Professor Dum Dum's Lab:
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from December 22, 2010
Professor Dum Dum, scientist of music, performs experiments in music and human behaviour. Living, breathing volunteers subject themselves to his verbal vivisection, helping all to understand what laymen call "absurdity."
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December 22, 2010: Fill-in for Ken
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Wed. 12/22/10 9:08am
annie:
is this the krampus show? | |
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Wed. 12/22/10 9:08am
Lizardner Dave:
And here I thought this was Ken's Krampus spectacular. | |
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Wed. 12/22/10 9:11am
tsrt:
season's greetings | |
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Wed. 12/22/10 9:13am
Vicki:
Dum Dum IS Krampus! | |
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Wed. 12/22/10 9:18am
Cecile:
I just emailed Ken to ask him if Dum Dum was doing his show... | |
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Wed. 12/22/10 9:19am
Vicki:
Well he obviously is, since this is Dum Dum's show :) | |
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Wed. 12/22/10 9:20am
Cecile:
Yes, Vicki, but this was about five minutes before the comments page came up. | |
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Wed. 12/22/10 9:22am
Cecile:
be quiet, Prof. | |
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Wed. 12/22/10 9:25am
still b/p:
This is the brain crampus spectacular. | |
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Wed. 12/22/10 9:28am
Cecile:
I am taking some brain midol and heading off. Unhappy holidays, Prof. | |
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Wed. 12/22/10 9:31am
tsrt:
brain candy canings | |
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Wed. 12/22/10 9:33am
BSI:
all good. and Kenny G at 3pm..... I may just die happily cavorting in a rainbow vortex of broken teeth! | |
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Wed. 12/22/10 9:39am
Vicki:
this is excellent | |
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Wed. 12/22/10 9:43am
lee:
keeps the Blackmas spirit bright | |
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Wed. 12/22/10 9:45am
Vicki:
we ain't all Americans | |
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Wed. 12/22/10 9:46am
SharksInNorthJersey:
Love the show! | |
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Wed. 12/22/10 9:48am
Empress of Secrets:
I'd prefer Santa Klaus Kinski to be the one granting my anti-kristmas wish. | |
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Wed. 12/22/10 9:50am
Santa Klaus Wunderlich:
Ich liebe Wagner | |
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Wed. 12/22/10 9:53am
still b/p:
Santa Klaus Kinski has a bag full of tantrums to deliver. | |
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Wed. 12/22/10 9:53am
AnAnonymouseParty:
Is Prof Dum Dum European? He has a vaguely European accent. | |
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Wed. 12/22/10 9:57am
lee:
In the beginning, there was Bill Zebub. | |
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Wed. 12/22/10 9:59am
BSI:
mount pope? isn't there a law or something? | |
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Wed. 12/22/10 10:22am
Jojo:
I am not of your world But fear me not I will do you no harm Loan me your funky mind, and I shall play with it For nothing is good, unless you play with it And all that is good is nasty! Fly on, baby {mumbling..some orange haze, orange haze, it ain't purple now more...cough} Lalalala, ladada (x4) What is soul? I don't know, huh! Soul is a hamhock in your cornflakes, yeah What is soul? (hehhehheh) I don't know Huh Soul, soul is the ring around your bathtub What is soul? I don't know Huh, uh Soul is a joint rolled in toilet paper Lalalala, ladada (x3) Lalalala, ladada (ah, ah) Lalalala, ladada Boo, boo, boo, bom, bom, bom {etc} What is soul Man, I don't know, huh Soul is rusty ankles and ashy kneecaps (oh yeah) What is soul Man, I don't know Soul is chitlins foo yung (Chop chop...oh, tell 'em, brother!) What is soul Man, I told ya, I don't know Huh Soul is a hamhock in your cornflakes Oh, get on down now! Yeah Lalalala, ladada (x5) Boo, bom, boo, bom, {etc} Oh yeah {x3} Soul, soul, soul Lalalala, ladada (ah, ah) Lalalala, ladada (x6) Lalalala, ladada (ah, ah, ah) (x2) Lalalala, ladada (whoa) Lalalala, ladada Lalalala, ladada (yeah) Lalalala, ladada (whoa-oh) Lalalala, ladada (hehhehheh, cough) A joint rolled in toilet paper Heh heh heh Oh yeah, right on Yeah Yeah, yeah Soul is you Soul is you, baby (hey Calvin, it's the same damn thing) Soul is you, big mama | |
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Wed. 12/22/10 10:31am
Detroit Mac:
Oh - In a manger he lay, With a slashing whip, his skin we did flay, Holy Blood spilled on the stable hay. The Asses & Donkeys and Shepherds sang in re-joying verse, over the song of the blessed infant's screamed coursed. The thee kings arrived to late, Jesus, too early, met his fate. Dead in the manger, our souls lost, no longer saved, by that guy on the Cross. | |
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Wed. 12/22/10 10:37am
quoting djj:
'manger danger, that is' | |
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Wed. 12/22/10 10:51am
The Empress Of Secrets:
Bring me the blood of the newborn child! | |
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Wed. 12/22/10 10:51am
PKNY:
KING MF DIAMOND! \m/(>.<)\m/ | |
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Wed. 12/22/10 10:52am
MD:
THE 1000 YEAR EMPIRE IS UPON US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RULED BY ONE LITTLE MAN IN A RED SUIT!!!!!! HALE SANTA CLAUSE...FIRST WE TAKE NEW YORK THEN WE TAKE BERLIN!!!!!!!!!! | |
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Wed. 12/22/10 10:56am
MD:
YES I WROTE HALE... | |
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Wed. 12/22/10 11:00am
Another DS:
Would you play Pantagruel's Nativity by Gentle Giant | |
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Wed. 12/22/10 11:03am
AnAnonymousParty:
Metal heads are like Marines. | |
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Wed. 12/22/10 11:06am
ted:
Go Pam! | |
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Wed. 12/22/10 11:09am
ted:
Twas the night before Beltane and all through Tintagle One could hear Gorlois grumbling; relations were fragile Morgause was complaining for she hated to spin, And she dreamed of the day when some king’s heart she’d win. Igraine was conflicted for she was by Christians married While Morgause taunted Morgaine calling her born of the fairies. Castle windows were shuttered to keep cold winds out The army was stationed to ward off Saxon louts When out in the courtyard one could hear the inquisitors For it seems in the night had come two pagan visitors Viviane and the Merlin as heralds came to bring News that Igraine would bear the newborn king. Igraine thought the news could have been delivered smoother Till she realized the new king’s Daddy was Uther. Uther marched with his knights carrying flask and flagon And he slew Gorlois, did this man called Pendragon. So Igraine and Uther wed or should I say were hand fasted And thank Goddess for we can’t have a king who’s a bastard. So came to be Arthur who couldn’t stay on a horse So he was sent away to study old ways of course Viviane took Morgaine in the still of the night To the Avalon Isle for to study the sight It was there on the Tor where her cousin she met The handsome and tall but confused Lancelet They two chatted away and almost they kissed Till they heard some waif crying off in the mist And who was this whiner whom their moment did mar It was the Leodegranz daughter, the fair Gwenhwyfar. She had strayed from the path and she shook like a kitten But one look in her eyes and young Lance, he was smitten. Now in a happy story he would just date her But this is Avalon and we’ll get back to that later. So for years Arthur studied until Merlin’s kind hand So the ways of the Druid world he’d understand. And now as a young man when summer solstice came It was time for Arthur’s first taste of Beltane. Please cover the kiddies' ears for there’s no way I can blunt this-- The Once and Future King shagged the Virgin Huntress! Now this should be no problem for an eligible young mister But it seems Arthur’d lain with his own older sister. So Gwydion was born from the rites of this feast And father Columba would have called him a beast. So Morgaine sent him off to Morgause to be reared For the wrath of the Christians was something she feared. Morgause though the years had done by herself well. Lot of Orkney she married and being Queen she thought swell. But she lusted for more for High Queen was real power So she popped out male babies and plotted hour by hour. She schooled the young men both her own and her foster Her ambition was ravenous and it never lost her. While in Camelot there was peace but just maybe There were troubles a-brewing for there was no baby. And so once again ‘round came the summer Beltane When every young lion wants to show off his mane. Arthur, Lance, and his knights they drank in a free way And later that night ended up in a three-way. Even this produced no baby - only possible scandal And the guilt of this tryst was more than sweet Gwen could handle. She came under the influence of Bishop Patricius Whose views Arthur and Merlin thought at best were just specious. With apparently no heir and a kingdom to run, Arthur mused to himself being king isn’t fun. So he tried everything, even changing his banner But all was for naught - no young prince for the manor. Then Viviane and Merlin (remember those two?) Trundled way up to Orkney to see what they could do. They revealed to young Gwydion that his father was Art Causing he and Morgause to hatch the ultimate plot. With her hunger for power being most avaricious She and Gwydion set a trap that was evil and vicious. So stepped into the trap Gwen and Lancelet Proving that one’s clothes one should never forget. Thus shrouded in shame they fled into the night Leaving Arthur without his best friend for the fight. For the Saxon advances put them right at the door And with knights out Grail hunting chance of victory was poor. Gawaine was now dead at Lancelet’s hand And Balin was banished from Arthur’s great land For he’d slain Viviane who’d shown mercy to Priscilla But in his twisted mind he thought she really did kill her. So it was Arthur and Gwydion left to protect the realm But Gwydion secretly wanted to be at the helm And as Gwydion quested Arthur’s power to smother With swords they advanced only to kill each other. Now Morgause was forlorn for she never would tower As the High Queen who yields the ultimate power. And so she slunk of through the mists and the muck Crying Happy Beltane to all and to all a good ........... | |
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Wed. 12/22/10 11:10am
ted:
Go Pam! | |
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Wed. 12/22/10 11:17am
PKNY:
First King Diamond, now Candlemass! You are keeping it real, indeed. | |
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Wed. 12/22/10 11:31am
dd:
A sparkling Shade of Hate embraced the whole horizon A shadow of horror is risen The Sun is bent Consumed with deepest sins Terror rains from the skies Above your visions, a circumradiant Sun And in your eyes, vibrant with echoes A deafening and never-ending commotion The path of the angel is a firmament of tears Fawn blazes of fury from the first eye of god Moloch, Chamos, Baalim, Astarte In inferno reigned the enchanters of pain We write the scriptures of moans He who hath loved through death and life inverted Hell was not so dark a labrynth to hide his face | |
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Wed. 12/22/10 11:40am
amiad:
The professor?Is it back? | |
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Wed. 12/22/10 11:51am
ifny:
my kind of xmas music. | |
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Wed. 12/22/10 11:59am
Shortest Verse in the Bible:
Jesus wept. | |
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