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Options July 14, 2010: Tonight's Programme: The Seven Second Delay Secret Handshake

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  Wed. 7/14/10 6:02pm Guessing:

The secret handshake involves Andy slipping his hand in your pocket to lift your wallet.
  Wed. 7/14/10 6:04pm Skippy:

The secret handshake should involve peanut butter!
  Wed. 7/14/10 6:04pm Unemployment:

I only last 99 weeks, dude. Better come up with something.
  Wed. 7/14/10 6:06pm Former Secret Society Member:

Remember:
"The typical secret handshake involves placing one's fingers or thumbs in a particular position, one that will be recognized by fellow members while seeming to be a normal handshake to non-members."
  Wed. 7/14/10 6:08pm Maybe...:

Even the very discussion of the secret handshake is a secret.

Fatal flaw found.

Show over.
  Wed. 7/14/10 6:09pm ?:

Imploded already, eh?
  Wed. 7/14/10 6:10pm Unemployment Office:

Why are you doing an upaid show when you should be sending out resumes? Just asking.
  Wed. 7/14/10 6:11pm Mortgage Holder:

Do you have a 12-month contingency fund on hand? Just asking
  Wed. 7/14/10 6:13pm Irwin:

Andy's resume isn't that impressive, but it's printed on very expensive paper!
  Wed. 7/14/10 6:16pm PMD:

On unused Monk scripts?
  Wed. 7/14/10 6:20pm ?:

Even Ken's descriptions of his children make me think, "Awwww". I love that they bridge the age and sex gap with things like their secret handshake.
  Wed. 7/14/10 6:22pm Disastrogirl:

The handshake needs to have a creepy palm tickle in it.
  Wed. 7/14/10 6:25pm Lizardner Dave:

I'll have to listen to the completion of this concept failure on archive tomorrow. Looking forward to it. Good night.
  Wed. 7/14/10 6:25pm Danielle:

Hi Ken and Andy!!!
I can't believe that I got through! My husband and I are listening from the Columbia River Gorge in Oregon. We have a question for you guys:
Question: Why did the Goose cross the road?
Answer: It's the chicken's day off!!

Secret handshake advice: high five, spin around, kick your heels together and shout, "Ken rocks!"
  Wed. 7/14/10 6:26pm ?:

Losing the will to listen...
  Wed. 7/14/10 6:26pm SilverBridge:

It should start with the fake a handshake slick back your hair move. Then move on to the creepy palm tickle.
  Wed. 7/14/10 6:26pm sandy:

Start with a regular handshake and build from that
  Wed. 7/14/10 6:26pm ?:

God Bless You and Your Work
  Wed. 7/14/10 6:27pm Tipsy Hussle:

She forgot to say Bababooey
  Wed. 7/14/10 6:28pm sandy:

Omg, rusty trombone, surprising
  Wed. 7/14/10 6:28pm Lizardner Dave:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rusty_trombone

Once again, good night.
  Wed. 7/14/10 6:28pm Scream!!!!!:

Callers creepin' me out bigtime, man!!!!!!
  Wed. 7/14/10 6:29pm hamburger:

secret handshake, meet, meet, offer handshake, no movement, 7 second delay, almost like a snub, but then, a warm smile, wink, and a hug... and then a trip to a bar.. I dunnnnno! :)
  Wed. 7/14/10 6:29pm heil:

shouldn't the secret handshake involve "heil hitler" somehow?
  Wed. 7/14/10 6:31pm -max-:

Shake right hands, but hook (intertwine) the thumbs and pinkies.
  Wed. 7/14/10 6:31pm hamburger:

or secret handshake, A offers right hand, B offers left, when A switches to left, B switches to right, then left, and on and on and on until eternity...
  Wed. 7/14/10 6:32pm david:

the secret hand shake is when you use your middle finger to tickle the palm of the other. its secret
  Wed. 7/14/10 6:33pm PMD:

A rusty plumber?
  Wed. 7/14/10 6:35pm andy in berlin:

I like the wiping the hands on the pants thing, Would have suggested it myself.
  Wed. 7/14/10 6:37pm Tipsy Hussle:

Come in with a quick handshake up around the chest area. Push close to each other. Play a round of thumb wrestling while kicking each other's heels.
  Wed. 7/14/10 6:37pm I Phone:

I'm awaiting Ken's death grip.
  Wed. 7/14/10 6:37pm Marshall Stacks:

"Spectacles, testicles, watch and fob." I think Winston Churchill invented that.
  Wed. 7/14/10 6:37pm Disastrogirl:

spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch.
  Wed. 7/14/10 6:38pm PMD:

What about the poor people who don't have thumbs?
  Wed. 7/14/10 6:39pm Danne D:

There should be a Fonzie "Ayyyyyyyyyy " Thumb Gesture at the end.
  Wed. 7/14/10 6:39pm PMD:

How about Heil Hitler from the waist?
  Wed. 7/14/10 6:39pm Mr. Johnny:

Ben Franklin wrote about spectacles, etc in his Autobiography.
  Wed. 7/14/10 6:39pm PMD:

Oh wait, not THAT way.
  Wed. 7/14/10 6:39pm Julie:

How about a Nazi/Klingon style diagonal thump to the chest preceding said handshake.
  Wed. 7/14/10 6:40pm hamburger:

was just thinking the fonz gesture looks a bit like the number 7
  Wed. 7/14/10 6:40pm Art Smass:

In the New Guinea Highlands, gentlemen greet each other by squeezing one another's family jewels.

Could work in NJ, too!
  Wed. 7/14/10 6:40pm Hitler:

Yes, the idea is lacking in executiuon.

Exeuction of Ken and Andy. BWAHAHAHAHA!
  Wed. 7/14/10 6:40pm Tipsy Hussle:

Okay so you go and you shake the hand quickly, jump back into the gunslinger position. Then have a 3-second countdown before drawing and shooting.
  Wed. 7/14/10 6:40pm ang:

after hand wipe on thighs: shake hands again and then hold up seven fingers (hands near shoulder level), and shake hands again. The end.
  Wed. 7/14/10 6:41pm Mr. Johnny:

Andy, you like Hitler's foreign policies???
  Wed. 7/14/10 6:41pm Topic Police:

Is the topic Secret Handshake or Andy's Job Issues? We have paperwork to fill out.
  Wed. 7/14/10 6:42pm Danne D:

Only shut-ins listen, Andy!
  Wed. 7/14/10 6:42pm PMD:

how long is a long hug?
  Wed. 7/14/10 6:42pm hamburger:

hugs gotta be at LEAST 20 seconds!
  Wed. 7/14/10 6:42pm Brian:

Handshake Idea: With cell phone in hand say, "Go to hell".
  Wed. 7/14/10 6:43pm Kendall!:

I'm in Jersey City by Van Vorst I'll gladly handshake someone
  Wed. 7/14/10 6:44pm Huh?:

Just focus? Just focus? Since when did that ever happen here????
  Wed. 7/14/10 6:45pm PMD:

Men must wear cups when giving long hug to woman.
  Wed. 7/14/10 6:46pm andy in berlin:

I think they should shake, wipe the hands and then one says "what about the secret handshake", and the other person says "what secret handshake"?
  Wed. 7/14/10 6:46pm False Ending:

OK, we'll see what happens next.
  Wed. 7/14/10 6:47pm Rustier Trombon:

Shake hands, say, "Where's the stash?" in the voice of Nick the Bard.
  Wed. 7/14/10 6:48pm Kendall!:

ok sure I'll be right over
  Wed. 7/14/10 6:52pm Upcoming:

Rusty Trombone Time
  Wed. 7/14/10 6:57pm ?:

what drama!
  Wed. 7/14/10 6:57pm Danne D:

Great Radio :)
  Wed. 7/14/10 6:58pm andy in berlin:

If you hug that long, the audience is never going to make it into the theater!
  Wed. 7/14/10 7:00pm Danne D:

Hug woulda gone better with Peanut Butter Underwear
  Thu. 7/15/10 10:06am Lizardner Dave:

Here's the video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPb0qsgjjQc
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