See the Great One here with his assistant,
The Lovely Michele, handcuffed together to prove
this is the real deal. No trickery or props are involved.
Ladies and Gentlemen, step right up and witness
the Great Jonesini perform a death-defying stunt.

Watch as The Lovely Michele now handcuffs both of Jonesini's hands behind his back...
Whatever does he have planned for us?
I fear the worst is yet to come...
The Great Jonesini steps up to the diving board ready
to plunge helplessly into the shark infested waters
of Sheldon's pool - HAS HE LOST HIS MIND?
Now with no one but God on his side, Jonesini tries desperately to remove the steel shackles that bind him.
Time is ticking away...
MY GOD - SOMEONE HELP HIM! Look at that face all swollen and red with anguish and despair.
I fear the Great Jonesini's days are numbered !!!

But wait, what's this?
Jonesini miraculously breaks free emerging from
the brink of death into the welcoming arms
of his most loyal fans.
Amongst the dozens and dozens of The Great Jonesini's followers, the seven foot monster, Lars, explodes in joy
as his idol has conquered yet another radio site gag!