Listener comments!

Fri. 11/7/08 12:08pm From: white russian

Andy Lives

Fri. 11/7/08 12:10pm From: stingy d

oh yea... is the press conference today?

Fri. 11/7/08 12:10pm From: chris

this is making me both sleepy and giggly.

Fri. 11/7/08 12:11pm From: Ted from Baltimore

Good afternoon, Bryce. I'm guessing this track isn't ending anytime soon?

Fri. 11/7/08 12:11pm From: Sean Daily

Fifth comment! Woo hoo!

Fri. 11/7/08 12:12pm From: bzul

NPR presss conf coverage starts 2:20 EST.

Fri. 11/7/08 12:13pm From: trent

this song is weird

Fri. 11/7/08 12:14pm From: E

I'm losing control of my bowels.

Fri. 11/7/08 12:14pm From: zedprophfer

this song is relaxing

Fri. 11/7/08 12:14pm From: stingy d

http://www.andykaufmanlives.com/

Fri. 11/7/08 12:14pm From: billy jam

I am too relaxed to move....so you better go til 6PM Bryce....MUST go to selep....the blood has left my toes.....my feet are numb

Fri. 11/7/08 12:14pm From: chris

I love the tremor in his voice. It makes him sound like a superhero villain - like he should be stabbing the air with his forefinger.

Fri. 11/7/08 12:15pm From: Sean Daily

So this Final Relaxation recording comes with a lethal dose of hemlock?

Fri. 11/7/08 12:16pm From: Parq

Bryce, I'm going under, here. And for some reason, I wanna go take a nap in the city dump. But I don't have bus fare to Staten Island.

Fri. 11/7/08 12:16pm From: dc pat

I think this song ROCKS!! WOOOO!!

Fri. 11/7/08 12:16pm From: bryce

hey, stingy! it's sunday morning.....

Fri. 11/7/08 12:17pm From: stingy d

yea i just looked up the site... i don't personally beleive it. but... nevertheless... i'm all interested

Fri. 11/7/08 12:18pm From: bzul

This sooooothe-sayer poet and the TV chefs are fighting for my soul.

Fri. 11/7/08 12:18pm From: chris

I also like when he starts slurring a little ... is it a gin and tonic, or a stroke?

Fri. 11/7/08 12:19pm From: Cecile

Ah, the Final Relaxation!
Brilliant!

Fri. 11/7/08 12:20pm From: stingy d

my chakras are so open
i feel a wave of diarrhea in my bottom

Fri. 11/7/08 12:21pm From: E

Oh okay. The bowel thing cleared up. Thanks.

Fri. 11/7/08 12:21pm From: chris

I wanna hear all the Golding Institute records now.
*Sounds Of The American Fast Food Restaurants 7"
*Sounds Of The San Francisco Adult Bookstores 7"
*Sounds Of The International Airport Restrooms 7"
*Final Relaxation

Fri. 11/7/08 12:23pm From: annie

can you imagine happening upon this as you're driving around???

Fri. 11/7/08 12:23pm From: Parq

Bears can take out their teeth? I always thought that was just a Looney Tunes gag.

Fri. 11/7/08 12:24pm From: bzul

I was thinking of the wrongest press conference altogether, eh? Coverage of the one "within a 10 mi. radius of Rutgers"...who knows? Rest now....rest, mmmmmm.

Fri. 11/7/08 12:25pm From: Sean Daily

I'm just wondering what the police are going to think when they break into my locked room after undergoing my Final Relaxation.

"Well, Sarge, looks like the guy suffered a heart attack, but not before he tore his front teeth out."

Fri. 11/7/08 12:25pm From: stingy d

is this neil hamburger?

Fri. 11/7/08 12:27pm From: Cecile

I'm not hearing anything.
Stingy, I think it's singer dude from Faith No More and some friends.

Fri. 11/7/08 12:28pm From: dc pat

Hey Sarge, look at this--apparently he hung himself w/ an imaginary noose too!

Fri. 11/7/08 12:29pm From: bzul

A mischief of rats chew my belly chew my belly!

Fri. 11/7/08 12:30pm From: Cecile

oh, it might help if I plugged in the earphones

Fri. 11/7/08 12:31pm From: Sean Daily

Hey, look, Sarge, looks like his fingers exploded, too.

Fri. 11/7/08 12:31pm From: n'lo

creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy!

Fri. 11/7/08 12:32pm From: bzul

Cecile...don't! Someone must tell the world what happened to us!

Fri. 11/7/08 12:32pm From: dc pat

Oh dear lord, Sarge. No, no... it..it can't be. His toenails have burst!

Fri. 11/7/08 12:32pm From: Parq

I've got work to do, but I can't tear myself away from this.

Fri. 11/7/08 12:32pm From: stingy d

nah man... google-ing... gregg turkington is neeeeeeeiiilll haaaambuuurgeeeeerrrrrrr!!

Fri. 11/7/08 12:34pm From: stingy d

ugh

Fri. 11/7/08 12:34pm From: Sean Daily

Jeez, looks like he threw up after his toenails exploded, Sarge.

Fri. 11/7/08 12:35pm From: dc pat

Well, waddaya think Sarge?

Sarge: Ah..put down "Died of old age."

Fri. 11/7/08 12:36pm From: Cecile

Oh, ok. Why did I think it was the faith no more guy. Hunh. I must have gotten him mixed up with someone.

Fri. 11/7/08 12:38pm From: stingy d

i could sure go for some don rickles

Fri. 11/7/08 12:44pm From: dc pat

Sean, let's see who can post the LAST comment. Rules are, the comment has to be the last before the date/clock thing on the post says Fri. 11/7/08 3:00pm. So, as long as you're the last one before 3:00, you win. If it says 3:00, you don't.

Fri. 11/7/08 12:46pm From: stingy d

can i play?

Fri. 11/7/08 12:46pm From: chris

Those aren't kids, those are British smokers.

Fri. 11/7/08 12:47pm From: dc pat

anybody can, I just wanted to clear it with the woo hoo guy.

Fri. 11/7/08 12:47pm From: stingy d

yo what the fuck with these kids man... fuck

Fri. 11/7/08 12:48pm From: Sean Daily

You and me, dc pat! Mano a mano! Code of the gladiator! (doing my best Brock Samson) COME ON!

Fri. 11/7/08 12:49pm From: Doug in DC

arghh...ugharggh...your mother sews socks that smell!

Fri. 11/7/08 12:49pm From: Cecile

that sounds like me when I had my cold a couple of weeks ago.

Fri. 11/7/08 12:50pm From: dc pat

RIGHT ON! you want to open it up to other commenters?

Fri. 11/7/08 12:50pm From: dc pat

or maybe we should do 1 on 1 elimination competitions

Fri. 11/7/08 12:50pm From: Sean Daily

Blaaaargh...

BLAAAAAAARGH...

Ok, I'm done, waitaminnit, BLAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGH...

I'm not possessed. I just like projectile vomiting pea soup onto priests.

Fri. 11/7/08 12:51pm From: Ken

It's great to hear a British Satan for a change. Satan is always American or German.

Fri. 11/7/08 12:52pm From: ross

these kids just need a hug...

Fri. 11/7/08 12:52pm From: Sean Daily

Sure, dc pat. Why not? (doing my best Jesse Ventura) I'll take all'a you on! I ain't got time to bleed! Code of the gladiator! Ventura for governor!

Fri. 11/7/08 12:52pm From: Cecile

Golly, Satan has the syntax, phrasing and vocabulary of a fibbing grade schooler...

Fri. 11/7/08 12:52pm From: Parq

The really frightening thing is, when that kid isn't possessed, she's Dakota Fanning.

Fri. 11/7/08 12:53pm From: Jon

I was looking for these recordings before when you play them weeks ago. The documentation seems a bit spotty.

Fri. 11/7/08 12:53pm From: Sean Daily

So now someone's trying to exorcise Corpsegrinder from Cannibal Corpse?

Fri. 11/7/08 12:53pm From: chris

"I am paper cut"

Fri. 11/7/08 12:56pm From: bzul

For the second time in a week, I happily quote Karl, the house man in The Exorcist: "It wants no straps."

Fri. 11/7/08 12:57pm From: stingy d

as long as we are reprising... i vote for the troggs.

Fri. 11/7/08 12:58pm From: dc pat

ow, my eye..

Fri. 11/7/08 1:00pm From: Harvey

Hahah Bryce, you KILL me

Fri. 11/7/08 1:01pm From: Sean Daily

A. A. Allen... any relation to G. G. Allin?

Fri. 11/7/08 1:03pm From: Cecile

Wow, sinner pie.

Fri. 11/7/08 1:04pm From: Mizzou

I knew it was the money....

Fri. 11/7/08 1:05pm From: Sean Daily

"Ah Christ, dough and blue hair. What a loser possession. Charlie, get me someone with a GOOD demonic possession, will ya?"

Fri. 11/7/08 1:07pm From: annie

great shit to clean house by...

Fri. 11/7/08 1:08pm From: Sean Daily

So, demons don't like the blood of Jesus. How about other bodily fluids? How about the sputum of Jesus? The lymph of Jesus? The intercellular fluid of Jesus?

Fri. 11/7/08 1:13pm From: bzul

I just don't get enough exorcise.

Fri. 11/7/08 1:13pm From: Sean Daily

So we go from Christian silliness to New Age silliness. Great...

Fri. 11/7/08 1:14pm From: chris

It's like lemon sorbet in between courses - cleanses the palette.

Fri. 11/7/08 1:15pm From: stingy d

i thought we'd be getting some black mass lucifer

Fri. 11/7/08 1:20pm From: bzul

Or really, really scary dark mind-rippin' deep freak shit, like Cher's "Dark Lady."

Fri. 11/7/08 1:21pm From: Cecile

Space is cooler when the P-Funk Nation sings about it. Or Sun Ra.
Man, Ingo makes space sound like a suburban subdivision.

Fri. 11/7/08 1:22pm From: star chile

I am bringin' it, and turnin' on my drive! Hope my boss notices!

Fri. 11/7/08 1:22pm From: Cecile

Or even Cheryl Lynn, the disco singer....

Fri. 11/7/08 1:24pm From: Cecile

or Lakeside...
or
Newcleus

Fri. 11/7/08 1:25pm From: Cecile

or Drexciya.

Fri. 11/7/08 1:26pm From: bryce

wiki wiki wiki wiki

Fri. 11/7/08 1:26pm From: Cecile

god, now he sounds like Walter Koenig.

jam on it!

Fri. 11/7/08 1:27pm From: Sean Daily

Jimminy Crickets... What is thing you Christians and New Agers have with the end of the world?

Fri. 11/7/08 1:29pm From: bryce

jam ja jam ja ja ja ja ja jam jam

Fri. 11/7/08 1:30pm From: Cecile

Newcleus's Jam on it:
"to the postman, jam on it, jam on it - a wiki wiki wiki wiki..." was supposed to be imitating scratching.

Fri. 11/7/08 1:30pm From: Cecile

ALAN PARSONS IN SPACE

Fri. 11/7/08 1:33pm From: Cecile

the burping people, the tuba people...

Fri. 11/7/08 1:33pm From: Sean Daily

We were walking along one day and we turned a corner and saw a book with seven seals and seven angels with seven trumpets, so we promptly GOT THE FUCK OUT OF THERE.

Fri. 11/7/08 1:35pm From: Sean Daily

I want to cast MAGIC MISSILE.

Fri. 11/7/08 1:35pm From: Ike

Sean -- HA!

Ugh, not this witchcraft crap again. This is almost as played out as "Satisfaction" on a classic rock station.

Fri. 11/7/08 1:36pm From: Cecile

I want to cast A CHORUS LINE

Fri. 11/7/08 1:36pm From: stingy d

magic is not real

Fri. 11/7/08 1:37pm From: signalstation

magic is a collectible card game

Fri. 11/7/08 1:37pm From: bryce

sorry, ike!

Fri. 11/7/08 1:37pm From: Cecile

I thought a coleopetrous was an annual plant that liked shade.

Fri. 11/7/08 1:38pm From: bzul

I want to cast a Mooselook Wobbler.

Fri. 11/7/08 1:38pm From: stingy d

night people dispelled the concept of magic being real the other day. i hear that at around 6am thigns got interesting when this girl called in and talked and talked and talked

Fri. 11/7/08 1:39pm From: Fred Schneider

There's A Monster In My Pants!

Fri. 11/7/08 1:40pm From: Alan Parsons

There's a pyramid in my bed, there's one underneath my bed, and my lady's getting cranky.

Fri. 11/7/08 1:41pm From: Ike

Well, I've picked on John Allen enough recently for his terrible selections, so I figured I'd spread my bitching and moaning around a little.

Fri. 11/7/08 1:41pm From: Joey Ramone

I got spirits in my house!

Fri. 11/7/08 1:41pm From: Alan Parsons

WHoops, I meant in my head.

Fri. 11/7/08 1:41pm From: bryce

time for a happy pill

Fri. 11/7/08 1:42pm From: Bad Ronald

Ike's not happy unless he's pissed...

Fri. 11/7/08 1:43pm From: Eddie Murphy

I got boogie in my but.

Fri. 11/7/08 1:43pm From: stingy d

kim jong il is dying

Fri. 11/7/08 1:44pm From: bryce

great guy.

Fri. 11/7/08 1:45pm From: stingy d

he doin his thing.

Fri. 11/7/08 1:45pm From: Bad Ronald

But the hair-do will live on and they'll probably clone him from the top down.

Fri. 11/7/08 1:45pm From: star chile

Jing dung al is coming?

Fri. 11/7/08 1:46pm From: Sean Daily

Can this be "The Flowers of EE-VILL"?

Fri. 11/7/08 1:46pm From: Ike

BR, it's more complex than that. I don't want to dislike stuff, but I can exorcise (EXORCISE!) that pissed feeling and get a vicarious thrill by ripping on something. It's like vomiting. You feel great when you get the horrible stuff out of your system. So, maybe being a critic is like having food poisoning. Or bulimia.

Fri. 11/7/08 1:47pm From: star chile

The greatest Elvis impersonator ever to become a head of state.

Fri. 11/7/08 1:47pm From: Doug

Those obviously-photoshopped pictures of Kim Jong Il - "he's alive REALLY!! Believe us!" - are hilarious

Fri. 11/7/08 1:54pm From: star chile

Kim does Elvis better than Bill Clinton, bc Bill never understood the jumpsuit thing.

Fri. 11/7/08 1:54pm From: Bad Ronald

Thanks for clarifying Ike. I fully understand and I was not insinuating that you were simple! Sorry if I came off that way...

Fri. 11/7/08 1:57pm From: Bad Ronald

Here's the tender sensitive side of Kim Jong:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LNB6M7yTBo

Fri. 11/7/08 1:57pm From: Ike

No, it's cool, BR, I didn't think you meant THAT.

When I was born, I said, "Hey, those lights are too bright. It's too cold out here, put me back in. Hey doctor, your fashion choices are awful."

Fri. 11/7/08 1:57pm From: jon

neat sounds! what's this intersystems thing about?

Fri. 11/7/08 1:59pm From: jon

ahhhhhh!!!

Fri. 11/7/08 2:04pm From: bryce

hey, jon — they were rather amazing. canadains, put out 3(?) albums in the late 60s. readings of Blake Parker, a couple of electronics folks....their performances were seriously crazy crazy crazy elaborate installations, mazes, lights, fog, mirrors, sudden blackouts, "games" with the audience.... people would go tripping their balls off and be treated to serious insanity.

Fri. 11/7/08 2:04pm From: star chile

Blake Parker was the love chile of Bonnie and Clyde, left in a gas station bathroom, with a copy of Songs of Innocence & Experience tucked in his nappies.

Fri. 11/7/08 2:05pm From: Sean Daily

So it's a rat that's into BDSM?

Fri. 11/7/08 2:07pm From: Belmont

Where can these Intersystems recordings be found?

Fri. 11/7/08 2:09pm From: dc pat

"No matter where I am, I want to be somewhere else."

Fri. 11/7/08 2:16pm From: Parq

Ike, you're going to make a great middle aged crank some day.

Fri. 11/7/08 2:19pm From: dc pat

what was that long piece by the Fugs about a caveman or something. Sounded a lot like this. Be good to hear that next. Think it was on there Kill for Peace album.

Fri. 11/7/08 2:21pm From: dc pat

their....dammit....

Fri. 11/7/08 2:22pm From: Dead Corporate Eyes

Tangerine Dream is dreaming of being Pink Floyd with this piece.

Fri. 11/7/08 2:24pm From: dc pat

Virgin Forest I think.

Fri. 11/7/08 2:26pm From: bryce

hey belmont, can't seem to find the cd re-ishes of their 2nd two albums anywhere. crap. there's always mutant sounds... http://tinyurl.com/6bztw3

looks like organ of corti still has repress of 1st lp + 7"...pricey, but a beautiful object http://cortical.org/spores.html

here's some info on blake parker - http://blakeparker.com

Fri. 11/7/08 2:28pm From: Belmont

Thanks Bryce

Fri. 11/7/08 2:32pm From: esch oder anarchie!

TD is way better than Pink Floyd, but it is a little pretentious to call the song "Geburt." I think "burt" would have done the trick just fine.

Fri. 11/7/08 2:34pm From: Parq

*jaw dropping open in recognition*

Fri. 11/7/08 2:34pm From: Dead Corporate Eyes

what year did that TD piece come out, because Floyd did that on Saucerful of Secrets in '68. Same exact melody on organ part. Just wond'rin who was there first.

Fri. 11/7/08 2:36pm From: cosmic

hey everyone, hey bad ronald,

Fri. 11/7/08 2:37pm From: Tom

Hey Bryce,
I just gotta say that the TD into Pammy's on a Bummer segue was pretty inspired

Fri. 11/7/08 2:37pm From: cosmic

what i set! just got in but read the list and a lot of comments hahah

Fri. 11/7/08 2:41pm From: bryce

nice! thanks tom :)

DCE, drum roll........ '76 doh!

Fri. 11/7/08 2:44pm From: Parq

Oh man, Cos, you mean you missed "The Final Relaxation"? You need to go back and dig it on the archives, and read the comments that were posted while you listen. Judson Fountain (he of Ol' Pal Irwin fame) meets the Addams Family.

Fri. 11/7/08 2:45pm From: Dead Corporate Eyes

yah dats what i thunk.

anyway this shit is tripping balls.

Fri. 11/7/08 2:48pm From: stingy d

just look at this picture
http://tinyurl.com/6paad3

Fri. 11/7/08 2:48pm From: Bad Ronald

Hey Cosmic, yeah what Parq said...

Fri. 11/7/08 2:49pm From: Cecile

Parq, I thought it was more like Criswell meets Deepak Chopra, but six of one...

Fri. 11/7/08 2:52pm From: stingy d

FUCK! i missed pammy's on a bummer... fuck

fuck

Fri. 11/7/08 2:52pm From: cosmic

i saw that parq.haha i cant wait! its mushroom season here too. or wont i make it back?
i wont re-read the comments til i can play it.



whats the posessed kids thing like? is it real?

Fri. 11/7/08 2:53pm From: dc pat

Obama's talkin'

Fri. 11/7/08 2:54pm From: The Guardian (not the Keeper)

this has been an exceptional show, Bryce!

Fri. 11/7/08 2:54pm From: bryce

stingy's on a bummer

Fri. 11/7/08 2:55pm From: dc pat

holy shit, Bryce's stream is perfect background music to Obama!!

Fri. 11/7/08 2:55pm From: cosmic

any recommendations on the perfect final relaxation experience br? im not afraid of total ignightenment

Fri. 11/7/08 2:56pm From: Parq

maybe someday he'll be back

Fri. 11/7/08 2:57pm From: bryce

hey guys, have great weekends! fucking warm

by the way,
http://andykaufmanlives.com

Fri. 11/7/08 2:58pm From: cosmic

cheers in advance bryce!

Fri. 11/7/08 2:59pm From: dc pat

Last comment! HOO WOO!

Fri. 11/7/08 3:00pm From: Ike

Oh really?

Fri. 11/7/08 3:00pm From: Sean Daily

Last... comment! Woo hoo!

Fri. 11/7/08 3:00pm From: Parq

Thanks, B. You be cool too. Hey, dc pat won!

Fri. 11/7/08 3:00pm From: dc pat

You missed it, had to be timestamped at 2:59

Fri. 11/7/08 3:01pm From: Bad Ronald

U2 - Anyone watching Obama now?

Sat. 11/8/08 9:53pm From: melllt

i'm back for more, this has to be one of my favorite lineups..thank lucifer for the archives!

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