Forty
days
before the Cuban Missile Crisis, I entered the world via Brunswick
Hospital in Amityville (insert your own joke here), on the south shore
of Long Island. Two towns east, in Lindenhurst, my mother kept house and
rode herd over my two brothers and two sisters. Two towns west, in
Babylon,
my father – a mechanic – plied his trade as co-owner
of Trophy
Motors (pumping Good Gulf) with my Uncle Emil. My parents are
first-generation
Americans; my father’s side of the family is
Greek/Italian and my
mother’s side is Maltese. I am a Meditterean
mutt. Both of my grandfathers
were dead before I was born and I always
suspect this is the reason I
grew up learning absolutely no Greek,
Italian or Maltese.
Forty-five miles east of Manhattan, Lindenhurst was
(and is) a deceptively
bucolic blue-collar suburb with canals leading
directly to the Great South
Bay. Our house was a small two bedroom
(master bedroom added later) brick
ranch with an attached one car garage
and a backyard just big enough for
an above-ground pool. We didn’t
have much money but my parents tried
to arrange one family vacation a
year and make sure we had food to eat,
clothes to wear and a roof over
our heads. Things went along fairly typically
– with the usual
amount of conflict in a family where the kids are
born barely a year
apart – until my parents divorced. My father
– who was hardly
around anyway, always off trying to earn a living
– became a ghost
in my life, just as I entered puberty. I’ve
never had what could be
termed a “strong male role model”.
This explains much about
me, including why professional sports still fail
to move me.
Around
the same time as the divorce, I took up the guitar, it being the
only
“cool” instrument the Junior High School taught. By the
age
of fifteen I was in my first band – Cobra – playing the
hard
rockin’ hits of the day at parties and high school dances.
My taste
in music back then was largely informed by what ever I heard
my brothers
and sisters playing. Mario and Marc were into loud long-playing
rock and
roll – Black Sabbath, Deep Purple, The Doors, Led Zeppelin,
etc.
Diana and Joanie handled the 45 rpm/pop side: The Beatles, The Jackson
5
and whatever else had a beat you could dance to. Me, I wanted to be
Jimmy Page more than anything in the world and, like him, used to wear
my guitar slung real low: impractical but oh-so-cool. As the seventies
ended, though, I was ridding myself of all my Led Zeppelin trappings
(stuff
that is now going on eBay for ungodly sums). Why? PUNK ROCK,
BABY!
I still remember the 6 o’clock news report talking about
the Sex
Pistols and their infamous San Francisco gig. Mentioning
“Johnny
Rotten” and “Sid Vicious” as if a strong
odor had wafted
into the studio, the newscaster smirked and raised an
eyebrow as Cow Palace
footage ran behind his head. Before long I got
myself a copy of “Bollocks”
and had my own Pistols epiphany.
THIS is what I’d been waiting to
hear, even if I hadn’t known
it. Cobra had already died so I began
playing down in the basement with
my friend, Mike Nicolosi who wielded
a mean Hagstrom bass. Within a year
of graduation from Lindenhurst High,
we had formed The Nihilistics. I got
the name indirectly, through Sartre’s
“Nausea”, which I
found in the trash outside our local Salvation
Army Thrift Shop.
The
Nihilistics consisted mostly of Mike and me, with a revolving cast
of
singers and drummers, until we finally locked onto Ron and Troy sometime
in late 1979. We put out a 5-song EP which got played on Tim
Sommer’s
“Noise the Show” (and Hal’s “Oi
the Show”)
on WNYU. We were soon asked to contribute something to
ROIR’s seminal
“New York Trash” cassette. Our first
Manhattan gig was at
a benefit for Lyle Hysen’s “Damaged
Goods” fanzine at
none other than Max’s Kansas City. If
memory serves, we played two
nights in a row on one of the last weekends
the place was still open.
After that, the gigs came fast: CBGB’s,
Great Gildersleeves, Mudd
Club, Peppermint Lounge, Club 57, Mile Square
City – The Nihilistics
could be counted on for at least one live
show a month during our heyday.
And what a live show it was. We had
nothing but the courage of our convictions
and could be counted on to
keep things mean, nasty, loud and fast. As
far as we were concerned, life
was brutal and we provided the soundtrack,
along with a healthy dose of
verbal abuse for any audience members stupid
enough to think we were
lightweights because we hailed from Long Island.
Mike’s ability to
vomit on demand also helped out in this regard.
By 1984, the factions
within The Nihilistics had become too much for me
to deal with. We were
constant squabbling, especially over an effort by
other band members to
bring in a lead guitarist and “heavy metalize”
our sound. A
chance to get out of my mother’s house and move somewhere
cheap was
the final ink to color me gone. I moved to New Jersey in 1984
and shortly
thereafter met Kaz, who was DJ’ing on FMU. Within a
year he asked
me to co-host and the “Nightmare Lounge" took
to the air. That
ran for three or so years, after which I served as an
overnight DJ. In
1989 I gave birth to “Aerial View”.
There have been some
other bands over the years, most notably Missing
Foundation (I played on
the first three LP’s), but my catharsis
now occurs through solo
pursuits: writing and “Aerial View”.
It’s simpler that
way. Collaboration is a bitch.
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