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Ken and Andy further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards as the program enters its death throes. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)

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Options June 8, 2005: Fatherly Advice
In which Ken and Andy solicit fatherly advice from listeners to share with a sad orphan boy; nine listeners are hung up on and two microphones are dropped; four women call in a row; and the most tender moment of SSD history - Andy adopts Reed and introduces the Fatherly Advice Sermon. Zinger Playlist by Listener Patrick.

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Track
What would you do if body parts fell on you? (Listen: )  
I don't like this foreplay. (Listen: )  
Shock humor (Listen: )  
Never let the mind linger while meditating. (Listen: )  
Let Bygones Be Bygones. (Listen: )  
Sleep is the best medicine. (Listen: )  
Never Let Bygones Be Bygones. (Listen: )  
Conquering a country is the easy part. Occupying it is generally impossible. (Listen: )  
Always treat a gun as if it's loaded. (Listen: )  
A rolling ball is always followed by a running child. (Listen: )  
Don't tempt a trigger happy Ken with a full phone bank. (Listen: )  
Never bounce tennis balls on the sidewalk, you'll be hit by oncoming traffic. (Listen: )  
Don't be a schmuck. (Listen: )  
Always have a good handshake like McArthur. (Listen: )  
Andy's on the scoreboard. (Listen: )  
Never mow the grass with bare feet. (Listen: )  
Revenge of the Sis. (Listen: )  
Be honorable. (Listen: )  
The more you do what you did, the more you get what you got. (Listen: )  
Your troubles can be blessings in disguise. (Listen: )  
Never marry a girl from Ohio. (Listen: )  
Andy commits audio suicide (Listen: )  
The harder you try, the worse it is when you fail. (Listen: )  
Don't go to bed with a wet head or you will wake up sick. (Listen: )  
Measure twice, cut once. (Listen: )  
The audio sucker punch. (Listen: )  
An idle mind is the devil's work shop / Don't BS an old BSer. (Listen: )  
Always do the ethical thing because you have to look at yourself in the morning. (Listen: )  
Do what's right for you and F everybody else. (Listen: )  
The member of your subversive group who advocates violence is probably the FBI. (Listen: )  
Buy cheap, buy twice. (Listen: )  
A turkey baster baby. (Listen: )  
The sad orphan boy is found. (Listen: )  
The Fatherly Advice Sermon. (Listen: )  

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