Favoriting Seven Second Delay with Ken and Andy: Playlist from August 11, 2010 Favoriting

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Favoriting August 11, 2010: Andy's Last Ever Prank Phone Call

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Listener comments!

  6:02pm
John McCabe in LA:

hi people
  6:03pm
Mr. Johnny:

Love the show!
  6:04pm
Dan B From Upstate:

I love NPR!
  6:04pm
John McCabe in LA:

you can't believe you got through
  6:05pm
Mr. Johnny:

JMiLA- what's Frangry up to?
  6:05pm
agent hoopz:

plz lord let this title be untrue.
  6:07pm
Prank Phones:

Shit, now we're obsolete as MySpace.
  6:08pm
Prank Phones:

Can't believe we love the show. Yes, it *is* hard to believe...
  6:09pm
Mr. Johnny:

What's the topic tonight?
  6:09pm
John McCabe in LA:

she is coming home from work and probably eating at a cafe for dinner right now she will get on her tumblr blog in an hr or so
  6:10pm
Danne D:

Moving was an awesome movie btw :)
I was so proud to say that I met the man who made it as I watched!
  6:10pm
Mr. Johnny:

Where does she work?
  6:10pm
Danne D:

Don't Do it Ken!

You'll bankrupt the station!
  6:11pm
Mr. Johnny:

What's the phone number?
  6:12pm
Listener zero:

201-209-9368

Listener zero weighing in to rain on everybody's parade -- why did the fishing show not take place?
  6:12pm
Danne D:

Usually it's 201-209-9368

Sometimes it's not.
  6:12pm
Mr. Johnny:

How many times has Andy been married?
  6:12pm
Alex G. Bell:

For this I labored? Thank God I'm deaf.
  6:14pm
Window Ledge:

I'm right over here, stupid.
  6:14pm
Danne D:

Hmm, maybe I can audit this course, I'm actually in Trenton as I type this.
  6:15pm
Mr. Johnny:

$850,000 for a kitchen?
What kind of kitchen do you get for that kind of dough?
  6:15pm
Dan B From Upstate:

One with several round the clock chefs.
  6:15pm
Adjunct Teaching Salary:

Normally about 2000-2500 for a 14-week course. Good luck with the mortgage.
  6:16pm
Danne D:

Why do I think this'll end up as some sort of Clockwork Orange deal where once he makes this call there'll be like a million prank revenge calls to Andy?
  6:16pm
Louis Lame:

life ruiner
  6:16pm
Mr. Johnny:

A dime for a phone call?
Was that a hundred years ago?
  6:17pm
Danne D:

Andy's Bowels - I thought what happens at Jose Tejas stays at Jose Tejas
  6:17pm
Listener John:

Hey, couldn't Andy get a job as an artist in residence at a 4-year university with a communications program, such as Rutgers? Or one that has a film program, such as NYU? Perhaps he should apply for GENIUS in residence.
  6:18pm
Adjunct Teaching Salary:

See above
  6:18pm
agent hoopz:

this is all so sad.
  6:19pm
Danne D:

I wonder what a "Little Ken and Andy" show would be like (ala "Little Monk")
  6:19pm
Vincent Van G.:

No one appreciates artists like me and Andy till after we've done away with ourselves.
  6:20pm
Mr. Johnny:

Alan Arkin was in the "Jerky Boys" movie!!!
  6:20pm
Danne D:

To be good, this prank phone must require an old woman crying.
  6:21pm
Danne D:

wow, I'm actually on the same wave length as ken
  6:21pm
?:

Skype. Directory.
  6:22pm
monster.com:

The job market for cruel misanthropes is not huge at the moment.
  6:22pm
Listener zero:

I think I heard the garbage truck in the parking lot.
  6:23pm
Danne D:

Jerky Boys movie:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110189/
  6:23pm
Mr. Johnny:

Couldn't Tom Scharpling give Andy a job?
  6:23pm
Listener zero:

A great prank phone call idea is to look up personal ads like from craiglist and then call the people who solicited them. Then you make the conversation about an intentional misunderstanding of the original ad.
  6:24pm
agent hoopz:

CRAIGSLIST. yes.
  6:24pm
Dan B From Upstate:

I miss the studio audience. Those shows were so depressing!
  6:25pm
Dan B From Upstate:

You know... there's no rule saying Andy can only make one call this hour. Just as long as he doesn't make any more after seven PM!
  6:25pm
Danne D:

Hmm, this Andy prank idea of calling the studio is kinda like the plot calling the kettle black.
  6:25pm
hamburger:

just tuned in.. never heard an andy crank call - would love to hear a craigslist one
  6:25pm
Listener John:

Hey Adjunct Teaching Salary: He'd have to be in some separately-funded institute or have some kind of chair that has a line on the university budget. He could probably endow his own chair, or maybe get WFMU listeners to pledge at next week's show (and the week after that, etc. etc.)
  6:26pm
Oscar:

Whatever you call, don't call 678-7743.
  6:26pm
Bad Ronald:

Call an airline and ask to book a flight from JFK to the new mosque at ground zero once it's erected.
  6:28pm
Listener zero:

What Bad Ronald said. Become politically RELEVANT again like during that Cartoon of Death show.
  6:28pm
Mr. Johnny:

Could Andy be gay-programmed?
  6:28pm
Danne D:

Really Andy should just call Don McLean and come full circle
  6:29pm
Adjunct Teaching Salary:

Good luck getting that approved, Listener John. Contact a Chancellor and ask for a meeting. *After* you have all the money *in hand*.

Actually, if you have all the money in hand, just give it to Andy, and cut out an organization as self-serving and controlling as a large university.
  6:30pm
Dan B From Upstate:

We all already know Andy's cell phone number.
  6:30pm
Listener zero:

I don't. I was asleep during that marathon show. :-(
  6:31pm
Dan B From Upstate:

Ah, well, it's 201- *is taken away by ninjas*
  6:32pm
Danne D:

In a moment of weakness I promised Ken I would cease calling as an act of mercy

Still think my "Welcome To Hell" text was inspired though :)
  6:32pm
New Jersey University System:

The Trenton branch is the only branch in the state scarier than the Newark branch.
  6:33pm
Danne D:

Sounds like a great idea for next week: "Andy tries to find a working pay phone"
  6:34pm
?:

just turn off caller id on the cell phone?
  6:35pm
Listener zero:

Hashing out this call for another ten minutes is going to be GREAT COMEDY! :D
  6:35pm
Danne D:

Andy should ask the person to meet him at the Howard Johnson's restaurant
  6:36pm
Danne D:

and to be sure to bring their 8-track tapes too
  6:36pm
Comedy:

Ask me to meet you. That might help.
  6:37pm
agent hoopz:

BOB DYLAN ANDY.
  6:38pm
Bored Op:

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
  6:38pm
Danne D:

something like this actually happened where I worked. This guy who was in a group home or something kept dialing for his mom but had a wrong number. It was actually kinda sad :(
  6:39pm
Listener zero:

Behind every piece of comedy there is a tragedy left untold.
  6:40pm
Danne D:

Comedy is you falling down a manhole
Tragedy is me stubbing my toe.

-Alan King
  6:40pm
Mr. Johnny:

How's Frangry's butt doing?
  6:40pm
PMD:

Glad there's audience participation in thisone.
  6:41pm
Cottage cheese:

How do you think it's doing?
  6:41pm
Listener zero:

Danne D, did you ever call in?
  6:42pm
Mr. Johnny:

Not too bad, for it's age.
  6:42pm
Dead Air:

I roooooooooooooooolllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!
  6:43pm
Danne D:

See for your self, Johnny :)
http://shutupweirdo.com/post/881916409/as-promised-the-2010-shut-up-weirdo-butt-off-i

@listener zero: tonight or to last week's SUW?
  6:44pm
Mr. Johnny:

Listening to this episode is a chore.
  6:44pm
Danne D:

I have to break down and admit that I laughed at andy's "phone bingo" comment
  6:44pm
Listener zero:

Danne D: ever.

Mr. Johnny: I am having GREAT FUN (trainwreck fan).
  6:45pm
mary Wessling:

Why don't they have a caller send them a number of someone they know who is home and who will answer their phone?
  6:45pm
Mr. Johnny:

I done like it.
I LOVE it!
  6:45pm
listener 108365:

the fatal flaw approacheth--caller ID
  6:45pm
PMD:

why doesn't andy do the blow by blow in the mickey mouse voice?
  6:45pm
Listener John:

Hey, Adjunct Teaching Salary: Wouldn't it help to discredit an organization as self-serving & controlling as a large university, if Andy had an endowed chair?
I'm not enthusiastic about higher education myself -- whenever I get a chance, I tell the younger generation "Stay out of the humanities, kids -- it's a long hard road to hell."
  6:46pm
Adjunct Teaching Salary:

Almost as long and hard as the plan you proposed!
  6:46pm
Danne D:

Heck L-zero, I've called plenty of times.
My first call to this show was on an episode called "20 Questions" from like '93 I think or something like that. They put $25 into Western Union and the password was the answer to a 20-questions game. Would love to hear it as a rerun some day.
  6:47pm
Mr. Johnny:

Does anyone think that Andy has ever been bowling?
If yes, what was his score?
  6:47pm
Listener zero:

I don't recall your name being said on the air.....
  6:47pm
Hollywood:

It's back to script doctoring and work on spec, Andy Boy.
  6:48pm
Danne D:

My favorite interaction with Andy probably was when I was working the phone room during the marathon a few years ago. Andy decided to call in and see how we answered the phone. Once I realized who it was, I said "Oh, it's Andy" and hung up. Quality.
  6:48pm
Mr. Johnny:

Call a Bowling Alley, Andy!
  6:48pm
Autoerotic Lizard:

I'm still autoeroticizing here can u pleeez stop calling me!!!!
  6:49pm
Danne D:

I usually don't self-identify with Danne D in any calls I make. I also call SUW more ofter than SSD these days.

About 90% of my calls are utter failures.

I'm better as a board commentator :)

Have you ever called, L-zero?
  6:49pm
Lounge Lizard:

Haven't I seen you here before, sweetcheeks?
  6:49pm
Listener zero:

Danne D: yeah, several times, to rain on their parade. was on the air only once, though.
  6:49pm
Mr. Johnny:

Is this the worst show ever?
  6:50pm
T.Quirk:

I think it might be coming around.
  6:50pm
djspidermanZ:

Great show-- reminds me a bit of "foot fone" we used to play when drunk. randomlly slap the phone with foot until get a call and then busk a bit of punking--- soooo juveniley delicious---- WFMU rules
  6:50pm
Mr. Johnny:

Call Red at the Tube Bar. That would be funny.
  6:50pm
Danne D:

which show - is it in the archive?

I have to say that I've heard worse from them, Johnny.
  6:50pm
Tom Sharpling:

This is why Seven Second Delay is truly the finest of all WFMU shows.
  6:51pm
7SD historian:

Out of 20 years of shows, it would take a lot of archive listening to determine the worst evAR.
  6:51pm
T.Quirk:

Andy plays senile very naturally.
  6:51pm
Danne D:

What bowling alley closes at 7pm?
  6:51pm
Red:

If I find you I'll cut your guts open and show you all the black stuff you have inside of you.
  6:51pm
hamburger:

hahaha
  6:51pm
Dan B From Upstate:

I gotta' admit... I AM laughing...
  6:52pm
Danne D:

great reference!
  6:52pm
Mr. Johnny:

Both Ken & Andy sound very demoralized.
  6:52pm
7SD historian:

And why the hell not, Mr. J.?
  6:52pm
Danne D:

OMG! It actually worked?!??
  6:53pm
Danne D:

can't be the worst show ever. actual evidence of premise success
  6:53pm
Skirkie:

I feel a little bad for liking this.
  6:53pm
Dan B From Upstate:

Wow. This is just like Lost!
  6:53pm
PMD:

"Now I can die"
  6:53pm
T.Quirk:

how long is that theme song? 6 minutes?
  6:53pm
ange:

"now you can die, and I just feel like dying."
  6:54pm
Mr. Johnny:

They should make a t-shirt about this show.
  6:54pm
Danne D:

Andy should spend a week listening to old Seven Second Delays for inspiration
  6:54pm
Listener zero:

How about we all die? We can pull a Jonestown!
  6:55pm
7SD historian:

Koolaid, comin' right up. On the house!
  6:55pm
Mr. Johnny:

You mean Jonesville Station.
  6:55pm
forked tongue:

Silvio Breckman should make more prank calls on future shows!
  6:55pm
T.Quirk:

I think we all deserve an apology for this show.
  6:55pm
Skirkie:

You're supposed to be out of pay phone money remember?
  6:55pm
Jim:

Drink it
  6:55pm
Danne D:

good god - you know Ken's demoralized when he's reading the comments board
  6:55pm
Lizardner Dave:

The cub scouts were still worse.
  6:56pm
forked tongue:

ANDY's last, not necessarily SILVIO's!
  6:56pm
7SD historian:

Call a Chinese restaurant and request an order of Chop Suey Cide
  6:56pm
?:

sylvio breckman needs to live!!!!
  6:56pm
ange:

good news! crazy legs conti is down for the dart idea!
  6:56pm
agent hoopz:

the cub scouts episode is great? i can never tell if the haters are being sarcastic.
  6:57pm
Mr. Johnny:

Program Andy Gay!!!!
  6:57pm
Michael:

sylvio breckman sleeps with the fishes.
  6:57pm
Lizardner Dave:

Silvio Breckman should get a Twitter feed. It should have updates once a day that say "Where's my son to pick me up at the bowling alley?"
  6:57pm
Dan B From Upstate:

I need to find the cub scouts episode, I think.
  6:57pm
Skirkie:

I think you mean Furio, Ken
  6:58pm
7SD historian:

Laughing themselves to death in despair. Brutal.
  6:58pm
Mr. Johnny:

I want a refund.
  6:58pm
Skirkie:

Silvio was the one who played in Bruce Springsteen's band.
  6:58pm
Listener John:

Yeah, Silvio was the sharp dresser who was Tony's consigliere.
  6:59pm
Danne D:

Have a good night SSD fans!
  6:59pm
Frangry's Butt:

See you later
  7:01pm
Listener zero:

night night
  7:01pm
poutWest:

Yeah, so you call the guy and he is nice enough to do the favor for you and so in the end ... We have one less nice person on the planet because he saw through your scam... good work!
  7:03pm
Cottage cheese:

Frangry's butt has eyes? Gruesome.
  7:06pm
Frangry:

One brown eye!
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