Ken | Playlist | 18 March 2009

Wed. 3/18/09 9:01am From: Ghengis Jung

Good Morning

Wed. 3/18/09 9:02am From: Parq

Ken, what a thrill it was seeing the infamous Dell in action Sunday night.

Wed. 3/18/09 9:02am From: annie

morning ken

Wed. 3/18/09 9:02am From: cribley

Hail Zatumba.

Wed. 3/18/09 9:03am From: listener mark

Good Morning Ken.
Good Morning All.

Wed. 3/18/09 9:04am From: JJZ

This music is so hot I might be scalded if I don't wear protective clothing.

Wed. 3/18/09 9:08am From: dei xhrist

yay! If I can't get Id M ThefT Able, Zatumba fits the bill right ready.

Wed. 3/18/09 9:09am From: Ken

Hello everybody!! Thanks to all who pledged or helped!!

Wed. 3/18/09 9:09am From: texas scott

good morning,Ken.
I was challenged earlier this week by several listeners...
They said that if I survived wednesday's shows,
I would be a true,die-hard wfmu fan.
So far,so good....

Wed. 3/18/09 9:09am From: cribley

Wow, Ken. I think you found the opposite of Sly.

Wed. 3/18/09 9:09am From: amy

ken, i have a dell laptop that is yours for the destroying if you want it...

Wed. 3/18/09 9:11am From: Lizardner Dave

Good morning all.

Wed. 3/18/09 9:12am From: annie

scott, hold on..... you ain't seen nuthin yet

Wed. 3/18/09 9:12am From: NEGATOR

Ken, you're on! I would give a testicle to this station if I could afford it (accident). You are my favorite DJ of all-time! Keep up the great effort and I'll keep giving back. Even with your back problem, nausea, kitty tranquilizer addiction (Tramadol), badly needing to urinate bladder (lake show), Shitty Dell equipment, etc......

Wed. 3/18/09 9:14am From: BSI

This Blandon track is hauntingly close to Bonzo Dog Band's "my pink half of the drainpipe"... or is it that the coffee hasn't kicked in yet?

Wed. 3/18/09 9:15am From: Happy Listener

Glad to hear that the marrathon went well, Ken! Thanks for all the great shows.

Wed. 3/18/09 9:15am From: Ken

Dell / Tascam in the house! Thanks to Mark Slaughter for figuring out the audio problem in time for the marathon - save my ass!!

Wed. 3/18/09 9:16am From: Bäd R☺nald

Morning folks.

"my pink half..." is hilarious BSI!

Wed. 3/18/09 9:17am From: Unclear on the concept

I liked that song from "Man of La Mancha" sung in Spanish. Hey, I've got a cool idea! What if we did a production of the show where the whole story is *set* in Spain?

Wed. 3/18/09 9:17am From: gigantor

This may be the best Corn Weenie yet!

Wed. 3/18/09 9:19am From: Ken

Unclear on the Concept, that's completely insane! Man of La Mancha is set on 47th Street!

Wed. 3/18/09 9:19am From: annie

i'd love to see a remix of the taped excerpts from o'reilly's book "those who trespass"

Wed. 3/18/09 9:20am From: listener mark

90.1 is off the air!!!!!

Wed. 3/18/09 9:20am From: Lizardner Dave

Will "The Larry Tapes" ever be available for purchase? Seriously, I'd kick in an extra fifteen bucks on top of what I pledged for a copy. Don't even need the keychain.

Wed. 3/18/09 9:24am From: annie

wow. that was quick!!

Wed. 3/18/09 9:24am From: Ken

90.1 is off the air?! I think we'll be hearing a lot more Jonathan Kane while I look into it. Shite!

Wed. 3/18/09 9:26am From: PMD

Ken, morning. and, oh, go to hell.

Wed. 3/18/09 9:30am From: Ken

OK 90.1 is back on the air. That's two T1s down in three days! It's all AIG's fault!!! Who hates AIG?!!!

Wed. 3/18/09 9:32am From: annie

ok, i'll bite... i do!

Wed. 3/18/09 9:32am From: -max-

Morning Ken, Sweden, Zatumba, et al...
Still working on photos from the finale. I did get a shot of the infamous wardrobe malfunction. I'll clear that one with you, Ken, before I post it.
Thank you to everyone who helped ensure that this miracle known as WFMU lives on!

Wed. 3/18/09 9:32am From: listener mark

90.1 is back!!!!!

Wed. 3/18/09 9:33am From: Ghengis Jung

I hate AIG!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!

Wed. 3/18/09 9:34am From: cribley

AIG ate my peanut butter sandwich.

Wed. 3/18/09 9:34am From: texas scott

AIG can SUCKITT!!!

Wed. 3/18/09 9:35am From: PMD

AIG will burn in hell for sending fmu off the air.
I love how they're scared of LAWYERS... oh poor them... they'd be SUED if they didn't hand out millions of dollars...

Wed. 3/18/09 9:35am From: Jøe Steele

How does Nicolas Cage keep getting work?

Wed. 3/18/09 9:35am From: JD

AIG are demons, DEMONS!

Wed. 3/18/09 9:35am From: Ike

AIG is also operating all those Caribbean and Haitian pirate radio stations that interfere with non-commercial stations. I hate AIG with the passion of a thousand fiery nuns!

Wed. 3/18/09 9:35am From: listener mark

my brother was killed at the AIG hat factory!!

Wed. 3/18/09 9:35am From: triish

hey, don't knock the reptiles and insects of this planet by making such a comparison!

Wed. 3/18/09 9:35am From: HotRod

SUCKITT!!!

Wed. 3/18/09 9:36am From: Lizardner Dave

AIG kicked my cats this morning

Wed. 3/18/09 9:36am From: Joshua K

Humans rule, AIG can suck it.

Wed. 3/18/09 9:36am From: Bäd R☺nald

AIG gave me crabs!!!!

Wed. 3/18/09 9:36am From: The Man

I love AIG, screw you all.

Wed. 3/18/09 9:37am From: Listenerer David

I throw my shoe at AIG

Wed. 3/18/09 9:37am From: BSI

where's MY bonus? eh?
Until it arrives, AIG may continue to suckit.

Wed. 3/18/09 9:37am From: Ike

Jøe Steele, AIG is making sure Nic Cage keeps getting hired.

Wed. 3/18/09 9:38am From: Ken From Hyde Park

Know what? AIG makes me mad!

Wed. 3/18/09 9:38am From: dentron

Just think of the bailout disasters that didn't get blown up by the media... AIG is just the tip. Sick.

Wed. 3/18/09 9:39am From: Pieter

AIG will steal all our corn !

Wed. 3/18/09 9:39am From: Lizardner Dave

AIG WILL ATONE!!!!!!

Wed. 3/18/09 9:39am From: NEGATOR

AIG is run by Mugwumps!

Wed. 3/18/09 9:39am From: gumby

AIG is an Obama's MAMA!

Wed. 3/18/09 9:40am From: missinglink

its not aig's fault its pig's fault whats his name blarny frank.watch foxnews.com and you will learn.

Wed. 3/18/09 9:40am From: Bäd R☺nald

AIG serves fried babies in it's cafeteria.

Wed. 3/18/09 9:40am From: dei x

It's Madoff, deliberately, and personally because he is not a Woof Mooer.

Wed. 3/18/09 9:41am From: NEGATOR

AIG is run by Mugwumps and talking assholes.

Wed. 3/18/09 9:41am From: Dei x

Rilly, Ronald? I'm changing my lunch plans. Jetpool anyone?

Wed. 3/18/09 9:42am From: -max-

Worse yet, the former head of AIG is suing AIG (which means us, the public, since we now own it!) because the shares he held went down in value. So many bastards....

Wed. 3/18/09 9:42am From: Jøe Steele

I shoulda known.

Wed. 3/18/09 9:42am From: annie

joke for st pat's day...
http://www.opednews.com/articles/Joke-For-St-Patrick-s-Day-by-the-web-090317-39.html

Wed. 3/18/09 9:43am From: texas scott

A I G, branch of the SLEESTAK NATION!!!

Wed. 3/18/09 9:43am From: Joshua K

I bet if you asked dave emory he could tell you how AIG is tied to the islamo-fascist neonazi milieu

Wed. 3/18/09 9:44am From: annie

say millieu again, he loves that word. say it!!

Wed. 3/18/09 9:46am From: BSI

mucous, please!

Wed. 3/18/09 9:47am From: Lizardner Dave

AIG ATE ALL THE CORN WEENIES!!! REALLY REALLY!!!!

Wed. 3/18/09 9:49am From: missinlink

no the bobama administration is,weather they know it or not. bobama is playing everyone,its like he's driving 100 mph with a car full of people an cuts the wheel all the way what do you thinks gonna happen,you'd be lucky to just lose your pants.!

Wed. 3/18/09 9:49am From: Ken

Joshua- Dave Emory was on that 4 years ago! He knew what big meanies AIG were long before anybody else!

Wed. 3/18/09 9:50am From: jaypee

Wait, was that a secret Bill O'Reilly creepy porn sample I just heard?

Wed. 3/18/09 9:51am From: NS Andy

Wow- I just accidentally had a description of waterboarding running on Democracy Now while Flipper was playing. I thought that you were doing it.

Now I understand.

Wed. 3/18/09 9:51am From: annie

jaypee it is taken from "those who trepass" his book...

Wed. 3/18/09 9:52am From: NEGATOR

Listen to Free your mind... in one headphone speaker. Sounds very cool.

Wed. 3/18/09 9:52am From: Bäd R☺nald

Obama Received a $101,332 Bonus from AIG:
http://tinyurl.com/aigbama

Wed. 3/18/09 9:52am From: Joshua K

Those Who Trespass: A Novel of Television and Murder (ISBN 0-7679-1381-7) is a 1998 novel by US television personality Bill O'Reilly.
The antagonist is a tall, "no-nonsense" television journalist named Shannon Michaels, described as the product of two Celtic parents, who is pushed out by Global News Network, and systematically murders the people who ruined his career.

Wed. 3/18/09 9:53am From: cribley

missinlink: I detect latent conservatism in your sarcasm.

Wed. 3/18/09 9:53am From: jaypee

Thank you annie, couldn't remember the name of his "book".
Ken, more Bill O'Reilly please, I crave general grossout and shivers.

Wed. 3/18/09 9:54am From: JCityJensen

Morning Ken!

Wed. 3/18/09 9:54am From: Momager

My sister went to Marist with O'Reilly. She said he was the douche who would pick out the tiniest, weakest, ugliest young freshman woman and make her the focus of his ridicule. His "douchedom" is inate - not a charater.

Wed. 3/18/09 9:55am From: annie

frikkin conservatives are nasty people. every which way you look at it

Wed. 3/18/09 9:56am From: texas scott

hey missinlink,don't dis the gays like that.

Wed. 3/18/09 9:56am From: Momager

I don't know. I live in the Slope. There's nothing meaner than an angry hippie.

Wed. 3/18/09 9:57am From: missinlink

i didn't post the last comment!

Wed. 3/18/09 9:58am From: potmanpaul

...i should be so lucky! salutations ken, and boy are you popular today!

Wed. 3/18/09 9:58am From: texas scott

free your ass and your mind will follow

Wed. 3/18/09 9:58am From: annie

yeah, but we don't shy from OUR perversions. we embrace them!! just read the personals in utne reader sometime, boy are there some kinky hippies out there!

Wed. 3/18/09 9:59am From: PMD

Kinky hippy. Isn't that redundant?

Wed. 3/18/09 9:59am From: Momager

YO PdaP! DJ Mama here! How's the weather over there?

Wed. 3/18/09 10:00am From: Ghengis Jung

Brainticket!!!

Wed. 3/18/09 10:00am From: jaypee

PMD, I think you're talking about stinky hippy, not kinky.

Wed. 3/18/09 10:00am From: BSI

Kranky Hippy, here.
psychedelic cynics represent!

...and yes, infinite thanks for the Brainticket...

Wed. 3/18/09 10:01am From: annie

watch it PMD, i know where you live and i'll drive my vw microbus down there and plant pot seeds on your yard!!

Wed. 3/18/09 10:01am From: texas scott

damn,missinlink....you might want to go with decaf next time.

Wed. 3/18/09 10:02am From: momager

So true, so true. I am permanently scarred from seeing the naked hippies at the "tantric sex class" on HBO's "Real Sex" - nothing worse than naked, angry hippies.

Wed. 3/18/09 10:02am From: sugarwolf

hey Momager, my mother went out with one of O'Reilly's Marist drinking buddies when she was at college, she said he was a jerk then, too.

Wed. 3/18/09 10:03am From: annie

at least we wear our kinkiness and crankyness on our sleeve!! o'reilly has to hide it in "fiction"

Wed. 3/18/09 10:03am From: PMD

annie, and who says that would be a bad thing?? you fell into my trap... hehaho

Wed. 3/18/09 10:03am From: Ken

Missinlink speaks the truth! You can tell because he uses all caps.

Wed. 3/18/09 10:03am From: Lizardner Dave

I'll say it again: put the Larry tapes in the WFMU store and I'm buyin'.

Wed. 3/18/09 10:04am From: missinlink

the guy that owns the news network NBC also owns GE,you know the people that polluted the hudson river,he has been placed in the bobama admin advisory board.everything coming out of nbc news is always going to be roses when it comes to bobama.they never tell you whats really really happening.

Wed. 3/18/09 10:04am From: postmanpaul

dj mama mia!! you should bia over hia, it's a beautiful hot sunny spring morning. and if it carries on like this i'm heading for the beach!

Wed. 3/18/09 10:04am From: PMD

Isn't stinky part of kinky? for some...

Wed. 3/18/09 10:04am From: annie

PMD- your secret is out, no new book deals for you!

Wed. 3/18/09 10:05am From: momager

to pdap: I used to live with this Irish guy who, upon walking outside to a warm, rainy day, would say, "Aaaah! It's a beautiful Irish summer day Let's head for the beach!"

Wed. 3/18/09 10:06am From: Momager

missinlink: you talkin' bout Alec Baldwin?

Wed. 3/18/09 10:07am From: cribley

sounds like mike rowe wants me to take my pants off.

Wed. 3/18/09 10:07am From: PMD

32kmp3 was spitting and burping for me. I had to switch to 128k. I don't really understand how they are different except for the numbers...but I usually go with lower to have less drag on the work network... which may be nonsense...

Wed. 3/18/09 10:08am From: postmanpaul

...my kind of irishman.

Wed. 3/18/09 10:08am From: jaypee

missinklink, that's awesome. I love the JEWS and have a keen interest in DEMOCRATIC UNDERGROUND SHADOW GOVERNMENTS.

Wed. 3/18/09 10:09am From: momager

missinlink: you forgot about the Scientologists and Mormons!

Wed. 3/18/09 10:09am From: The Man

Puh-lease... I know the truth.

Wed. 3/18/09 10:09am From: stingy d

i'm so tiled...

Wed. 3/18/09 10:09am From: Budgie

Where's my present, Jerk?

Wed. 3/18/09 10:09am From: maria

AIG execs should be forced to turn over 10 percent of their 'bonuses' to wfmu. can you imagine?

Wed. 3/18/09 10:10am From: annie

check out that st pat's joke, it's a hoot!,, scroll up

Wed. 3/18/09 10:10am From: dave

clear channel runs the country?

Wed. 3/18/09 10:10am From: jaypee

Oh, missinglink is a freeper. It's all so clear now.

Wed. 3/18/09 10:10am From: missinlink

i did'nt post the last post! but it could be true.

Wed. 3/18/09 10:11am From: Ken

Missinlink - I dont believe you anymore. For some unknown reason you're just not as convincing as you used to be. I dont know what it is. I was right with you at first, but now... I dont know. It all kind of rings hollow.

Wed. 3/18/09 10:11am From: cribley

hory clap, it is bill o. i may end up buying one of his books after all.

Wed. 3/18/09 10:11am From: Bäd R☺nald

Hey Stingy thanks for the Class Set, it's nice!

Wed. 3/18/09 10:11am From: texas scott

hey,Ken i think missinlink is a collective

Wed. 3/18/09 10:11am From: cribley

nah, i'll go to the library.

Wed. 3/18/09 10:12am From: cheri

hello everybody--this past sunday i became a godmother to my nephew....i'm very happy!!!

Wed. 3/18/09 10:12am From: mooose

Hey, my favorite song!

Wed. 3/18/09 10:13am From: stingy d

no problem ronald, i'm just glad that didn't get ignored!! cool!

Wed. 3/18/09 10:13am From: annie

maybe guteneberg will deem "those who trespass" archives-worthy and get it online!!

Wed. 3/18/09 10:13am From: texas scott

congrats,cheri!!

Wed. 3/18/09 10:13am From: cribley

Apparently the audio book is abridged. I guess even He couldn't stand to read the whole thing.

Wed. 3/18/09 10:14am From: PodSean

....LOVE this.

Wed. 3/18/09 10:14am From: BSI

HEY!
AIG just phoned in with a Mouse of Today Pledge!
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.............
oh, wait, can they do that?

Wed. 3/18/09 10:14am From: momager

That's awesome news Cheri! But does that mean you have to promote Catholicism to the kid?

Wed. 3/18/09 10:15am From: stingy d

so i joined twitter, and now i'm following you ken... muha muhaha muHahHAHAHCOUGHFCOUGH!!!!!!

Wed. 3/18/09 10:15am From: joshua K

Could WFMU make use old web servers, like ones that are a generator or two behind? I wonder if my boss wants to get rid of any.

Wed. 3/18/09 10:15am From: missinlink

this is a great tune aint it.

Wed. 3/18/09 10:16am From: Momager

Great show Ken! Have a nice day everyone! Sick me has to take sick Johnny Cash to pediatrician!

Wed. 3/18/09 10:16am From: yakov

in communist twitter, ken follows you.

Wed. 3/18/09 10:17am From: stingy d

hey get lost you commie creep!

Wed. 3/18/09 10:18am From: SYCOPHANT

KEN, I LOVE YOU AND WFMU

Wed. 3/18/09 10:18am From: annie

What the HELL is twitter? and how can we get rid of it?

Wed. 3/18/09 10:18am From: dei x

why do the jews control the media? because they're better at writing jokes.

Wed. 3/18/09 10:19am From: missinglink

i didnt post that last post so i added the g.

Wed. 3/18/09 10:19am From: momager

Well, as I said, on my way to Doctor to do just that!

Wed. 3/18/09 10:19am From: stingy d

annie... i'm afraid it's going to be official. it appears to be like text messaging for the your community of friends and associates.

Wed. 3/18/09 10:20am From: n/a

off with those pants

Wed. 3/18/09 10:20am From: eewww..

do i have to?

Wed. 3/18/09 10:20am From: momager

Sycophant: you sound an awful lot like KH - and if you're not in school, you're dead!

Wed. 3/18/09 10:21am From: Jøe Steele

Does this mean you're gonna play Hanna Montana?

Wed. 3/18/09 10:21am From: jeremy, the listener

what am i supposed to do once i have my pants off?

Wed. 3/18/09 10:21am From: Lizardner Dave

Smell that? It's the smell of the comments stream being shut down.

Wed. 3/18/09 10:23am From: ~L

Your daughter is so smart!!!

Wed. 3/18/09 10:24am From: randy

you looked beautiful

Wed. 3/18/09 10:24am From: dc pat

Ken! You can say "asshole"??

Wed. 3/18/09 10:25am From: PMD

I want to hear the real flipper. You know, they call him FLIPPER, FLIPPER, he lives in a world full of wonder...

Wed. 3/18/09 10:25am From: Doug from DC

Ken, Bob Iger's on the phone. He wants to know what you said to Nicholas Cage to make him so upset. He's locked himself in Studio B and won't come out.

Wed. 3/18/09 10:25am From: Parq

Ken, you *didn't* look like an asshole, you looked -- oh god, how can I put it, RADIANT! I think you should seriously consider that look for the next time you have to meet with Auricle's mortgage lender

Wed. 3/18/09 10:25am From: Ghengis Jung

Hooray for Ableton!

Wed. 3/18/09 10:26am From: annie

tell em about the other pipe, ken. say it!!

Wed. 3/18/09 10:27am From: sugarwolf

Ken, I thought your necklace was very stunning.

Wed. 3/18/09 10:27am From: cribley

no wait. THIS is the opposite of Sly.

Wed. 3/18/09 10:27am From: randy

is this from cabaret?

Wed. 3/18/09 10:28am From: Reno

Hey Ken, how about new call letters: WHOR

Wed. 3/18/09 10:28am From: Jøe Steele

Maybe put Nic Cage on today instead of Kenny G ...see what happens.

Wed. 3/18/09 10:28am From: Hugo

Undoubtedly the most ominous song of the "Cabaret" movie!

Wed. 3/18/09 10:28am From: Jess

If tomorrow belongs to me, who does today belong to?

Wed. 3/18/09 10:28am From: Ken

Missinlink, you were so much more charismatic and convincing at the start of the thread. What happened? We need strong conservative thinkers here. But you lost it! Get back on the good foot!

Wed. 3/18/09 10:28am From: Parq

Ken, if this is from the movie, "Unknown" is Oliver Collignon. Hooray for IMDB.

Wed. 3/18/09 10:29am From: annie

the scene itself was very scary

Wed. 3/18/09 10:30am From: dei x

conspiracies are bunk. Just look at all the people around you who have been "trained". Still think a long term, multi layered, subtle plan of anything is possible? s'all chaos theory.

Wed. 3/18/09 10:30am From: Pearlÿ Sweets

Best version of waiting room yet.

Wed. 3/18/09 10:30am From: mooose

is there filming action round the station? i'll be passing by on my bike soon and will see!

Wed. 3/18/09 10:31am From: dc pat

yay, Fugazi.

Wed. 3/18/09 10:31am From: BSI

You're worrying me, Freedman. Fugazi without alterations?

Wed. 3/18/09 10:32am From: Doug from DC

Yeah

Wed. 3/18/09 10:33am From: kenn

i didnt know you could put anyones name to your statments.

Wed. 3/18/09 10:33am From: dc pat

it was altered a bit.

Wed. 3/18/09 10:34am From: dc pat

did you guys ever hear Mambo Kurt's version of waiting room? hilarious.

Wed. 3/18/09 10:35am From: stingy d

oh, so i went to eisenberg's... grilled cheese with bacon, fries. was right on target, grilled to perfection!

Wed. 3/18/09 10:35am From: Swami

Walk me through this. . . major media outlets don't give us the clear transparent truth? When did that start?

Wed. 3/18/09 10:36am From: -max-

Ah, Humppa!! That hits the spot!

Wed. 3/18/09 10:36am From: mooose

These comments are weird today.

Wed. 3/18/09 10:36am From: Freddy from: West Orange Plumbing Supply

I'd like to here some Anthony Braxton

Wed. 3/18/09 10:37am From: dc pät

right on, thanks singy! I wonder if they have facon..

Wed. 3/18/09 10:37am From: joshua K

I'd like to hear the soundtrack to paint your wagon

Wed. 3/18/09 10:38am From: annie

oh, man, my speakers are dancin back and forth. i love it!

Wed. 3/18/09 10:38am From: bbell

elakelaiset is fun to listen to on your iPod in the gym. It makes me smile on the treadmill.

Wed. 3/18/09 10:38am From: Bäd R☺nald

Is this Making Plans for Nigel?

Wed. 3/18/09 10:38am From: dave

gold fever

Wed. 3/18/09 10:38am From: dc pät

I'm with FfWOPS

Wed. 3/18/09 10:39am From: stingy d

parq might know, but they seemed like the type of guys that would look at you and go... just get without bacon.... and just stare at you some more

Wed. 3/18/09 10:39am From: HotRod

FACON!!!!

Wed. 3/18/09 10:39am From: Parq

Wow, these humppa lyrics are really disorienting. It took me half the song to place this melody.

Wed. 3/18/09 10:40am From: texas scott

okay,i'll pick up where missinlink left off
Ken is a Disney whore!

Wed. 3/18/09 10:41am From: Hugo

Always a fine selection of Helge Schneider concerts at Dime a Dozen for those of you familiar with bit torrents. Eiersalat = Eggsalad for your info. Not too sure about Elakelaiset, to be honest, but the Finns are something unto themselves (and incomprehensible to the rest of us Nordics, language-wise and otherwise).

Wed. 3/18/09 10:42am From: dc pät

just kiddin' really...

Wed. 3/18/09 10:45am From: GP

Mornign all..It must be a new record for comments. Don't have time to backtrack and read all, so excuse me for jumping in this pool.

Wed. 3/18/09 10:45am From: Bäd R☺nald

Cannonball!!

Wed. 3/18/09 10:46am From: owen

tatu RULE.

Wed. 3/18/09 10:46am From: Jessica

Hej, Hugo. Hola, [h]everyone. Nothing like waking to the Flipper and the PFunk. I'm going to try and channel 1981-me for the rest of the day, see if I can't get something accomplished around here.

Wed. 3/18/09 10:46am From: Ken

RStill over 100 away from the commenting record, so please blame more stuff on AIG, those inconsiderate but well intentioned one bad eggs!

Wed. 3/18/09 10:46am From: annie

mornin gp, take the time to scroll up to the st pats joke,.... or not....

Wed. 3/18/09 10:47am From: GP

Bad Ron..seems more like a cliff dive this morning ( correct spelling this time) !

Wed. 3/18/09 10:47am From: dc pät

we can fill comments up with more grilled cheese talk..

Wed. 3/18/09 10:48am From: owen

the drummer from my old (metal) band crashed his car at about 10 mph, cos he was drumming along to tatu too enthusiastically on the wheel...

Wed. 3/18/09 10:48am From: Parq

Is that like "Can you count, suckers?", or is it "Can you count suckers?" You know, like one sucker, two suckers . . .

Wed. 3/18/09 10:48am From: Hugo

M.A. Numminen doing Wittgenstein is ... er ... interesting. Looking at the pics from the fmu marathon final, there was someone actually sporting a Wittgenstein t-shirt. Huh??

Wed. 3/18/09 10:48am From: mooose

I like mine with MARMITE

Wed. 3/18/09 10:49am From: GP

M A R M I T E rules..especially on vanilla ice cream..yum

Wed. 3/18/09 10:49am From: Jess

mmm Grilled cheese. Gots to be Alton Brown's instructions- some mozzarella, a little parm, and maybe a slice of tomato.

Wed. 3/18/09 10:50am From: Bäd R☺nald

Clark, AIG peed on the sandwiches!

Wed. 3/18/09 10:50am From: Budgie

Where's my present, suckers?

Wed. 3/18/09 10:50am From: jξrξmy, thξ listξnξr

when i was in elementary school, i thought breaking a record in phys ed meant everyone standing around a garbage can while some kid actually broke a 45

Wed. 3/18/09 10:50am From: Jøe Steele

Ha ha! Warriors.

How come I never see any members of the Baseball Furies running around?

Wed. 3/18/09 10:50am From: BSI

Comment bulk is easy. But QUALITY comment bulk?
I, for one, refuse to get over cupcake dog. Seriously. It's a problem, I know.

Wed. 3/18/09 10:50am From: texas scott

i like this show REALLYREALLY

Wed. 3/18/09 10:50am From: texas scoot

id like to hear chocolate city by parliment

Wed. 3/18/09 10:50am From: dei x

AIG borrowed my tupperware and microwaved rancid spagetti in it

Wed. 3/18/09 10:52am From: -max-

AIG killed the cupcake dog.

Wed. 3/18/09 10:52am From: GP

Someone said this first on BoingBoing so I can't take credit for it but.......All the bonuses at AIG should be paid ONLY in AIG stock..if they want a better bonus, then WORK for it like everyone else. Stock price goes up = bonus.

Wed. 3/18/09 10:52am From: dc pät

alton brown over-complicates everything but that does sound like a winner recipe. tomato slice is essential.

Wed. 3/18/09 10:53am From: B Z

Not AIG hot dog, but AIG weenie... Like Coney Island.

Wed. 3/18/09 10:53am From: texas scott

AIG ate my cornweenie.

Wed. 3/18/09 10:54am From: annie

those grilled cheese use a stick of butter right?? and do they use a croque monsieur?

Wed. 3/18/09 10:54am From: Jess

I knew it! Nick Cage is really a robot!

Wed. 3/18/09 10:55am From: dc pat

you know what? probably take some shit for this but I use olive oil on my grilled cheeses.

Wed. 3/18/09 10:56am From: Bäd R☺nald

AIG created ED.

Wed. 3/18/09 10:56am From: Glenn L

Hey Texas Scott - stick around for Kenny G's show at noon.
It's the true test of the WFMU listener. If you want to hear
Chocolate City, check Kenny G's archives from just after the Pres election. He played over & over for 3 hours. His entire show. No kidding.

Wed. 3/18/09 10:56am From: Lizardner Dave

AIG killed the radio star.

Wed. 3/18/09 10:56am From: maria

AIG puked on my morrocan carpet

Wed. 3/18/09 10:56am From: Freddy

Do you guys know that the Warriors remake takes place in L.A. and not New York

Wed. 3/18/09 10:56am From: GP

Heh heh, scrolling up saw some reference to O'Reilly's book:
Check this out:
http://tiny.cc/OReally

DANGER.naughty words there!

Wed. 3/18/09 10:56am From: Dentron

AIG causes my bike tires to loose air pressure.

Wed. 3/18/09 10:56am From: G

Woohoo, first time I ever hadda use "pause auto-update" to catch up with a five/ten-minute backlog accummulated while I was doing actual work in another window...

Wed. 3/18/09 10:56am From: Listener Dave from NH

AIG killed my partner - he only had two weeks left until retirement.
Worst of all, they've got diplomatic immunity. Diplomatic immunity, man.

Wed. 3/18/09 10:57am From: Lizardner Dave

AIG is the secret force holding up the tAtu movie

Wed. 3/18/09 10:57am From: annie

ok, pat only if it real olive oil, you know, the green stuff that hardens when the temps drop to 40

Wed. 3/18/09 10:57am From: -max-

Can't we have our own NxNE? No way you'll get me to go to Texass.

Wed. 3/18/09 10:58am From: dc pät

YEAH! That's the stuff annie.

Wed. 3/18/09 10:58am From: texas scott

hey GL,i never requested chocolate city
we have an imposter,probably HotRod.

Wed. 3/18/09 10:58am From: Jess

AIG decided we don't get to have a NXNE.

Wed. 3/18/09 10:59am From: GP

C'mon down MAX...I done got me a cousin I need to marry off.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:00am From: dc pät

Ken sounds like the Scrutinizer

Wed. 3/18/09 11:00am From: Bäd R☺nald

AIG took the bar! The whole fucking bar!

Wed. 3/18/09 11:00am From: -max-

AIG stole Ken's train whistle! Damn them! DAMN THEM ALL TO HELL!!!

Wed. 3/18/09 11:00am From: jojo

as soon as this archive hits, I am heading down to the AIG building and setting up to reenact this show

Wed. 3/18/09 11:01am From: Pearlÿ Sweets

AIG extended their hand to me when I fell down. And when they started to pull me up, they just let go and I fell right on my ice cream sundae.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:01am From: joshua K

Q. Why did AIG cross the road?
A. To sell pornography to underage middle school students.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:01am From: GP

AIG got their chocolate in my peanut butter...wait THIS ISN"T CHOCOLATE! <hurl>

Wed. 3/18/09 11:01am From: dei x

AIG prevented me from making a mouse pledge AND gave me a wedgie

Wed. 3/18/09 11:02am From: Bäd R☺nald

Our criminal institutions are full of little creeps like you who do wrong things...and many of them were driven to these crimes by a horrible force called AIG!

Wed. 3/18/09 11:02am From: PMD

Ich kann es nicht mehr!

Wed. 3/18/09 11:02am From: G

News Flash: Bad AIG salad sandwiches have sent thousands across the country to emergency rooms

Wed. 3/18/09 11:04am From: Uncle Ash

Elakelaiset ... nice one!
Viva Flipeer - Ha Ha Ha

Wed. 3/18/09 11:04am From: Andy in Berlin

I tuned in late - what's all this about Nic Cage being pieced together in the studio?

Wed. 3/18/09 11:04am From: texas scott

AIG sold the brown acid at woodstock

Wed. 3/18/09 11:05am From: annie

nothing to see here, andy just keep walking...

Wed. 3/18/09 11:05am From: The Log Lady

I'm more concerned about the letters EAS than AIG at the moment. (Consider this a friendly reminder, if such things have not been attended to. If the task has already been completed, please disregard this reminder.)

Wed. 3/18/09 11:06am From: AIG

Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:06am From: Doug from DC

AIG invaded Poland.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:07am From: little johnny

AIG stole my lunch money! And then they pushed me down and I fell into a mud puddle. When I got home my mom yelled at me, then my dad yelled at her, and now they are getting a divorce and putting me into foster care.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:07am From: G

The EAS test is an AIG plot to chase listeners.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:07am From: Murray Van Creme

AIG was panhandling and cussed me out when I only gave it a badly corroded dime and some pocket lint.
.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:07am From: Pearlÿ Sweets

Terrible news guys, AIG is starting up their nuclear warhead tests again.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:08am From: BSI

AIG sank my battleship.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:09am From: G

Throw on a Notorious AIG track.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:09am From: owen

AIG made itself a cup of tea without offering me one

Wed. 3/18/09 11:10am From: barnie

everyone is screeming about a mesily 165,000,000, just to distract you from the billions going to bail out banks,ect overseas,.foxnews.com RULES the truth.total distraction to what is happening to our country.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:11am From: Budgie

AIG called this food!

Wed. 3/18/09 11:11am From: Bäd R☺nald

Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by AIG!

Wed. 3/18/09 11:11am From: annie

AIG took all the stuff in my in-box and switched it with stuff in the out-box. now i have to go through the star-off machine. or is it the star-on machine.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:12am From: GP

AIG a bigger crybaby than Kanye West.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:12am From: texas scott

knock knock...
who's there?
AIG
AIG who?
SUCKITT,PEASANTS

Wed. 3/18/09 11:12am From: Dentron

Total distraction indeed...

Wed. 3/18/09 11:12am From: Jøe Steele

AIG loosened the cap on my salt shaker.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:13am From: G

AIG sabotaged Natasha's skis, you punks. Don't mess with them.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:13am From: Bäd R☺nald

AIG? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!

Wed. 3/18/09 11:13am From: PMD

on-star annie? you lost? hurt? baby locked in car?
AIG left a baby in the car...

Wed. 3/18/09 11:14am From: Notorious AIG

Playahh, open the door
Lay on the floor, youve been robbed
Wake up (wake your @$% up), take off your jewels
You @#$%^&* fools, youve been robbed (this is a robbery $%#)
Playahh playahh (hater), playahh playahh (hater)

Wed. 3/18/09 11:14am From: Cecile

AIG messed up my insides.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:15am From: barnie

its more like GOV democrates an ear mark is a fancy word for BRIBE

Wed. 3/18/09 11:15am From: d¢ pät

My sister Nell got bit by a rat and AIG is on the moon.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:15am From: annie

AIG knocked me down and now i can't get up!! and my on-star is broken...

Wed. 3/18/09 11:15am From: Bäd R☺nald

AIG loves Myra Hindley and Ian Brady!

Wed. 3/18/09 11:16am From: BSI

AIG is impurifying our precious bodily fluids...

Wed. 3/18/09 11:16am From: Dentron

AIG killed Donny.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:16am From: PMD

AIG is the antichrist!

Wed. 3/18/09 11:16am From: Jøe Steele

AIG cut off my hand and then told me it was my father.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:17am From: Pearlÿ Sweets

AIG Shot J.R.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:17am From: Negator

AIG is run by Mugwumps and talking assholes.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:17am From: Listener James from Westwood

AIG is behind Facebook's craptacular redesign. And it's selling users' personal data to al Qaeda.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:17am From: PMD

soylent green is AIG!

Wed. 3/18/09 11:18am From: Cecile

AIG is the stupid with the flare gun.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:18am From: MERSE

AIG is antibiotic resistant bacteria

Wed. 3/18/09 11:19am From: Doug from DC

AIG ran off with my woman.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:19am From: Jojo

AIG stuck their big dick in the mashed potatoes, 130 billion times

Wed. 3/18/09 11:19am From: G

AIG is A Roid's nephew

Wed. 3/18/09 11:19am From: Bäd R☺nald

AIG the loudest one laughing at the saddest wake.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:19am From: dei x

AIG left the seat up and didn't replace the toilet paper

Wed. 3/18/09 11:20am From: GP

AIG farted in my sleeping bag.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:20am From: Lizardner Dave

AIG borrowed my toothpaste and didn't give it back.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:21am From: Lizardner Dave

AIG left the cake out in the rain!!!!

Wed. 3/18/09 11:21am From: Pearlÿ Sweets

AIG told Gary Coleman, "That's why you're a CHILD actor and not an ADULT actor" and made him cry.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:21am From: Negator

AIG caused my impotence and incontinence.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:21am From: Bäd R☺nald

AIG gave me a Dirty Sanchez!

Wed. 3/18/09 11:22am From: PMD

AIG kissed a girl and liked it!

Wed. 3/18/09 11:22am From: Jøe Steele

AIG cancelled Arrested Development

Wed. 3/18/09 11:22am From: annie

AIG invented the spanish fly

Wed. 3/18/09 11:23am From: Pearlÿ Sweets

AIG is a contagious ectoparasite skin infection characterized by superficial burrows and intense pruritus (itching).

Wed. 3/18/09 11:24am From: PMD

AIG has VD's and sex without condoms.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:25am From: -max-

AIG kept WFMU from reaching their marathon goal!

Wed. 3/18/09 11:25am From: Negator

AIG slipped me a Rufi and then forced me into a Bromski.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:25am From: Jess

AIG said it would call, but it never did.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:25am From: AIG

Dirty lies - all of it!!! Now give me more money or I'll sue your asses off...

Wed. 3/18/09 11:26am From: G

AIG makes people spell guttural wrong :-P

(Always Imperfect "Guttural")

Wed. 3/18/09 11:26am From: Lizarnder Dave

AIG is....oh ho ho ho ho Spider Man!

Wed. 3/18/09 11:26am From: Pearlÿ Sweets

AIG is picking off the Beatles one-at-a-time.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:26am From: Sarah Palin

Ken, please play that Hank Williams song for me pretty please.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:26am From: Listener James from Westwood

I shouted out who killed the Kennedys, when after all, it was AIG!

Wed. 3/18/09 11:27am From: Lizardner Dave

AIG called Stella and told her not to get anything at the store and to take a cab from the train station!

Wed. 3/18/09 11:27am From: -max-

AIG kidnapped Julio!

Wed. 3/18/09 11:27am From: Cecile

AIG likes Garfunkling.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:27am From: jξrξmy, thξ listξnξr

AIG told me to say hi to my mom

Wed. 3/18/09 11:28am From: Pearlÿ Sweets

AIG took away Stella's groove and told her she'd never get it back.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:28am From: Doug from DC

AIG snitched me out to the man.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:30am From: PMD

AIG killed the radio star

Wed. 3/18/09 11:30am From: Freddy

AIG took my virginity

Wed. 3/18/09 11:30am From: Cecile

AIG lied to Oprah about the veracity of his memoirs.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:30am From: The Man

That's a lie. The Man already knows everything anyway.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:30am From: GP

AIG gave me meth-teeth

Wed. 3/18/09 11:30am From: Pearlÿ Sweets

AIG gave Stephanie Tanner from Full House meth teeth too!

Wed. 3/18/09 11:31am From: Bäd R☺nald

AIG laughs at your puny god!

Wed. 3/18/09 11:31am From: Jeff-a-chusetts

AIG ate the sausages that dance like Ray Bolger on the hood of a car in a traffic jam.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:31am From: Freddy

AIG stole my weed

Wed. 3/18/09 11:31am From: Jøe Steele

AIG picked the colors on Xanadu

Wed. 3/18/09 11:32am From: Pearlÿ Sweets

AIG wants you to unhook your bra and let it slide down your arms, but also wants you to take your shirt off. Your pants too.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:32am From: Negator

AIG dropped a duce in the Lurch.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:32am From: Jess

AIG won't let FotC get their freaks on.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:32am From: -max-

AIG kept me from getting my Freak On!

Wed. 3/18/09 11:32am From: Bäd R☺nald

AIG introduced Kurt to Courtney.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:32am From: Doug from DC

AIG asked me to play Freebird

Wed. 3/18/09 11:32am From: PMD

AIG brought clouds to a sunny day. And it took away the month of May

Wed. 3/18/09 11:33am From: annie

AIG forced bristol to suffer a life of a single mother!!!

Wed. 3/18/09 11:33am From: BSI

AIG deflowered me and disappeared.
...and yet I still love it so...

Wed. 3/18/09 11:33am From: Cecile

I want to kiss this song all over its face.

Uh.

Did I say that out loud?

It's AIG's fault.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:33am From: Freddy

AIG killed Chester Cheetah

Wed. 3/18/09 11:33am From: Pearlÿ Sweets

AIG dropped el duce in front of a train.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:33am From: Sean Daily

Not even close to first comment! Woo hoo!

Wed. 3/18/09 11:34am From: -max-

AIG kept Sean Daily from posting the first comment! Boo hoo!

Wed. 3/18/09 11:34am From: Ken

400 comments is within reach! But somebody remind me... why do we WANT 400 comments?

Wed. 3/18/09 11:35am From: Bäd R☺nald

AIG co-produced "Let it Be" and "End of the Century"!

Wed. 3/18/09 11:35am From: annie

AIG told me to, and i believe everything they say

Wed. 3/18/09 11:35am From: barnie

your country is changing right before your eyes for the worst bobama,pelosi,frank is undermining the country watch and actually listen foxnews.com foxnews.com foxnews.com then you will see!

Wed. 3/18/09 11:35am From: d¢ pät

if only some one would match the comments w/ fmu pledges...

Wed. 3/18/09 11:35am From: GP

AIG produced "Ishtar"

Wed. 3/18/09 11:35am From: PMD

AIG pledged $10,000 per comment on Ken's show

Wed. 3/18/09 11:35am From: Cecile

AIG made my phone ring in the middle of Flight of the Conchords

Wed. 3/18/09 11:36am From: Jøe Steele

AIG shot up A-ROD with roids.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:36am From: jξrξmy, thξ listξnξr

AIG did the backup vocals on "we built this city"

Wed. 3/18/09 11:36am From: PMD

AIG doesn't plan to pay its pledge.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:37am From: Cecile

AIG made Barnie post that.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:37am From: Sean Daily

AIG made me do it.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:37am From: Cecile

AIG wrote "we built this city". Then it got Grace Slick drunk.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:37am From: A Message From Our Sponsors

This program is brought to you in part by ...

AIG, makers of free goulash for all of my friends.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:37am From: barnie

foxnews.com learn!

Wed. 3/18/09 11:38am From: Bäd R☺nald

AIG doesn't need no stinkin' badges!

Wed. 3/18/09 11:38am From: Ghengis Jung

AIG poured bleach on my clothes.

I hope I get my WFMU marathon swag soon.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:38am From: annie

AIG forced crace to put the acid in trish's punch

Wed. 3/18/09 11:39am From: Sean Daily

Who put the bomp in the bomp ba bomp bomp bomp? Well, it sure wasn't AIG.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:39am From: G

(voice cracking with emotion)

Some men see the comments mounting toward 400 and say why.

Some dream of the comments whooshing past 400 and say why not."

Wed. 3/18/09 11:39am From: Pearlÿ Sweets

AIG has kept me from doing any real work for almost an hour.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:39am From: Lizardner Dave

AIG shot the sherriff but did not shoot the depyoooteeee.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:39am From: Jess

AIG did NOT write the book of love. They just took the credit for it.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:39am From: PMD

AIG made a batch of koooool-aid.
And made me sneeze really loudly.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:40am From: Bäd R☺nald

Tommy gun, AIG ain't happy unless they got one!

Wed. 3/18/09 11:40am From: jξrξmy, thξ listξnξr

if we get to 400 comments, ken will you play "we built this city"?

Wed. 3/18/09 11:40am From: GP

Right there with ya Pearly

AIG runs AIG..oh wait

Wed. 3/18/09 11:40am From: Cecile

AIG beat ouf Metallica for the Best Metal Grammy

Wed. 3/18/09 11:40am From: Big Mike

AIG ate my homework.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:41am From: Cecile

AIG said it was going to pull out and didn't.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:41am From: jojo

AIG does not give reacharounds

Wed. 3/18/09 11:41am From: barnie

the same peple that told them by law to give the bonus's are the same people that are screaming at them, by law they get to keep the money the gov't gave away your money.foxnews.com listen learn whats going on.!

Wed. 3/18/09 11:41am From: PMD

AIG set Mayor Barry up.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:42am From: Bäd R☺nald

AIG put nettles in my knickers

Wed. 3/18/09 11:42am From: GP

PMD..also O.J.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:42am From: Ken

YES! 400 comments and I play We Built This City!

Wed. 3/18/09 11:43am From: John from Oslo

AIG censored my Corn Weenie remix

Wed. 3/18/09 11:43am From: Cecile

AIG killed the Black Dahlia

Wed. 3/18/09 11:43am From: -max-

AIG is killing all of the whales. And the puppies. And the kittens, too.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:43am From: annie

AIG had the linseed oil, stashed behind the shrubbery, that made the glove shrink.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:43am From: Jeff-a-chusetts

AIG took the god damn 409

Wed. 3/18/09 11:43am From: Cecile

AIG broke into Bret's apartment and taped him to a wall.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:44am From: annie

no comment!!

Wed. 3/18/09 11:44am From: efd

If you don't hit 400 comments will you have to play "We Built This Starbuck's" instead?

Wed. 3/18/09 11:44am From: GP

AIG let the dogs out

Wed. 3/18/09 11:44am From: Sean Daily

AIG shot Bambi's mom.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:44am From: Bäd R☺nald

AIG payed me for a Pittsburgh Platter.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:45am From: texas scott

AIG killed the radio star.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:45am From: Mitt R.

Who let the dogs out?

Wed. 3/18/09 11:45am From: Lizardner Dave

AIG rode a tank in the general's rank while the blitzkirieg raged.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:45am From: Big Mike

It was AIG, in the library, with a lead pipe.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:45am From: PMD

AIG made a boyscout cry. Oh, wait, that was Andy.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:45am From: efd

(sorry about the apostrophe in "Starbucks," Ike, I had less than 4 hours of sleep last night.)

Wed. 3/18/09 11:45am From: annie

AIJ made my cable go out last night for over two hours!! i couldn't breathe!

Wed. 3/18/09 11:46am From: PMD

AIG is forcing people like Texas Scott to duplicate comments! And forcing annie to say no comment!

Wed. 3/18/09 11:46am From: G

AIG *finally* killed Paul Harvey.

And now you know the rest........

of the story.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:46am From: Doug from DC

AIG suffered from a liquidity crisis after its credit ratings were downgraded below "AA" levels, and the Federal Reserve Bank on September 16, 2008, created an $85 billion credit facility to enable the company to meet collateral and other cash obligations, at the cost to AIG of the issuance of a stock warrant to the Federal Reserve Bank for 79.9% of the equity of AIG.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:46am From: Jess

AIG is responsible for the rebranding of Sci-Fi to Syfy.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:46am From: Hey Zeus

AIG was born of a virgin. I was there dude.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:46am From: -max-

AIG double-parked in front of the hydrant, then ran into the supermarket to pick up milk.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:46am From: GP

AIG is making me watch American Idol.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:46am From: annie

ken works for AIG!!!

Wed. 3/18/09 11:47am From: PMD

AIG's breath is wilting my plants.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:47am From: Cecile

AIG doesn't make clothes in plus sizes.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:47am From: Bäd R☺nald

AIG gave Keith Moon his first drink!

Wed. 3/18/09 11:47am From: Jess

AIG always parks in the handicapped spot without a valid tag.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:47am From: PMD

AIG parked in a disability parking space and made a guy with a cane walk from half a mile away.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:47am From: Jeff-a-chusetts

AIG just broke up with me by voicemail :(

Wed. 3/18/09 11:48am From: Jess

AIG is obviously broadcasting my thoughts to PMD

Wed. 3/18/09 11:48am From: G.

AIG programs Clear Channel.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:48am From: Cecile

OH YE GODS

Wed. 3/18/09 11:49am From: Pearlÿ Sweets

AIG is gonna stop the comments at 395.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:49am From: Sean Daily

NYYYAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHH! AIG wrote "We Built This Starbucks!" And sung it! And did those cheesy drumpads and 1980s synth lines!

Wed. 3/18/09 11:49am From: gigantor

This is truly horrible.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:49am From: PMD

I thought it was vice versa. AIG's in our HEADS!

Wed. 3/18/09 11:49am From: -max-

Wait, did we WANT to hear "Built This City"? What have we done?!!!

Wed. 3/18/09 11:49am From: BSI

AIG is probably responsible for the Adobe InDesign/InCopy/K4 disaster of database publishing apps. And for this, they must be smooshed into bits of terrible things.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:49am From: annie

this is terrible , must have been written by AIG

Wed. 3/18/09 11:49am From: Bäd R☺nald

Attention all planets of the solar federation:
AIG has assumed control!

Wed. 3/18/09 11:50am From: G

AIG Against the Machine

Wed. 3/18/09 11:50am From: PMD

AIG is trying to crash the comment section of FMU's site

Wed. 3/18/09 11:50am From: annie

resistance is futile

Wed. 3/18/09 11:50am From: PMD

AIG put nicotine in cigarettes.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:51am From: jξrξmy, thξ listξnξr

AIG also previews your comment

Wed. 3/18/09 11:51am From: Listener Dave from NH

AIG is not responsible for this song, but they are responsible for the chopped 'n screwed remix of this song. To give them a bare modicum of credit, they did give shouts to DJ Screw and Fat Pat on the track.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:51am From: jojo

AIG farted and made jersey smell like cheese

Wed. 3/18/09 11:51am From: GP

Thanks Ken...this earworm is going to take a hammer to get rid of.

Is this really from a Starbucks convention or something?

Wed. 3/18/09 11:52am From: Jess

AIG programs my spellchecker with misspelled words

Wed. 3/18/09 11:52am From: Bäd R☺nald

I only use 10% of my brain, AIG ate the rest of it.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:52am From: Doug from DC

AIG's death start destroyed Alderaan.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:52am From: cribley

this is soooo fucking horrible.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:52am From: annie

i still refuse to comment

Wed. 3/18/09 11:52am From: chris

this version might actually be worse than the original, no small feat

Wed. 3/18/09 11:52am From: Doug from DC

star, not start

Wed. 3/18/09 11:52am From: PMD

AIG is tracking the IP address of all commenters and reporting it to their companies.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:53am From: -max-

GP: Pass the hammer over this way when you are done. Thanks.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:53am From: GP

AIG CAN defeat Chuck Norris

Wed. 3/18/09 11:53am From: Cecile

Korpiklaani, dude. Need some.

AIG invented New Coke.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:53am From: Pearlÿ Sweets

This sounds like Dynamite Club

Wed. 3/18/09 11:53am From: AIG

no comments on all the comments!

Wed. 3/18/09 11:53am From: Bäd R☺nald

AIG is in love with Jodie Foster.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:54am From: texas scott

i got chunks of AIG in my stool!

Wed. 3/18/09 11:54am From: PMD

AIG forced Belgian monks to make nonalcoholic beer.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:54am From: annie

AIG will not let me use those little special letters that all of you are using..

Wed. 3/18/09 11:55am From: PMD

AIG has paid off God to be Angelia Jolie's next child.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:55am From: annie

or else keeping it a secret

Wed. 3/18/09 11:55am From: -max-

AIG... Holocaust... Need I say more?

Wed. 3/18/09 11:55am From: Cecile

AIG impregnated the Octomom

Wed. 3/18/09 11:56am From: Big Mike

AIG is the new joke writer for Seven Second Delay.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:56am From: annie

yeah but did we make it, despite AIG!

Wed. 3/18/09 11:56am From: G

I assume someone going to total up the comments as of show end-time and post the number...

Wed. 3/18/09 11:56am From: frenchee

yes, Annie, it's true: AIG has disabled the diacriticals.

umlaut uproar!

Wed. 3/18/09 11:56am From: jξrξmy, thξ listξnξr

AIG has an itch so personal, it can only talk to a doctor about it

Wed. 3/18/09 11:56am From: Bäd R☺nald

AIG took the dog out to play in the park. They took him home and refused to set him on fire!

Wed. 3/18/09 11:58am From: PMD

AIG is making me stay in my office chair until noon even though I reallllly have to pee.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:58am From: annie

oh thanks jeremy, now i have THAT picture in my head!!

Wed. 3/18/09 11:58am From: Cecile

AIG has that not-so-fresh-feeling.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:58am From: tipper gore

What's this I hear about AIG?

Wed. 3/18/09 11:58am From: G

There are jokes on 7 Second Delay?

Wed. 3/18/09 11:59am From: Cecile

AIG runs a puppy mill.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:59am From: PMD

AIG enjoys enemas.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:59am From: Dentron

AIG has the Holy Grail in a shoebox.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:59am From: Bäd R☺nald

AIG sniffs your chairs when you're not around.

Wed. 3/18/09 11:59am From: annie

WANDA!

Wed. 3/18/09 12:00pm From: Art Smass

Senator, I knew AIG. He was a friend of mine. And Senator, you are no AIG.

Wed. 3/18/09 12:00pm From: PMD

AIG has silenced Ken.

Wed. 3/18/09 12:00pm From: BSI

AIG is about to bust loose KENNY G on your sorry asses...

Wed. 3/18/09 12:00pm From: GP

AIG ordered the Code Red

Wed. 3/18/09 12:00pm From: Cecile

AIG wants Tuxedomoon to open for Black Randy in San Francisco, even though Black randy wants the Mentors.

Wed. 3/18/09 12:01pm From: gerardo

hola a todos!

congrats for your performance last sunday, ken, and for an intense 2 week marathon :D

hi, cecile :) - are you still "in charge of" ken?

Wed. 3/18/09 12:01pm From: Pearlÿ Sweets

Yeah... Kenny G is going to have to do a real show to combat Ken's performance today.

Wed. 3/18/09 12:01pm From: PMD

AIG wants to be the last comment

Wed. 3/18/09 12:01pm From: jξrξmy, thξ listξnξr

post count??

Wed. 3/18/09 12:01pm From: AIG

Cecile, how about the GoGos?

Wed. 3/18/09 12:02pm From: AIG

Last comment! WOO HOO!

Wed. 3/18/09 12:02pm From: Bäd R☺nald

AIG helped make Sting tantric.

Wed. 3/18/09 12:02pm From: Freddy

AIG tripped Natasha Richardson

Wed. 3/18/09 12:02pm From: GP

haha Cecile. I think you win with that one...man that band dude was a total d*ck

Wed. 3/18/09 12:02pm From: PMD

AIG doesn't do station ids.

Wed. 3/18/09 12:03pm From: Ken

486 comments all, thanks!

Wed. 3/18/09 12:03pm From: -max-

AIG - Last comment? Not quite, camel-breath!

Wed. 3/18/09 12:07pm From: Cecile

I wish, gerardo. It's like trying to corral a hurricane.

I'm still trying to get my head around Tuxedomoon ever drawing 300-400 fans. Ay

Fri. 3/20/09 12:24pm From: andy caploe

http://twitpic.com/29p70

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