Listener comments!

Fri. 4/17/09 12:09pm From: Cecile

First Comment, again?

Fri. 4/17/09 12:10pm From: bryce

sean is dead, man
miss him miss him

Fri. 4/17/09 12:12pm From: John Lennon

I buried Sean.
I mean, Cranberry Sauce.

Fri. 4/17/09 12:13pm From: Elliot Carlin

how did I get here?

Fri. 4/17/09 12:13pm From: Pearly Sweets

I huff bryce to get my kicks.

Fri. 4/17/09 12:13pm From: Ravi Shankar

It sure as hell wasn't me.

Fri. 4/17/09 12:14pm From: Pearly Sweets

Let me take you into my nostrils!

Fri. 4/17/09 12:15pm From: Bob Dylan

It ain't me, babe.

Fri. 4/17/09 12:16pm From: Carmichael

OK, well, here we are. Alrighty.

Fri. 4/17/09 12:16pm From: Elliot Carlin

is this where the doctor lives?

Fri. 4/17/09 12:17pm From: Bob Marley

I shot the Seany. But I did not shoot the deputy.

Fri. 4/17/09 12:18pm From: Pearly Sweets

It goes right to the brain, bouncing off of the synapses and triggering the third nostril pleasure drives. Your ears grow extra sensory hair that allows you to FEEL SOULS!

Fri. 4/17/09 12:19pm From: All of those 11 guys

I'm "The Doctor".

Fri. 4/17/09 12:22pm From: Elliot Carlin

I feel nervous. How do I know that anything you're telling me is the truth?

Fri. 4/17/09 12:24pm From: Korean Abdul-Jabbar

Elliot, I want to play you a hand drum with my arm flab.

Fri. 4/17/09 12:25pm From: Carmichael

Bryce, you're co-mingling the Ugandan working classes and royalty. Chaos could result. A civil war may be at hand.

And now you're dragging the Baganda into it. Poor, innocent Baganda ...

Fri. 4/17/09 12:25pm From: Parq

Shout out to brother Scott:

" I can't tell when you're telling me the truth."
- I'm not.
"How do I know anything you've told me is..."
- You don't.

Fri. 4/17/09 12:26pm From: Sean Daily

Reports of my death have been only slightly exaggerated!

Not even close to first comment! Woo hoo!

Fri. 4/17/09 12:27pm From: Carmichael

Sean, is it *across* or *through* time?

Fri. 4/17/09 12:27pm From: bryce

i listen to night ragas for lunch. fuck everyone.

Fri. 4/17/09 12:29pm From: Pearly Sweets

I had night raga yesterday. I'm thinking Fa'ataupati today

Fri. 4/17/09 12:29pm From: Elliot Carlin

you people think you're so clever, but I'm genuinely looking for my group therapy session.

Fri. 4/17/09 12:30pm From: G.

Thank you, Elliot. And how did that make you *feel*?

Fri. 4/17/09 12:30pm From: Cecile

hang around here, Elliot. It will serve the same purpose.

Fri. 4/17/09 12:31pm From: Elliot Carlin

IS DR. HARTLEY HERE OR NOT?

Fri. 4/17/09 12:31pm From: Ike

Carm, speaking of civil wars, um, how about that Thaksin Shinawatra? What's worse, billionaire egomaniacs or royalist urban elites who don't want poor people to vote?

Fri. 4/17/09 12:32pm From: Carmichael

And as you leave the session, you can talk with Jerry the Dentist.

Fri. 4/17/09 12:32pm From: Dr. Hartley

Hi. I'm not a doctor. But I play one on a comments board.

Fri. 4/17/09 12:36pm From: Carmichael

I don't know what to do about *the Africa problem*. From Somalia to Ethiopia to Sierra Leone to every one of those other podunk nations, it seems like there's lots of ruling without any government. If they had something worthwhile to exploit, the US would be all over that shit.

Fri. 4/17/09 12:38pm From: ?

dude, this Burkina Faso stuff sucks. Play some of that awesome shite from Upper Volta.

Fri. 4/17/09 12:39pm From: Cecile

now this is amazing

Fri. 4/17/09 12:41pm From: Mark

Hi Bryce... I can't help but agree with Cecil. Wonderful...

Fri. 4/17/09 12:42pm From: bryce

halloo, you disembodied sentences

Fri. 4/17/09 12:43pm From: still b/p

I'd believe I'd like to stand smack in the middle of any of these groups while they're layin' some of these vocals down. That'd F with your gyroscope...in a very good way.

Fri. 4/17/09 12:45pm From: Cecile

hallloooo, bryce!

Fri. 4/17/09 12:46pm From: ?

yes. what is it, exactly, about the relationship between 3 and 2?

Fri. 4/17/09 12:47pm From: 3

I don't know what you've heard, but me and 2 are just friends.

Fri. 4/17/09 12:47pm From: Elliot Carlin

Ok fine. Be that way. I hate you.

In the name of Satan, ruler of Earth, the King of the world, the Chief of the Serfs, I command the forces of darkness to bestow their infernal power upon us. Save us, Lord Satan, from the treacherous and the violent. Oh Satan, Spirit of the Earth, God of Liberty, open wide the gates of Hell and come forth from the abyss by these names

Fri. 4/17/09 12:48pm From: Parq

I dunno, ?, but 7 and 9 went out on a date, 9 invited 7 back to her place, things got a little freaky, and 7 8 9.

Fri. 4/17/09 12:48pm From: G.

Was 9 a 10?

Fri. 4/17/09 12:49pm From: Ken From Hyde Park

Bryce, dude! This one of your best shows ever. Good job.

Fri. 4/17/09 12:49pm From: Carmichael

You are hereby named Cecil.

Fri. 4/17/09 12:49pm From: pies

we're ROUND. dig?

Fri. 4/17/09 12:50pm From: Cecile

Whatever.

Fri. 4/17/09 12:50pm From: Sean Daily

No, G., 6 was 9. All the hippies cut off their hair, and I didn't care. Weird, huh?

Fri. 4/17/09 12:50pm From: g

Come 7, come 11. Yeah baby, come for daddy.....

Fri. 4/17/09 12:52pm From: Parq

11? Man, things were even more wild than I thought.

Fri. 4/17/09 12:52pm From: still b/p

..like tryin' to pound a square pie into a round pie-hole.

Fri. 4/17/09 12:53pm From: G.

I said, this one goes to 11.

Fri. 4/17/09 12:53pm From: Euclid

Pie are squared.

Fri. 4/17/09 12:54pm From: Ike

This show is killer! SCREW THE PIE, I want jungle curry!

Carm, I was actually talking about Thailand and its current events. Admittedly, that's out of context w/the music we're hearing. Maybe b/c Bryce likes to talk mangosteens. I should just go to Sripraphai and get some watercress salad since the Thai food and politics are in my head, exc. that Srip. is soooo crowded these days.

Fri. 4/17/09 12:55pm From: Andy Griffith

Pie are round, cornbread are square.

Fri. 4/17/09 12:55pm From: Korean Abdul-Jabbar

b/p, I want to activate your hand brake with my mom.

Fri. 4/17/09 12:57pm From: Carmichael

Sorry, Ike, I must have confused my Shinawatras. He could be much much worse if he chose. At least he's not shooting anyone Tianamen Square-like.

Fri. 4/17/09 1:01pm From: still b/p

KAJ - Gimme a website with the translation key or should I just Rorschach it out...?

Fri. 4/17/09 1:03pm From: Marshall Stacks

Another great show, Bryce.

Speaking of Thai food, and leaving Thaksin aside for the moment, anyone else here like to COOK Thai food?

Fri. 4/17/09 1:06pm From: Rorschach

Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "no."

Fri. 4/17/09 1:07pm From: owen

coo-ie

Fri. 4/17/09 1:08pm From: poison ivy rorshach

don't eat stuff off the sidewalk

Fri. 4/17/09 1:09pm From: Cecile

Marshall, I would like to try, but really I just stick to the premade curry sauce in a jar when I do attempt it.

Fri. 4/17/09 1:10pm From: dc pat

I like cook Thai food but no good at

Fri. 4/17/09 1:11pm From: rorscha what now?

anyway, if all the "accumulated filth of their sex and murder [foams] up about their waists" serves them right. that stuff goes in the bin, not down the drain.

Fri. 4/17/09 1:12pm From: Ike

Marshall, I'm with Cecile and Pat on this one. If I can't even do as well as thousands of mediocre (but still tasty) American Thai restaurants, then I get discouraged. I slapped together some sludgy pad prikh king (spicy string beans) last night with lots of garlic, but it was a rush job with some coconutty curry sauce from a jar, spiced up with non-Thai hot sauce.

I want some round little Thai eggplants. NOW.

Fri. 4/17/09 1:12pm From: Dvorak

Sidewalk Rorschach? Suite!

Fri. 4/17/09 1:13pm From: dc pat

oh man, one of my fave Thai dishes is lightly fried eggplant in spicy garlic sauce..

Fri. 4/17/09 1:13pm From: Disgraced Vince

Sounds like a job for Shamwow, you'd have to be an idiot not to get it.

Also an idiot to haul off and bale a hooker, but that's another story.

Fri. 4/17/09 1:13pm From: Mrs. Rorschach

Rorschach has watched the entire Dirty Harry series from start to finish fifty-nine times since last Tuesday. I'm starting to worry about him.

Fri. 4/17/09 1:14pm From: Grossscratch

Scab on the back of my leg, blistered skin on extended appendage. My leg is itchy. I want to scratch it. The hair has stuck into the infected wound, which pulses with yellow and green puss that, once I itch, will bleed down the side of my leg. I have been playing in the stagnant pond water behind my house with the leeches, chiggers, and vermin grazing my thighs. As my nails dig deep between the skin and the crust the lady at the counter shouts “Please, sir, I’m asking you to leave” … and I’ll whisper “You got any change?’

Fri. 4/17/09 1:14pm From: Love Shack

The ink blot looks like a tin roof....

Fri. 4/17/09 1:15pm From: Mrs. Grossscratch

Grossscratch has been watching the Soloist for four days straight and I am starting to worry about him.

Fri. 4/17/09 1:16pm From: Horshack

OO! OO! OO! I KNOW MISTAH KOTTAH! I KNOW MISTAH KOTTAH! OO! OO! OOOOOO! OO! OO! OO! I KNOW MISTAH KOTTAH!

Fri. 4/17/09 1:17pm From: Horshack

Mr. Kotter has been watching Chico and the Man for months and I'm worried about him,.

Fri. 4/17/09 1:17pm From: stingy d

THE soloist?

Fri. 4/17/09 1:18pm From: Jamie Foxx as Grossscratch

That's right, Stingy. I've been found out!

Fri. 4/17/09 1:18pm From: raga

Maw?? Gather up them yuggunz and bring 'em in here. Bryce is on the ray-dee-oh and it's time for their sound learnin's.

Fri. 4/17/09 1:18pm From: stingy d

i got a scab to pick with you

Fri. 4/17/09 1:20pm From: War

Cisco Kid was a friend of mine Cisco Kid was a friend of mine

Whoops it ended

Fri. 4/17/09 1:22pm From: Jamie Foxx

Watch as my wonderful acting skills allow me to blend back into the fold! You'll never know, Stingy... but I'll always be watching!

Fri. 4/17/09 1:24pm From: stingy d

eat shit jamie foxx
i'd attack you in the street for 50 bucks

Fri. 4/17/09 1:24pm From: still b/p

I don't wanna miss any of this music, but I gotta eat me some lunch..maybe salted peanuts out the can and a few digits of pi.

Fri. 4/17/09 1:24pm From: Joe the New Guy

Hey! Bryce! This show is great! Almost as great as Jamie Foxx's performance in Ray. He's such a great actor!

Fri. 4/17/09 1:27pm From: Ike

Here are the news events I was non-sequiturifically rambling about:
http://tinyurl.com/c4ueer
http://tinyurl.com/cztu2z

Comments of faux-famous fools are getting old. And I'd pay 50 bucks to watch Stingy attack Jamie Foxx in the street.

Fri. 4/17/09 1:29pm From: still b/p

I'd pay at least 25 bucks to attend a battle of Balkan and African brass bands.

Fri. 4/17/09 1:31pm From: Clueless

Do they take requests here?

Something nice from The Lion King?

Fri. 4/17/09 1:36pm From: Korean Abdul Jabbar

i'd let ike throw his kishka down my eustachian tube while i sing Jimi Rewbe songs of the Fulbe.

Fri. 4/17/09 1:39pm From: Corebeam Abba Dothebar

my lazor eyes destroy.

Fri. 4/17/09 1:40pm From: Carmichael

OK, Thai food it is. See you on Billy's show. Keep up the goo tune-age, Bryce.

Fri. 4/17/09 1:41pm From: Carmichael

Uuuummmm, that's *GOOD* tune-age ....

Fri. 4/17/09 1:42pm From: bryce

thanks, carmikhail! aliment yrself silly

Fri. 4/17/09 1:45pm From: north guinea hills

i ready about these ghananian cabbies, fuckin' great stuff, thanks for playing them...

Fri. 4/17/09 1:47pm From: Korean Abdul Jabar

I'd like to throw a Vice party on their tab on your buttocks

Fri. 4/17/09 1:48pm From: bryce

no prob — was just sittin on the shelf here!

Fri. 4/17/09 1:57pm From: keepin' it safe

Step 1:
Select a night raga suitable for the sitar. It's important to show respect for the raga and play it only at the time of day for which it's intended because Indian culture believes that sounds are an integral part of the universe, like earth or water. In Indian culture, the musical vibrations are believed to be so important that they can even cause sickness if played during the wrong part of the day.

Fri. 4/17/09 2:01pm From: dc pat

bryce on the mic is the shit...cracks me up EVERY time..

Fri. 4/17/09 2:09pm From: dc pat

damn, Group Doueh is also the shit

Fri. 4/17/09 2:16pm From: ?

Bryce, could you play something from Africa during today's show? I'm not picky. Anything African would be fine.

Fri. 4/17/09 2:17pm From: bryce

you're not the boss of me

Fri. 4/17/09 2:19pm From: Bryce's Boss

was someone looking for me?

Fri. 4/17/09 2:21pm From: Lesley Gore and Klaus Nomi (duet)

You don't own me! Don't say I can't go with other boys!

Fri. 4/17/09 2:22pm From: fishmonkeystew

WFMU always makes me so happy.

Fri. 4/17/09 2:24pm From: bryce's boss's boss

PLAY SOME AFRICAN SHIT, MAN!!!

Fri. 4/17/09 2:24pm From: PMD

Ah, it was worth it to catch up on the comments...
This is the longest and bestest seque from Doug's show I've heard...

Fri. 4/17/09 2:25pm From: The Man

Please pick a format and stick with it *slavishly*. That is all. Thank you.

Fri. 4/17/09 2:25pm From: PMD

I meant segue.
and speaking of segue's, I almost got run over by one at lunchtime. damn tourists.

Fri. 4/17/09 2:26pm From: Mrs. Travis Bickle

My husband has been spending all his time pulling out his old diaries and reading them to some werido in a trenchcoat with a face that looks like a Holstein's ass. I'm starting to worry about him.

Fri. 4/17/09 2:27pm From: WFMU

Hey! That's "MR. Wfmu" to you.

Fri. 4/17/09 2:29pm From: Ike

So, segues or Segways? Can we segue into apostropholic ranting? No? OK.

Fri. 4/17/09 2:33pm From: PMD

I like me some apostrophes.

Fri. 4/17/09 2:34pm From: dc pat

I need some pretzel's

Fri. 4/17/09 2:35pm From: PMD

Damn. I mistyped.
I like me some apostrophe's.

Fri. 4/17/09 2:36pm From: Sean Daily

Is is me, or does Ibrahima Gaya sound a bit pissed?

Fri. 4/17/09 2:37pm From: G.

I mistyp'ed to.

Fri. 4/17/09 2:37pm From: ?

I think "Sourouguei" means "auctioneer"

Fri. 4/17/09 2:38pm From: Pearly Sweets

I want some cornbread.

Fri. 4/17/09 2:41pm From: PMD

LOL @ ?

Fri. 4/17/09 2:55pm From: BSI

crap!
Screw your conrbread & pretzels... I need a TIME MACHINE: Just got the headphones on and it's nearly effin' 3pm.
all is lost.... all is lost.... all is lost...

Fri. 4/17/09 2:58pm From: vinh!

BSI, I feel your pain.

Fri. 4/17/09 2:59pm From: bryce

seeyaz

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