Ken | Playlist | 28 January 2009

Wed. 1/28/09 9:00am From: Lizardner Dave

Mornin' all.

Wed. 1/28/09 9:01am From: Ike

Snow day!

Sort of.

Wed. 1/28/09 9:02am From: Aric

Good morning

Wed. 1/28/09 9:02am From: cribley

Hello Sweden!

Wed. 1/28/09 9:03am From: annie

morning all..

Wed. 1/28/09 9:04am From: sven

Hello from oslo

Wed. 1/28/09 9:04am From: Ghengis Jung

OOGA CHACKA!

Wed. 1/28/09 9:04am From: Ken

Hello all my friends!

Wed. 1/28/09 9:04am From: mista garcia

Hello form Londres

Wed. 1/28/09 9:05am From: SmokinJ

Good beer drinkin' muzik!

Wed. 1/28/09 9:05am From: John from Oslo

Hi Ken Nothing like a fresh cup of jodl in the morning!

Wed. 1/28/09 9:06am From: ?

Good comin' down from an icey cold mountain music. brrrrrr.

Wed. 1/28/09 9:06am From: dc pat

snow day means I work from home...dang it.

Wed. 1/28/09 9:07am From: Parq

Pictures!

Wed. 1/28/09 9:07am From: fishmonkeystew

I think that today I will yodel everything I say. I wonder what my co-workers will think.....

Wed. 1/28/09 9:08am From: John from Oslo

Ah, the Labraphone!

Wed. 1/28/09 9:09am From: Negator

Go, Ken, GO! THanks for playing me this yoko Ono song! She stills sounds lovely, doesn't she. Listened to last weeks show, last night, while hallucinating, mildly. I laughed alot. I also became Dave Soldier's first Facebook friend. Isn't that wierd?

Wed. 1/28/09 9:09am From: cribley

Wing! yes YES. More WING!!!

Wed. 1/28/09 9:10am From: paulthepostman

Good morning Ken, City Slickers and Office-Ionados.

Wed. 1/28/09 9:11am From: Aric

I just read Cello Scrotum is not a real disease. That's a load off.

Wed. 1/28/09 9:12am From: Negator

If you see a window, could you please tell us the story behind Mrs. Wiggam. Is it a prank call?

Wed. 1/28/09 9:13am From: jen v.

Where did you get this great Jim Jarmusch quote, Ken?

Wed. 1/28/09 9:14am From: Negator

Aric have you heard of Jello Scrotum? Your, mom told me that's what I had. Just kidding!

Wed. 1/28/09 9:14am From: Ken

Yes Virginia and Negator, Mrs Wiggim is real.

Wed. 1/28/09 9:14am From: Ken

> Where did you get this great Jim Jarmusch quote, Ken?

I stole it.

Wed. 1/28/09 9:15am From: Ken

Boyoboy, I did one of the stupidest things of my life half an hour ago... I put a pot of coffee on and I forgot to put the actual coffee pot on the burner.. doh!

Wed. 1/28/09 9:16am From: Parq

In spite of popular wisdom, I have never confined my thievery to "the best".

Wed. 1/28/09 9:16am From: paul

oh my. you dont know how giddy hearing PLU sampling Queen makes me

Wed. 1/28/09 9:18am From: listener mark

Good Morning Ken
Good Morning Everyone

Wed. 1/28/09 9:19am From: cribley

If you could somehow get Julie Andrews to say corn-wenie I could die happy.

Wed. 1/28/09 9:20am From: Andy in Iowa City

Apt Jarmusch quote for the "Snow Day" number. Have a good one!

Wed. 1/28/09 9:21am From: Parq

Yow, Ken, the lunch room must have smelled like an explosion at the Folger's plant. We can hope that this means you've had your glitch for the day.

Wed. 1/28/09 9:21am From: Julie Andrews

"Corn Weenie"!

Wed. 1/28/09 9:21am From: Lizardner Dave

What a fantastic set.

Dave Soldier's on Facebook? Gotta check for that. I became Ken's six hundred and somethingth friend the other day, whoo-hoo!

Wed. 1/28/09 9:22am From: Andy in Iowa City

The Jarmusch quote originally appeared in his golden rules, MovieMaker magazine:
http://www.moviemaker.com/directing/article/jim_jarmusch_2972/

Wed. 1/28/09 9:23am From: Ike

The school of my brain is closed. But that hasn't been in session for a while anyway.

Wed. 1/28/09 9:23am From: Jeffersonic

The Florida school of hard knocks is closed today 'cause I'm going out for for a Dip-A-Dee Double Chocolate donut.

Wed. 1/28/09 9:25am From: paulthepostman

First no snow comment. Woo Hoo!

Wed. 1/28/09 9:25am From: dave in vermont

http://corp.sover.net/schoolclosings/

Wed. 1/28/09 9:27am From: paul

i haven't heard the word montesori since i was in school listening to the radio listening for snow closings

Wed. 1/28/09 9:27am From: Ghengis Jung

http://www.cancellations.com/

Wed. 1/28/09 9:27am From: detroitdave

Ken, can you find buisness closings for a snow day. Please include my work place as I would like to leave Thanks

Wed. 1/28/09 9:28am From: Parq

Ike, on the contrary, you've been schooling us in audio software for months. But I'm fine with your decisions to shutter the doors for today.

Wed. 1/28/09 9:28am From: Ken

Dave, I would be happy to announce that your workplace is closed. What's the name of the company? This offer good for everybody.

Wed. 1/28/09 9:29am From: sugarwolf

http://www.pamal.com/pamalsnow/whud_storm.php

school and work closings!!

my work place is not one of them :(

Wed. 1/28/09 9:29am From: detroitdave

Volkswagen of America, Auburn Hills Mi

Wed. 1/28/09 9:30am From: Frank

What kind of site is www.cancellations.com? The ads for weight loss are apparently way more important than the scools.

Wed. 1/28/09 9:32am From: Ghengis Jung

I don't see web ads, sorry...

Wed. 1/28/09 9:32am From: JCityJensen

goood slushy wintry icy morning everyone and ken!

Wed. 1/28/09 9:32am From: paj

CHOON

Wed. 1/28/09 9:34am From: paulthepostman

Frank - Fat parents are not academically correct.

Wed. 1/28/09 9:35am From: John from Oslo

Desmond Fish Library (Garrison) (CLOSED)

...I guess schools of fish will be disappointed

Wed. 1/28/09 9:35am From: Alex

Hey Ken I heard the name Beth Landau used in an SNL skit a couple weeks ago. No actor playing her, just mentioned, but they said her husband had passed away. Friend of Andy's couldn't think of a name, or was it a dig?

Wed. 1/28/09 9:35am From: -max-

My glitch of the day: Actually made it in early to work, had the FMU stream up and ready, but forgot to get the speakers up and running. Continued to work, then realized that I missed the first 1/2 hour of this show. D'oh!

Wed. 1/28/09 9:35am From: JCityJensen

Goodbye McGoohan!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29JewlGsYxs&NR=1

Wed. 1/28/09 9:36am From: wha?

@detroitdave
Why don't you (ddin't you) move to sunny Herndon, Virginia with the rest of VWOA?

Wed. 1/28/09 9:39am From: detroitdave

What, leave Detroit.........and miss all THIS?? (actually they dont want me there, afraid i might shit up the works)

Wed. 1/28/09 9:39am From: texas scott

good morning,Ken.snow day today,actually ice.

Wed. 1/28/09 9:42am From: detroitdave

Thanks Ken.......I should be able to cut out any time now

Wed. 1/28/09 9:43am From: paulthepostman

Please close Royal Mail Brighton Ken.

Wed. 1/28/09 9:44am From: dc pat

and then please close Washington, DC

Wed. 1/28/09 9:44am From: jeremy, the listener

centreville elementary school in virginia... closed

Wed. 1/28/09 9:44am From: paulthepostman

...for any reason!

Wed. 1/28/09 9:44am From: listener mark

The Friends of the Middletown Library Used Book Store in Middletown,NY will not open today. Thank You, Mark

Wed. 1/28/09 9:46am From: John from Oslo

Holy Innoncence In Pleasantville (Pleasantville) NO RELIGIOUS EDUCATION CLASSES TODAY (OTHER)

"Holy Innoncence In Pleasantville"
That sounds like a "Dukes of the Stratosphere" release

Wed. 1/28/09 9:46am From: BSI

excellent idea, DC Pat. Thomas Circle is a lethal sheet of frozen death skin mit der slippy stuff.

Wed. 1/28/09 9:47am From: fishmonkeystew

Hey, there's a kick ass Indian restaurant in Fishkill, NY. Right off of RT 84, exit 11. Yummy.

Wed. 1/28/09 9:47am From: chris in london

please can you mention that sky in london is to close early today.

Wed. 1/28/09 9:47am From: Mr Johnson

Johnson & Johnson Group Of Consumer Companies-Skillman Delayed Until 10:00 AM Wednesday

Wed. 1/28/09 9:48am From: Suit and Tie Guy

The door to my office? CLOSED!

Wed. 1/28/09 9:49am From: John from Oslo

I tried to get out of the closet, but you know what - IT WAS CLOSED

Wed. 1/28/09 9:49am From: florian

All schools will be closed in France tomorrow (thanks to a general strike...)

Wed. 1/28/09 9:49am From: 11 minutes

Cafe Florent Closed!

Wed. 1/28/09 9:50am From: mister garcia

my bank account is now closed

Wed. 1/28/09 9:50am From: Laurie

I don't mean to get all @DAVID_LYNCH on y'all, but it's 72ºF in Miami and kind of humid. I had to close up the house and turn on the A/C.

No school closings here, as far as I know.

Wed. 1/28/09 9:50am From: Cecile

Korpiklaani, plz.

Auriga Restaurant in Mpls - closed (in 2006)

Wed. 1/28/09 9:51am From: -max-

Yes! Train whistle day!!

Wed. 1/28/09 9:52am From: king of shoreditch

I love france. still tied closely to the unions and socialism. Shame the president isn't. All power to the strikers!

Wed. 1/28/09 9:52am From: BSI

I desperately need some kickass indian food. not closed.

nothing beats a winter ice-storm like a prawn vindaloo that goes to eleven.

Wed. 1/28/09 9:53am From: The boss

Freehold schools...clooooooosed on this snoooow daaay.

Wed. 1/28/09 9:53am From: PMD

Greetings from DC - there's no ice here! Now, VA is another story. I skated to the bus stop.

Wed. 1/28/09 9:53am From: Cecile

Got some Hedningarna?

Wed. 1/28/09 9:54am From: Doug in DC

I slid half a mile to the metro station in VA.

Wed. 1/28/09 9:54am From: Webhamster Henry

Saugerties and Kingston schools are closed today.
Ken's Playlist is now a wholly owned subsidiary of Twitter.

Wed. 1/28/09 9:55am From: wha?

Sounds so much like Varttina.

Wed. 1/28/09 9:55am From: John from Oslo

Vindaloo! Restaurant! Toilet door? CLOSED!

Wed. 1/28/09 9:56am From: PMD

BTW, If I ran into those evil Chucky's at a metro or subway station, I'd pull out a knife and kill them.

Wed. 1/28/09 9:57am From: Doug in DC

I'd sic the Chuckies on the honking drivers this morning.

Wed. 1/28/09 9:57am From: Ken from Hyde Park

Hyde Park, NY, schools are closed today. Also, Rhinebeck & Poughkeepsie schools.

Wed. 1/28/09 9:58am From: BSI

My eyelids = closed.

Wed. 1/28/09 9:58am From: Laurie

That picture with all the Chuckies gets five out of five leather masks on Spike's rating scale.

Wed. 1/28/09 9:59am From: Patrick

My browser window is closed, quickly, every time my boss walks by.

Wed. 1/28/09 9:59am From: MONTREAL

RED HOT LOVERS in ANN ARBOR is CLOSED

http://annarborchronicle.com/2009/01/23/red-hot-lovers-gets-cold/

Wed. 1/28/09 10:00am From: Illinois

The Sallie Logan Public Library is closed July 4th - but google says its closed for weather on July 4th

Wed. 1/28/09 10:02am From: Cecile

that stinks. I ate so many plates of those chili cheese fries there.

Wed. 1/28/09 10:02am From: fishmonkeystew

In case anyone cares, the kick ass Indian restaurant in Fishkill is called Tanjore (992 Main St Plaza). Mrs. FMS and I stop there on the way to Jim Thorpe, PA from CT. It's the highlight of the 4 hour drive.

Wed. 1/28/09 10:07am From: BSI

Fishmonkeystew: Looks like they don't have a prawn vindaloo as such, but the mixed-seafood vindie looks potentially kickass:
http://www.tanjoreindiancuisine.com/tanjore_menus_main.html

Wed. 1/28/09 10:07am From: Cecile

but the story says they got rid of the waffle fries. HUNH? that was dumb.

Wed. 1/28/09 10:08am From: Laurie

I have an important announcement to make!! Cyberdyne Systems is responsible for Melodyne! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFCjv4_jqAY

Also, I'm assuming y'all already saw this commercial for Microsoft Songsmith ages ago: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oGFogwcx-E

Wed. 1/28/09 10:08am From: Ignorant Jerk

My mind is closed

Wed. 1/28/09 10:09am From: Fallen and Cant Get up Lady

Springfield Adult Training Open but with no transportation Wednesday

Wed. 1/28/09 10:10am From: 40 yr old virgin

My legs are closed.

Wed. 1/28/09 10:10am From: fishmonkeystew

The lunch buffet is best, with a little sampling of everything from the appetizers straight through to traditional Indian desserts-if you have room for 'em.

Wed. 1/28/09 10:11am From: Gitmo

Almost closed

Wed. 1/28/09 10:11am From: John from Oslo

Cecilie, Il y a une drôle d'odeur dans la cuisine

J'ai perdu
La foi et la liberté
J'ai gagné
La vie et la mort mêlées
J'ai perdu
La médaille et le revers
J'ai gagné
Babar et son habit vert

Wed. 1/28/09 10:12am From: GP

To all those snowed in today..a quote from Napoleon ( Dynamite, not Bonaparte)..."Lucky"..

The last time we had a ice/snow day down here in the South was a LONG time ago...We do however get time off for hurricanes.

Wed. 1/28/09 10:13am From: Cecile

Oh, John! I have a French name, and know about 3 words of French! I know menu french if anything.

Wed. 1/28/09 10:14am From: Cecile

Tonic - closed

Wed. 1/28/09 10:15am From: Trenton

City Gardens is always open in your hearts!

Wed. 1/28/09 10:15am From: texas scott

the bar down the street...OPEN!!!

Wed. 1/28/09 10:15am From: fishmonkeystew

I saw the Violent Femmes do an acoustic show at the Knitting Factory once (1991). When they played "Black Girls", they used a didgeridoo instead of a sax. Very cool. One of the neatest clubs I've ever been to.

Wed. 1/28/09 10:15am From: Judge Ito

"Case Closed"!

Wed. 1/28/09 10:15am From: Laurie

On a serious note, I just learned that Charlie Cooper of Telefon Tel Aviv passed on last week. :(

Wed. 1/28/09 10:16am From: Lizardner Dave

The Collins Bar - closed
McHale's -closed
*sigh*

Wed. 1/28/09 10:16am From: Dave

I'm open to suggestions

Wed. 1/28/09 10:17am From: Laurie

But I am happy to see stuff from the Yeti Six comp getting play. Mike McGonigal is a class act!

Wed. 1/28/09 10:17am From: Jack the Dripper

Happy birthday to me!

Wed. 1/28/09 10:18am From: paulthepostman

Cecilie - since your sex change your name sounds beautiful!

Wed. 1/28/09 10:18am From: dc pat

My 2nd floor bathroom is closed

Wed. 1/28/09 10:19am From: John from Oslo

My mouth, usually half open and drooling? CLOSED!

Wed. 1/28/09 10:19am From: Cecile

what sex change? Cecile is the French version of Cecilia?

Oh....that one.. got it.

Wed. 1/28/09 10:20am From: BSI

Cupcake Dog's central nervous system = closed.

Wed. 1/28/09 10:20am From: Cecile

AWESOME, I saw that show with the poor Aussie and the cupcakes. He is hypnotized!

Wed. 1/28/09 10:21am From: cribley

That's not FROSTING!!

Wed. 1/28/09 10:21am From: Cecile

Now I am hypnotized by both dog and cupcake.

Wed. 1/28/09 10:21am From: Ken

Speaking of birthdays, it's my birthday at Maxwells on Feb 11th, and youre all invited! 6-9pm. Live broadcast followed by a filthy roast.

Wed. 1/28/09 10:21am From: JCityJensen

what gives with the stephen king dog?

Wed. 1/28/09 10:22am From: Ken

Cecile, please explain about that dog.

Wed. 1/28/09 10:22am From: Cecile

they were working with him on impulse control.
He was a counter surfer par excellance.

Wed. 1/28/09 10:22am From: John from Oslo

What an terrible thing to do to the diabetic dog!

Wed. 1/28/09 10:22am From: Cecile

to the point of faking out his owners by pretending to go in the room with them, and sneaking back and eating EVERYTHING.

Wed. 1/28/09 10:23am From: Princess Diana's Casket

Closed

Wed. 1/28/09 10:24am From: Cecile

He was a wonder to watch. A whole sandwich, down the hatch, no chewing.

Can you say "bloat" boys and girls?

Wed. 1/28/09 10:25am From: boys and girls

"bloat"

Wed. 1/28/09 10:26am From: Cecile

very good!

now say Von Willenbrandt's Syndrome.

Wed. 1/28/09 10:26am From: JCityJensen

thanks Cecile!

Wed. 1/28/09 10:26am From: BSI

extended clip on cupcake dog, with setup:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUbsc_a-e3g

Wed. 1/28/09 10:27am From: Ken

Those eyes... that mouth...

Wed. 1/28/09 10:27am From: Ghengis Jung

Ken - are you going to do SHOUTOUTS next?

Wed. 1/28/09 10:28am From: raga

devil dog!

Wed. 1/28/09 10:28am From: Newark

The Pipeline doesnt know if its closed

Wed. 1/28/09 10:29am From: rob

Hey Ken, when did jm in the am go away?

Wed. 1/28/09 10:29am From: Ken

Yes! Shoutouts coming right up!

Wed. 1/28/09 10:31am From: sherri

AHOY KEN!

Wed. 1/28/09 10:32am From: Rouges Island

How about some "shout ins"
BTW - HAPPY B-day & thanks for the invite.

Wed. 1/28/09 10:32am From: Swami

The dog is obviously blind! And the cupcakes fake!

Wed. 1/28/09 10:32am From: Cecile

I know, Ken.

Wed. 1/28/09 10:33am From: John from Oslo

(train whistle)

Wed. 1/28/09 10:34am From: monica

i love cupcake dog!

Wed. 1/28/09 10:34am From: Michael Winslow

The radar is not closed but rather JAMMED!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8auGAJrnpY4

Wed. 1/28/09 10:36am From: John from Oslo

I Wanna be Your Cupcake Dog - Stooges

Wed. 1/28/09 10:36am From: Cupcake Dog

I want steak or a piece of that chick's leg! Grrrrr!

Wed. 1/28/09 10:36am From: Freehold

Jersey Freeze is almost closed

Wed. 1/28/09 10:36am From: rok

oh hell i was shoveling and missed wing

Wed. 1/28/09 10:37am From: Vivian

Do you think the cupcake dog would prefer corn weenies instead?

Wed. 1/28/09 10:38am From: negator

Cupcake dog has more strength than I.

Wed. 1/28/09 10:38am From: Dick Cheney

My coronary arteries are closed.

Wed. 1/28/09 10:38am From: annie

my mind is closed, my heart stays open to suggestion.

Wed. 1/28/09 10:39am From: Cecile

I think cupcake dog pretty much eats anything that doesn't move including inanimate objects.

Wed. 1/28/09 10:40am From: Ken

Yes, speaking of Corn Weenie, the REMIX CONTEST IS ON!! Deadline two weeks from yesteday, Feb 11. Grab it Here:

http://tinyurl.com/cornweenie

And send me your remix at ken@wfmu.org

SAY IT!

Wed. 1/28/09 10:40am From: Ken

That would be Feb 10:

http://tinyurl.com/cornweenie

Wed. 1/28/09 10:40am From: fishmonkeystew

And a shout out to you, too, Ken!

Wed. 1/28/09 10:40am From: Bad Ronald

Really Really!!!

Wed. 1/28/09 10:43am From: MONTREAL

hey ken. what's the source of these bubble photos?

Wed. 1/28/09 10:43am From: Bad Ronald

Hey, is anyone else feeling something for Bubble Lady?

Wed. 1/28/09 10:45am From: GM

barley open for business

Wed. 1/28/09 10:45am From: Lizardner Dave

Anyone want to pour one out for Jackson Pollock on his birthday?

(See, that joke works 2 ways...)

Wed. 1/28/09 10:45am From: John from Oslo

You aint nothin but a cupcake dog
Staring all the time.
You aint nothin but a cupcake dog
Hypnotizing all the time.
Well, you aint never caught a cupcake
And you aint no optomologist of mine.

When they said you was acid high,
Well, that was just a lie.
When they said you was quaalude high,
Well, that was just a lie.
You aint never caught a cupcake
And you aint no optomologist of mine.

Wed. 1/28/09 10:46am From: ~L

There is a place in NJ called PUPCAKE that is a bakery for dogs.
Please shout out to HIGH SCHOOLERS STUDYING FOR MIDTERMS!!!!

Wed. 1/28/09 10:46am From: Cupcake Dog

"I see dead kitties"

Wed. 1/28/09 10:47am From: JJZ

Ah, I quite like the puffy remix CD.

Wed. 1/28/09 10:47am From: contestor

photoshop contest?

Wed. 1/28/09 10:48am From: Cecile

awesome, john!

LIzardner Dave, take a look at Google today!

Wed. 1/28/09 10:49am From: Laurie

Me too, JJZ. I also liked that Les Tres Bien Ensemble tune!

Wed. 1/28/09 10:49am From: Andrew

Ah, the Let It Be 1-5-6-4 chord progression. Is there nothing it can't do?

Wed. 1/28/09 10:49am From: annie

cecile, i just saw, too. really neat. later i'll raise a glass to him when i open that last bottle of wine.

Wed. 1/28/09 10:50am From: JCityJensen

Pittsburgh is a rough town - http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=9075

Wed. 1/28/09 10:55am From: AL3X

PORK weenie!? we've been wrong for so long...

Wed. 1/28/09 10:55am From: paul

i have this right on my desk top in the upper right hand corner, at all times, for emergency purposes

Wed. 1/28/09 10:55am From: GP

Ken,
You have got my daughters entire junior high hooked on this "Corn Weenie" song....thank you.

Wed. 1/28/09 10:55am From: AL3X

Ohh.. haha spoke too soon

Wed. 1/28/09 10:56am From: annie

pretty damn funny in context to all the bytes heard previously....

Wed. 1/28/09 10:56am From: Laurie

I love how authoritarian this CORN WEENIE guy is. Say it. SAY IT! REALLY REALLY!

Wed. 1/28/09 10:56am From: Cupcake Dog

corn weenie!

Wed. 1/28/09 10:57am From: annie

is larry singing?

Wed. 1/28/09 10:58am From: GP

Bad Ron..just wondering when I get my own bubble?
Personal bubbles for everyone..not just the banksters!

Wed. 1/28/09 10:58am From: Kelly

Ken,
There's something wrong with you, but in a good way! Corn Weenies Rule!

Wed. 1/28/09 10:59am From: Wendy del Formaggio

Really Really! Thanks for getting my day off to a good start, Ken.
Corn weenie.

Wed. 1/28/09 11:00am From: Kermit

enjoy! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHHfR7lJaMI&feature=related

Wed. 1/28/09 11:00am From: Wendy del Formaggio

Hey Dave in Vermont! I used to live in VT. I sure do miss it.

Wed. 1/28/09 11:01am From: Andy in Berlin

Peppermint Lounge closed?! Cowards!

Wed. 1/28/09 11:02am From: Sean Daily

Not even close to first comment! Woo hoo!

Wed. 1/28/09 11:04am From: paul

free corn weeny for all of my friends

Wed. 1/28/09 11:04am From: Bad Ronald

Yes, Bubbles for all!!!

Wed. 1/28/09 11:08am From: Bad Ronald

...but I want mine filled with vodka!

Wed. 1/28/09 11:10am From: GP

Heard this great Curtis Mayfiled song mashed/mixed up with the Jeffersons theme..it was pretty good.

Ken..the METAL CHART!!

Wed. 1/28/09 11:11am From: still b/p

What the dog whispered:

"Waterboard me,
Knife and sword me,
Head-on stationwagon Ford me,
Garrote or electric cord me,
Sell me back to lords that whored me,
Launch a stinger missile toward me,
Make me re-fight bulls that gored me,
Make me relive dates that bored me,
Re-attach ticks that adored me,
Exile to a far fjord me,
But enough with the EFFING CUPCAKES!!!"

Wed. 1/28/09 11:13am From: GP

Now I seen the greatest band name IN THE WORLD:
Baals Balls !
☺

Wed. 1/28/09 11:14am From: BSI

vodka bubbles and cupcake dogs for everyone!

Wed. 1/28/09 11:15am From: Bad Ronald

Now that's the spirit BSI!!!

Wed. 1/28/09 11:16am From: GP

sorry needed a "have" seen there...don't want to be considered more of redneck than I already am!

Wed. 1/28/09 11:21am From: Cecile

RACHID TAHA IS DAH MAN!

Wed. 1/28/09 11:22am From: O. Tannenbaum

O cupcake dog, O cupcake dog, how tiny are your pupils.

Wed. 1/28/09 11:25am From: li'l boby

Hi, everybody!
Hudson County Community College was closed, but now is opened.
A7 will be closed 2-nite. Ken you referred to a song way back inthe set, bfore the ritz and tonic closed, I think you called it artic music. Can you elaborate? Is it on the playlist? thanx!

Wed. 1/28/09 11:26am From: Negator

I just got word Mrs. Wiggam's house is closed for business.

Wed. 1/28/09 11:28am From: annie

that's it, i'm calling stella.

Wed. 1/28/09 11:29am From: Bad Ronald

Can she bring some toys for the kids?

Wed. 1/28/09 11:29am From: Lizardner Dave

Life is good when you get a double dose of Humppa from Ken.

Wed. 1/28/09 11:30am From: annie

well the odg ate the rubber snakes.

Wed. 1/28/09 11:30am From: Cupcake Dog

I can sure hump a leg to this tune!

Wed. 1/28/09 11:30am From: stingy d

henry miller is where it's at. i don't understand a lot of them big woyds sometimes. but he right on.

Wed. 1/28/09 11:30am From: Parq

This Elakelaiset track is the first genuinely happy thing that's happened to me in almost two hours.

Wed. 1/28/09 11:30am From: -max-

Ken, do you think we can convince Todd to add the "Ken Friedman Memorial Corn Weenie" to Maxwell's menu for your birthday show?

Wed. 1/28/09 11:30am From: annie

not sure if it was the odg or the dog...

Wed. 1/28/09 11:31am From: fishmonkeystew

Thomas Pynchon!

He makes my brain hurt.

Wed. 1/28/09 11:31am From: paul

would you mind being quiet in dere? a man can't even hear his own steel band chor

Wed. 1/28/09 11:32am From: Cecile

it's me or the odg.

Wed. 1/28/09 11:32am From: Bad Ronald

I'd like five thick slabs of blue cheese please.

Wed. 1/28/09 11:32am From: paul

hey you cut it off before the "and i'll give you a great big kiss" part

Wed. 1/28/09 11:33am From: Ken

So who is doing a Corn Weenie Remix? I want commitment!

Wed. 1/28/09 11:33am From: Cecile

Cupcake Dog, don't you mean, hummpa a leg?

Wed. 1/28/09 11:33am From: rok

i'm on it ken, i was gonna play with that anyway

Wed. 1/28/09 11:33am From: stingy d

i'll do a corn weenie remix

Wed. 1/28/09 11:34am From: -max-

That wasn't a typo, by the way. Just a small joke. Fried, like corn weenies. Get it?

Wed. 1/28/09 11:35am From: Lizardner Dave

I don't have any of those fancy software thingys you need to do a remix. I'm such a failure.

Wed. 1/28/09 11:35am From: Bad Ronald

I'll take a stab at it later. Any other parameters aside from the due date?

Wed. 1/28/09 11:36am From: BSI

A Corn Weenie remix will be coming via Blue Sausage Infant, within the prescribed deadline.
It'll be a killa!
I have commited!

Wed. 1/28/09 11:36am From: Ghengis Jung

I'm in on the remix.

Wed. 1/28/09 11:38am From: -max-

Okay, I'll admit it now. It actually was a typo. Sorry Mr. Freedman.

Wed. 1/28/09 11:38am From: molerat

That heavy metal chart is high-larious. That is all.

Wed. 1/28/09 11:41am From: jneil

White Noise was a spinoff of the BBC Radiophonic Workshop.

Wed. 1/28/09 11:42am From: Ken

jneil! Wow, I never knew that. So they were Brits? I love the umlaut section of the metal chart.

Wed. 1/28/09 11:44am From: gerardo

and some people still say cds are not musical instruments, ha!

saludos desde chile, ken

Wed. 1/28/09 11:49am From: annie

wolfie is giggling, i can hear him

Wed. 1/28/09 11:53am From: paul

obama? obama? obama. obama obama obama obama. obama!

Wed. 1/28/09 11:53am From: GP

Ken, do have the Moog Cookbook CD up there.?..The song "Buddy Holly" would be nice to hear after this F&T piece.

Wed. 1/28/09 11:55am From: GP

Whoo Hooo..sing it Hank II

Wed. 1/28/09 11:56am From: Mark

wow what's the delay when listening over the internet, I saw Paul's comment on Obama over the rainbow about a minute before I heard it

Wed. 1/28/09 11:57am From: Jimmy Safechuck

Mark, blame the Left-Wing Liberal Media.

Wed. 1/28/09 11:57am From: GP

Yeah mark. I have that too, thought I was in a time warp or something.

Wed. 1/28/09 11:58am From: Betsy

I love this! Did you get it off Paste? I tried but the download failed.

Wed. 1/28/09 11:58am From: Mark

darn left wing liberal media

Wed. 1/28/09 11:58am From: paul

i posted that during the ferrante version. because i cant hear that song without hearing the obama version because of this show.

Wed. 1/28/09 11:58am From: jneil

Here's AllMusic's bio of White Noise.
http://www.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&sql=11:0pfoxql5ldke~T1

I had no idea of that connection either until recent years.

Wed. 1/28/09 11:59am From: GP

Is this Adam Sandler's mom singing?

Wed. 1/28/09 11:59am From: Mark

ah

Wed. 1/28/09 12:03pm From: weiter so

great finale

Wed. 1/28/09 4:29pm From: Linda

Nooo, enough corn weenie already

Tue. 2/3/09 1:15pm From: Jeff M

1. Excellent snow day show -- even though I didn't get around to it 'til the snow was mostly gone.

2. More Iraqi radio!

3. I don't think the Corn Weenie auteur is unknown anymore -- didn't they track it down to a fella name of Michael Proft?

http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2007/06/365_days_155_le.html

Here's some of his visual art...

http://blogs.kpbs.org/index.php/movies/comments/paintings_by_michael_proft/

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