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Options June 22, 2011: Andy addresses the problem of peeing in reservoirs while Ken discusses weather porn: tornadoes, earthquakes, floods, hurricanes

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  Wed. 6/22/11 6:03pm PMD:

Fight fight fight
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:03pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Ken n' Andy
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:03pm Julie London:

Is Andy CHEWING?
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:04pm Robert:

In "Go to Hell", the lyric was, "Andy and Ken are clueless and when...."
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:04pm em2e:

ken ken the ken?
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:04pm other david:

Chewing on gum trying in vain to control his unspeakable rage
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:04pm Matt and Matt from Springfield:

Or, just have Andy change his name to "Ken & Andy". The next week Ken would change his name to "Seven Second Delay with Ken"
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:05pm Matt from Springfield:

Hi Julie London!
Where are you typing from now?
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:06pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Is it true they're having Phil Donahue at the UCB next time?
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:06pm Julie London:

My hotel on the Strand
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:06pm Julie London:

Donahue would be awesome!
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:06pm hamburger / london:

very classy Julie!
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:07pm Matt from Springfield:

Whoa - The Savoy? Those is some nice digs regardless!
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:07pm Julie London:

nope but still yes very nice. which is why my room is about 6 feet wide
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:08pm Julie London:

I don't know who Don Fleming is :(
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:09pm PMD:

Julie, neither do I
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:09pm Pat:

they should get tom sharpling on the program.
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:09pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Did he ever mix up the order of the cue cards?
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:09pm Aaron in JCity:

this don flemming?: http://tinyurl.com/63ox3p4
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:11pm MISTER JOHNNY:

What time does KEN & KEN & andy start?
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:11pm Julie London:

DJ Banter is my favorite non-WFMU DJ
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:11pm Matt from Springfield:

"COME for the dreadful music;
STAY for the tiresome monologues"
K-E-N in the A-M
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:11pm Julie London:

It's bedtime and I am READY to hear weather porn
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:12pm hopey:

Is this going to be like the mass conference call?
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:13pm Denise in DC:

Julie, it sounds like you won't hear much of anything. At least not anything you'll be able to understand.
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:13pm Julie London:

Andy says "man" with that Joe Friday sarcasm
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:14pm Julie London:

oh man I should have had more drinks
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:14pm Matt from Springfield:

@hopey: It almost sounds like it's going to be like the "stereo" show, Ken in one channel, Andy in the other.

Now it just seems like endless overlap, or like Velvet Underground's "Murder Mystery".
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:14pm Bryant:

I wish I could hear Ken in one speaker and Andy in the other. (Oooh ... then I could choose which one I liked better!)
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:14pm Denise in DC:

Actually, this is far more understandable than I expected.
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:14pm other david:

I'M NEAR AN INNERNET!
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:14pm Aaron in JCity:

here's both topics http://www.misternicehands.com/
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:16pm Julie London:

this is especially painful in headphones
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:16pm Matt from Springfield:

Seven Second Delay with Ken and Ken and Ken & Andy and Irwin and Callers.
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:16pm Howie:

Seven Second Delay? More like 60 minute delay.
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:17pm kTTTtttt:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-13874089
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:17pm Ike:

It hurts! IT HURTS. Make it stop, oh GOD MAKE IT STOP.
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:17pm Producer Laura:

Here's the pee-related article, I think. http://www.forbes.com/feeds/ap/2011/06/21/business-us-urine-in-reservoir_8526569.html
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:18pm Robert:

I think they descibe the storms as to their weather pattern. "Winter storm" probably refers to some confluence of air masses that typically occurs in winter but could occur any time.
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:18pm Denise in DC:

I am curious: does anyone here care about peeing in reservoirs?
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:19pm other david:

Yoko Ono would be proud of this
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:20pm Robert:

After 9/11/01 I drove to the reservoir above Kensico Dam to see if I could see the Northern Lights one night. Cops quickly came to investigate when I parked on Rte. 22.
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:20pm Julie London:

Maybe I should just put on Patti Smith's Pissing in the River and turn on the weather channel
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:20pm Howie:

Isn't there some worthwhile DJ out there that can fill in for this one hour wank fest?
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:20pm Denise in DC:

She would like it even better if Ken & Ken & Andy let listeners come in and cut pieces off their clothes.
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:21pm Matt from Springfield:

@Denise: It seems that this concept is taking a non-funny call-in topic, and then have Andy constantly interrupt the serious discussion over some surreal topic.
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:21pm Julie London:

weather porn is such a geezer pastime..what IS it about weather?
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:21pm Denise in DC:

Yoko, that is.
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:21pm other david:

Have Ken and Andy ever had a bed-in? Future project?
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:21pm Pontus:

This is horrible, please stop
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:23pm Denise in DC:

Matt, I understand that the topics are not supposed to be funny. Is part of the concept also supposed to be Andy begging for listeners to talk about his topic?
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:23pm billy:

listen to some archive, or maybe read a book, you dope. love you ken and andy
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:23pm Kenny G:

I've been usurped.
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:23pm Robert:

We're going to need separate archives for the 2 sides.
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:24pm Julie London:

I would like Ken to talk about thundersnow
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:24pm other david:

This is Mutually Assured Destruction in action folks.
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:24pm Matt from Springfield:

@david: YES! That's some territory that remains uncharted for Ken and Andy--they must do a live bed-in!
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:25pm Julie London:

that's what's missing..a recording of Kenny G reading weather reports to go along with this
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:25pm Denise in DC:

I think we need to continue with the metatextual conversation about the concept underlying this show, and whether it constitutes humor.
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:25pm Adobo:

Hopping over to the Give the Drummer radio stream.
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:25pm Pontus:

I love Ken and Andy too, but this is the worst show they ever did. For gods sake, Ken, say uncle!
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:25pm Matt from Springfield:

@Julie: That's an exciting one--also Florida's "tornadocanes".
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:26pm hopey:

I'm going to ask nicely: Please stop this.
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:26pm Denise in DC:

So we're having a completely separate conversation here in the comments. Which makes the show even more meta.
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:26pm Julie London:

@Pontus Ken did try to stop, Andy wouldn't hear of it
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:27pm Julie London:

@Matt I thought a tornadocane was some sort of candy
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:27pm other david:

Let's agree to a bed in and stop this now.

Please, think of the children.
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:27pm Denise in DC:

But, Julie, Ken will not say uncle.
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:27pm Matt from Springfield:

@Denise: This is a great opportunity to discuss meta things--they don't read their comments, their commenters don't join their concepts!
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:28pm Julie London:

@Denise nope..anything but that!
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:28pm Matt from Springfield:

@Julie: Mmmm, conical candy!
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:29pm Carmichael:

Are there 2 separate streams? Or is this just "the show"?
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:29pm other david:

Wait wait.. Julie, is this Dark Night of the Soul Julie in London? :)

Clay did a good job, although I think he was weirded out by being in the studio at that hour!

Looking forward to hearing you back in July
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:29pm Denise in DC:

So, Julie, Ken has not made a genuine effort to end this part of the show.
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:29pm Gummo:

Supposedly Zeppo filled in for Groucho on the stage one night and was so good that he was never allowed to do that again.
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:30pm Denise in DC:

Carmichael, I believe this is just "the show."
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:30pm Julie London:

@OD yes, tis I...I have been extradited to the UK after the Fab/Clay 7SD fill-in fiasco
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:31pm Julie London:

Have they ever abandoned a topic/concept?
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:31pm Carmichael:

Good God, I run to the bathroom and the show goes nuts. I'm going home. It's beer-thirty in California.
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:31pm Denise in DC:

No retreat, baby, no surrender.
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:31pm hamburger:

are there any other radio shows that come close to what's happening right now?
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:32pm Julie London:

@hamburger only in our (and Ken's) nighrmares
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:32pm Denise in DC:

Interesting question, hamburger.
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:33pm Matt from Springfield:

@hamburger: The fiasco that was "Alan Keyes Makes Sense Of It All" -- it was hysterically bad, Alan just let people scream over each other, then declared his preferred guest the winner.
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:33pm Denise in DC:

Let's take a poll: how many commenters are enjoying this show?
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:33pm Julie London:

LOL Urine Talk
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:33pm Julie London:

Hamburger is making me hungry
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:33pm hamburger:

I'm enjoying it, for reasons I can't explain :)
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:34pm Denise in DC:

Hm. Hamburger, I assumed that you meant "comedy show." Did you actually intend the question to apply to the broad category of "radio show"?
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:34pm other david:

Julie, I missed the fill in - but was there for the greatest show ever when Clay beat Fabio fair and square in the song off.

Tonight though, there's a lesson here for people who are trying to study and aid peace in the middle east.

Immovable object, versus unstoppable force. You decide who is who.
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:34pm Julie London:

@Denise it's painful but I do enjoy a good radio trainwreck, especially when I'm not part of it
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:34pm Matt from Springfield:

I vote YES, although I'm judging the sensation of both guys talking at once--content-wise I'm not paying attention. It would be difficult to pay attention to even ONE of their discussions, let alone both.
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:34pm Pontus:

"Julie London:

Have they ever abandoned a topic/concept? "

I don't know, have they? This might be a first if we all keep are fingers crossed
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:35pm mike noble 7sd:

next week a science study is paying me $150 for 24 hours of my urine.
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:35pm Julie London:

My brain tends to lean towards Ken's voice
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:35pm hamburger:

@Denise: more like, two people making a trainwreck an artform :)
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:35pm Kat:

It's giving me a headache but I can't turn it off.
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:36pm Matt from Springfield:

@Julie 6:33: Regarding hamburger? Now might not be the time to tell you when you're hungry, but he's half...Danish! (mmmmm...)
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:36pm Julie London:

Ken is cool and calm, Andy sounds desperate
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:36pm Robert:

They have abandoned both premises and topics too many times to count. But it was never a compeition like this. Neither will give in.
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:37pm Julie London:

There are burger places everywhere but my family has taught me to fear english beef
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:37pm other david:

my brain.

MY BRAIN.
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:37pm Matt from Springfield:

@Robert: They don't need to ever abandon a topic, they just let their topics fail, on Air, for 60 minutes continuously.
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:38pm Robert:

No matter how bad it gets tonight, it could never approach the badness of the conference call a month ago.
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:39pm PMD:

@Robert, you are correct.
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:39pm Denise in DC:

I am counting Ike, Howie, and Pontus as No votes.
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:39pm Robert:

Well played? No.
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:39pm Pontus:

I'd rather have one hour of dead air chicken
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:39pm Julie London:

ahhhhhh I feel so much better now
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:40pm Matt from Springfield:

"You won the show"--as in "winning a game"?
If 7SD had a videogame, it would have infinite levels, never stopping and nothing to do with the previous levels.
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:41pm Pontus:

Wonderful! Peace at last. Now we can look back at this ordeal and laugh about it.
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:41pm Julie London:

I have to say that I admired Ken's passion for weather porn, Andy didn't have that for his topic
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:42pm hamburger:

I'd imagine a 7sd video game being a platform game with a dude walking across the screen and just that :)
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:42pm Julie London:

the tv watching sounds good compared to tonight
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:43pm Denise in DC:

Final tally: six commenters against, four commenters (including me) for, and Kat was torn.
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:43pm Pontus:

I leaned toward Ken to, but I do think Andy was volumeally challenged
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:43pm other david:

Andy - you lose.
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:44pm Denise in DC:

I don't think either of them have actually given up.
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:44pm Julie London:

that sounds like a movie..lightning love
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:45pm Matt from Springfield:

Ha ha, the concept continues--as long as Andy interrupting a serious discussion is the real concept!

Got to head out--good night everyone!
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:45pm fred:

I was hit by lightning too
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:45pm Kat:

cue Lou Christie!
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:46pm Denise in DC:

Night, Matt.
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:46pm Julie London:

bye matt!
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:46pm Denise in DC:

Fred, did it cause you to have sex with your coworker(s)?
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:46pm other david:

Goodnight Matt :)

Enjoy yourself
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:47pm hamburger:

laters matt! wow, urine is sterile, 8 billion gallons? that's amazing
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:47pm other david:

I've decided Andy is a jerk.
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:47pm Matt from Springfield:

Thanks everyone! G'Night!
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:47pm fred:

no I was with my Dad, and that aint cool
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:47pm hamburger:

*million yadda
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:48pm Denise in DC:

Sterility aside, urine contains minerals and . . . um . . . other stuff.
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:48pm Pontus:

I liked that comedy dad bit, they could have milked that longer
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:48pm Julie London:

"andy honey?" WTF
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:49pm Pontus:

Oh, they read my thoughts
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:49pm Denise in DC:

But emptying the reservoir was still an overreaction.
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:50pm Denise in DC:

Now can we go back to talking about weather porn?
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:51pm hamburger:

an odd urination article: http://www.neatorama.com/2011/05/10/to-sit-or-not-to-sit/
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:52pm Pontus:

HAHA!!
"I was there to see a performance artist..."
Andy: GASP!
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:52pm Denise in DC:

Anybody want to take bets re: whether the caller is going to mention urination?
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:53pm Denise in DC:

Damn. My post hadn't even come up yet when the caller mentioned urine.
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:53pm mike noble 7sd also in dc:

i missed it, what are we voting on?
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:53pm other david:

I'm going for a cigarette, I hope you're happy Andy.
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:53pm Denise in DC:

Okay, I have to finish working so I can leave the office. Later, folks.
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:54pm Julie London:

@Mike we are voting on whether or not your pee is worth paying for
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:54pm Julie London:

after this show, I want a cigarette, and I don't even smoke
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:54pm Aaron in JCity:

Alex the other camera guy
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:55pm mike noble 7sd:

ALEX THE CAMERAMAN
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:55pm jaycjay:

I could counter that "urination during a performance" story with a story about a Philly band I did sound for... it would even make that story seem tame. Too bad there's not enough time to call now.
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:55pm mike noble 7sd:

wouldn't we love to see the last year's worth of shows? all taped, none edited!
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:57pm Aaron in JCity:

boo when u see Arod
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:57pm mike noble 7sd:

cc sabthia ate a man.
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:58pm Listener Julian:

This was a perfect game for Andy. Spectacular rudeness; unparalleled contempt.
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:59pm mike noble 7sd:

can we hear about andy opening for the human league?
  Wed. 6/22/11 6:59pm Yankee Stadium Talking Points:

Find some guys with lots of really mean tatts and say really loud: "That Jeter is a real pussy, huh?"
  Wed. 6/22/11 7:00pm Listener Julian:

Oh my god I would kill to hear a prairie dog show.
  Wed. 6/22/11 11:26pm lz:

oh gawd, another one of andy's bad mic technique shows.
  Wed. 6/22/11 11:37pm lz:

Wait, they did this idea before: The Great Stereo Spectacular (April 21, 2004)
  Wed. 6/22/11 11:46pm lz:

this is paiiiinful :-/
  Wed. 6/22/11 11:49pm lz:

Pamela and Amy should hook up at some point.
  Thu. 6/23/11 2:35am lz:

yay, 7SD live videos again. I noticed they stopped uploading videos ever since Ken got drunk on stage. :-)
  Thu. 6/23/11 5:20am pinky:

I made it to the 22 minute mark. great show guys.
  Thu. 6/23/11 7:45am lz:

When I first read the title of the show, I thought that that was what the show eventually devolved into as the original topic was unsustainable. I had no idea that that was what you decided to open the actual show with. Guys, PLEASE!
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