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Options March 23, 2011: Live at UCB: Andy Gets His Nipple Pierced (guests: a Jon Lovitz proxy; Jolie Holland; Sara Taksler; Mike Colameco)

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  Wed. 3/23/11 6:14pm Surgeon:

Scalpel, nurse.
  Wed. 3/23/11 6:18pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Is he gonna cook something?
  Wed. 3/23/11 6:19pm Matt from Springfield:

To make sure he's not food-styling for the radio audience, please have him eat some of his food on mike.
  Wed. 3/23/11 6:19pm Danne D:

I'm assuming the guards are posted at the door to prevent Andy's escape?
  Wed. 3/23/11 6:19pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Maybe cook something with balloon animals?
  Wed. 3/23/11 6:20pm Danne D:

Wow, so Andy is along the lines of me with food. That's pretty sad.
  Wed. 3/23/11 6:21pm Jasperodus:

For Andy -- animal crackers.
  Wed. 3/23/11 6:21pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Danne D, is that true?

What's the problem?
  Wed. 3/23/11 6:23pm Danne D:

Rather not go into it Mr. Johnny. Not a proud thing but 'tis true.

Anyhow to my original point - you realize that it's no coincidence that Elmo is colored red, right?
  Wed. 3/23/11 6:23pm Robert:

As you may know, I object to involuntary piercings. But on the up side, if they're really big rings, will they be like stirrups that Ken can ride Andy by?
  Wed. 3/23/11 6:24pm MISTER JOHNNY:

This is it!
  Wed. 3/23/11 6:24pm ben drinken:

braised nipple sounds very appetizing right now after that know it all cooking guy
  Wed. 3/23/11 6:24pm hamburger:

have to admit, I secretly want Andy to bail out kicking and screaming like a wild animal...
  Wed. 3/23/11 6:24pm Danne D:

Whoa the piercing dude is named Ernie? On the same day they have a PBS dude on. What are the odds?

Btw, I sense Robert is coming around a little...
  Wed. 3/23/11 6:24pm Dan B From Upstate:

Should I be sad that there is no webcam tonight?
  Wed. 3/23/11 6:25pm PMD:

If I were Andy I wouldn't let them do it until all the money was in. It's easy to pledge to get it to happen...
  Wed. 3/23/11 6:25pm Hopey:

Is this really going to happen?
  Wed. 3/23/11 6:25pm MISTER JOHNNY:

ANDY sounds so defeated.

It's not funny now.
  Wed. 3/23/11 6:26pm Danne D:

I agree Dan B, nipple cam would've been great.

Perhaps if the camera just focused on Andy's nipples it would clear any UCB restrictions. But alas that's the way it goes.
  Wed. 3/23/11 6:27pm Matt from Springfield:

Maybe some photos will be posted later? Is anyone there taking pictures for the blog?
  Wed. 3/23/11 6:27pm MISTER JOHNNY:

What kind of accent does the nipple piercer have?

It's kinda weird.
  Wed. 3/23/11 6:27pm Matt from Springfield:

Ohhhhh, BURN! Sarcastic piercer indeed! Which is more painful, his needle or his barbs!
  Wed. 3/23/11 6:28pm Dan B From Upstate:

Beth's music is making this scarier than it already is....
  Wed. 3/23/11 6:28pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Are they putting in a a big ring or what?
  Wed. 3/23/11 6:29pm tim:

Possibly wrong, but nonetheless inside scoop: I am almost positive that someone -- some blessed person - is shooting video. And check Flickr for wfmu-related photos.
  Wed. 3/23/11 6:30pm What a Hoot:

Beth playing "What'll I Do?" as bed music for this.
  Wed. 3/23/11 6:30pm MISTER JOHNNY:

What if ANDY gets hepatitis C?

That would be a hoot!
  Wed. 3/23/11 6:30pm Dan B From Upstate:

I love when Andy's in trouble. Aw, man. No, man. Not cool, man!
  Wed. 3/23/11 6:30pm hamburger:

Why is Andy not even attempting to weasel out!???
  Wed. 3/23/11 6:31pm PMD:

I wonder if he'll be able to breast feed after this?
  Wed. 3/23/11 6:32pm Hopey:

It's really happening...
  Wed. 3/23/11 6:32pm MISTER JOHNNY:

More BLOOD!!!
  Wed. 3/23/11 6:32pm What a Hoot:

Maybe Andy's new-model wife wants him to get a piercing.
  Wed. 3/23/11 6:33pm Robert:

Both nipples, already?
  Wed. 3/23/11 6:33pm MrFab:

So what's the snowman joke?
  Wed. 3/23/11 6:34pm MISTER JOHNNY:

I hope the nipple ring says "WFMU" in big letters.
  Wed. 3/23/11 6:34pm Hunter:

Oh for the love of crackers
  Wed. 3/23/11 6:35pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Or maybe it should say "GO TO HELL!"
  Wed. 3/23/11 6:35pm Feels Good:

Why was't there a video stream?
  Wed. 3/23/11 6:36pm ben drinken:

flicking the nipple now might raise some money for a fee
  Wed. 3/23/11 6:36pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Will ANDY have PTSD from this?
  Wed. 3/23/11 6:36pm hamburger:

and now for the nipple flute!
  Wed. 3/23/11 6:38pm Danne D:

@Feels Good - they can't do video of the UCB shows per the arrangement I believe.
  Wed. 3/23/11 6:38pm Matt from Springfield:

Rally to Restore Sanity! Go Sarah!

I was there!
  Wed. 3/23/11 6:38pm MISTER JOHNNY:

It's balloon, ANDY.
Not "bloon."
  Wed. 3/23/11 6:39pm Danne D:

I was at one of those meetings where you say your name and the guy next to me said his last name was "Dickover". Like a 12-year old I barely contained my laughter. Not my proudest moment as there were like 8 people in the room.
  Wed. 3/23/11 6:39pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Which is worse: balloon twisters or mimes?
  Wed. 3/23/11 6:40pm Danne D:

Dang Matt - I swear I thought your twitpic was going to be a picture of Andy's piercing.
  Wed. 3/23/11 6:40pm Pirate Video:

Ixnay, it's an ecretsay.
  Wed. 3/23/11 6:40pm MISTER JOHNNY:

What was DICKOVER'S first name?
  Wed. 3/23/11 6:40pm ben drinken:

balloon twisting, nipple twisting, ball twisting, radio silence at the same time.
  Wed. 3/23/11 6:40pm Danne D:

Mimes are way worse Mister Johnny. I remember a whole bunch of them approaching from across campus one time. It was the scariest thing I saw there, outside of the day the Gideons all converged on campus.
  Wed. 3/23/11 6:41pm Danne D:

@Mister Johnny LOL it was Johnny, so you're in the clear :)
  Wed. 3/23/11 6:41pm Danne D:

Colin Quinn, alumnus of MTV's Remote Control.
  Wed. 3/23/11 6:42pm Danne D:

actually it WASN'T Johnny is what I meant to say (it really wasn't)
  Wed. 3/23/11 6:43pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Mimes should have balloon animals shoved down their throats.
  Wed. 3/23/11 6:43pm nipple fear:

balloon twist Andy's nipple
  Wed. 3/23/11 6:43pm Matt from Springfield:

@Danne: Ha ha, no, I would have to BE there to do that, and I wish I was tonight!
  Wed. 3/23/11 6:44pm Fatal Flaw:

Visual balloon art on radio. Typical 7SD.
  Wed. 3/23/11 6:46pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Their gonna have a Mime on next time.
  Wed. 3/23/11 6:47pm Fatal Flaw:

And a semaphorist coming up during May sweeps.
  Wed. 3/23/11 6:48pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Julius Caesar on an Aldus lamp!
  Wed. 3/23/11 6:49pm Hopey:

A blurse.
  Wed. 3/23/11 6:50pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Too soon for dead Patrick Swayze jokes!!!
  Wed. 3/23/11 6:50pm Patrick Swayze:

I'm workin' on it! I'm workin' on it!
  Wed. 3/23/11 6:51pm MISTER JOHNNY:

How will KEN mutilate ANDY for the next marathon?
  Wed. 3/23/11 6:51pm Robert:

Takes a licking.
  Wed. 3/23/11 6:53pm Danne D:

Sounds like a great potential topic for next week's show Mister Johnny
  Wed. 3/23/11 6:53pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Remember the sun dance from "A Man Called Horse?"

Maybe ANDY could do that. Is there room in the UCB Theater?
  Wed. 3/23/11 6:54pm National Geographic:

@MISTER JOHNNY: A plate in his mouth would be interesting.
  Wed. 3/23/11 6:55pm Danne D:

@National Geographic - or a ring around his next for each $1000 raised...
  Wed. 3/23/11 6:55pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Could he chew gum with a plate in his mouth?
  Wed. 3/23/11 6:56pm National Geographic:

That was my plan, MJ. No more chomping.
  Wed. 3/23/11 6:56pm MISTER JOHNNY:

How about something from "SAW?"
  Wed. 3/23/11 6:57pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Or from "Silence of the Lambs"
  Wed. 3/23/11 6:58pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Everyone, send your best mutilation ideas to KEN!
  Wed. 3/23/11 6:59pm next year marathon:

what next?
  Wed. 3/23/11 7:00pm Danne D:

These really are getting close to the Kenny on South Park scenarios for Andy.
  Wed. 3/23/11 7:00pm National Geographic:

What would be the fundraising total for a sex reassignment surgery?
  Wed. 3/23/11 7:00pm Danne D:

I mean they've already involved the toilet literally.
  Wed. 3/23/11 7:01pm Robert:

Please, it's a whole year -- unless they try to raise that extra $1M for the performance space.
  Wed. 3/23/11 7:01pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Have you seen people with their tongues split in two?
  Wed. 3/23/11 7:01pm Danne D:

Full Body cast can be a level, Nat Geo
  Wed. 3/23/11 7:01pm Danne D:

Anyway have a good night everyone :)
  Wed. 3/23/11 7:02pm National Geographic:

Now you're getting into the proper spirit of the thing, Danne. No more Mr Nice Guy, eh?
  Wed. 3/23/11 7:02pm ben drinken:

ben fun
  Wed. 3/23/11 7:02pm Dan B From Upstate:

Wow, the show's staff is getting huge. (Not a sex joke)
  Wed. 3/23/11 7:02pm MISTER JOHNNY:

  Thu. 3/24/11 8:57am Lizardner Dave:

For what it's worth, I've seen a few episodes of Colameco's show where he's wearing a WFMU T-shirt.
  Thu. 3/24/11 10:44am lz:

Hold on, no pot brownie?
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