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Options July 8, 2007: Nudist Funeral Procession

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"Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives, whether we want to or not. And remember my friend, these future events will affect you. The future is in your hands! So let us remember the past, honor the present, and be amused at the future."

"I predict the day of severity in dress will soon be at hand, almost Puritanical in style, with no beads, no jangles, no bracelets. Men and women will wear exactly the same makeup, the same style of hair dress, and, if required, the same type of wig. I was not allowed to say on television, radio, or have it appear in my column, as the advertisers would clomp down on me, and clomp very heavily."

"I further predict: The new age of nudity for the human body will be glorified. Body designs, self painted, will take up most of your spare time. Women will decorate their breasts with startling colors, while men will decorate their genitals. Those who are politically orientated will always print body slogans on themselves, and this will take the place of the present-day bumper stickers. Subdued colors will be used in the cloth, but riotous colors will be painted on your body."

"I predict that LSD, marijuana, and speed can change your sex. You will tell your Aunt Tillie that she's really, could be, Uncle Fred."

"I predict full medical attention by vending machines. I predict in the future it will be highly possible to have an appendix operation, give birth to a child, or receive an abortion, have a heart transplant, a hair transplant, or even a brain transplant--by vending machine. Your own weight will be controlled by vending machine, for ten cents worth of radaric rays."

"I predict embalming by radar, where the body is turned to indestructable stone. The body will be placed in a fiberglass casket, which does not corrode, rot, or burn. Your great, great, great grandchildren will be able to look upon your countenance and see how handsome you really were. However, I predict, if you wish a sacred cremation, your ashes can be placed in a small warhead missle and fired into outerspace, where you would essentially and eternally continue your journey"

"I predict that nudist funeral processions will not end up at the cemetery, but at some police station."

You can listen to these and many more Amazing Predictions from Criswell himself on Ken's Blog  

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Artist Track Album Label Format New Approx. start time
Kawabata Makoto  Hosanna Mantra   Options Hosanna Mantra  Important    *   0:00:00 ()
Graham Lambkin  Intro   Options Salmon Run  KYE    *   0:18:54 ()
Gordon Monahan  Updown   Options Theremin in the Rain  C3R    *   0:23:11 ()
Han Bennink & Terrie Ex  Hortsik   Options Zeng!  Terp    *   0:26:48 ()
 
Music behind DJ:
Hannu 
  Worms in My Piano        0:33:21 ()
Unknown  Track 2   Options Bougouni Yaalali  Yaala Yaala    *   0:38:20 ()
Larsen  Mousey Toy   Options Xiu Xiu - Remixed and Covered  5RC    *   0:44:26 ()
Vittorino Ghielmi/Luca Pianca  Ground Division   Options Bagpipes from Hell  Winter & Winter    *   0:50:32 ()
Gjermund og Einer Olav Larsen  Min Falske Venn   Options Folkogdans.no Volume 3  NFD    *   0:56:29 ()
 
Music behind DJ:
Hannu 
  Worms in My Piano        0:58:24 ()
Listen with Sarah  Ramblin' Andy   Options The World of Listen with Sarah  Cherryade    *   1:04:06 ()
Edward Ka-Spel  Harvester   Options Dream Logik Part One  Beta Lactam Ring    *   1:06:40 ()
Dylan Group  Dylan and Adam 2   Options It's All About Rimshots and Faulty Wiring  Bubblecore      1:10:31 ()
Alog  Son of King   Options Amateur  Rune Grammofon    *   1:19:32 ()
A Bad Diana  Mother   Options The Lights Are Out But No-Ones Home  Durtro Jnana    *   1:23:18 ()
Rare Earth  Land of Nod   Options Dreams/Answers  Verve    *   1:26:27 ()
Margo Guryan  16 Words   Options 16 Words  Pure Mint      1:29:50 ()
 
Music behind DJ:
Marcus Schmickler with Hayden 
  Amazing Daze        1:33:26 ()
Tuxedomoon  Effervesing in the Nether Sphere   Options Bardo Hotel Soundtrack  Made to Measure    *   1:40:50 ()
Pretty Things  Death   Options S.F. Sorrow  Snapper      1:45:42 ()
Varsted/Mognaese  2 China 4 U   Options Lolita Industri the Sampler 1  Lolita Industri    *   1:50:21 ()
Pretty Things  Bracelets   Options S.F. Sorrow  Snapper      1:50:38 ()
Strawbs  Shepherds Song   Options From the Witchwood  A&M      1:53:37 ()
 
Music behind DJ:
 
  Radio Zumbido        1:57:29 ()
Beastie Boys  14th Street Break   Options The Mix-Up  EMI    *   2:02:51 ()
Several Mouth Parts  The Mind is the Body   Options The Mind is the Body  Tanatone    *   2:05:41 ()
England's Glory  City of Fun   Options Legendary Lost Album  Anagram    *   2:15:24 ()
Railroad Jerk  Pin Prick   Options Raise the Plow  Matador      2:19:19 ()
Eddie Clendening  Bop My Blues Away   Options The Rage of the Teen Age  Wormtone    *   2:22:06 ()
The Legendary Stardust Cowboy  Play My Guitar   Options Tokyo  Cracked Piston    *   2:26:22 ()
Kilburn & the High Roads  Billy Bentley   Options Goodbye Nashville, Hello Camden  Castle    *   2:27:43 ()
Don Partridge  Keep Your Hands Off   Options Rosie and Other Hits    MP3    2:30:09 ()
mark sultan  100 Little Women   Options The Sultanic Verses  In the Red    *   2:32:09 ()
 
Music behind DJ:
 
  DJ Female Covict Scorpion        2:34:27 ()
OFS Unlimited  Mystic   Options Eccentric Soul: The Prix Label  Numero    *   2:40:54 ()
Jay Mitchell  Goombay Bump   Options Cult Cargo: Grand Bahama Goombay  Numero    *   2:42:56 ()
Le Simandou  Festival   Options Authenticite  Stern's Music    *   2:50:44 ()
 
Music behind DJ:
Amnesty 
  Free Your Mind        2:55:41 ()
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