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The hunter then gets captured by the game as the show is hijacked by Pseu Braun, OCDJ, and the ghost of James Brown (channeled through our own Rich Hazelton from upstairs in studio B) who wander into Mark's show like Dawn of the DJ Dead and devour all brains in the room. Mark, Pseu and OCDJ discuss everything from The Clenched Fist of Oprah vs. James Frey, "Indian" vs. "Indian," waterproof mascara goatee application, social tact vs. blabbermouth-ism, strangling office co-workers with garbage bags, skinny Christian vs. buff Christian, smoked meats vs. spoiled meats, plaster casts vs. nose casts, a good white southern Christian upbringing vs. a Satanic new-age California cult church upbringing, drunk haircuts, Pseu's new career as a crime poetess, stalking listeners who scale the fire escape outside, Google Earth, "mustache parties," "boner bills," human beings made out of food modeling clothes, slumber at Deathgasm Records headquarters, the sky going out, The Clenched Fist of Don Knotts, whether or not Eve Harrington should stop brown-nosing once she's already got the part in the play, lying liars and the lying lies they tell, eye stunts, sexual tension and territoriality rules. Pseu volunteers to become a surrogate mother for Mark and Jim's gay love baby, which will probably be named Miller-Ivy-Thor Braun-Allen-Krewson. The trio ignore emails from ear-bleeding listeners begging them to please shut up. Rich Hazelton comes in to save the day, and Mark thanks him by miscuing his show's first CD.
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