Ken | Playlist | 25 March 2009

Wed. 3/25/09 9:01am Lizardner Dave:

Monorail......monorail....MONORAIL!!!!!!

Mornin'

Wed. 3/25/09 9:01am cribley:

Good Morning, Dell.

Wed. 3/25/09 9:02am Karen in Sleepy Hollow:

oh god Ken, you poor bastard! When will the Disney demons pack up and leave?

Wed. 3/25/09 9:03am Joe:

Is there a chance the track could bend?

Not on your life, my Hindu friend!

Wed. 3/25/09 9:03am Parq:

Look, Daddy, I can see our car from here! What's a "Denver Boot"?

Wed. 3/25/09 9:03am Negator:

Did somebody hear a gunshot?

Wed. 3/25/09 9:05am Ghengis Jung:

M-I-C-K-E-Y

Why? Because we love you.

Wed. 3/25/09 9:06am cribley:

Jiggle that cable, Ken.

Wed. 3/25/09 9:07am Ghengis Jung:

Oh good - I thought I'd gone deaf in the left ear.

Wed. 3/25/09 9:07am Negator:

Way to find that plug Ken.

Wed. 3/25/09 9:08am Walt Disney:

Good morning EVERYBODY

Wed. 3/25/09 9:10am Vince:

Sham-sham-a-wow,
Sham-sham-a-wow,
Shamwow for me,
The shamwow of radio,
Works wonders form-free!

Wed. 3/25/09 9:10am Unclear on the concept:

John Travolta was in Mary Poppins?

Wed. 3/25/09 9:11am Bäd R☺nald:

Morning!

Wed. 3/25/09 9:12am Ken:

No, Nic Cage and John Travolta were in Face Off, the first Face Transplant Action Adventure Flick.

Wed. 3/25/09 9:13am Mac:

This is TOO much like the time I dropp'd acid at Disneyland.

Wed. 3/25/09 9:15am Ken aka Concept Explainer:

The Disney movie that raped us is starring Nic Cage.

Wed. 3/25/09 9:15am Dr. Walt:

A spoonful -- or a special cube -- of sugar helps the medicine and merchandise go down.

Wed. 3/25/09 9:16am Unclear on the concept:

Okay, so they're responsible for all those lame me-too movies, like Face Hard, The Facemen, and Snakes on a Face?

Wed. 3/25/09 9:16am Lizardner Dave:

Is it really rape if WFMU got paid for it? WFMU did get paid for it right? RIght?

Wed. 3/25/09 9:16am Brian:

People Like Us gave a fantastic show here in Seville a few days ago: http://www.flickr.com/photos/julioalbarran/3380340779/in/set-72157615780491408/

Wed. 3/25/09 9:17am texas scott:

how much does a whore for disney get,nowdays,Ken?

Wed. 3/25/09 9:18am dale:

Was there a craft services table? That makes up for any and all inconvenience to you and the neighborhood.

Wed. 3/25/09 9:18am Vicki:

oh hello Brian

Wed. 3/25/09 9:18am Swami:

Only at Disneyland Mac? Worked wonders for Epcot and DisneyWorld too!

Wed. 3/25/09 9:20am Joe:

Screw you, Unclear! Facemen was awesome!

Wed. 3/25/09 9:20am Mac:

AGGH! Too much. The mice are crawling all over my body. Get them OFF!

Wed. 3/25/09 9:20am Joe:

Also: you can't rape the willing.

Wed. 3/25/09 9:22am The Sellout's Apprentice:

..Brooms and more brooms and an endless nightmare army of brooms carrying buckets and buckets of cash!!!

Wed. 3/25/09 9:22am Brian:

Hey Vicki! The internet is a strange place. I forget, are you back in London?

Wed. 3/25/09 9:23am Jess:

I blame AIG.

Wed. 3/25/09 9:23am Brian:

yep. Saw your lecture on the internet - although it was in Spanish, they translated it live

Wed. 3/25/09 9:24am Vicki:

sorry, it's Vicki, not Brian - wrote in wrong box!

Ken's fault

Wed. 3/25/09 9:24am pizza guy:

ken tell us something we dont know, like why did FMU need to hold a fundraiser if they are now a tool of hollywood

Wed. 3/25/09 9:25am Ken:

You CAN rape the willing. That's what I learned yesterday. I signed up for missionary position sex but that's not what I got.

Wed. 3/25/09 9:25am Lizardner Dave:

AIG rented WFMU to Disney and got the torches and the fair trade grown 100% organic 40% post consumer recycled burlap all fucking wet.

Wed. 3/25/09 9:25am Vicki:

don't you have pizza to deliver?

Wed. 3/25/09 9:25am Parq:

Ah, I wondered whether something from "Stay Awake" would be too obvious.

Wed. 3/25/09 9:25am Ken:

Pizza Guy, maybe because we fell $130,000 short of what we needed?

Wed. 3/25/09 9:26am Mark:

Jeez y'all ought to lighten up on Ken

Wed. 3/25/09 9:26am gumby:

AIG rhymes with Dis-ney coincidence? I think not!

Wed. 3/25/09 9:26am dei x:

It's my chance to promote the concept of unionized prostitution! Like in the Weimar Republic, from skank to client #9 everyone gets health insurance and contracts with customers. Just because you pay for the service does not mean you can torch the store.

Wed. 3/25/09 9:26am Brian:

@ Vicki - It was the first time I've ever given a talk with simultaneous translation. Weird to hear my words repeated in another language I half-understand coming from the back of the room. I got caught in the kind of aural and conceptual loops I normally need a mash-up artist to find...

Wed. 3/25/09 9:26am dale:

Too many animals in the Disney lexicon to get it missionary style.

Wed. 3/25/09 9:27am jan:

I clicked on the derby hatted man image; is that really you Ken?

Wed. 3/25/09 9:27am Dr. Nick from the Simpsons:

Hi everybody!

Wed. 3/25/09 9:27am Bäd R☺nald:

http://tinyurl.com/stukas

Wed. 3/25/09 9:27am pizza guy:

sorry it sucked, i did my part and pledged LOTS of my hard earned pizza tips. are they at least gone now?

Wed. 3/25/09 9:27am Negator:

Infamous Disney clip about lemmings.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMZlr5Gf9yY

Wed. 3/25/09 9:27am Cecile:

hey, i think I fixed the bastard WMP, so now you have to listen to me ramble all day.

Wed. 3/25/09 9:27am Vicki:

the most confusing thing about someone doing a live translation of your talk is knowing that if you stop talking that the other voice stops too

Wed. 3/25/09 9:28am Cecile:

Disney's Dream Deferred by the Fall?

Wed. 3/25/09 9:28am paul:

are we gonna hear "dizz knee land" in this set

Wed. 3/25/09 9:32am Cecile:

if you have some jinx lennon around, that would be cool

Wed. 3/25/09 9:33am Ken:

Hello Cecile! I love you.

Wed. 3/25/09 9:34am Cecile:

Hello, Ken. I love you too.

Wed. 3/25/09 9:34am John from Oslo:

Experimental Prototype Community of Tomorrow.

The Norwegian pavillion in EPCOT, Florida hasn't been updated since the opening of the center. On the other hand, neither has Norway...

Wed. 3/25/09 9:34am dei x:

The Ken loves his adopted father.

Wed. 3/25/09 9:35am Hatch:

Will we be hearing "Disneyland" by Come On at some point this morning?

Wed. 3/25/09 9:35am Cecile:

Give it up for John from Oslo! He'll be here all week!

Wed. 3/25/09 9:35am Lizardner Dave:

As listeners, we all bear the blame for WFMU having to rent to Disney since it it we who fell short in the marathon.

Ah fuck it, it's AIG's fault.

Wed. 3/25/09 9:36am Mac:

Did he just say: "All death buggers the imagination"?

Wed. 3/25/09 9:37am Andy in Berlin:

Hi Ken. Have you got that song by Come On - I Hate Disneyland (Mickey Mouse is a rat!)? And what about that Half Japanese Disneyland song?

Wed. 3/25/09 9:37am Andy B:

What a brilliant set. Mouse trouble, be damned!

Wed. 3/25/09 9:38am Will:

Isn't "A Whole New World" from Aladdin? WHAT IS GOING ON?

Wed. 3/25/09 9:38am Bäd R☺nald:

Take Me to Disney!

http://tinyurl.com/takeme-todisney

Wed. 3/25/09 9:38am Joe:

I fully support WFMU's swindling of Disney. I say swindling because I hope and pray that everyone involved was frustrating, aloof, and delivered only a portion of what was promised.

Wed. 3/25/09 9:38am Doug in Canada:

Huh, this is equally nauseating in japanese ...

Wed. 3/25/09 9:40am paul:

that song was actually from aladdin, but i guess it could fit just as well in the little mermaid

Wed. 3/25/09 9:42am Joe Steele:

Morning, can I just say, from all the tweets and stuff, this movie sounds terrible.

Wed. 3/25/09 9:42am Goyim in the AM:

The "Little Mermaid" thing was a trick to find out who the secret Disney fans are on this thing. GET OUT NOW:

Wed. 3/25/09 9:43am Swami:

About translations and Disneyworld. If you go on the "It's a Small World" ride, and you speak say, German, you are at risk. By the time they get to the German version of "Keep your hands in the ride, don't stand up" you are well past the point of decapitation.

Wed. 3/25/09 9:43am Gumbercules:

Yeah Hi Doctor Nick

Wed. 3/25/09 9:44am Joe:

Gumbercules? I love that guy!

Wed. 3/25/09 9:45am WFMU home-page slogan ed.:

"Delivering only a portion of what was promised!"

Wed. 3/25/09 9:45am Cecile:

Perfect, Ken!

Wonderful and Frightening is such an overlooked album.

Wed. 3/25/09 9:46am Another slogan that didn't make it:

WFMU:
Who wants to buy our body? Nobody?

Wed. 3/25/09 9:48am Doug in Canada:

I just keep thinking of "Vacation '58: If dad hadn't shot Walt Disney in the leg, it would have been the best vacation ever!"

Wed. 3/25/09 9:49am Tom:

Just got around to reading MES' memoirs, "Renegade." Amusing to say the least.

Wed. 3/25/09 9:49am John from Oslo:

Is that a dysfynctional penis Walt is lecturing on?

Wed. 3/25/09 9:50am Lizardner Dave:

Bravo. Bravo.

@John: Millions of them, actually.

Wed. 3/25/09 9:50am still b/p:

I shot a man in Frontierland,
Just to watch him die...

Wed. 3/25/09 9:51am Cecile:

Oh - you have to play He's a Whore by Cheap Trick.

Wed. 3/25/09 9:52am Cecile:

No, John from Oslo, he's just happy to see you.

Wed. 3/25/09 9:53am Tom:

Speaking of the Fall, don't forget to play Blue Orchids "Disney Boys"!

Wed. 3/25/09 9:54am Gravy, Greedy, Sleazy...:

...Easy, Soulless & Dark:
"Hey whore, hey whore,
Turn round, drop trou and score!"

Wed. 3/25/09 9:55am Bäd R☺nald:

I wanna drop-kick Goofy, poke Snow White in the glans, party with Mickey, enjoy Dopey's hands...

Wed. 3/25/09 9:55am Mark:

If it's a Nicholas Cage film we know it will be good

Wed. 3/25/09 9:55am Joe Steele:

They filmed a couple movies at the prison I grew up across the street from in Philadelphia. The Robert Redford one was the most annoying. Lights and helicopters all night.

Wed. 3/25/09 9:55am 7th Dwarf:

...and Humpy!

Wed. 3/25/09 9:56am Lizardner Dave:

Will we get to meet Dong Sun tonight?

Wed. 3/25/09 9:56am megisi:

What if Walt's last name had been "Farquart" or "Tubinski"? Would we have been saved all this?

I have no answers.

Only questions.

Wed. 3/25/09 9:59am Dr. Walt:

Dysfunctional penis = Steamless Willie

Wed. 3/25/09 9:59am Cecile:

aw, Blue Orchids. man.

MES: "Turbinski's Dream de-ferred-uh"

Wed. 3/25/09 10:04am dei x:

my review of Numminem mix; *ahem* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Wed. 3/25/09 10:06am Cecile:

Ken, you should grab FOTC's "You Don't Have To Be A Prostitute" off the YouTubes.

Wed. 3/25/09 10:06am Board Hog Cecile:

that pink elephants scene from Dumbo is one of the most amazing and disturbing film moments. And it's in a kid's film!

Wed. 3/25/09 10:08am jneil:

Best Disney Musical Moment: seeing the dwarves "Hi Ho" song on a version of the movie dubbed in Chinese on a trans-Pacific flight...

Hey, where' the Bonzo's "Mickey's Son & Daughter"?

Wed. 3/25/09 10:09am paul:

yeah, but it's no "heffalumps and woozles". THAT scared the shit out of me.

Wed. 3/25/09 10:09am paul:

how's the Zorn storage trailer holding up these days?

Wed. 3/25/09 10:10am G:

I trust the check has cleared LOL

Wed. 3/25/09 10:11am megisi:

jneil ... so how many hours of therapy did it take to scrub that stain from your cortex?

Wed. 3/25/09 10:12am JCityJensen:

billionth comment woo hoo! morning Ken!

Wed. 3/25/09 10:14am trrrish:

Truth in whoring

http://tsutpen.blogspot.com/2009/03/art-of-american-fantasy-32.html

Wed. 3/25/09 10:15am Pearlÿ Sweets:

I just recently bought the LTM reissue of the first Blue Orchids album and it is wonderful.

Wed. 3/25/09 10:18am gigantor:

No! It's too soon for Kenny G!

Wed. 3/25/09 10:21am jneil:

Yes, way too soon for the Ken Freedman To "Let's See What's In The Archives" Transitional Moment!

Wed. 3/25/09 10:21am Jello:

There's always room for Kenny G.!

Wed. 3/25/09 10:22am John from Oslo:

I agree Jello

Wed. 3/25/09 10:22am gigantor:

Though if what he says is true, I am very happy.

Wed. 3/25/09 10:22am dei x:

no wonder you wanted to offload The Boy... does this mean whoever won him has to support his habit?

Wed. 3/25/09 10:23am JCityJensen:

EVIL IN THE EGGS : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbuXOopbWcE

Wed. 3/25/09 10:23am Baloo the Bear:

You know I rock.

Wed. 3/25/09 10:23am John from Oslo:

Who put the Ken in Kenny G?

Wed. 3/25/09 10:23am Pearlÿ Sweets:

It feels like Ken's show becomes a little more unhinged every week. Which makes my Wednesday even better! Like a "version" reggae track. Ken's show wobbles to the breaking point, Kenny G is when the bottom falls out, and Irwin kinda brings the track back together. Then Andy blogs about it on his facebook.

Wed. 3/25/09 10:24am G:

People down the block from me rented their suburban-type NYC house as a stand-in for a family house in Ohio, in a film that never did much in theatres. They got paid in the mid five-figure range for a summer week while the family went on vacation. The movie crew ran over past their week, but the contract was for a flat fee, so the family got a little screwed there. The crew tried to avoid doing anything negative to the house, but still the family had to spend some of the fee to fix things caused by the shoot. Sound familiar?

Wed. 3/25/09 10:24am still b/p:

Now this is one of the outfit's better moments....although they only went half-way with it.

Wed. 3/25/09 10:24am Bäd R☺nald:

I love Jungle Book!

Wed. 3/25/09 10:24am Parq:

Sigh. We all had to go through it, Ken. Then came Pokemon, then the rest of the Anime canon, then comic books, and now it's deconstructing "Watchmen".

Wed. 3/25/09 10:27am Giant Genre Nerd:

John From Oslo, I think you just invented the genre of Ken/Kenny G. slash fanfiction.

Wed. 3/25/09 10:28am Will:

You don't have to put on that red light Ken. Songsmith tells you so:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypycpKQxXR0

Wed. 3/25/09 10:29am dei x:

Not the right comment string, "Papa." Being incendiary without context only gets you poor comparisons to Andy Kauffman.

Wed. 3/25/09 10:30am Unclear on the Concept:

Oh wow, cool cover of that David Lee Roth song!

Wed. 3/25/09 10:30am Cecile:

you don't have to be a man-ho, a male gigolo.

Wed. 3/25/09 10:31am Parq:

Call my agent. I'm changing the name of my autobigraphy to "Incendiary Without Context".

Wed. 3/25/09 10:32am Lizardner Dave:

http://bit.ly/ilUB8 Can't believe we haven't heard this in the mix yet.

Wed. 3/25/09 10:32am David Lee Roth:

This dude is totally ripping me off...

Wed. 3/25/09 10:33am Pearlÿ Sweets:

You ever notice how sometimes Louis Prima sounds like Wild Man Fischer?

Wed. 3/25/09 10:34am G:

David Lee Roth on a man-ho thread? wtf?

Wed. 3/25/09 10:34am Ken:

Papa, what the fuck does that have to do with anything? Take a hike.

Wed. 3/25/09 10:35am listener mark:

You might be a whore, Ken. But you're our whore. There's a fifty on the nightstand. Have a nice day.

Wed. 3/25/09 10:36am Cecile:

Right, listener mark. Go buy some nice Lucite heels with it.

You're a whore with a heart of gold, ken.

Wed. 3/25/09 10:37am BSI:

...my very favorite fifty-dollar hoor...

Wed. 3/25/09 10:38am Pearlÿ Sweets:

He was King Louie the ape.

Wed. 3/25/09 10:38am G:

Another potential add-on homepage motto:

"Definitely not the GFE."

Wed. 3/25/09 10:38am megisi:

Your credibility would go up a lot if you'd pronounce it like Lewis Black ... "hoooooor"

Wed. 3/25/09 10:39am Parq:

Ken, Prima was the chimp. The bear was Phil Harris.

Wed. 3/25/09 10:39am Jim:

An orangutan, I think.

Wed. 3/25/09 10:39am still b/p:

Now ya gots to play some you-know-who to fully inhabit the madonna/whore complex.

Wed. 3/25/09 10:40am The Voice of Cheeze:

How about Todd Rundgren's version of "Never Never Land" from " A Wizard A True Star"

Wed. 3/25/09 10:40am detroitdave:

Finally got my access back at work. Great to hear you cats again. Ken.....you were a whore the whole time?? Thats the problem with radio, you never know when a whore is in the room cause they can't be seen.

Wed. 3/25/09 10:40am Jξrξmy thξ listξnξr:

hopefully the $50 is going to be pledged??

Wed. 3/25/09 10:40am listener mark:

Louis Prima played at the Flamingo in Vegas. I believe with Keely Smith. God bless Bugsy Siegel.

Wed. 3/25/09 10:40am Parq:

By the way, I also always thought that Sinead version of "Prince" sounded like it was being sung, in desperate and deranged hope, from the inside of a padded cell and a straightjacket.

Wed. 3/25/09 10:41am Cecile:

Oooh, Cheeze. Good call.

Someone does a version of "A Dream Is a Wish Your Heart Makes"

Wed. 3/25/09 10:42am NS Andy:

Please please don't credit David Lee Roth with "I ain't got nobody"! I'd much sooner credit Marty Feldman- but really (I can google too) it was Graham and Williams. 1930's?

Wed. 3/25/09 10:42am dei x:

when I was in art college, I was shocked by how many students were eager to sell their souls to Disney during the annual talent hunt. All told, they probably have a better career than I. Souls are intangible and non taxable, after all.

Wed. 3/25/09 10:43am megisi:

Marty Feldman was "I Ain't Got No Booty"

Wed. 3/25/09 10:44am John from Oslo:

I miss Marty!

Wed. 3/25/09 10:44am Ken:

So who is going to the UCB Theater tonight for Seven Second Delay?

Wed. 3/25/09 10:45am Cecile:

YAYAYAYAYAY!

I actually voted for the song on my Voice poll.

Wed. 3/25/09 10:45am Cecile:

I mean Jinx's song

Wed. 3/25/09 10:49am Lizardner Dave:

@Ken: if I can escape work early I am. Unfortunately the odds of that are growing slim...

Wed. 3/25/09 10:50am quanty:

lova de sounds

Wed. 3/25/09 10:53am Cecile:

I told Billy if he had to go drive and get Jinx himself, he had to do it. For WFMU!

Wed. 3/25/09 10:55am Jξrξmy thξ listξnξr:

MY EYES... canttyepeanymur

Wed. 3/25/09 10:56am Parq:

I'm thinking, one problem is that it's tough to find Diz images that aren't massive take-down-notice bait.

Wed. 3/25/09 10:56am Cecile:

aw. man, I'm so glad you're my radio rent boy, Ken!

Wed. 3/25/09 10:56am Lizardner Dave:

Last night I had some pre-op tests done on my right eye that included being poked with a plastic stick.

That picture hurts more.

Wed. 3/25/09 10:56am Parq:

And Ken, I hope you got Nick Cage to autograph the false chest.

Wed. 3/25/09 10:57am dei x:

I'll tell you what I'll do about that 50 year old man!

Wed. 3/25/09 10:57am John from Oslo:

Guy Fawkes in drag?

Wed. 3/25/09 10:58am cribley:

When all else fails, there will always be a corn weenie waiting.

Wed. 3/25/09 10:59am Mac:

Anybody know if you can get a corn weenie at Disneyland or Epcot?

Wed. 3/25/09 10:59am texas scott:

i like this station

Wed. 3/25/09 11:00am will:

Ming the Merciless at his most seductive

Wed. 3/25/09 11:00am G:

Ken already got a corn weenie for this week. From Disney.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:00am dei x:

oh now I want to change my premium choice. Too late!

Wed. 3/25/09 11:00am Ken:

And this station likes you Texas Scott.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:00am Carmichael:

What in bloody Christ have I stumbled onto this morning? What did Disney do to earn everyone's enmity?

I was cruising into work, listening to Dylan's "Shelter From the Storm", smiling at the righteous Highway Patrol dude next to me, and diggin' the world.

And now this.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:02am Ken:

Thank you everybody for indulging my Disney Exorcism. I feel much better now. And I like the film crew people a lot. And I'm not a $50 whore. I'm a $17,000 whore.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:04am Jor:

That's a spicy meataball!

Wed. 3/25/09 11:04am Cecile:

man, everyone is digging that gui boratto disc, including moi

Wed. 3/25/09 11:04am stingy d:

way to go ken! how close are you to the ultimate goal?

Wed. 3/25/09 11:04am Lizardner Dave:

Does that mean Disney gets 5 2/3 seats on the booze cruise?

Wed. 3/25/09 11:07am still b/p:

Carm: Disney prohibited moustaches for park employees, even while...while....he kept his! Hah -- so...!
"Not in the legions
Of horrid hell can come a devil more damn'd
In evils to top Walt."

Wed. 3/25/09 11:07am marathon veteran:

Dave, it means if you pledge at the $17,000 level, in addition to everything you get at the $3k level, you also get a chance to drag two sem-tractor-trailers' worth of lights, cables, mikes, wardrobe and those little canvas chairs around the Monty Street building for a week. They just couldnt fit all that into the brochure.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:09am G:

And for 17K obviously you get multiple theme shows dedicated to you, how sweet...

Wed. 3/25/09 11:09am Ken:

In their defense, probably not single member of the film crew that has been here for the last week works for Disney. They're actually really nice.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:10am Mark:

Good Morning Ken... New Jonathan Kane = good news! Hopefully he and the band will be touring to support.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:10am Ken:

I had to ban a couple of jerkwads. Ann Coulter and Michael Moore wannabes get banned. End of story, Those assholes can go to Daily Kos.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:11am Tom:

I've always though Jonathan Kane and February should make an album with Mark E Smith.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:12am Lizardner Dave:

Ken, we're with you wherever you want to cast the blame. I've got my 40% post-consumer-recycled Fair Trade burlap in the dryer, it'll be ready to go by noontime.

Oh, and thanks for the Jonathan Kane. I've bought every record since I first heard him on FMU.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:12am megisi:

I don't know who originally said, "It's all crap," probably Pliny or some Greek, but I'm taking credit for it because nobody knows for sure.

It's all crap.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:12am G.:

"They're actually really nice."

Then, offmic:

Are we ok now? So please back out of the studio, and take those knives and guns with you. Thanks.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:13am Danne D:

Looking forward to catching the archive of
"Ken's Magical Kingdom Mix"

Wed. 3/25/09 11:14am lao tzu:

"It's all crap." Mine mine mine mine mine!!!!

Wed. 3/25/09 11:15am Parq:

Ken, I almost forgot, congrats on scooping the Times by almost a week.

http://tinyurl.com/gdgreyfork

Wed. 3/25/09 11:16am Joe:

Man, Morrisey kicked my ass at darts last week!

It was Cricket, if you're really -that- interested.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:18am Ghengis Jung:

The Drum! Great song!

Wed. 3/25/09 11:18am Danne D:

never really imagined Disney as being a large orange cat until now.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:18am PMD:

Ken has tiki torches though. Does that count?
Damn, I missed national corndog day... I could go for one now... YUMMY.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:19am John from Oslo:

DAGMAR yess!

Wed. 3/25/09 11:20am Ken:

Yes, they are all really nice. All 230 of them.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:22am G:

230, funfun.

Does that mean you had to take a number to use the bathroom? Or pee in jars and pour it down the sink?

Wed. 3/25/09 11:22am Lizardner Dave:

Ken's tiki torches will keep the 'skeeters off us as we storm Disney World.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:22am Carmichael:

Thank God Dagmar Krause found an actual melody line. Don't EVER play Mr. Rainbow.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:24am Carmichael:

btw, I take credit for inventing the line, "It's all poxy!".

Wed. 3/25/09 11:27am Bäd R☺nald:

Sam Stone?

Wed. 3/25/09 11:29am Cecile:

ah, that swamp gee-tar.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:29am Vicki:

Brian Turner just posted some video footage of the Disney shoot here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qL6P3OSbLAs

Wed. 3/25/09 11:30am Pearlÿ Sweets:

Tony Joe White has a thing against men who don't drink whole milk and chicken-fried steak with white sausage gravy.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:30am GP:

Morning all..missed some good commentary, music, etc.

Jesus has tattoos? I actually saw a mural like this painted in a community building in Honduras. I was pretty powerful but the kids just seemed to ignore it, ocassionaly you would catch a few of the younger ones studying it.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:30am Carmichael:

Poke Salad Cowboys.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:30am Ken From Hyde Park:

Nancy messed up that girl's record. It's all melted and stuff.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:32am GP:

mmm.Chicken fried steak

Wed. 3/25/09 11:32am Pearlÿ Sweets:

In an open letter sent by Tony Joe White to the mother's of america. He warned them that if they created meek children he would push them down the stairs, but only because he loves them and cares for them. The other day I ordered a salad and he busted my lip and called me a faggot.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:32am PMD:

Nancy's been possessed by the devil. I mean, Disney.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:32am Cecile:

*dead laughing*

Wed. 3/25/09 11:32am Sean Daily:

Not even close to first comment! Woo hoo!

Wed. 3/25/09 11:32am S. Dali:

Ernie Bushmiller ripped me off all the time.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:33am Bäd R☺nald:

Nice one Vicki!

Wed. 3/25/09 11:34am chris:

OMG this is funny

Wed. 3/25/09 11:34am PMD:

Jesus needs to get with the times and get a cell phone.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:34am Jim:

I would definitely have taken that picture of Jesus and the junkie instead of the Velvet Spector.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:34am chris:

makes me think of Anna NIcole Smith

Wed. 3/25/09 11:35am Pearlÿ Sweets:

Troy Hess is EXACTLY the type of kid that Tony Joe White is against.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:35am Vicki:

was Brian that posted the YouTube link to the staff list, just passing it on

Wed. 3/25/09 11:35am Sean Daily:

So Arnie is going to pahmp (clap) us up?

Wed. 3/25/09 11:36am GP:

Dude, I think that is Greg Allman callin in his order

Wed. 3/25/09 11:36am AnAnonymousParty:

Now all we need to hear nest id "I'm in love with a Stripper".

Wed. 3/25/09 11:36am dei x:

Arnie exercising is right up there with the stalling tape. You just know someone's left the DJ booth.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:37am Cecile:

What ever happened to that hilarious, crappy animation to "Don't Stop Believing"? With the Moose...

Wed. 3/25/09 11:37am chris:

Ken, you are currently outdoing yourself with this combo

Wed. 3/25/09 11:37am maria:

oh yea- south park disney -- ken play it play it!!!

Wed. 3/25/09 11:37am still b/p:

Uptown...uptown!

Wed. 3/25/09 11:37am John from Oslo:

Negativland - Gimme The Mermaid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTrHwH2gEY8

Wed. 3/25/09 11:37am Sean Daily:

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Wed. 3/25/09 11:38am AnAnonymousParty:

Geez, who can lift a phone booth with their feet?

Wed. 3/25/09 11:38am Carmichael:

How about a "Song of the South" mix? Laughing Place/Jesse Helms would tickle my corndog ...

Wed. 3/25/09 11:39am Bäd R☺nald:

Awesome!

Wed. 3/25/09 11:40am Pearlÿ Sweets:

Don't you kinda want Sex Bomb to turn into You Dropped a Bomb on Me or vice-versa. If my recording equipment was working at home I'd do it. I'd drop a sex bomb on all of you.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:44am Bäd R☺nald:

I'll say it again...

Take Me to Disney World!

http://tinyurl.com/takeme-todisney

Wed. 3/25/09 11:45am Cecile:

Pearly, put the pedal to the metal and burn rubber on that project...

Wed. 3/25/09 11:46am Pearlÿ Sweets:

The home computer is current DOA, but! hopefully soon I shall be getting a new one and all will be right in the world... including a "You Dropped a Sex Bomb On Me" Monster-Mash-Up.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:47am Cecile:

AW THIS IS THE BEST SONG OVER

Wed. 3/25/09 11:47am Sean Daily:

Put dahwn the corn dahg you little girlie man and start those crahnches! Roust, you schwein! Ahp down ahp down ahp down ahp down ahp down ahp down ahp down ahp down ahp down ahp down ahp down ahp down ahp down ahp down ahp down ahp down ahp down ahp down ahp down ahp down ahp down ahp down ahp down ahp down ahp down ahp down ahp down ahp down ahp down ahp down ahp down ahp down ahp down ahp down...

Wed. 3/25/09 11:50am Carmichael:

Dread Zeppelin?

Wed. 3/25/09 11:50am Izzy:

Kenny G starts early today...

Wed. 3/25/09 11:50am Cecile:

I love this version as well.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:51am ?:

"Look, listen and learn, dirtbag. THIS is how you play an Em7 chord. See? Fingers arched! Screw it up again and you're goin' downtown."

Wed. 3/25/09 11:51am Doug from DC:

Jeez, I haven't heard this record since a friend played me his copy back in '79.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:52am GP:

No..I think this is one (1) better than the best song ever.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:52am Doug from DC:

I remember, they did Also Spracht Zarathustra, too.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:53am Cecile:

hey, for some reason, I want to hear Afroman

Wed. 3/25/09 11:53am Unclear on the Concept:

"Hakuna Matata" is Japanese?

Wed. 3/25/09 11:53am paul:

PUMBAA NOT IN FRONT OF THE KIDZ!!!1!1!

Wed. 3/25/09 11:53am Carmichael:

I'd like to hear the theme from Mannix.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:54am Sean Daily:

Fun Fact: "Hakuna Matata" means "Please to marry my underage tentacles" in Japanese

Wed. 3/25/09 11:54am Mac:

Last posting! Stick a corn weenie in it!

Wed. 3/25/09 11:54am cecile:

i'm stoned.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:55am Bäd R☺nald:

But then you got high?

Wed. 3/25/09 11:55am Real Cecile:

No, but I wish.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:56am stingy d:

fake cecile.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:57am Pearlÿ Sweets:

so wait... does the real cecile want to hear afroman or only the fake cecile? Or is the real cecile high or is it the fake cecile that is high?

Wed. 3/25/09 11:58am NS Andy:

I'm nauseous

Wed. 3/25/09 11:58am Budgie:

Where's my present, jerk!

Wed. 3/25/09 11:58am stingy d:

the real cecile wants to hear afroman and get high, as the fake cecile, i know this.

Wed. 3/25/09 11:59am Cecile:

Bwah, stinge.
You are a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in crispy bacon.

Wed. 3/25/09 12:00pm paul:

davo lives in portland... try and track him down, or something

Wed. 3/25/09 12:00pm Parq:

Mmm, bacon.

Wed. 3/25/09 12:00pm Irwin:

You missed the biggest Disney star of all. Bigger than Mickey. I'll rectify that oversight later this afternoon.

Wed. 3/25/09 12:00pm Pearlÿ Sweets:

Well.... then it is settled. Ken's show wins "Show wars"

Wed. 3/25/09 12:00pm stingy d:

yea i can help you with your hankering, but i'll come to you, don't you come to me.

Wed. 3/25/09 12:01pm Unclear on Concept:

Irwin is gonna rectify?

Wed. 3/25/09 12:01pm Cecile:

bwah!

Wed. 3/25/09 12:01pm Angela Lansbury:

Remember me in "Budgies and Broomsticks"?

Wed. 3/25/09 12:02pm Irwin:

I am a paragon of rectitude.

Wed. 3/25/09 12:02pm Cecile:

and the very model of a modern major general

Wed. 3/25/09 12:03pm Doug from DC:

He also said the road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom.

Wed. 3/25/09 12:03pm Mark:

.....perhaps only through a long, ordered, and rational disordering of the senses....

Wed. 3/25/09 12:03pm Cecile:

And he liked tigers

Wed. 3/25/09 12:04pm Bäd R☺nald:

Heh heh "rectitude"!

Wed. 3/25/09 12:04pm Sean Daily:

If the doors of perception were cleansed, then you head man will show up drunk and stoned at one of your gigs and expose himself to the audience. Which is also cool, but not exactly smacking of cosmic wisdom.

Wed. 3/25/09 12:04pm Lizardner Dave:

Oh shit, it's gonna be a Hannah Montana marathon on irwin's show.

Wed. 3/25/09 12:04pm Pearlÿ Sweets:

Ray is really good at playing the organ.

Wed. 3/25/09 12:04pm Bäd R☺nald:

Queen!

Wed. 3/25/09 12:04pm Cecile:

And John Milton was his artistic frenemy

Wed. 3/25/09 12:04pm stingy d:

hey everybody go to the clemente soto velez cultural center on april 4th and i will dj! and special secret guest that is a wfmu fan-fav will perform!! and i'm excited! and i want to tell everyone!!!

Wed. 3/25/09 12:04pm Pearlÿ Sweets:

I was thinking David Peel, but only because I recently got the rhino handmade reissue.

Wed. 3/25/09 12:04pm JCityJensen:

PLAY SOME STOOGES!

Wed. 3/25/09 12:05pm Cecile:

play that Kidsi n the Hall song

Wed. 3/25/09 12:05pm mark:

wha happened?

Wed. 3/25/09 12:05pm Pearlÿ Sweets:

stingy, if you tour your DJ bus down to the Southern States I'll be sure to come out.

Wed. 3/25/09 12:06pm Sean Daily:

FREEBIRD! Whooooooooo (pass out drunk)

Wed. 3/25/09 12:06pm Carmichael:

Did the damn Russkies steal our satellite signal? Is this CCCP1?

Wed. 3/25/09 12:06pm NS Andy:

Kenny Geez!

Wed. 3/25/09 12:07pm Cecile:

CCCP1! CCCP2! CCCP3! CCCP4!

Wed. 3/25/09 12:07pm Mark:

oh god, it's going to be one of these....I'm ready.

Wed. 3/25/09 12:07pm Pearlÿ Sweets:

I figure if it is Kenny G's show, just expect it. The sound drops out... it's Kenny. My computer crashes... Kenny. I go to a bathroom break and forget to clock out... Kenny.

Wed. 3/25/09 12:09pm stingy d:

i'm trying pearl.

Wed. 3/25/09 4:15pm johnc:

Great show... but I kept waiting to hear Timbuk 3's "Dis---land (Was Made For You & Me)" off of Big Shot in the Dark... dang, now i gotta go dig up the LP in my closet...under the CDs and videotapes...next to my Amiga computer.

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