
It's gonna be on Frangry's headstone won't it | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:15pm
Plane Lady:
unless she tops it. | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:16pm
Julie OBX:
Star Wars Sex Stories | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:16pm
Plane Lady:
Where's Jenna, as of quarter past she's now late. | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:17pm
George Lucas:
Star Wars is my property. I'm the only one allowed to puke on it. | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:17pm
GC:
if Jenna calls she has to do her creepy laugh from last week. | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:18pm
GL:
Does Julie have a Star Wars Sex Story? | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:19pm
Listener zero:
"Vomit stories" was actually a topic on one of the "remainder topics" shows Seven Second Delay used to do several years ago. | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:19pm
Listener zero:
PS:DO ONE OF THE MANY TOPICS THAT I SENT YOU AS SUGGESTIONS! ALL OF THEM ARE BETTER THAN THIS! | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:20pm
Andy Breckman:
GO TO HELL | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:20pm
Androo:
Is this Kenan Thompson? | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:20pm
alberto:
i once had to sit next to chewbacca on an airlplane and he got air sick all over my copy of ron paul's healthcare plan | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:20pm
Julie OBX:
big puke week was it? | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:20pm
Androo:
The snake story was a bit of evidence. But the puking from overeating seals it: Kenan. | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:21pm
Listener zero:
Yes Sir, Mr. Breckman, Sir! | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:21pm
GL:
"Topic Kaleidoscope" | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:22pm
Julie OBX:
That man? Robert Downey Jr. | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:23pm
FRANGRY:
GL: I love that! | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:24pm
alberto:
you can tell andy spent time in russia just by the way he pronounces vodka | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:25pm
stinkbug:
I think there should be a List-a-Thon, and see how many topics you can competently do in one show. | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:25pm
GL:
Danne D: "laptop from ovuh da top o da ting" Translation: laptop from the overhead bin | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:27pm
Julie OBX:
is it clownfest time? | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:27pm
stinkbug:
I can't believe that Frangry is silently sitting through all of these stories. | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:28pm
George Lucas:
One time I got sick on a flight while eating a Fudgesicle, watching Nick Cage in a remake of Star Wars. | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:28pm
GL:
@stinkbug: Frangry has lost the will to bitch. | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:33pm
Sammy:
On a flight from Sky Harbor to Newark, I was stuck next to a bunch of foul mouthed Long Islanders scared the plane was going to crash, It got peaceful when they started passing around Xanax like breath mints. | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:33pm
Danne D:
GL - this aircraft was in fact equipped with a ting | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:34pm
GL:
tanks fer da update, danne :-) | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:35pm
Danne D:
NP GL :) | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:35pm
Joe's Beauty Parlor:
I DON’T THINK I’LL EVER GET OVER MACHO GRANDE | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:35pm
John McCabe in L.A.:
how about a greyhound bus story? | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:35pm
Danne D:
Worst story ever: "Man accused of exposing himself to Edison woman suffering epileptic seizure" http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2011/09/man_accused_of_exposing_himsel.html | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:36pm
GL:
The gum story is stuck to us somehow. You know how gum is. | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:37pm
Cokey The Clown:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44547891/ns/world_news-americas/ | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:37pm
Danne D:
True story. Once overheard a guy on the greyhound bus I was on a few rows behind say: "Man, next time I'm in front of the judge, I'm gonna lie my ass off!" | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:38pm
slab:
that is common and the way those small planes fly. The pilot does it all because it is a small plane and it is just him. not an unusual story. | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:38pm
Danne D:
Whoa, there's a commie on the phone now! | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:40pm
johnba:
Please do a puke show! I have so many terrible/entertaining puke stories. But! Don't do it next week. Keep it warm for me. | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:40pm
Danne D:
Whoa, there's a commie in the broadcast booth now! | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:40pm
pgw in mntclr:
salt and vinegar chips are the best | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:40pm
Danne D:
Ya know, it might be possible that Shut Up Weirdo could just switch over to an all puke-story format | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:40pm
g:
I would love to land long someday... | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:41pm
FRANGRY:
get ur puke stories ready for next week! | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:41pm
g:
...and slam it down hard. Either way I'm good. | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:41pm
johnba:
And bounce harder the second time... | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:43pm
brandon:
I'm gonna go out tonight and make sure I create a puke story for next week | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:43pm
Danne D:
Naked Light Sabering is all fun and games until someone cuts off an appendage | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:44pm
slab:
many years ago I met a guy from China who was training to be a pilot at a local airport/flight school. Lots of international people came there to train. He took me up in a small plane and flew over the area. He let me steer the plane around and we flew over where I lived. Then he went back to China after he was done with the school to become a passenger plane pilot. for big planes for a Chinese airline. | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:44pm
g:
Horror dump story. | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:44pm
johnba:
Dump, bleep, while naked, with a lightsaber. | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:45pm
LT Dan:
I have so many puking-in-flight stories I will not bore you by calling with any - but once when a navigator insisted on taking a crap in the rear commode, the pilot 'unloaded' the jet as the nav was turning to flush, so the neg-G's caused the dookie to float up into his face. | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:46pm
g:
olden days...out on Long Island...Star Wars with this guy, I'd sleep too. | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:46pm
Danne D:
That'd be a great show, Frangry: a whole hour or stories about stuff that put people to sleep! | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:47pm
Forrest Gump:
Life is like a diving Citation II with floating turds drifting thru the cabin | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:47pm
Hmmm:
Anyone think a Plane Horror stories show so close to 9/11 is kind of tasteless? | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:47pm
pgw in mntclr:
my horror story of the week: outside where i work in hoboken, i saw a bike with a "shut up, weirdo" sticker on it. | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:47pm
The Vatican:
"We have come to the colclusion, through years of research, that the image on the Shroud of Turin is in fact Obi Won Kenobi." | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:48pm
g:
this is worse than dead air | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:48pm
johnba:
Hmm can you get away with poop stories? Should that be a separate topic from puke stories? | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:48pm
FRANGRY:
we cant do poop stories, sadly. | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:49pm
Danne D:
the best puke stories include poop too, though, johnba | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:49pm
G:
On a high school trip from the American School in London to Russia in 1974, they flew us there on an Aeroflop jet that was really a converted WWII bomber with seats retrofitted. We had a couple of aviation buffs on the trip, and they knew for sure. | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:49pm
Sex Mahoney:
Was tonight's topic to secretly find someone with the most boring story ever? | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:49pm
other david:
In space everyone can hear Frangry's eyes rolling | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:49pm
Danne D:
What's with people listing like the entire flight manifest, what the snacks were, the color of the seats...wtf | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:49pm
Triumph:
No poop stories??? I POOP ON YOU!!!!!!!!!!! | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:49pm
g:
Cuba to Ecuador. What is first class? A plastic crate? | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:49pm
Danne D:
All of Andy's commie friends have been calling in to try and save the topic :) | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:51pm
Julie OBX:
"official airline of the Taliban?" Was that their ad line? | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:51pm
Danne D:
Wow, I thought I sounded bad on the radio - everyone else sounds even dorkier than me. Kinda impressive. | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:51pm
pgw in mntclr:
i have a hairline horror story everyday | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:53pm
g:
Fly Taliban. The finest in one-way travel. | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:54pm
G:
@Danne: On TV, everyone gains weight on camera. On the radio, everyone's accent sounds heavy because we're used to professional announcers. I'd have a definite midwestern accent. | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:54pm
Fom SF:
Paris to Dulles: European dude takes off his sandals. Serious fungus smell for 6 hours. I am too cowardly to do anthing. Boston to Paris: Flight attendant asks for doctor. I am a doctor and don't want to get involved. Plane diverted and I am still silent. self-loathing. | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:54pm
pgw in mntclr:
"balding" was very charitable of you, Andy | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:55pm
Julie OBX:
some of us gain weight on the radio | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:55pm
LT Dan:
that's why I didn't call it in | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:56pm
johnba:
How many times can we curse on the comments board? | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:57pm
G:
Curse your ass off, dude. It's not broadcast here, it's a private organization's website. | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:57pm
Danne D:
Pukes on a Plane | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:57pm
Danne D:
Fuck if I know, johnba | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:57pm
Holmes:
As much as you fucking want unless the DJ is a prude and deletes your comment for being offensive. | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:57pm
Cakebot:
Cakes on a plane | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:58pm
From SF:
Denver to Aspen on small plane, very much turbulence: dude eating popcorn blows it into his bag on on the back of the chair in front of him. | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:58pm
Danne D:
Hiya Cakebot. Are you the same cakebot that's on twitter? | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:58pm
johnba:
My gf got the worst cramps of her life on a plane once. Not pleasant. | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:59pm
G:
There aren't many prudes hosting on FMU, but there are one or two control freaks -- ironic, given the freeform format. "freedom for me, but not for thee" | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:59pm
Cramp:
Those two clowns with their hour show on Thursday delete all my negative comments about them. Big babies. | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:59pm
Danne D:
Dude - hippie feet on your bag is a true horror. Just sayin' | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:59pm
g:
there's a topic? | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 6:59pm
FRANGRY:
BYE WEIRDOS | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 7:00pm
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ANDY YOU ARE CLIPPING PLEASE STOP SCREAMING IN THE MIC | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 7:00pm
Julie OBX:
that's a good topic, gross people touching my stuff | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 7:00pm
g:
The Rutabaga? | |
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Fri. 9/16/11 7:00pm
Danne D:
Bye weirdos :) | |
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