Kenny G playlist | 03.04.09

Wed. 3/4/09 12:49pm From: Pearly Sweets

Dance for me. Dance!

Wed. 3/4/09 12:51pm From: bill

rRather ugly, am I? Whyyyy, I oughta.........

Wed. 3/4/09 12:51pm From: Sean Daily

Second comment! Woo hoo!

Wed. 3/4/09 12:52pm From: one scent pledge

corn weenie!

Wed. 3/4/09 12:53pm From: Kenny G

Pledge you Muthafuckers! Don't leave me hanging out to dry!!!

Wed. 3/4/09 12:53pm From: Pearly Sweets

Shake your limbs like tree branches and crush the acorns under your hoofed feet!

Wed. 3/4/09 12:54pm From: Mike

i tried to bid 1 penny but the computer overlords won't let me

Wed. 3/4/09 12:54pm From: Pearly Sweets

Four videos. One video for each family member.

Wed. 3/4/09 12:55pm From: stingy d

smarmy ants in your pants

Wed. 3/4/09 12:55pm From: Pauluu

Spidermaan wants Flangees!!!

Wed. 3/4/09 12:56pm From: Been

Try less hard

Wed. 3/4/09 12:56pm From: Pearly Sweets

Drats! The Heavy Flow!

Wed. 3/4/09 12:57pm From: dc pat

Go over your swag again.

Wed. 3/4/09 12:57pm From: stingy d

this is bad advice.

Wed. 3/4/09 12:59pm From: KennyDaddie

Shutup and play the Flangees!

Wed. 3/4/09 12:59pm From: Sean Daily

In other words, Kenny, you're a loser, baby, so why don't we kill you? Something along those lines?

Wed. 3/4/09 12:59pm From: Pearly Sweets

Extend your arms and legs into monuments and destroy Tokyo!

Wed. 3/4/09 12:59pm From: risky!

WE LOVE YOU RISKY!

Wed. 3/4/09 1:00pm From: ?

can we see the knitting cam for a knitting sized pledge?

Wed. 3/4/09 1:00pm From: risky!

I MEAN KENNY G!

Wed. 3/4/09 1:00pm From: Kenny

Pledge you FUCKERS!!!!!

Wed. 3/4/09 1:00pm From: Art Smass

Is this the post-therapy Zoo Crew?

Wed. 3/4/09 1:00pm From: Pearly Sweets

Please play more mouth music. Kenny your song was too short.

Wed. 3/4/09 1:00pm From: kennyDaddie

Shave Nick! Auction off his parts for pledges and shave them!!!

Wed. 3/4/09 1:01pm From: stingy d

i drink bourbon a lot. i like whiskey.

Wed. 3/4/09 1:02pm From: ogunh

Sorry (looking in the wallet), only got one dollar and five euros. Can't help you there ...

Wed. 3/4/09 1:04pm From: Pearly Sweets

Do you have something with bells or whistles?

Wed. 3/4/09 1:06pm From: risky!

I want the premium! but I ain't got no $75..........whoa is risky.

I'd do $20 for a premium..... and a smile!?

Wed. 3/4/09 1:07pm From: kennyDaddie

Shave Nick! Shave Nick!

Wed. 3/4/09 1:08pm From: Cecile

Kenny, I'm feeling as giddy as a little (but legal) boy today....

Wed. 3/4/09 1:09pm From: brandon not brenden

why is JM in the AM is the only show that announces the amount of each pledge with the person's name?

Wed. 3/4/09 1:09pm From: Pearly Sweets

Eat the mic. Six inches means you aren't dedicated to your craft.

Wed. 3/4/09 1:10pm From: Pearly Sweets

Nick has strayed. Damn your eyes!

Wed. 3/4/09 1:11pm From: Harvey

I'm pledging for that time there was a reverse exorcism of Kenny G.

Wed. 3/4/09 1:15pm From: bb

if you people would pledge, kenny has promised special, special treats

and dont you want to know more?

Wed. 3/4/09 1:15pm From: risky!

I PLEDGED! YOU ALL SHOULD TOO!!!

Wed. 3/4/09 1:16pm From: Joe

I already gived you all my moneys! English no good when broke! Fuck!

Wed. 3/4/09 1:16pm From: Cecile

I bought Ken last week.

Wed. 3/4/09 1:17pm From: Marshall Stacks

I already pledged. This set is almost enough to get me to pledge again.
I love it when Kenny G gets all sentimental.

Wed. 3/4/09 1:19pm From: Cecile

Is there any Bonzo Dog Band in the House?

Wed. 3/4/09 1:20pm From: Marshall Stacks

"Underneath all that noise, he's really shy."
Pretty much sums it up, eh?
You can help poor Kenny G, or you can turn the page.

Wed. 3/4/09 1:25pm From: Cecile

I am the only one who understands Kenny G.
And he goes off and lets someone else sponsor him.

Tramp. Why do you continue to break my heart? ;)

Wed. 3/4/09 1:27pm From: stingy d

being awake makes me sleepy

Wed. 3/4/09 1:27pm From: kennyDaddie

I bought Kenny. He had no say in it.

Wed. 3/4/09 1:27pm From: Joe

Perhaps we should brand him with a scarlet letter G.

And that doesn't even make sense.

Wed. 3/4/09 1:29pm From: Cecile

Oh, all right.
blood relation trumps most dedicated stalker.
I guess.

:D

But he's still a tramp.

Wed. 3/4/09 1:31pm From: kennyDaddie

I'm happy to rent him out. Now that he's part of this household, he needs to do his share...

Wed. 3/4/09 1:35pm From: Cecile

I'll take that into consideration! LOL!

Wed. 3/4/09 1:39pm From: dc pat

can vikki be your co-host. Then I'll pledge.

Wed. 3/4/09 1:40pm From: Cecile

WHO IS THAT WOMAN KENNY?

(Hi, Vicki, good to hear you!)

Wed. 3/4/09 1:43pm From: Parq

Vikci's in the house? (Sorry, just got back from a long lunch). Welcome, Miss B. I just melt when she says "do' org".

Wed. 3/4/09 1:44pm From: vicki

absolutely not

Wed. 3/4/09 1:44pm From: risky!

If anyone here hasn't pledged, god help me, I will..... I'll just..... scream!

Wed. 3/4/09 1:45pm From: Art Smass

Yeah, Parq, those glottal stops do it for me every time.

Wed. 3/4/09 1:45pm From: Sean Daily

A COMMENT!

Wed. 3/4/09 1:46pm From: Erech

what was that bed music a minute ago, the merry-go-round madness thing? Very mesmerizing.

Wed. 3/4/09 1:47pm From: Erech

Oh, me dummy, I can read the playlist to the left. WAY TO GO, ME.

Wed. 3/4/09 1:48pm From: Sean Daily

Ceci n'est pas un commentaire.

Wed. 3/4/09 1:49pm From: Pearly Sweets

Nick is educational. Now he should dance too.

Wed. 3/4/09 1:50pm From: Parq

Comment now, pledge in just a moment. Or, as Miss Bennet's people like to say, 'Alf a mo.

Wed. 3/4/09 1:50pm From: Pearly Sweets

Oh the sweet hypnotic movements bring me closer to reaching into the heart of the lord!

Wed. 3/4/09 1:51pm From: dirty

OH! I can SMELL the dance!!!

Wed. 3/4/09 1:52pm From: Michele

I hope someone is filming this!

Wed. 3/4/09 1:53pm From: kennyDaddie

<http://bigtimestride.ytmnd.com/>

Wed. 3/4/09 1:55pm From: Pearly Sweets

Money isn’t the only thing that was raised with that dance.

Wed. 3/4/09 1:55pm From: Pearly Sweets

My work morale was also raised.

Wed. 3/4/09 1:56pm From: Joe

Under the Water, Over the water!! The water movvesmovvesmovvesmovves.

AS THE DAYS GO BY.

Wed. 3/4/09 1:56pm From: Cecile

I want to loop Nick's explanation of sailing. It is awesome.

Wed. 3/4/09 1:56pm From: Pearly Sweets

Sometimes I walk around water, depending on bridges.

Wed. 3/4/09 1:58pm From: Pearly Sweets

Yes! Kenny! Bring more props! Make them filled with puns!

Wed. 3/4/09 1:58pm From: Cecile

There's a Demetri Martin joke that you can lessen the power of any word or phrase by putting "DJ" in front of it. His example was "DJ Abraham Lincoln"

Wed. 3/4/09 1:59pm From: DJ Pearly Sweets

I don't believe it!

Wed. 3/4/09 2:01pm From: Pearly Sweets

Oh you sweet mouth music. Every diddle and dun dun brings me eternal pleasure.

Wed. 3/4/09 2:01pm From: anhelo

I'm LOVING your show

Wed. 3/4/09 2:02pm From: Cecile

*laughs at Pearly's now powerless name*

Wed. 3/4/09 2:07pm From: Pearly Sweets

Everyone grab a microphone and improvise scat! John Giorno would appreciate it.

Wed. 3/4/09 2:08pm From: Old Timer

I remember when you could hardly turn on FMU without hearing John Giorno. Good to have his shrieking non sequitors back.

Wed. 3/4/09 2:16pm From: BSI

egad! Came back from lunch and just missed the LAFMS track by Boyd Rice! TIME HATES ME....

Wed. 3/4/09 2:16pm From: Pearly Sweets

Three has two round mounds.

Wed. 3/4/09 2:17pm From: DJ Spiro Agnew

'Nuff said.

(Younger listeners, contact me after the show and I'll tell you who Sprio Agnew was.)

Wed. 3/4/09 2:17pm From: BSI

Ethel Merman did a stellar version of this on her godlike disco record...

Wed. 3/4/09 2:19pm From: risky!

keep the pledges coming!

Wed. 3/4/09 2:19pm From: Cecile

I LOVE ETHEL

Wed. 3/4/09 2:19pm From: BSI

ah, Ethel...
I love you like a dirty, dirty bird, Kenny G...

Wed. 3/4/09 2:19pm From: MC Pearly Sweets

Does this undo the DJ? or does it just make me Scottish?

Wed. 3/4/09 2:19pm From: Parq

It's time for Bard to show us his best Ethel Merman impression.

Wed. 3/4/09 2:20pm From: DBish

Gotta follow with the REZ's I Got Rhythm

Wed. 3/4/09 2:21pm From: Cecile

It alleviates slightly, but only slightly. ;)

Wed. 3/4/09 2:23pm From: Pearly Sweets

Oh you man machine. Groove every ounce of your cogs and sprockets to till oil slicks the floor!

Wed. 3/4/09 2:25pm From: Ike the Phone Slave

Nick the Bard is afraid to read it on the air, but Cosmic Cowboy's comment was, "I invite Kenny over for a special bath with me and my sons. They're very handsome and still quite young."

(!) I guess that fits in with Kenny's man-loving orthodox costume schtick. I snapped some pics of him dancing.

Wed. 3/4/09 2:27pm From: Pearly Sweets

Yes! Let us all go over to the Cosmic Cowboy's house and bathe the filth and sin off of our bodies until we come red newborns again! Clean me with your dancing!

Wed. 3/4/09 2:30pm From: Cecile

Pearly, congratulations. I now hand you the "Kenny's #1 Stalker" crown. Er, enjoy it?

Wed. 3/4/09 2:30pm From: Ike the Phone Slave

Rural peninsular Virginia is awfully far to go to bathe the filth and sin off our bodies.

Hmmm, "peninsular" sounds dirty in this context.

Wed. 3/4/09 2:33pm From: BSI

Kenny G. makes everything sound dirty.
That's why we need him in our lives...

Wed. 3/4/09 2:33pm From: Cecile

what doesn't, Ike?

Wed. 3/4/09 2:33pm From: Pearly Sweets

Maybe we should charter a bus? Or just have a local hay ride instead?

Wed. 3/4/09 2:37pm From: Negator

I miss Joe Frank. Where did he go?

Wed. 3/4/09 2:38pm From: Denise in Washington, DC

This sounds like Rod McKuen.

Wed. 3/4/09 2:41pm From: Negator

That was Rod, eh? I still miss Joe. Where is he?

Wed. 3/4/09 2:44pm From: Cecile

mmmm. I want to embrace Ken Nordine's....voice.

Wed. 3/4/09 2:44pm From: kennyDaddie

DJ MC Nordine!

Wed. 3/4/09 2:45pm From: Pearly Sweets

YOU CROSSED THE STREAMS!

Wed. 3/4/09 2:46pm From: Cecile

LOL! Ruh, roh

Nick defining a city is funny, too.

Wed. 3/4/09 2:47pm From: Cecile

THey do take it seriously in Minnesota.
It expires every 4 years.

Wed. 3/4/09 2:47pm From: Pearly Sweets

Phone people are like mud people.

Wed. 3/4/09 2:49pm From: Cecile

phone golems

Wed. 3/4/09 2:51pm From: Pearly Sweets

I have heard that a phone golems spit is hasidic!

Wed. 3/4/09 2:51pm From: Steve Spielberg

"E.T....phone golem."

Wed. 3/4/09 2:52pm From: Frankie

Relax...don't do it...

Wed. 3/4/09 2:54pm From: still b/p

The BLUEest Danube.

Wed. 3/4/09 2:55pm From: Sgt. Pearl E. McSweets

What's the total for the show? Did you beat Ken?

Wed. 3/4/09 2:56pm From: BSI

so..... uh...... nobody's getting tazed?

Sat. 3/14/09 11:39am From: -max-

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