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June 6, 2008: Douche of the Week Bracketology Special!
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| Bronwyn C | Douche of the Week Bracketology Special | Judge Roy Pierson (sued cleaners) is the douche of the year!! |
Fri. 6/6/08 6:06pm
From:
Sean Daily
Whaaaaaaaaat? No George W. Bush?
Fri. 6/6/08 6:07pm
From:
Richard
Am I the first? My choices: Love Sky Dancer, Anon @ Colbert Report, Amaldo de Sidonis, Judge Roy Pierson, Nike, Luria, Murray, Ceballos
Fri. 6/6/08 6:08pm
From:
Listener John
Wow! I studied the list of 16 candidates, and they are all so awful, that it's hard to decide who's the worst. I wouldn't want to bet on who'll be the winner/loser . . .
Fri. 6/6/08 6:12pm
From:
jake
Love sky dancer.
Fri. 6/6/08 6:12pm
From:
Listener John
I vote for Love Sky Dancer. He had me at "Druid Priest."
Fri. 6/6/08 6:12pm
From:
Rae
Love Skydancer is far douchier
Fri. 6/6/08 6:12pm
From:
Brock
Love Sky Dancer,
Fri. 6/6/08 6:12pm
From:
?
Definitely, if only for the name.
Fri. 6/6/08 6:13pm
From:
spaniel
LSD (love sky dancer)
Fri. 6/6/08 6:13pm
From:
Sean Daily
Paul Addis: He's just an a-hole.
Monoglian Treaty: There's this neat thing called a map, State Department...
John Potts: Cos he killed an animal.
Judge Pierson: Hypocrite (against frivolous lawsuits)
Putnam Co. Office of Aging: Directly affects srs.
Noel Luria: Fudger coulda killed someone
Robert Murray: People died and HE'S stressed out?
Priscilla Ceballos: Lying about daddy dying in Iraq to get Hanna Montana tix? Ain't that a hanging offense?
Fri. 6/6/08 6:14pm
From:
Listener John
Anonymous @ Colbert Report -- because he stole ideas from Bronwyn.
Fri. 6/6/08 6:16pm
From:
?
Anon@Colbert, cuz if you're so bad you've got to steal from the Young Turks, you really can't write.
Fri. 6/6/08 6:16pm
From:
Listener Ralphine
Anon @ Colbert Report, because the Mongolia treaty is actually legit. A bunch of commercial ships fly the Mongolian flag.
Fri. 6/6/08 6:16pm
From:
brock
Anon @ Colbert Report
Fri. 6/6/08 6:17pm
From:
evs
anon@colbert, stealing from young turks is pathetic, and yes i'm stealing ?'s material
Fri. 6/6/08 6:17pm
From:
spaniel
state dept guy
Fri. 6/6/08 6:18pm
From:
zedprophfer
Colbert Report Colbert Report Colbert Report
Fri. 6/6/08 6:18pm
From:
Ike
I'll vote for State Dept. guy, partly because it's such a Bush stooge kind of thing, and also because originality in art or writing is essentially impossible.
Fri. 6/6/08 6:19pm
From:
Dave in Chicago
Agree with caller, the State Dept guy is stupid. But the Colbert guy is CLEARLY a bastard...
Fri. 6/6/08 6:21pm
From:
john
Totally John Potts. They're both bird killers, but he gets the nod because hes' from Satan Island.
Fri. 6/6/08 6:21pm
From:
spaniel
de Sidonis
(potts gets off on insanity plea)
Fri. 6/6/08 6:21pm
From:
brock
Amaldo de Sidonis, Hawk Spitter
Fri. 6/6/08 6:21pm
From:
Jessica
Colbert report guy is worse than a comedian stealing bits, I'd say, what with the theft coming as part of his very-well-paid day job. Plus: don't snatch from our Bronwyn! Without even crafting the purloined bit enough to make it potentially passable. Bad writer! I should have your job!
Fri. 6/6/08 6:21pm
From:
Rae
hawk spitter.
Fri. 6/6/08 6:21pm
From:
frenchee
not the mentally ill guy.
the dumb guy
Fri. 6/6/08 6:21pm
From:
Dave in Chicago
Tough one on the birds, but crazy guy is just crazy
Fri. 6/6/08 6:22pm
From:
Ike
Voting for Hawk Spitter instead of the clearly insane peacock vampire slayer.
Fri. 6/6/08 6:22pm
From:
Jessica
The bird-spitter = huge douche! Not only did he have to know how loved those birds were, not only did he take his issues out on some gorgeous birds, but the whole hurting small animals thing... better hope he never gets a girlfriend.
Fri. 6/6/08 6:22pm
From:
Listener John (a different one)
Let Mr. Potts off for possible mental illness.
Amaldo, however, seems to know what he was doing -- and he was dropping rocks on them too.
Fri. 6/6/08 6:22pm
From:
Raj
Sidonis. stupidity over insanity.
Fri. 6/6/08 6:22pm
From:
ZippyD
I'm confused. What was stolen from FMU at the olbert repot?
Fri. 6/6/08 6:23pm
From:
Charlie
Peacocks represent the DEVIL. Clearly the hawk idiot.
Fri. 6/6/08 6:23pm
From:
Listener Lynn
red tailed hawks are a protected - but peacocks are an introduced species
Fri. 6/6/08 6:24pm
From:
Jessica
"Hawk Spitter" is so his new name. snort.
Anyone who has lived near a peacock-keeping-household has considered, at least once, what it might take to get those screaming-baby-noises to effing stop already.
Fri. 6/6/08 6:24pm
From:
Rae
Roy Pierson!!!!
Fri. 6/6/08 6:24pm
From:
ZippyD
Make that. I'm confused. What was stolen from FMU at the Colbert repot?
Fri. 6/6/08 6:24pm
From:
Dave in Chicago
Judge is a TOTAL ass and I'm black too!
Fri. 6/6/08 6:24pm
From:
ZippyD
Make that. I'm confused. What was stolen from FMU at the Colbert report?
Fri. 6/6/08 6:25pm
From:
giraffe-o
Pierson - all-Star !
Fri. 6/6/08 6:25pm
From:
spaniel
Roy boy. (my call for douche of the year)
Fri. 6/6/08 6:25pm
From:
?
Judge Roy Pierson vs. The Little Guy is far douchier than douche lawyer suing douche casino.
Fri. 6/6/08 6:26pm
From:
frenchee
I think trouser-douche should win
Fri. 6/6/08 6:26pm
From:
kym
Pierson is easily the Douche of the Decade.
Fri. 6/6/08 6:26pm
From:
Brock
Judge Roy Pierson (sued cleaners)
Fri. 6/6/08 6:27pm
From:
Listener John
"Judge" Peierson -- you have to be an overbearing obnoxious Douche to go to court over that issue. (Note the capital D)
Fri. 6/6/08 6:27pm
From:
Charlie
Clearly the judge.
Fri. 6/6/08 6:27pm
From:
JOERG
JUDGE ROY PIERSON
Fri. 6/6/08 6:27pm
From:
zedprophfer
Roy.
Fri. 6/6/08 6:29pm
From:
Listener John
That Putnam Co. person sounds really annoying, but Nike seems like the winner to me -- it's so much more douchy what they did. (At least that's my opinion.)
Fri. 6/6/08 6:30pm
From:
Rae
nike
Fri. 6/6/08 6:30pm
From:
jake
ugh... nike... ugh
Fri. 6/6/08 6:30pm
From:
Shark
Nike Corp basturdz
Fri. 6/6/08 6:30pm
From:
giraffe-o
close call - Nike set up expectations, then spit in the kids' cornflakes so to speak
Fri. 6/6/08 6:30pm
From:
evan
putnam county office of aging.
Fri. 6/6/08 6:30pm
From:
listener eric
Nike is the winner! no contest
Fri. 6/6/08 6:31pm
From:
Brock
Old Folks Donut Stealer
Fri. 6/6/08 6:31pm
From:
marty
a message from portland.. home of nike
trust me
nike sucks......
Fri. 6/6/08 6:31pm
From:
Rae
doughnut = $0.50
sneakers = $200
nike
Fri. 6/6/08 6:31pm
From:
Homer
Putnam Co.. Nike make crap, over rated shoes. Donoughts, OTOH, mmmmmmm.....donuts!
Fri. 6/6/08 6:31pm
From:
joerg
PUTNAM COUNTY OFFICE FOR THE AGING
imposing your standards is more douchy than indian giving, if not by much
Fri. 6/6/08 6:32pm
From:
zedprophfer
I'm going for Nike. Doughnuts are cheaper like Rae said.
Fri. 6/6/08 6:32pm
From:
Raj
Corporations are douches, what a bulletin!
One for doughnuts!
Fri. 6/6/08 6:32pm
From:
arnold
Judge Roy Pierson, no question, a vicious disgusting excuse for a human being. The AC lawyer, she's a person in trouble, and she's got a case I think too. I dont know who's dumb idea was it to nominate her, especially next to this low life Judge Roy Pierson.
Fri. 6/6/08 6:32pm
From:
kol in Cragsmoor NY
Most politicians are douches by definition, which should go without saying. Bringing a lawsuit against a dry cleaner is pretty damn douch-y!
Fri. 6/6/08 6:33pm
From:
evan
at least nike gave those kids a life lesson they will remember-- putnam county stealing away one of the small pleasures left in life
Fri. 6/6/08 6:33pm
From:
john
I give it to Sugarman, again on principal. While he gets some points off for assaulting a stockbroker, I've actually been a fund manager, and 98% of my former counterparts are douches.
Fri. 6/6/08 6:34pm
From:
David W
old people don't need doughnuts...those kids were probably very excited about nike shoes...
Fri. 6/6/08 6:35pm
From:
Raj
These are both too hilarious. I can't make a decision.
Fri. 6/6/08 6:35pm
From:
giraffe-o
Another vote down to the wire! I'd say the spin-grunt guy is more generally annoying and douchy
Fri. 6/6/08 6:35pm
From:
spaniel
Noel, Noel.
but either one is fine. these 2 are the funniest douches yet.
Fri. 6/6/08 6:36pm
From:
Charlie
Spin grunter can suck it.
Fri. 6/6/08 6:36pm
From:
marty
nike... is always sticking it to the kids
especially when they are making the shoes
Fri. 6/6/08 6:37pm
From:
bryce
you grunt guy
Fri. 6/6/08 6:39pm
From:
frenchee
effin' union-busting asswipe v. future Law & Order episode.This is hard.
Fri. 6/6/08 6:39pm
From:
?
Robert Murray, mass-murder is really douchie.
Fri. 6/6/08 6:39pm
From:
Rae
Robert Murray, because more people were involved, and it was a national news story.
Fri. 6/6/08 6:39pm
From:
calihornya
In California, the safe-haven means babies 72-hours old
Fri. 6/6/08 6:40pm
From:
Listener John
Someone should leave the judge on the police station steps.
Fri. 6/6/08 6:40pm
From:
giraffe-o
The terrible two is going to come down to Murray vs. Pierson
Fri. 6/6/08 6:40pm
From:
David W
off with r murry's head
Fri. 6/6/08 6:41pm
From:
cioccito
Robert Murray, complete douche and scumbag.
Fri. 6/6/08 6:41pm
From:
Ike
I'll vote for Hua Zheng. If the baby was female then that's extremely common in China (and India) -- lots of vicious, nasty misogyny towards female babies.
Fri. 6/6/08 6:45pm
From:
john carlton
david mamet
Fri. 6/6/08 6:45pm
From:
Midnight Smoker
Stuart Sugarman...cut off his legs!
Fri. 6/6/08 6:45pm
From:
?
Priscilla Ceballos, for exposing her daughter to Hanna Montana
Fri. 6/6/08 6:45pm
From:
Rae
Rindy Sam, because who really cares about Miley Cyrus?
Fri. 6/6/08 6:46pm
From:
Ike
Priscilla Ceballos! (But what does Irwin think?)
Fri. 6/6/08 6:46pm
From:
Dave in Chicago
Priscilla was so willful in her deception. Rindy again, falls into the crazy self important category
Fri. 6/6/08 6:46pm
From:
kol in Cragsmoor NY
Rindy's punishment should be to be painted indelibly white. Priscilla's mom should be sent to Irac. She's a Douche.
Fri. 6/6/08 6:46pm
From:
D Wallen
nuke the gook & pricilla...put the kid up for adoption to a family that will care for her...
Fri. 6/6/08 6:46pm
From:
sueb
Priscilla is also terrifying looking
http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/priscilla-ceballos_445x287.jpg
Fri. 6/6/08 6:47pm
From:
cioccito
priscilla!
Fri. 6/6/08 6:47pm
From:
Raj
Rindy could've done worse, like on the statue of David!
one for Priscilla!
Fri. 6/6/08 6:47pm
From:
john
Rindy Sam kissed an all-white canvas. Yes, all white. HOW much does it cost to restore an all-white canvas, please? Can I write in Cy Twombly instead?
Fri. 6/6/08 6:47pm
From:
giraffe-o
Ceballos. Poor kid, growing up with a mom like that
Fri. 6/6/08 6:47pm
From:
charlie
Tough call. One destroyed someone else's work, the other exploited the troops in Iraq. I guess Rindy Sam cuz she did physical destruction and is the type of person I consider to be the bane of my existence.
Fri. 6/6/08 6:48pm
From:
zedprophfer
Priscilla indeed.
Fri. 6/6/08 6:49pm
From:
roger
hey irwin is a hannah montana fan !!!
Fri. 6/6/08 6:49pm
From:
evan
anony@colbert
Fri. 6/6/08 6:49pm
From:
Rae
Love Sky Dancer,
Judge Roy Pierson (sued cleaners)
Nike Corp. (sneakers from kids)
Robert Murray, mine owner
Fri. 6/6/08 6:49pm
From:
Sean Daily
A suggestion, Bronwyn: Try doing the last four and the last two next show.
Fri. 6/6/08 6:49pm
From:
spaniel
love sky dancer
de Sidonis
sugarman
ceballos
Fri. 6/6/08 6:49pm
From:
cioccito
Love Sky Dancer to win it all!!!
Fri. 6/6/08 6:49pm
From:
john
OK, me again. Got to be Love Sky Dancer. Partially because his name sounds like the main character from Star Wars, so that's extra douche points.
Clearly, though, he wins Douche of the Year, Druid Division.
Fri. 6/6/08 6:50pm
From:
joerg
judge roy,
Fri. 6/6/08 6:50pm
From:
Listener David
The Judge for sure!
Fri. 6/6/08 6:50pm
From:
?
judge
Fri. 6/6/08 6:50pm
From:
Dominick
here come the judge
Fri. 6/6/08 6:51pm
From:
Raj
LSD, sidonis ,sugerman, murray
Fri. 6/6/08 6:51pm
From:
sueb
self-important pants!
Fri. 6/6/08 6:51pm
From:
vinh!
Love Skydancer, Judge Roy Pierson, Nike, Robert Murray
Fri. 6/6/08 6:51pm
From:
Sean Daily
Ooooooo... Ken said "jerkoff"... That's, what, a $10 million FCC fine?
Fri. 6/6/08 6:52pm
From:
?
grunt
dousche department divide by n
Fri. 6/6/08 6:52pm
From:
monica
GRUNT GUY!!! you NOT go, girl!
Fri. 6/6/08 6:52pm
From:
Ike
I'll vote against Nike instead of the spin-grunter, because I can't stop getting my hate on against corporations. I'll also vote Ceballos over Murray, and the judge over Love Sky Dancer.
Fri. 6/6/08 6:53pm
From:
Brian c.
Grunt guy! Synonym for shiat, after all…
Fri. 6/6/08 6:53pm
From:
D Wallen
The Judge, how does such a suit reflect his decisions in court?
Fri. 6/6/08 6:53pm
From:
?
Murray, without a doubt.
Fri. 6/6/08 6:53pm
From:
cioccito
robert murray should have his face on the front of some douche packaging.
Fri. 6/6/08 6:53pm
From:
Sean Daily
Mine owner.
Fri. 6/6/08 6:53pm
From:
Dominick
murray
Fri. 6/6/08 6:53pm
From:
kol in Cragsmoor NY
Mine Owner
Fri. 6/6/08 6:54pm
From:
sueb
mine owner
death is more serious than hannah
Fri. 6/6/08 6:54pm
From:
sadie
what about that artist douche who tied up the dog in an exhibition and starved it to death.....
Fri. 6/6/08 6:55pm
From:
david w
yes ciccito, all of them should be on douche packaging, lilke missing kids on milk cartons
Fri. 6/6/08 6:55pm
From:
?
WOW!!
"the D-word"
OMG
Fri. 6/6/08 6:56pm
From:
Listener David
Judge and Murray
Fri. 6/6/08 6:56pm
From:
?
Pierson and Murray
Fri. 6/6/08 6:56pm
From:
Rae
judge roy peirson by nose,
&
Robert Murray
Fri. 6/6/08 6:56pm
From:
Dave in Chicago
Judge and Murray
Fri. 6/6/08 6:56pm
From:
matt
the judge!!!!
Fri. 6/6/08 6:56pm
From:
Dominick
judge and sugarman
Fri. 6/6/08 6:56pm
From:
Raj
pierson, murray
Fri. 6/6/08 6:56pm
From:
vinh
Judge Roy Pierson, and Robert Murray
Fri. 6/6/08 6:57pm
From:
joerg
the judge, abuse of poser is vile
Fri. 6/6/08 6:57pm
From:
Richard
LSD is just crazy, Judge Pierson should know better. Murray over Sugarman, and then Pierson for the win!
Fri. 6/6/08 6:57pm
From:
Sean Daily
Pierson and Murray.
Fri. 6/6/08 6:57pm
From:
?
judge \
JUDGE
Grunt ?
Fri. 6/6/08 6:57pm
From:
monica
judge roy pierson
grunt guy
Fri. 6/6/08 6:57pm
From:
spaniel
Pierson
Sugarman
Fri. 6/6/08 6:57pm
From:
kol in Cragsmoor NY
Pierson and Murray
Fri. 6/6/08 6:58pm
From:
marty
the judge wins the D-bag of the year
Fri. 6/6/08 6:58pm
From:
Joel
Judge Pierson and Murray the D
Fri. 6/6/08 6:58pm
From:
david w
pierson and murray
Fri. 6/6/08 6:58pm
From:
giraffe-o
Pierson vs. Murray! I can pick em. Murray for the win.
Fri. 6/6/08 6:58pm
From:
john
I'm telling you, anyone whose name sounds like Luke Skywalker wins, even without asking for goblets at sing sing.
The other bracket is too hard, because the mine owner is the only one you sort of have to take seriously.
Fri. 6/6/08 6:58pm
From:
Listener David
Judge is ultimate douche
Fri. 6/6/08 6:58pm
From:
me
judge
Fri. 6/6/08 6:59pm
From:
joerg
mine owner, the koreans got out alive
Fri. 6/6/08 6:59pm
From:
Ike
Here comes the judge -- as Douche of the Year. That's my vote.
Fri. 6/6/08 6:59pm
From:
sam
The Judge...
Fri. 6/6/08 6:59pm
From:
eric
The Judge! is the winner Douche wise
but the Mine owner is a total evil bastard!
Fri. 6/6/08 6:59pm
From:
spaniel
Pierson!
Fri. 6/6/08 6:59pm
From:
zedprophfer
JUDGEEEEE
Fri. 6/6/08 6:59pm
From:
vinh
Judge Roy Pierson is the Douchebag of the Year!
Fri. 6/6/08 6:59pm
From:
Joel
Judge Pierson
Fri. 6/6/08 6:59pm
From:
SueB
judge
maybe the mine owner was stressed
the judge has no such excuse
Fri. 6/6/08 6:59pm
From:
kol in Cragsmoor NY
Robert Murray - blatant disregard for life.
Fri. 6/6/08 6:59pm
From:
Listener Steve
Judge... Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!
Fri. 6/6/08 6:59pm
From:
Dominick
Judge Pierson all the way
Fri. 6/6/08 6:59pm
From:
?
Dead People trumps pretty much anything. Dead can't be appealed. Murray, for sure.
Thanks B, for the most beautiful show ever.
Fri. 6/6/08 7:00pm
From:
pat
the judge
Fri. 6/6/08 7:00pm
From:
Rae
the judge is so utterly douchey. He's the douche of the century
Fri. 6/6/08 7:00pm
From:
raj
judge.
Fri. 6/6/08 7:00pm
From:
david w
pierson as he is educated and represents the law, murry is just a sucko businessman
Fri. 6/6/08 7:00pm
From:
Listener Noam Sane
Judge is inexcusably douchy
Fri. 6/6/08 7:00pm
From:
judge
judge
Fri. 6/6/08 7:02pm
From:
zedprophfer
:D
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