Kenny G's Hour of Pain playlist

Wed. 6/10/09 12:19pm Dan Deacon:

May I have a copy of all this for my next concert?

Wed. 6/10/09 12:20pm BSI:

ah, that ken... total groove-killer

Wed. 6/10/09 12:20pm channeling Ken:

Check a dictionary. Passive aggressive. My picture's in the margin.

Wed. 6/10/09 12:20pm PJ:

Don't call me daughter.

Wed. 6/10/09 12:21pm Lizardner Dave:

Somebody needs to call Stella....

Wed. 6/10/09 12:22pm Kenny's favorite movie:

29 Seconds Over Tokyo

Wed. 6/10/09 12:23pm Salt & Pepa & FCC:

Push it. Push it real good.

Wed. 6/10/09 12:24pm Stanley, at your service:

STELLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wed. 6/10/09 12:26pm BSI:

you call dis FOOD?

Wed. 6/10/09 12:27pm Louisville Dan:

Wooooooooo-hoooooooooooo!

Wed. 6/10/09 12:27pm the meek aint gonna inherit shit:

cus i'll take it

Wed. 6/10/09 12:27pm David:

Those are my eggs cracking!

Wed. 6/10/09 12:29pm paul:

is Ubu Hubbu under 30? cause i could go for some of that

Wed. 6/10/09 12:29pm clock watcher:

thank un-god -- another halfhour down the drain, never to be seen again.

Wed. 6/10/09 12:29pm Eno:

Dalai Llama lama puss puss.
STELLA maris missa nobis.

Wed. 6/10/09 12:29pm Elias:

This is the greatest show ever.

Wed. 6/10/09 12:29pm David:

If the repetitions add up to more than 30 secs, do they get credit? Cuz I recognize those flatulations.

Wed. 6/10/09 12:30pm paul:

oh wait, it's :47.

Wed. 6/10/09 12:31pm ?:

if i play all the files on this hard drive on the show today, and tie it in somehow to my actual paying job, i can deduct all the expenses of gathering them on my taxes next spring

Wed. 6/10/09 12:32pm Spencer:

I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here

Wed. 6/10/09 12:39pm Hard Drive:

I just do as I'm told. I was only following orders. Don't shoot me, I'm only that drop-in player.

Wed. 6/10/09 12:39pm jan:

Today, It's all great, Kenny, and even if parts were unbearable, all selections are mercifully short.

Wed. 6/10/09 12:42pm Jerry Rubin:

Never trust any clip over thirty.

Wed. 6/10/09 12:42pm title:

Short Attention Span Theatre.

It's the same format TV news shows use -- if you hate this or are bored, it'll be something else in under 30 seconds.

Wed. 6/10/09 12:42pm PMD:

Yes, I may actually listen to this entire show.

Wed. 6/10/09 12:43pm BSI:

The Julia Child clip made it all worthwhile...

Wed. 6/10/09 12:45pm "7 second range":

don't delay!

Wed. 6/10/09 12:49pm 30 second threshhold:

So who died and left me king?

Wed. 6/10/09 12:49pm Not Mead, Mad:

Why so many fart sounds?

Wed. 6/10/09 12:51pm PMD:

Farts are eternal. Worth hearing over and over. Also, some of those are vaginal farts.
did he really play 'the meek ain't gonna inherit shit"? Shit is allowed?

Wed. 6/10/09 12:52pm genre:

audio upcycling?

Wed. 6/10/09 12:56pm genre:

aleatory audio filedumpage

Wed. 6/10/09 12:58pm ASCAP auditors:

We're having a hard time getting all this down.

Wed. 6/10/09 12:59pm Dumbass Tween:

I want Paris to be my BFF

Wed. 6/10/09 12:59pm Some Guy:

I want here to be my dick's BFF

Wed. 6/10/09 1:01pm Whadda gonna cook it in?:

This show needs some grindcore tunes or pro 'rasslin' clips. Like a 7 second fillet version of 'em.

Wed. 6/10/09 1:02pm Research:

Professors Hate Doing Me, yknow.

Wed. 6/10/09 1:05pm Translation:

I got nothin to lose here.

Wed. 6/10/09 1:05pm jan:

Ken, don't go! We, well, I assume there is a we, but in any case, I will miss your program. How about going for the summer, then come back?

Wed. 6/10/09 1:06pm Lizardner Dave:

We'll miss you Kenny. Well I will anyway.

Wed. 6/10/09 1:08pm channeling Sean Daily:

he hurted my feelings.

Wed. 6/10/09 1:11pm Gitmo Detainee:

Alright, alright, I'll talk!

Wed. 6/10/09 1:15pm Barry:

True dat. What about our most basic American values?

Wed. 6/10/09 1:18pm Cecile:

I'm checking into this show to see how unlistenable it is.

Wed. 6/10/09 1:19pm Ha!:

You can listen. That is just sound waves. But what can you do with it? Extremely short irritating things, woohoo!!

Wed. 6/10/09 1:21pm All's "Well" that Ends "Well":

Please post your favorite Kenny G dreams or related dreams

Wed. 6/10/09 1:22pm Cecile:

Got any anti drug spots?

Wed. 6/10/09 1:23pm annie:

hey i been outside , did i miss anything good?

Wed. 6/10/09 1:23pm Note:

This playlist is still being not updated. You're very welcome.

Wed. 6/10/09 1:24pm Cecile:

@jan, what you said.

And what did I miss? Did has Ken quit radio?

Wed. 6/10/09 1:24pm hint for annie:

take the last 60 seconds, and multiply it by 85.

Wed. 6/10/09 1:25pm Verizon Subscriber:

Sorry, my ass.

Wed. 6/10/09 1:27pm risky!:

GO KENNY GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wed. 6/10/09 1:29pm for late tuners in:

K-G said on an earlier mic break he is not on the summer or fall schedule. This is the penultimate installment. Going out in a blaze of "glory." :-) Mgr Ken said he asked to have thr summer off. Maria L in this slot.

Wed. 6/10/09 1:30pm Brimly:

Who is that "S M B D" guy? Sounds lke Shel SIlverstein

Wed. 6/10/09 1:30pm Cecile:

Oh, I knew that.
I thought that Ken wasn't going to be on the schedule.

I'm excited Maria's going to be back. I loved her moon show.

Wed. 6/10/09 1:32pm representative of pretty youths:

WHAT?

I know that Kenny G will come again. He means too much to pretty youths...

Wed. 6/10/09 1:34pm Zorg ( the one):

All your radios are belong to us

Wed. 6/10/09 1:36pm Broken Delay Pedal From Finnegans Wake 2:

STRUMmoooooooOOOOO?????

Wed. 6/10/09 1:36pm RIAA:

Really I'm Awfully Alienating

Wed. 6/10/09 1:40pm a guy in a chair in a cube:

What does it look like when feet are "stumpin"? What does it sound like?

Wed. 6/10/09 1:40pm Beep:

I LOVE this song. Thanks for playing my request, karen!

Wed. 6/10/09 1:41pm Hyper Fast Talking DJ:

And this one's number one this week with a bullet! To the head.

Wed. 6/10/09 1:43pm Carmichael:

K K K K K K K K K K .......

Wed. 6/10/09 1:44pm donny from ***********goat *****hut:

i missed the name of that last track could you put up a playlist thanks from donny

Wed. 6/10/09 1:46pm The White Comments:

number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine...

Wed. 6/10/09 1:48pm what family guy quiz are you quiz:

If you were a fruit, what fruit would you be and why?

* An Apple, because it is sweet
* A Raspberry, because it is small but packs a mean punch
* A Pear, because it has a sexy shape and people like it
* An Olive, because I need it for my martinis
* A Banana, because it's soft and squishy and fun to play with!
* Passionfruit, because it has the word "passion" in it
* A Grapefruit, because you can squirt people in the eye with it

Wed. 6/10/09 1:48pm a guy in a chair in a cube:

Holy shit that daily show "Kenny G blows" thing almost made me shoot hot coffee from my nose.

Try harder next time.

Wed. 6/10/09 1:48pm Lizardner Dave:

I'm mixing this show with Amanda as prep for Irwin. You can go here and do the same: http://www.myspace.com/memedacookie

Wed. 6/10/09 1:50pm Sveden:

This is awesome. Think you'll get on BoingBoing for this?

Wed. 6/10/09 1:50pm Amanda:

But I am an *entertainer*! Nofair!

Wed. 6/10/09 1:52pm Carmichael:

There you go! That was Pee Wee dying in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Wed. 6/10/09 1:52pm brimly:

(RIAA / FCC) + (NSA * ASCAP) = AFLCIO - [creative commons] + USA

Wed. 6/10/09 1:52pm richard kostalinoez:

Ringo Starfish tested bad with the focus groups, and in the "pretty youth" age range, he produced a record number of poopy face faces.

Wed. 6/10/09 1:53pm mike:

oh! the looka here clip. i recognize that! it's studio animals!

Wed. 6/10/09 1:55pm 1st lieutenant:

KENNY G TAKE US TO ETERNITY LENGTH TRACKS!

Wed. 6/10/09 1:56pm To get to 0:30:

we'll be on without interruption till Terre T's show. Just so you know.

Wed. 6/10/09 1:58pm jan:

Thanks for the credits, but tell us how this was compiled.For example where were the phone co sound snipes obtained?

Wed. 6/10/09 1:58pm nna:

I con't want to do any work either

Wed. 6/10/09 2:00pm marketing guy with your tag line:

Kenny G, gettin it done in 30 seconds or less.

Wed. 6/10/09 2:01pm the Cannibal:

Stop talking about how good you taste…I'm hungry!

Wed. 6/10/09 2:02pm con't:

i'm a dirty word, you know

Wed. 6/10/09 2:03pm Ike:

Kenny G. is going away, but he will always come again. He always goes away and comes back. I always look forward to Kenny G. going away and then I always look forward to him coming back.

Wed. 6/10/09 2:17pm ?:

did the comments page fail again or is everyone stupefied by the program?

Wed. 6/10/09 2:20pm brimly:

Why are you going away? What are you going to do for the summer/fall? Will you be back in the winter?

Wed. 6/10/09 2:20pm well...:

the show's been the same for 140 minutes -- how many new things could we come up with? it's like that grade school punishment of having to write a 500-word essay about the inside of a pingpong ball

Wed. 6/10/09 2:25pm Ike:

Well, wow, I've never heard of that punishment. That's awesome. What would Kenny write on that subject?

Also, who said we have to talk about what Kenny is playing?

Wed. 6/10/09 2:35pm punished:

INSIDE OF A PING PONG BALL: A PHANTASY

Throughotu history pingpong balls have had insides. Supreme Court Justice John Marshall famously said, "If you're gonna [sic] have a ball and it's gonna [sic] ping and pong and all diddy donkey die, then we may as well give it an old insides." Everything changes, however. When Sacco and Vanzetti packed a ping pong ball's insides with explosives we did slightly change our national opinion and it was published. Nevertheless, this essay will attempt to show the inside of ping pong balls and will compare and contrast the inside with the other parts making up a ping pong ball.
In chapter 7 of Harold Bloom's "Revelations, Ping Pong, Archangels, and Academic Dummies" Samuel Johnson is quoted as saying “we are but poor scattered twigs for the ‘ping’ to ‘pong’” and this is where the phrase came from. In contrast to this is the fact that there are lots of other places the phrase didn’t come from. Modern topics also include the game pong and the “ping pong delay,” a feature used by sound producers when making music especially to sell to people who take illegal drugs for music listening parties. In the following paragraphs we will examine thoroughly these two ideas and then there will be a concluding paragraph that again sums up the whole thing we talked about especially on the topic of the inside of a ping pong ball.
The game “ping pong”, shortened to “pong” when it became digital. This is because of the amount of memory early computers had and it took at least 10 years before they could represent the more complex title “king kong” later expanded on the advanced asian systems to “donkey kong” because of the obvious reference in the monkey’s stubbornness and the similar stubbornness, by comparison, of a donkey, as contrasted with creatures that are less stubborn and are less donkey like. There was still enough memory left to represent the bouncing of a small ball and a lot of critics said ‘pong’ was a rip off of ping pong, the table game that had now become popular and is features in “forrest gump.” One thing you could be sure of though is that there was no way to see the inside of a “pong” ball, while kids would constantly be ripping open real “ping pong” balls looking for little birds to throw rocks at. This fortunately no longer happens as sociopathic behavior has been banned by the FCC.
In conclusion, the ping pong delay has an effect like this (but imagine there’s also a filter sweep) pong delay has an effect like this (but imagine there’s also a filter sweep) delay has an effect like this (but imagine there’s also a filter sweep) has an effect like this (but imagine there’s also a filter sweep) an effect like this (but imagine there’s also a filter sweep) effect like this (but imagine there’s also a filter sweep) like this (but imagine there’s also a filter sweep. Lick Hitler might be “fun” for most people to listen to, but the inside of a ping pong ball is a circumfrence whose frence is everywhere and whose circum is most places. It’s just so white in there, you can think about anything. You could see for miles or just a milimeter. J.G. Ballard has sex inside ping pong balls before he loses his innocence (now regained).

Wed. 6/10/09 2:40pm B-:

Work on structure and mechanics.

Wed. 6/10/09 2:42pm mom:

This show approach was Ken's idea. If Ken said you should jump off a bridge, would you?

Wed. 6/10/09 2:42pm ken's minions:

o yes definitely. absolutely.

Wed. 6/10/09 2:46pm hard drive:

i feel myself softening. where's that canadian viagara?

Wed. 6/10/09 2:51pm not buyin' it dude:

Wait a second Kenny G... couldn't you have accoplished this same thing (not having to type up the playlist) by just finding a single three hour track?

Wed. 6/10/09 2:52pm wow:

i coulda had a V8

Wed. 6/10/09 2:55pm alternate title:

My Stubborn Show.

Actually, that would work for about 95% of them.

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