2003 JANUARY 21 #021
Dean was trying to break into the music business with stellar recordings such as this one. Take note here for Dean was not trying to be comical, he was quite sincere. Thanks to Michelle Boule, who turned me on to Dean many moons ago.
- Otis Fodder
TT-2:40 / 2.45MB / 128kbps 44.1khz
from "Phattest
Jams"
Robert writes:
As a strict vegetarian, and lover of really good (and
bad) music, I would personally like to apologize to the
unfortunate people that downloaded this track. Although
I respect Mr. Milan's anti-meat agenda, nothing can get
me away from the fact that this guy has as much talent
as 1/5 of a Wiggins sister. Just goes to show, not every
veg has the talent of Morrisey, Mary Tyler Moore, Paul
McCartney, or Dayton Allen. At any rate, maybe Moby can
remix this horrid mess into something entertaining. I
seriously doubt it though. Something about an old adage,
"you can't polish a turd". at any rate I prefer
the missionary position. Kind of nice to watch and hear
her moan. ooohyeahhh!
Carl Howard writes:
Clearly, Simon Cowell and "American Idol" are
insufficient cultural institutions to contain the unbridled
vastitude of such musical talent as Mr. Milan possesses.
Brian writes:
I've just finished listening to Mr. Milan's parallel-universe
creation. I'm not sure I want to listen to it again but
I'm glad to have heard it that one time because I'll know
pretty swiftly if ever I happen upon the style again.
This guy really *is* serious, isn't he? Terrifying. That
old maxim 'Know Your Enemy' was never more apposite...
