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Playlist for 27 April 2011 Options | Pull Up To The Bumper

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Artist Song Album Comments New Approx. start time
Mini Box Lunar  Amarelasse   Options Oi! A Nova Música Brasileira! [V/A 2xCD] 
 
*   0:00:00 ()
Jóvenes y Sexys  Amor Platonico   Options Rudo y Cursi OST 
 
  0:03:17 ()
Mexican Institute of Sound  A Girl Like You   Options Pinata 

 
  0:06:15 ()
Matia Aguayo  Ay Ay Ay   Options Title Track 
 
  0:09:24 ()
Control Machete  Ladre El Desmandre   Options Solo Para Fanaticos 
 
  0:15:45 ()
China  Colocando Sal Nas Feridas   Options Oi! A Nova Música Brasileira! [V/A 2xCD] 

 
*   0:20:39 ()
 
Juana Molina  Salvese Quien Pueda   Options Tres Cosas 
 
  0:31:14 ()
Comelade, Bastien, Berrocal, Liebezeit  Rock and Roll Station   Options Oblique Sessions 
 
  0:36:49 ()
Circle X  Heartbreaker   Options Poutre Apparante Sampler for WFMU/Bimbo Tower (V/A) 
 
  0:42:07 ()
Dsh! Dsh!   Nesus   Options Future Sound of Russia 

 
  0:45:45 ()
Shlager on Parade  Eine Hutte In Den Baumen   Options  
 
  0:49:25 ()
Ake Sandin  Kvarnen Del 1   Options  
 
  0:53:42 ()
Porn For The Blind  Jack and Justin   Options  
 
  0:56:11 ()
Tonetta  What Are You Worth   Options 777 Vol II 
 
*   0:59:06 ()
 
Music behind DJ:
Hallogallo 
        1:02:34 ()
Refried Ice Cream  Witness To The Storm   Options Title Track 
 
*   1:08:38 ()
Sigh  Requiem - Nostalgia   Options Imaginary Sonicscape  Art by Takeshi Tadatsu, Tokyo 2011
 
  1:12:35 ()
Mariah Carey  Vision of Love   Options  

 
  1:20:23 ()
Cibo Matto  Black Hole Sun   Options  
 
  1:23:37 ()
The Flying Lizards  Hands 2 Take   Options Fourth Wall 
 
  1:26:13 ()
Wire  Down to This   Options Red Barked Tree 
 
*   1:30:14 ()
Alice Cooper  Dead Babies   Options The Life and Crimes of Alice Cooper 

 
  1:34:48 ()
Bobby Conn  Vanitas   Options King For A Day 

 
  1:40:32 ()
 
Music behind DJ:
Hallogallo 
        1:49:48 ()
Fred Lowery  Far Away Places   Options Walking Along Kicking The Leaves 

 
  1:55:08 ()
The Springfields  Far Away Places   Options  
 
  1:57:06 ()
John Otway  Green Green Grass of Home   Options I Did It Otway 
 
  1:59:50 ()
Just Water  Singin' In The Rain   Options  
 
  2:02:28 ()
The Clash  Gates of the West   Options  
 
  2:05:27 ()
Puffy  Circuit No Musume (Girls At The Racing Circuit)   Options  

 
  2:08:52 ()
Dot Allison  All Strung Out   Options  
 
  2:12:03 ()
Ponytail  Music Tunes   Options Do Whatever You Want All the Time 
 
*   2:16:21 ()
Porn For The Blind  Big Sausage Pizza   Options  
 
  2:28:37 ()
Karel Gott  Love Grows Where My Rosemary Goes   Options  
 
  2:30:44 ()
Rex Dildo  On Der Strasse Wo Die Deliver Der Grosse Sausage Pizzani   Options  
 
  2:33:31 ()
Barry Manilow  Very Special Medley   Options  

 
  2:36:45 ()
Todd Rundgren  International Feel   Options A Wizard A True Star 

 
  2:43:10 ()
Head and Leg  Poke You In The Eye   Options  

 
  2:46:37 ()
48 Chairs  Snap It Around   Options  

 
  2:48:25 ()
Family Fodder  Sunday Girl   Options  
 
  2:52:01 ()
 
Music behind DJ:
 
   

 
  2:54:36 ()

Listener comments!

  Wed. 4/27/11 9:02am Guessing:

Never knew Ken was a spectator sport fan.
  Wed. 4/27/11 9:04am pierre:

Bonjour Ken !
  Wed. 4/27/11 9:04am Dan B From Upstate:

Morning, Ken. I hope your week off was nice.
  Wed. 4/27/11 9:04am Goyim in the AM:

Guten Morgen Ken!
  Wed. 4/27/11 9:05am Cheri Pi:

Good Morning Ken! I posted something dirty on yer FB.I hope it's not too risque.
  Wed. 4/27/11 9:07am Guessing:

It's soft-porn playlist page week! w00T
  Wed. 4/27/11 9:07am Ken:

Morning all! Yes, soft porn week! Great idea!
  Wed. 4/27/11 9:07am Cheri Pi:

It's our lucky day, hubba hubba!!
  Wed. 4/27/11 9:11am Ken:

How you all like the new Java Encrusted picture thingee??!
  Wed. 4/27/11 9:12am -max-:

Loving the new pic set up, wish it didn't refresh to the top of the page each time though.
  Wed. 4/27/11 9:12am randy in NC:

Cool, nicer that before!
  Wed. 4/27/11 9:13am randy in NC:

err, *than*
  Wed. 4/27/11 9:13am Parq:

The clown one is my favorite so far, plus this Aguayo track is nifty.
  Wed. 4/27/11 9:14am Ken:

Yeah, the picture is not SUPPOSED to jump back to the top.. I hate that but it's a browser thang.
  Wed. 4/27/11 9:14am Dan B From Upstate:

The pictures don't really appear any different (to me on IE7, at least), but if they're easier for you to work with, then bully for you! Plus: The pages do load faster, I guess. Minus: It still goes back to the top of the page every time it reloads.
  Wed. 4/27/11 9:15am -max-:

Is that one of the Cancun airport Security Clowns you were telling us about?
  Wed. 4/27/11 9:15am dc pat:

ah, naked ladies....
  Wed. 4/27/11 9:16am Ken:

The way the pics enlarge SHOULD be different for you, Dan. At least for the pics (not the animations) that enlarge.
  Wed. 4/27/11 9:16am John Wayne TSAcey:

Don't go through that creepy scanner, sweetcheeks! Just step into this compartment over here instead.
  Wed. 4/27/11 9:17am Dan B From Upstate:

Oh, okay, I see. That works great, actually. Thanks for pointing that out, Ken.
  Wed. 4/27/11 9:17am still b/p:

Slick 'n handy 'n and my page position stays put.

The jeans waist on the evil clown's friend is a story and a half higher than the common elevation today.

MM with M at the O on consecutive days!
  Wed. 4/27/11 9:18am dc pat:

oh yeah, I like the javascript pic enlargement. cool.
  Wed. 4/27/11 9:18am Skirkie:

Oh, I just remembered I photo shop job I wanted to make for you. Perhaps next week.
  Wed. 4/27/11 9:18am northguineahills:

control machete de Monterrey!

Toy Selecta was in that group, no?
  Wed. 4/27/11 9:21am dc pat:

ok, what is she then? Off white?
  Wed. 4/27/11 9:22am Marmalade Kitty:

Control Machete Ladre El Desmandre.. this is cool stuff man! ;)
  Wed. 4/27/11 9:23am Ken:

DC Pat, I believe the term you're fishing for is... Maroon.
  Wed. 4/27/11 9:23am Cheri Pi:

Oh Carmichael!
  Wed. 4/27/11 9:24am Brasileiro:

"Colocando Sal Nas Feridas" = "Getting Salt in the Wounds"
  Wed. 4/27/11 9:24am Parq:

Dunno about anyone else, but when mine refreshes (Firefox on a Mac),it blips to the top and then back to the bottom. Ken, this whole set is superb.
  Wed. 4/27/11 9:25am dc pat:

Ken: got it, thanks. .....LOOK AT ALL THOSE MERMAIDS!!!
  Wed. 4/27/11 9:26am Bad Ronald:

Those feather flappers are freaking me out!
  Wed. 4/27/11 9:26am still b/p:

Sonya Wilde on the upholstered half-shell:
http://tinyurl.com/3hs6rqv
  Wed. 4/27/11 9:28am Elisa:

Naked ladies running with no WFMU shirt...wha...?
  Wed. 4/27/11 9:31am dc pat:

oh Ken, I'm SURE you can find some more soft-porn if you try. C'mon folks help out Station Manager Ken!!!
  Wed. 4/27/11 9:32am John:

,0,0,0,0,0,0,@
  Wed. 4/27/11 9:32am other david:

I come for the music, I stay for the soft pornography
  Wed. 4/27/11 9:34am Ken:

No. PLEASE do not help me find soft pornography. I can take care of that myself, thankyouverymuch.
  Wed. 4/27/11 9:34am listener mark:

We hear and obey station manager Ken Freedman lord and master,... yadda yadda yadda
  Wed. 4/27/11 9:35am Cecile:

Hola!
  Wed. 4/27/11 9:35am Elisa:

welcome back Ken.
  Wed. 4/27/11 9:36am Cecile:

Ken, you want more drag queen GIFs?
  Wed. 4/27/11 9:37am Ken:

Thanks but no Cecile.. I am using one of those today but they were almost all too small.
  Wed. 4/27/11 9:38am hamburger / london:

can we request some reverse cowgirl action?
  Wed. 4/27/11 9:38am Ken:

Reverse Cowgirl Coming Right Up.
  Wed. 4/27/11 9:39am Robert:

I know what "Salvese Quien Pueda" means because it's like "Sauve qui peut" in French, and it's interesting that it xlates so literally between those languages, but in English we have to render it like, "Everyone for hirself, escape if you can!"
  Wed. 4/27/11 9:40am Cecile:

Really? I can find you some fan-made ones that are bigger.

I'm a huge fan of the Drag Race winner, Sutan Amrull (Raja), and the fuckyeahraja tumblr has some fun ones.
  Wed. 4/27/11 9:41am Cecile:

Raja is like "what would happen if a CBNer or FMUer went into drag". She actualy did a high-fashion Yanomamo outfit. She's nuts.
  Wed. 4/27/11 9:42am Cecile:

And she did a lip synch to Chaka Khan's "Through the Fire" where she came out in half-burned clothes. I love him/her.
  Wed. 4/27/11 9:45am Cecile:

http://johnbwitty.blogspot.com/2011/03/raja-through-fire.html
  Wed. 4/27/11 9:48am Thelma Blitz:

How does Ken get these pictures to animate? When I drag the mermaids to my desktop the gif is a still.
  Wed. 4/27/11 9:49am Guessing:

Thelma craves jiggle.
  Wed. 4/27/11 9:50am Bad Ronald:

@Thelma - Open it with a web browser.
  Wed. 4/27/11 9:52am Neg-guh-tor:

Ken, where'd you go in Mexico? Went last year to the southwest coast almost to Guatemala. 100 miles south of Oaxaca. Wild down there! Dangerous.
  Wed. 4/27/11 9:53am Cecile:

And of course, "the Carrie hat".
  Wed. 4/27/11 9:53am Cecile:

http://thefilmexperience.net/blog/2011/3/10/tv-at-the-movies-theyre-all-going-to-laugh-at-you.html
  Wed. 4/27/11 9:55am Thelma Blitz:

The mermaid and other images open with Preview as stills. They animate on the playlist page. I'm wondering how they go from stills to animated cartoons or pictures.
  Wed. 4/27/11 9:55am Cecile:

Aw! LaToya! Thanks, Ken.
  Wed. 4/27/11 9:56am dc pat:

Yeah Thelm, animated gifs only work in browsers so, for instance, you can't email them to folks
  Wed. 4/27/11 9:58am Neg-guh-tor:

Thelma they are animated by people in programs like Image Ready.
  Wed. 4/27/11 9:58am Cheri Pi:

Oh Yes! Pron 4 tha blind!!!
  Wed. 4/27/11 9:58am rst-wiley:

good morning listening, ken and reading listeners
  Wed. 4/27/11 9:59am Andy Breckman:

Dear God!
  Wed. 4/27/11 9:59am dc pat:

Prawn for the blind!! Hmmm...tastes the same
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:00am Lizardner Dave:

I'm not sure "pizzani" is enough of a bleep of "penis"....
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:00am Dan B From Upstate:

While that was great to listen to, there was a significant lack of "comma zero" in there.
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:00am ,0,0,0,0,0:

?
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:00am hamburger / london:

:)
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:00am Guessing:

Andy hasn't seen a nude female in many months.
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:00am other david:

heh
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:01am rst-wiley:

(and hey, did you see? the birthers got their certificate! Obama is a reeeal boy... I mean, a real American.)
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:01am Thelma Blitz:

Thanks for the info. I wanted to e-mail those mermaids to someone. Great images today, as ever.
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:02am Cecile:

As someone said on Twitter, "show me the placenta!"

This is beyond ridiculous.
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:03am Twitter:

Now for his hermetically sealed college era information. That should be fascinating!
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:04am BillyJam:

morning Ken - welcome back
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:05am dc pat:

you can email them the link, like: http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/KF/2011/04/27/gif_mermaids350.gif
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:06am Double Zero:

Reverse Cowgirl
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:06am Thelma Blitz:

Thanks. I have video capture software which would do it too.
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:07am annie:

yep...
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:09am Cecile:

hey, annie!
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:09am Mariano:

Ken, so refreshing to hear you speak of your stonerness! Now I dont feel so alone...
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:09am jojo:

artificial intelligence? slip andy some ridlin (sp?)
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:10am annie:

hey cecile..!! i'm here for the duration, i guess....
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:10am Dick Tionary:

ritalin
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:13am Richard from Venezuela:

Royal Wedding sucks. The monarchy is full of human parasites.
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:13am from paris:

I was listening to your show about the list of the best record stores in the world. As I did not listen live I could not call. I think this is the really best: Le Comptoir Marocain de Distribution de Disques. It is located in Casablanca (Morocco). Whoever goes to Casablanca should go!You can have a look at some pics here: http://talesfrombradistan.blogspot.com/2009/01/le-comptoir-marocain-de-distribution-de.html
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:13am other david:

AI radio host? DJ3000 from the Simpsons: http://vimeo.com/18516240
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:14am Cecile:

You have control of the radio?
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:15am The Outer Kenneth:

We control the FM. We control the AM.
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:15am Richard from Venezuela:

Thanks for play the venezuelan band Jóvenes y Sexys.
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:16am Dan B From Upstate:

I... I think I love sigh. Definitely one of the strangest bands I've heard.
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:17am The Outer Kenneth:

We can roll the image, make it flutter. We can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the rest of this shift, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear.
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:19am The Residents:

Really? Stranger than us?
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:19am dc pat:

Takeshi Tadatsu signs his work "TakeshiT"
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:19am annie:

you talkin' to me, cecile..? if so, then yes, totally
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:20am glenn:

is it just me, or does ken's comment board seem to have more posting under noms de plume than the other comment boards?
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:21am glenn:

or noms de post, i suppose.
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:21am Butthole Surfers:

Hey, don't forget us!
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:21am Cecile:

I am! LOLOLOLOL!

glenn, I think bryce is 1st, but ken is close.
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:22am Emile:

Just Favorited Sigh!
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:22am paul:

did you happen to bring the Jimmy 45?
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:22am Mariano:

@glenn: haha! Funny if it was all one person...
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:22am Aaron:

what the hell is this
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:23am Plume Blossom:

Nom nom nom!
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:23am monica:

vision of love! now yer talkin'!
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:23am glenn:

wow. an election in canada, and now mariah carey on wfmu. i really am in hell.
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:23am pseu:

VISION OF LOVE - THANK YOU, KEN FOR HAVING THE CAJONES.
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:24am Cecile:

The emancipation of Kenny
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:24am Dick Tionary:

cojones.
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:24am Robert:

We all know that next week both brownies will be "fake", and Ken will try to fool Andy, and Andy will pretend to be fooled.
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:24am pseu:

IT'S CAJONES.
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:25am mike g:

vision of love sort of made my morning. yikes.
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:25am Aaron:

is this vision of love porn for the blind
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:25am glenn:

you know, now that it's warming up. i bet that lawn chair with the balloons on it could actually get off the ground.
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:25am Dick Tionary:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cojones
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:26am Lizardner Dave:

Comma zero, colon backslash.
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:28am hamburger / london:

coco jones: http://i51.tinypic.com/2h3okdh.jpg
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:29am Kevin:

really good show today, thanks!
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:31am BSI:

I had a colon backslash once. It was not pretty.
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:33am Ken:

Colon Backslashes are actually quite pleasant, if administered by a Professional, for example, by a Reverse Cowgirl.
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:33am tim:

Ken got his HighSlide!
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:34am Ken:

Yes I did! Thank you Tim! Thanks for the Java Encrusted Picture Doo-Dad!
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:35am Vivian:

What is this about brownies? I'm still waiting for Kens' Snickerdoodles..
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:35am tim:

It's open source, I'm just the messenger. It works for anim gifs... as well as colon backslashes. Aaaaaaaahhh!
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:36am Ken:

It works for animated gifs too??!!!
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:36am listener mark:

Outstanding work today, brilliant.
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:37am tim:

Yep.
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:37am pseu:

RIGHT, KEN HAS WOODEN BOX DRUMS, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM, DICK?
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:38am Dick Tionary:

Just helping you be yourself, pseu :-*
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:41am Carmichael:

Boy, did I tune in at the right time. Good morning, Kenneth, Alice, and listeners.
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:42am Computer Pron:

Comma zero, comma zero, comma zero, reverse comma colon backslash cowgirl index dot html
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:46am rst-wiley:

Celebrate the crap news. Prize and award time.

"Normally, I would not comment on something like this," says Obama. But he explains that, two weeks ago during the budget debate with Republicans in Congress, he found that the biggest news story was about his birth certificate.

"Today I'm very proud of myself because I've accomplished something that nobody else was able to accomplish," says Trump [..].
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:48am Carmichael:

OK, Cheri Pi: Queen II, Sheer Heart Attack, and Night at the Opera all say at the bottom of the credits, "No Synthesizers!" Day at the Races proclaims, "No Synths!" The Game says, "This is the first appearance of a synthesizer on a Queen album, the Oberlein OD3."

I think I got the model # correct; I'm a little hungover.
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:49am Vivian:

When will the media cease giving air time to Trump? I wish he would shut his pie hole.
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:50am glenn:

or maybe he could declare bankruptcy again.
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:50am Cheri Pi:

Good for you Carmichael! I'm a little hung over as well.
This is great info-I hope I can remember it all in order to solve last weekends drunken, Wikipedia-free argument.
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:52am Mark:

How is Donald Trump gonna be President, he can't even get a restaurant built at Jones Beach
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:54am Dan B From Upstate:

Fried ice cream is ultra delicious.
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:54am Trump's hair:

We are control all your ballots.
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:54am Happy Listener:

Ohaiyou Bakkayarou!

It's an Oberheim, Carmichael.
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:55am pierre:

there you have a recipe Ken : http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/emeril-lagasse/fried-ice-cream-recipe/index.html
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:55am Vivian:

Not snickerdoodles but scotcharoos! Ken, where are my vegan scotcharoos? Did Trump raid my mailbox & take my scotcharoos?
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:56am Carmichael:

If you don't have any Slim Pickens, Scatman Crothers may be a good sub.
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:56am slim whitman:

i'm callin you, ken
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:57am Ken:

You can excpectorate your Scotcheroos very sooon Vivian!
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:58am Dickdong:

Slim Dusty - The Pub With No Beer - I have it in my 78's collection
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:58am Carmichael:

Thanks, Happy!
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:59am Frank Ifield:

I called him first.
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:59am tony:

"somebody's gonna have to go back and get a shit load of dimes" - slim pickens
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:59am Happy Listener:

No problem, I love the sound of an Oberheim.

On another note, I got my swag today - thank you, Winged Monkeys!
  Wed. 4/27/11 10:59am Vivian:

Fantastic Ken! Just keep it under your lid, I don't want Trump or his henchman Palin lurking around my mailbox.
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:00am Lauren Bacall:

Bogie called me Slim in To Have and Have Not. I was nineteen.
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:01am Frank Ifield:

Actually, I remembered him first. Sorry Slim.
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:01am Happy Listener:

The image for the Springfields suggests an ancestor for Sonic the Hedgehog, I think.
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:02am Carmichael:

"Listen to me, Mr. Hiney Kraut. I met your kind in WW2, and we kicked the SHIT out of ya!"
-- Slim Pickens
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:03am seang:

just heard Bongo Joe for the first time--blew my mind!
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:05am Dickdong:

seang - you're no longer an innocent little doggie.
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:08am Dick Tionary:

I spy with my little eye: golden showers allusion.
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:10am Trump's Hair:

I meant: All your ballot are belong to us.
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:12am Dickdong:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLQkMpAtzrM
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:12am Mark Watkins:

Hi Ken
Really enjoying the show - listening here in the UK (on line). Good to hear the Flying Lizards, Wire, Just Water and more! Cool!
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:14am Ken:

Thanks Mark Watkins!
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:15am Carmichael:

Boy, not only soft porn today but some lesbo action in the Puffy gif.

You're hitting on all cylinders today, Ken!
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:16am seang:

FMU is my anti-depressant
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:18am BSI:

FMU is my anti-perspirant.
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:18am BSI:

...and sometimes, on good days, my perspirant.
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:18am Lizardner Dave:

FMU is my comma zero, comma zero, colon backslash.
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:20am Aaron:

PONYTAIL!!!!
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:21am pierre:

FMU is my proof !
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:24am Mike:

FMU is my MFU.
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:24am Carmichael:

FMU is my grain alcohol.
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:25am -Bronwyn C.:

Birthers still not satisfied, demanding b. cert be examined by Scientists and Experts!
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:25am pierre:

Ken is my first ever listen show on fmu
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:27am -max-:

Welcome Pierre! So glad you found us.
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:27am pierre:

envie de Ken (?) anyone ?
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:28am piaf:

kenvie. la vie en ken.
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:28am pierre:

Hi maw, well i meant not right now, i've been listening now since 2009
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:29am Mike:

@Bronwyn: the Birth Certificate is a fake, but I know what really happened. Clearly, Obama was conceived and born in space. That's why everyone is so hush hush about the sex-in-space issue.
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:30am pierre:

"Ken" is "Nique" in reverse french slang, and that means "sexual intercourse" so it is always soft porn here.
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:30am Barry:

I was born in orbit around Uranus! What's that name of the Attendant? Smilau? Smilar? Smilan? What?
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:30am Carmichael:

<knock, knock>
- Who is it?
- Pepperoni pizza! Here's the pizza. <zipppp> And here's the pepperoni!!

Actual soft porn dialogue.
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:31am Robert:

This reader sounds blase.
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:31am Elisa:

God just hates Berlusconi...he loves everyone else.

I sent you my photo from Italia with WFMU t-shirt...no naked photos today.
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:31am Melissa Drifting:

I'm glad I still get to listen to porn while I'm at work!
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:31am thesein:

I love his bored inflection and sighs...
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:33am kczmrk:

Ken, I love you - you made my day. <3
This is so nasty, so nasty
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:33am Elisa:

Wow the pizza is so...cheesy.
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:33am Carmichael:

Awesome White Plains cover!! This guy rules!
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:34am Cheri Pi:

Is it me, or does the pron reader sound a little judgy? I noticed some condescending sighs here and there. If this is a non- profit Org I feel like the readers should use a dispassionate, informative voice. Just the facts please.
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:35am Birthers:

Never knew his mom's name was Stanley. Whassup Widdat?
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:35am monica:

on the street where you live! now yer talkin'!
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:35am rst-wiley:

Scripts to computerized voice. Oo[]ah.
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:35am -Bronwyn C.:

I love the woman who reads for Porn for the Blind and puts in little asides—"She has a pierced belly button, so that's fancy."
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:36am Robert:

You made up that title, didn't you?
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:36am Nazi:

He izz not singing no pizza, schtopp ziss farsss!
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:37am Robert:

You're not allowed to mash up the titles unless you mash up the music. Them's the rules.
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:38am Ken:

Take your complaints to Rex Dildo, Beeyatches.
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:38am Elisa:

Don't stop f★cks? Why would you want to stop them here??
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:39am Ken:

The government makes it illegal for us to play Fuck on the radio Elisa! Buckets of chicken and Rex Dildo are fine though. Go figure!
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:40am Carmichael:

Ken, Barry Manilow? Playing awful music is not the same as playing bad music.
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:40am paul:

awesome
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:40am Government:

Psst, on the downlow. We LUVVVVVVVV dildos.
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:41am Elisa:

I see...LOL!!
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:41am Cecile:

I miss jingles.
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:41am Porn-blind:

Oh come now! I LOVE the Manilow medley!!!
Did Manilow write these or something???
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:41am Skirkie:

You ever get the Luca Brasi at Luca Brasi's? It's a tuna sub.
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:41am Lizardner Dave:

It's Barry's jingles Carmichael, which coupled with the fact that WFMU is non-commercial makes it doubly ironic, and double irony cancels out making it non-ironic and therefore OK to play.
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:42am Government:

@Lizardner Dave: I just got really dizzy.
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:42am Marmalade Kitty:

commercial Scum!!!!!!!!
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:43am efd:

Carmichael, if I may - "Love Grows Where My Rosemary Goes" was by Edison Lighthouse. White Plains' one hit was "My Baby Loves Lovin'."
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:43am Cecile:

PB: Manilow either wrote the melodies and/'or sang them.
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:43am Government:

efd, resident year 1970 expert.
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:43am Scratcher SunTerrace:

Life on the down low leads to Manilow.
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:43am Ken:

Thank you for explaining the rules, Lizardner Dave.
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:43am Lizardner Dave:

Comma zero.
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:44am Dan B From Upstate:

I dont' know if I deserve a break today...
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:44am efd:

although Tony Burrows was singing both, so the confusion is understandable.
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:45am Lizardner Dave:

His name is Luca.
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:46am -Bronwyn C.:

Listener Dan B. from Upstate! Thank you for adopting the Listener Dan B. from Upstate Thunk Tank!
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:46am Suzanne:

"My name is Luca,
I sleep in a fishy bed."
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:47am 24 days left:

Ken, have you heard about the end of the world?
familyradio.com
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:48am Dan B From Upstate:

Bronwyn C, thank you to you and Jay for the marvelous show. I'm a podcast listener, so I don't get to participate, but I love listening regardless!
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:48am Government:

@24 days: Thanks for solving that budget issue. I really couldn't figure ANYTHING out.
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:49am Ike:

Barry Manilow needs to be devoured by flesh-eating bacteria.
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:50am Trite Sports Announcer:

*THAT"S* gotta hurt.
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:50am Scratcher SunTerrace:

Is there such a thing as fluff-eating bacteria?
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:51am Elisa:

Unfortunately, I have to before the show ends...have a good one Ken and WFMU listeners.....Ciao.
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:51am Carmichael:

Thanks Lizardner and efd, I'm hungover, grouchy and loaded with work. And I'm an English major, so the irony cancellation formula is totally lost on me. As is the Tony Burrows 60s group separation theorem.
But I have the Joey Levine musical string theory nailed. Go figure.
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:51am Ken:

Yes, what's the date for the end of the world again?
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:51am Cecile:

I think there are way more people who deserve that death than mild old Bazza.a
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:52am Dan B From Upstate:

...Oh... *snap* it around. I'm glad I read that before saying something out loud.
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:52am Brian in UK:

Was 'When You are a King' not a hit in the US for White Plains? This is going downwards fast!
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:52am Skirkie:

May 21, there,s a billboard on the South Wing Viaduct. I'm gonna get together and drink with my fellow heathens.
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:52am Ike:

OK, good point. Dick Cheney and Axl Rose first.
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:52am Wack Jobs:

http://www.familyradio.com/graphical/literature/judgment/judgment.html
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:53am Brian in UK:

Ken It was due yesterday but delayed due to over running engineering works.
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:54am hamburger / london:

woa - anyone happen to know who drew them dancing forest critters?
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:55am Brian in UK:

Crass next eh' Ken?
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:56am Dan B From Upstate:

201-200-9368 if you want to end the show!
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:57am Ike:

Wait, isn't it 201-209-9368 for calls? Or is it? Shit.
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:58am Dan B From Upstate:

You're right, Ike. (I doubted Ken would take a Michelle in Green Bay type call anyway.)
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:58am Carmichael:

Call 'em both, just to be safe.
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:59am Let's End It Here:

Ken sounds like he's on the phone. Will he hang up on himself?
  Wed. 4/27/11 11:59am Dan B From Upstate:

Ken hung up on himself!
  Wed. 4/27/11 12:00pm Lizardner Dave:

"Don't cry for me, I'm already dead" - Barney Gumble.
  Wed. 4/27/11 12:01pm Let's End It Here:

For this playlist, the phone service should be AT&A
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