Kenny G playlist | 06.10.09

Wed. 6/10/09 12:19pm From: Dan Deacon

May I have a copy of all this for my next concert?

Wed. 6/10/09 12:20pm From: BSI

ah, that ken... total groove-killer

Wed. 6/10/09 12:20pm From: channeling Ken

Check a dictionary. Passive aggressive. My picture's in the margin.

Wed. 6/10/09 12:20pm From: PJ

Don't call me daughter.

Wed. 6/10/09 12:21pm From: Lizardner Dave

Somebody needs to call Stella....

Wed. 6/10/09 12:22pm From: Kenny's favorite movie

29 Seconds Over Tokyo

Wed. 6/10/09 12:23pm From: Salt & Pepa & FCC

Push it. Push it real good.

Wed. 6/10/09 12:24pm From: Stanley, at your service

STELLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wed. 6/10/09 12:26pm From: BSI

you call dis FOOD?

Wed. 6/10/09 12:27pm From: Louisville Dan

Wooooooooo-hoooooooooooo!

Wed. 6/10/09 12:27pm From: the meek aint gonna inherit shit

cus i'll take it

Wed. 6/10/09 12:27pm From: David

Those are my eggs cracking!

Wed. 6/10/09 12:29pm From: paul

is Ubu Hubbu under 30? cause i could go for some of that

Wed. 6/10/09 12:29pm From: clock watcher

thank un-god -- another halfhour down the drain, never to be seen again.

Wed. 6/10/09 12:29pm From: Eno

Dalai Llama lama puss puss.
STELLA maris missa nobis.

Wed. 6/10/09 12:29pm From: Elias

This is the greatest show ever.

Wed. 6/10/09 12:29pm From: David

If the repetitions add up to more than 30 secs, do they get credit? Cuz I recognize those flatulations.

Wed. 6/10/09 12:30pm From: paul

oh wait, it's :47.

Wed. 6/10/09 12:31pm From: ?

if i play all the files on this hard drive on the show today, and tie it in somehow to my actual paying job, i can deduct all the expenses of gathering them on my taxes next spring

Wed. 6/10/09 12:32pm From: Spencer

I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here

Wed. 6/10/09 12:39pm From: Hard Drive

I just do as I'm told. I was only following orders. Don't shoot me, I'm only that drop-in player.

Wed. 6/10/09 12:39pm From: jan

Today, It's all great, Kenny, and even if parts were unbearable, all selections are mercifully short.

Wed. 6/10/09 12:42pm From: Jerry Rubin

Never trust any clip over thirty.

Wed. 6/10/09 12:42pm From: title

Short Attention Span Theatre.

It's the same format TV news shows use -- if you hate this or are bored, it'll be something else in under 30 seconds.

Wed. 6/10/09 12:42pm From: PMD

Yes, I may actually listen to this entire show.

Wed. 6/10/09 12:43pm From: BSI

The Julia Child clip made it all worthwhile...

Wed. 6/10/09 12:45pm From: "7 second range"

don't delay!

Wed. 6/10/09 12:49pm From: 30 second threshhold

So who died and left me king?

Wed. 6/10/09 12:49pm From: Not Mead, Mad

Why so many fart sounds?

Wed. 6/10/09 12:51pm From: PMD

Farts are eternal. Worth hearing over and over. Also, some of those are vaginal farts.
did he really play 'the meek ain't gonna inherit shit"? Shit is allowed?

Wed. 6/10/09 12:52pm From: genre

audio upcycling?

Wed. 6/10/09 12:56pm From: genre

aleatory audio filedumpage

Wed. 6/10/09 12:58pm From: ASCAP auditors

We're having a hard time getting all this down.

Wed. 6/10/09 12:59pm From: Dumbass Tween

I want Paris to be my BFF

Wed. 6/10/09 12:59pm From: Some Guy

I want here to be my dick's BFF

Wed. 6/10/09 1:01pm From: Whadda gonna cook it in?

This show needs some grindcore tunes or pro 'rasslin' clips. Like a 7 second fillet version of 'em.

Wed. 6/10/09 1:02pm From: Research

Professors Hate Doing Me, yknow.

Wed. 6/10/09 1:05pm From: Translation

I got nothin to lose here.

Wed. 6/10/09 1:05pm From: jan

Ken, don't go! We, well, I assume there is a we, but in any case, I will miss your program. How about going for the summer, then come back?

Wed. 6/10/09 1:06pm From: Lizardner Dave

We'll miss you Kenny. Well I will anyway.

Wed. 6/10/09 1:08pm From: channeling Sean Daily

he hurted my feelings.

Wed. 6/10/09 1:11pm From: Gitmo Detainee

Alright, alright, I'll talk!

Wed. 6/10/09 1:15pm From: Barry

True dat. What about our most basic American values?

Wed. 6/10/09 1:18pm From: Cecile

I'm checking into this show to see how unlistenable it is.

Wed. 6/10/09 1:19pm From: Ha!

You can listen. That is just sound waves. But what can you do with it? Extremely short irritating things, woohoo!!

Wed. 6/10/09 1:21pm From: All's "Well" that Ends "Well"

Please post your favorite Kenny G dreams or related dreams

Wed. 6/10/09 1:22pm From: Cecile

Got any anti drug spots?

Wed. 6/10/09 1:23pm From: annie

hey i been outside , did i miss anything good?

Wed. 6/10/09 1:23pm From: Note

This playlist is still being not updated. You're very welcome.

Wed. 6/10/09 1:24pm From: Cecile

@jan, what you said.

And what did I miss? Did has Ken quit radio?

Wed. 6/10/09 1:24pm From: hint for annie

take the last 60 seconds, and multiply it by 85.

Wed. 6/10/09 1:25pm From: Verizon Subscriber

Sorry, my ass.

Wed. 6/10/09 1:27pm From: risky!

GO KENNY GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wed. 6/10/09 1:29pm From: for late tuners in

K-G said on an earlier mic break he is not on the summer or fall schedule. This is the penultimate installment. Going out in a blaze of "glory." :-) Mgr Ken said he asked to have thr summer off. Maria L in this slot.

Wed. 6/10/09 1:30pm From: Brimly

Who is that "S M B D" guy? Sounds lke Shel SIlverstein

Wed. 6/10/09 1:30pm From: Cecile

Oh, I knew that.
I thought that Ken wasn't going to be on the schedule.

I'm excited Maria's going to be back. I loved her moon show.

Wed. 6/10/09 1:32pm From: representative of pretty youths

WHAT?

I know that Kenny G will come again. He means too much to pretty youths...

Wed. 6/10/09 1:34pm From: Zorg ( the one)

All your radios are belong to us

Wed. 6/10/09 1:36pm From: Broken Delay Pedal From Finnegans Wake 2

STRUMmoooooooOOOOO?????

Wed. 6/10/09 1:36pm From: RIAA

Really I'm Awfully Alienating

Wed. 6/10/09 1:40pm From: a guy in a chair in a cube

What does it look like when feet are "stumpin"? What does it sound like?

Wed. 6/10/09 1:40pm From: Beep

I LOVE this song. Thanks for playing my request, karen!

Wed. 6/10/09 1:41pm From: Hyper Fast Talking DJ

And this one's number one this week with a bullet! To the head.

Wed. 6/10/09 1:43pm From: Carmichael

K K K K K K K K K K .......

Wed. 6/10/09 1:44pm From: donny from ***********goat *****hut

i missed the name of that last track could you put up a playlist thanks from donny

Wed. 6/10/09 1:46pm From: The White Comments

number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine...

Wed. 6/10/09 1:48pm From: what family guy quiz are you quiz

If you were a fruit, what fruit would you be and why?

* An Apple, because it is sweet
* A Raspberry, because it is small but packs a mean punch
* A Pear, because it has a sexy shape and people like it
* An Olive, because I need it for my martinis
* A Banana, because it's soft and squishy and fun to play with!
* Passionfruit, because it has the word "passion" in it
* A Grapefruit, because you can squirt people in the eye with it

Wed. 6/10/09 1:48pm From: a guy in a chair in a cube

Holy shit that daily show "Kenny G blows" thing almost made me shoot hot coffee from my nose.

Try harder next time.

Wed. 6/10/09 1:48pm From: Lizardner Dave

I'm mixing this show with Amanda as prep for Irwin. You can go here and do the same: http://www.myspace.com/memedacookie

Wed. 6/10/09 1:50pm From: Sveden

This is awesome. Think you'll get on BoingBoing for this?

Wed. 6/10/09 1:50pm From: Amanda

But I am an *entertainer*! Nofair!

Wed. 6/10/09 1:52pm From: Carmichael

There you go! That was Pee Wee dying in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Wed. 6/10/09 1:52pm From: brimly

(RIAA / FCC) + (NSA * ASCAP) = AFLCIO - [creative commons] + USA

Wed. 6/10/09 1:52pm From: richard kostalinoez

Ringo Starfish tested bad with the focus groups, and in the "pretty youth" age range, he produced a record number of poopy face faces.

Wed. 6/10/09 1:53pm From: mike

oh! the looka here clip. i recognize that! it's studio animals!

Wed. 6/10/09 1:55pm From: 1st lieutenant

KENNY G TAKE US TO ETERNITY LENGTH TRACKS!

Wed. 6/10/09 1:56pm From: To get to 0:30

we'll be on without interruption till Terre T's show. Just so you know.

Wed. 6/10/09 1:58pm From: jan

Thanks for the credits, but tell us how this was compiled.For example where were the phone co sound snipes obtained?

Wed. 6/10/09 1:58pm From: nna

I con't want to do any work either

Wed. 6/10/09 2:00pm From: marketing guy with your tag line

Kenny G, gettin it done in 30 seconds or less.

Wed. 6/10/09 2:01pm From: the Cannibal

Stop talking about how good you taste…I'm hungry!

Wed. 6/10/09 2:02pm From: con't

i'm a dirty word, you know

Wed. 6/10/09 2:03pm From: Ike

Kenny G. is going away, but he will always come again. He always goes away and comes back. I always look forward to Kenny G. going away and then I always look forward to him coming back.

Wed. 6/10/09 2:17pm From: ?

did the comments page fail again or is everyone stupefied by the program?

Wed. 6/10/09 2:20pm From: brimly

Why are you going away? What are you going to do for the summer/fall? Will you be back in the winter?

Wed. 6/10/09 2:20pm From: well...

the show's been the same for 140 minutes -- how many new things could we come up with? it's like that grade school punishment of having to write a 500-word essay about the inside of a pingpong ball

Wed. 6/10/09 2:25pm From: Ike

Well, wow, I've never heard of that punishment. That's awesome. What would Kenny write on that subject?

Also, who said we have to talk about what Kenny is playing?

Wed. 6/10/09 2:35pm From: punished

INSIDE OF A PING PONG BALL: A PHANTASY

Throughotu history pingpong balls have had insides. Supreme Court Justice John Marshall famously said, "If you're gonna [sic] have a ball and it's gonna [sic] ping and pong and all diddy donkey die, then we may as well give it an old insides." Everything changes, however. When Sacco and Vanzetti packed a ping pong ball's insides with explosives we did slightly change our national opinion and it was published. Nevertheless, this essay will attempt to show the inside of ping pong balls and will compare and contrast the inside with the other parts making up a ping pong ball.
In chapter 7 of Harold Bloom's "Revelations, Ping Pong, Archangels, and Academic Dummies" Samuel Johnson is quoted as saying “we are but poor scattered twigs for the ‘ping’ to ‘pong’” and this is where the phrase came from. In contrast to this is the fact that there are lots of other places the phrase didn’t come from. Modern topics also include the game pong and the “ping pong delay,” a feature used by sound producers when making music especially to sell to people who take illegal drugs for music listening parties. In the following paragraphs we will examine thoroughly these two ideas and then there will be a concluding paragraph that again sums up the whole thing we talked about especially on the topic of the inside of a ping pong ball.
The game “ping pong”, shortened to “pong” when it became digital. This is because of the amount of memory early computers had and it took at least 10 years before they could represent the more complex title “king kong” later expanded on the advanced asian systems to “donkey kong” because of the obvious reference in the monkey’s stubbornness and the similar stubbornness, by comparison, of a donkey, as contrasted with creatures that are less stubborn and are less donkey like. There was still enough memory left to represent the bouncing of a small ball and a lot of critics said ‘pong’ was a rip off of ping pong, the table game that had now become popular and is features in “forrest gump.” One thing you could be sure of though is that there was no way to see the inside of a “pong” ball, while kids would constantly be ripping open real “ping pong” balls looking for little birds to throw rocks at. This fortunately no longer happens as sociopathic behavior has been banned by the FCC.
In conclusion, the ping pong delay has an effect like this (but imagine there’s also a filter sweep) pong delay has an effect like this (but imagine there’s also a filter sweep) delay has an effect like this (but imagine there’s also a filter sweep) has an effect like this (but imagine there’s also a filter sweep) an effect like this (but imagine there’s also a filter sweep) effect like this (but imagine there’s also a filter sweep) like this (but imagine there’s also a filter sweep. Lick Hitler might be “fun” for most people to listen to, but the inside of a ping pong ball is a circumfrence whose frence is everywhere and whose circum is most places. It’s just so white in there, you can think about anything. You could see for miles or just a milimeter. J.G. Ballard has sex inside ping pong balls before he loses his innocence (now regained).

Wed. 6/10/09 2:40pm From: B-

Work on structure and mechanics.

Wed. 6/10/09 2:42pm From: mom

This show approach was Ken's idea. If Ken said you should jump off a bridge, would you?

Wed. 6/10/09 2:42pm From: ken's minions

o yes definitely. absolutely.

Wed. 6/10/09 2:46pm From: hard drive

i feel myself softening. where's that canadian viagara?

Wed. 6/10/09 2:51pm From: not buyin' it dude

Wait a second Kenny G... couldn't you have accoplished this same thing (not having to type up the playlist) by just finding a single three hour track?

Wed. 6/10/09 2:52pm From: wow

i coulda had a V8

Wed. 6/10/09 2:55pm From: alternate title

My Stubborn Show.

Actually, that would work for about 95% of them.

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